Maybe Google sends them out directly. I signed up for Invites from Google
but I was hoping it worked like GMail too where they gave some to users too.
Oh well, I'll just have to wait for one from them.
Duane
-Original Message-
From: Tony [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Tuesday,
People...Trinidad has just about every major brand name luxury car out there.
And we only have 1.2 million people in the entire country.
it is amazing.
Porsche has recently opened up an OUTLET in Trinidad.
You hearing me? Not that they selling one car now, another car in a
few years. They've
i was sitting on my sofa last night.
around 9pm or so, and i am watching the toob with my wife.
looking into the dinning room that was dark i swear i see my Uncle David
walk through the dinning room.
was blurry, like under water.
was just for an instant, but enough to freak me out.
he has never
=]
On 2/20/06, Michael Dinowitz [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Forget riots over cartoons. Forget insane presidents. Forget all the other
topics of interest or lack there-of. My worries are closer to home and even
have nothing to do with Arabs controlling the ports of NY. My worries have
to do
i dont know any one who uses digital books.
i always love the texture of the real thing
On 2/20/06, Michael Dinowitz [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
There was a thread on CF-Talk the other week about the Java for CF
programmers book. Someone wanted to buy a copy and it's out of print.
Someone else
Wayne wrote:
Are you talking about Bush being elected again?
Heh, well, something like that. Nobody wanted anybody-but-Bush more
than me but, to be fair, Mr. Bush is not evil. He's just dumb.
Misguided. Prone to delusions of grandeur. Of course the list could
go on.
His election is the
Gel wrote:
We have Hummers, Porsche Cayennes, the latest Jaguars, BMWs all over
the place, AudiiA6s and A8s, Renaults. Peugeots.
I'm constantly amazed at all this, especially due to the fact that any
car in Trinidad costs DOUBLE what you would see in a showroom in the
US!
Not to get on
I saw my cat after it died when I was a kid. And my grandmother. Maybe you
should call your uncle and make sure he's okay. :)
On 2/21/06, Paul Ihrig [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
i was sitting on my sofa last night.
around 9pm or so, and i am watching the toob with my wife.
looking into the
I was home sick and had tomato soup. But, Indian buffet sure sounds good.
*sigh*
On 2/20/06, Nick McClure [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
M
Kashmir Indian Buffet.
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If I find the ebook useful or enjoyable, I always will purchase a dead tree
version. I personally like to reread most fiction I enjoy. Often I read with
an analtical slant the third or fourth time reading a story. I have also
purchased eBooks that I enjoyed or found useful in print so I
Reading all of the anti-Bush sentiment here I seem to think everyone has
forgtten there is a Twenty Second Amendment to the Costitution of the United
States. I 36 months this Bush will be a footnote to history like his father
and predecesor.
Vote Libertarian 2008!
Russel
You're definitely loosing it...i'd suggest tightening it immediately.
i was sitting on my sofa last night.
around 9pm or so, and i am watching the toob with my wife.
looking into the dinning room that was dark i swear i see my Uncle David
walk through the dinning room.
was blurry, like under
Driving while on a cell phone should be illegal in all 50 states. A first
offense removes your cell phone priveleges for one month. A second offense,
a year. On a third offense, for life.
Talking on a cell phone, in public, should also be illegal and should carry
the same fines.
Pointing the
On 2/21/06, Gruss Gott [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Wayne wrote:
Are you talking about Bush being elected again?
Heh, well, something like that. Nobody wanted anybody-but-Bush more
than me but, to be fair, Mr. Bush is not evil.
I don't know, if I was a christian and if I believed in the
How so?
This should be entertaining.
I don't know, if I was a christian and if I believed in the concept of
an Antichrist Bush would fit the bill perfectly.
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On 2/20/06, Michael Dinowitz [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
There was a thread on CF-Talk the other week about the Java for CF programmers
book. Someone wanted to buy a copy and it's out of print. Someone else
mentioned
a digital file of it. As someone who keeps an eye on pirated materials, I've
OK, imagine that you were the Antichrist, what sort of a family would
you want to be born into - a nice rich one with lots of power perhaps?
What job would you like when you grew up - maybe the most powerful man
in the most powerful nation on earth? What policies would you pursue -
ones that would
OK, imagine that you were the Antichrist, what sort of a family would
you want to be born into - a nice rich one with lots of power perhaps?
I'm the anti-christ! Why does it matter what family i'm born into!
What job would you like when you grew up - maybe the most powerful man
in the most
Why would that cause you to worry?
On 2/20/06, Michael Dinowitz [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
My worries have to do with my daughter. The kids downstairs just gave her a
little stuffed black cat and suggested she call it leather. Why does this
send a chill down my spine and make more of my hair
dude,
are you sure those are morels? and not psylli sirens :)
tw
On 2/21/06, Paul Ihrig [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
i was sitting on my sofa last night.
around 9pm or so, and i am watching the toob with my wife.
looking into the dinning room that was dark i swear i see my Uncle David
walk
Come on, didn't you ever see the Omen, it was all true you know :)
On 2/21/06, G [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
OK, imagine that you were the Antichrist, what sort of a family would
you want to be born into - a nice rich one with lots of power perhaps?
I'm the anti-christ! Why does it matter what
Heh, as a kid that movie terrified me. Particularly the scene with the
baboons, and that scene where the lady hangs herself.
Come on, didn't you ever see the Omen, it was all true you know :)
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I have a friend, who I will call I (short for Ignacious).
Most of the books I NEEDs, I has in both print and digital format. Even
though the digital format is questionable.
I has other digital books on a break in case of emergency cd-rom.
I feels if he dips into the book once, no penalty.
IIRC they are maybe our largest supplier of natural gas. They also have oil,
and supply lots of other petro-chemicals.
Due to this, I would imagine many, many jobs supporting that economy.
Probably followed by tourism (cause it is really, really pretty).
On 2/21/06, Gruss Gott [EMAIL PROTECTED]
C. Hatton Humphrey wrote:
If you're looking from a marketing perspective then you might want to
consult with the folks over at Baen. They offer a number of their
titles for free in eBook form and have, from what I've heard, seen an
increase in sales because of it. David Weber has even
TPIWWWMD
--Ben
Michael Dinowitz wrote:
I'm going to add this to every post I make on cf-community to make sure I'm
'balanced' in my posting. If Jillian is talking about her various piercings,
But What About Islam (BWAI). If Bush is being an ass again, BWAI. If Bush is
being an ass again,
-Original Message-
From: Michael Dinowitz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Monday, February 20, 2006 11:40 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Do you buy pirated books
There was a thread on CF-Talk the other week about the Java for CF
programmers book. Someone wanted to buy a copy and
-Original Message-
From: Paul Ihrig [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Tuesday, February 21, 2006 7:21 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: Do you buy pirated books
i dont know any one who uses digital books.
i always love the texture of the real thing
I LOVE e-books - but I also have
-Original Message-
From: Paul Ihrig [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Tuesday, February 21, 2006 7:17 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: So i may be loosing it.
i was sitting on my sofa last night.
around 9pm or so, and i am watching the toob with my wife.
looking into the dinning room
http://www.armytimes.com/story.php?f=1-292925-1546852.php
Found, appropriately, on Fark with a HERO tag. Phelps is an ass, and I
say this based on behavior, regardless of message. I hate his message,
too, but...
Anyway, the Patriot Guard showed up and drowned out his speakers in a
roar of
I can't do tech books as ebooks. I've even got legal access to the
O'Reilly library online and dual monitors and I still rarely use them
because they just don't work for me.
On 2/20/06, Michael Dinowitz [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
There was a thread on CF-Talk the other week about the Java for CF
The rocket eBook is always in my bag with a dozen unread and many, many old
favorites, and it is either the free Metro paper or the eBook while passing
time on the Red Line and buses.
It is also neccessary in the doctor's waiting room, and on the Amtrak train
down to Connecticut each weekend.
On
Same here. If it is in PDF format, I print it. I can not read for an
extended period of time off a monitor.
-Original Message-
From: Paul Ihrig [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Tuesday, February 21, 2006 4:21 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: Do you buy pirated books
i dont know any one
swEEt! Just came from a quarterly meeting with the boss-lady, she says
it's a go for me to attend CFUNITED! I just need to get the whole
package together, tell her the price, and she's booking it.
See ya'lls there. me so happy!
Ray
Wisconsin just passed a law that it's illegal to demonstrate within 500 feet
(or was it yards) of a funeral. Not sure how I feel about that - I mean, I
get the sentiment - but it still seems like a first amendment issue. I have
a feeling it'll go to court.
On 2/21/06, Ben Doom [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Every study 'Gel? Want to back that one up?
On 2/20/06, Vivec [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
We follow a british system of driving rather than an american one. So
we drive on the left side of the road, our driver's seat is on the
right side of the car.
And SUVs are popular here because our roads
If he says God hates anyone, he has missed the entire message of the Bible. As
a Chrisitian, I am commanded to love everyone. I have to love the sinner, just
hate the sin. Phelps is just a hate monger who probably harbors homosexual
tendencies and hates himself and the world because of it.
And I hope it stays.
I am all for free speech. More so than most people. I don't think this
infringes on free speech. The demonstrators can still speak all they want.
They just aren't guarenteed a captive (and grieving) audience.
I don't believe this should be allowed for all types of events (I
I've been buy my ruby books with both the dead tree version and the
e-book version. The coolest thing is that the e-book versions are
updated past the printing date of the dead tree version. There's been
a slewful of code updated in the e-book version.
On 2/21/06, Jim Davis [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Ain't that the pot calling the kettle black. ;)
-Original Message-
From: Larry C. Lyons [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Tuesday, February 21, 2006 9:52 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: SUVs Dangerous, SUVs Cell Phones ...
Every study 'Gel? Want to back that one up?
On 2/20/06, Vivec
If it was OK to pop the offenders on the nose, I'd say let them
demonstrate.
But since I can't legally show my disdain for the demonstrators, there
should be some limits.
Yes you can. See the bikers? They were legally showing their disdain for the
demonstrators. And how can you say what
very cool. this is gonna be my first year going. i just booked the
flight last night (conference and hotel booked a few weeks back).
On 2/21/06, Ray Champagne [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
swEEt! Just came from a quarterly meeting with the boss-lady, she says
it's a go for me to attend CFUNITED!
yeh i was pretty beat..
sounds like it normal. kinda normal any way
On 2/21/06, Jim Davis [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
-Original Message-
From: Paul Ihrig [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Tuesday, February 21, 2006 7:17 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: So i may be loosing it.
i was
I understand your intent -- protesting at funerals is just rude. That
wouldn't stop me from showing up at Phelps' funeral with a big sign that
says He loved the man-cock, but I'm rude on occasion.
However, I have to politely disagree. If we aren't allowed to protest
at funerals, what's next?
Oddly enough I'd be ok with them drowning out his speakers with a hail of
bullets.
But hey, that is just me.
-Original Message-
From: Ben Doom [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Tuesday, February 21, 2006 10:07 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Angry Army Bikers drown out Phelps' message
No, no, no. It's all about dancing around in learher pants to Everyody
Sweat Now and grinding up against his followers.
Killing them is quick -- humiliating them is a gift that keeps on giving!
--Ben
Nick McClure wrote:
Oddly enough I'd be ok with them drowning out his speakers with a hail
??
Who said that Trinidadians were poor?
We're an oil rich nation, we're the largest exporters of Methanol in
the world. Soon we will have the largest aluminium smelter in the
world with all the ancilliary downstream industries.
We also have a lot of quiet Tourism in Tobago.
On 2/21/06, Gruss
Me too! Costing a damn fortune though as I'm having to pay it myself,
and I'm flying in from Scotland.
I'm sure I can sell a kidney or something though.
On 21/02/06, Charlie Griefer [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
very cool. this is gonna be my first year going. i just booked the
flight last night
Sell your liver after the conference. It won't be worth a damn after
that anyways. :)
Andy Allan wrote:
Me too! Costing a damn fortune though as I'm having to pay it myself,
and I'm flying in from Scotland.
I'm sure I can sell a kidney or something though.
On 21/02/06, Charlie Griefer
Because I believe that political speech should be the most protected type of
speech.
There should be a much higher standard before demonstrations in front of
political gatherings are restricted in any way.
Demonstrations in front of private funerals are another thing.
The problem with counter
Don't hate the player.. hate the game :)
/me ducking the flying shoes..
Phelps is just a jackass, plain and simple... he's gonna be really surprised
where he ends up..
-Original Message-
From: Russel Madere [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Tuesday, February 21, 2006 9:56 AM
To:
I've shown the opposite. there's a statistically significant higher
accident rate when people use cell phones while driving. Talking to
someone on a cell phone takes a proportionately larger amount of our
attentional resources than many other events while driving (eg.,
SCHWING!
tw
On 2/21/06, Ray Champagne [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Sell your liver after the conference. It won't be worth a damn after
that anyways. :)
Andy Allan wrote:
Me too! Costing a damn fortune though as I'm having to pay it myself,
and I'm flying in from Scotland.
I'm sure I
Phelps is just a jackass, plain and simple... he's gonna be really
surprised
where he ends up..
In hell, surrounded by hundreds of really surprised suicide bombers.?
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Wanna smuggle me in? I fit in luggage, and am barely over the weight
limit...
--Ben
Ray Champagne wrote:
swEEt! Just came from a quarterly meeting with the boss-lady, she says
it's a go for me to attend CFUNITED! I just need to get the whole
package together, tell her the price, and
It's not worth a damn right now either all these years of hard
drinking brought on by ... well, the urge to drink heavily :)
On 21/02/06, Ray Champagne [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Sell your liver after the conference. It won't be worth a damn after
that anyways. :)
Andy Allan wrote:
Me
killer ray, this oughta be fun.
might not make a single session at the conference now. between, you
and tango, and larry and all the friends coming... wow.
tw
On 2/21/06, Andy Allan [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
It's not worth a damn right now either all these years of hard
drinking brought
I am building a tool where I need to be able to give my users the option of
browsing the server / selecting a specific directory.
Does anybody have / know of an existing component to handle this? Is my brain
farting yet again?
Just hope the hotel bar doesn't run out of beer like last year.
-Original Message-
From: Andy Allan [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Tuesday, February 21, 2006 12:05 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: going to CFUNITED
It's not worth a damn right now either all these years of hard
yea, I know. I'm psyched!
no early sessions...no early sessions...no early sessions...
Tony wrote:
killer ray, this oughta be fun.
might not make a single session at the conference now. between, you
and tango, and larry and all the friends coming... wow.
tw
On 2/21/06, Andy Allan
I don't know, which is why I'm worrying more. :)
It's just that black leather is associated with so many things that little
girls should not know about. But then again, it's probably my own bias.
Why would that cause you to worry?
On 2/20/06, Michael Dinowitz [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
My
I haven't used it, but this CFC from Massimo might prove helpful.
http://www.olimpo.ch/tmt/cfc/tmt_file_io/
On 2/21/06, Jillian Koskie [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
I am building a tool where I need to be able to give my users the option of
browsing the server / selecting a specific directory.
My rant of the day. I ordered about $60 worth of DVDs from Office max on sale
(200 total). Any order over $50 gets free shipping. So what do I get today? An
email from office max saying that they don't deliver in my area. WTF!
I'm in Brooklyn, NY, USA not on the moon or deep in Iran. We get
On 2/21/06, Michael Dinowitz [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
I don't know, which is why I'm worrying more. :)
It's just that black leather is associated with so many things that little
girls should not know about. But then again, it's probably my own bias.
wow. i read that as But then again, it's
Oh..my...god... that would cause a riot. So your saying it's a good idea to
bring your own stash?
sas
-Original Message-
From: Sandra Clark [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Tuesday, February 21, 2006 12:13 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: going to CFUNITED
Just hope the hotel bar
Well, Yahoo has converted to Islam and declared that there is no god but allah.
Want proof? They ban ANY username that has allah in it no matter what. They
don't ban god, jesus, buddah, nazi, satan, pedophile or any number of other
words. Actually, their ban list is really short but it stops
Wait. You mean you haven't started pimping her out yet? Geez, you're
such a slacker.
/me goes for the over-the-top-into-totally-inappropriate funny
On 2/21/06, Michael Dinowitz [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
I don't know, which is why I'm worrying more. :)
It's just that black leather is associated
She's 9 and I will have to kill you for even suggesting it.
Or I'll have to pimp you out in response. :)
Wait. You mean you haven't started pimping her out yet? Geez, you're
such a slacker.
/me goes for the over-the-top-into-totally-inappropriate funny
On 2/21/06, Michael Dinowitz [EMAIL
LOL, I'd make mad money too! There's a great market for paunchy balding guys!
On 2/21/06, Michael Dinowitz [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
She's 9 and I will have to kill you for even suggesting it.
Or I'll have to pimp you out in response. :)
I guess that's why they are going out of business.
Michael Dinowitz wrote:
My rant of the day. I ordered about $60 worth of DVDs from Office max on sale
(200 total). Any order over $50 gets free shipping. So what do I get today?
An email from office max saying that they don't deliver in my
See what happens. You piss me off and I go back in time to destroy you!
That's what happened to the great Sahara forest when a tree fell on my foot.
I guess that's why they are going out of business.
Michael Dinowitz wrote:
My rant of the day. I ordered about $60 worth of DVDs from Office max
So...
Um
DeLorean?
--Ben
Michael Dinowitz wrote:
See what happens. You piss me off and I go back in time to destroy you!
That's what happened to the great Sahara forest when a tree fell on my foot.
I guess that's why they are going out of business.
BWAI?
-Original Message-
From: Michael Dinowitz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Tuesday, February 21, 2006 12:25 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Boycott Office Max
My rant of the day. I ordered about $60 worth of DVDs from Office max on
sale (200 total). Any order over $50 gets free
I had a my own pissed-off experience today with Target.com. Been
waiting for a product that was backordered since before Christmas, it
was supposed to ship yesterday. I looked it up today, and they canceled
the order, saying they are no longer carrying the item. Gcould
have used
Just got a new toy for my iPod / home stereo:
http://www.antiwrap.com/?899
It uses a bluetooth wireless connection to transmit the music on the
iPod to your stereo.
larry
--
Your representative owes you, not his industry only, but his judgment;
and he betrays instead of serving you if he
I've decided already to get a hotel room in the area. No more
commuting from my area to Rockville. I missed out on too many extras.
larry
On 2/21/06, Tony [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
killer ray, this oughta be fun.
might not make a single session at the conference now. between, you
and tango,
Ax. Try to cut down a tree with a DeLorean and all you'll get is a ruined
car.
So...
Um
DeLorean?
--Ben
Michael Dinowitz wrote:
See what happens. You piss me off and I go back in time to destroy you!
That's what happened to the great Sahara forest when a tree fell on my
foot.
I
not to poo poo on your toy... but i kinda got something similar on
friday :)
http://www.antiwrap.com/?900
i prefer wired to wireless as i feel like the quality is still first gen. where
bluetooth is digital, to wireless, to digital.
anyway, its killer, and hooks right up to the stereo, and has
i figured, if you're going to cut down a tree, why not do it with style?
--Ben
Michael Dinowitz wrote:
Ax. Try to cut down a tree with a DeLorean and all you'll get is a ruined
car.
So...
Um
DeLorean?
--Ben
Michael Dinowitz wrote:
See what happens. You piss me off and I go back
I really enjoyed Michael's and Ben's exchange on this list about Office Max,
trees, axes and deloreans. It gave me a laugh.. That's when I realized what's
been missing lately on this list: humor.
Come on, guys... I want to see more of that humorous element creep in here. We
can't all be only
celine dion walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face?
cf_crickets /
On 2/21/06, Judith Dinowitz [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
I really enjoyed Michael's and Ben's exchange on this list about Office Max,
trees, axes and deloreans. It gave me a laugh.. That's when I realized what's
Ok, Judith, here's joke for you!
What do you call a bus full of extremist Muslims driving off a cliff?
A good start...
Harhar!
-Original Message-
From: Judith Dinowitz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Tuesday, February 21, 2006 12:59 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Humor: The Missing
but to do anything with it you need to be close to the unit. We have
speakers throughout the house, if you didn't like a particular song,
before you had to go from the computer room for instance, down 2
stories to the stereo. This way I can control what's playing whereever
I am in the house.
http://www.mozilla.org/projects/seamonkey/
Anyone using it? Reviews? I'm thinking about switching from
Thunderbird/FF to this, but not if it sucks. :)
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Glad to be of service, O Mistress of th Lists.
*bows*
On that note, a word from Fozzie Bear:
Thirty days hath September,
April, June,
and my cousin Irving
Who gets out on Thursday.
wakka wakka!
--Ben
Judith Dinowitz wrote:
I really enjoyed Michael's and Ben's exchange on this list about
quite true!
and both have their merits.
tw
On 2/21/06, Larry C. Lyons [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
but to do anything with it you need to be close to the unit. We have
speakers throughout the house, if you didn't like a particular song,
before you had to go from the computer room for instance,
A polar bear, a giraffe and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender says,
What is this? Some kind of joke?
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A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar. The bartender says, I'll
serve you, but don't start anything!
Zing!
--Ben
Kevin Schmidt wrote:
Ok, Judith, here's joke for you!
What do you call a bus full of extremist Muslims driving off a cliff?
A good start...
Harhar!
I read this joke on someone's blog recently:
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money
between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of 50 pence.
Murphy said Hang on, I have an idea. He went next door to the
butcher's shop and came out with one large
A man goes to his doctor and says, I can't stop singing 'The Green,
Green Grass of Home'.
His doctor replies, sounds like you've got Tom Jones Syndrome.
Is it common?
Well, it's not unusual.
--Ben
Paul Ihrig wrote:
A polar bear, a giraffe and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender says,
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess
looks at him and says, I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per
passenger.
--Ben
Larry C. Lyons wrote:
I read this joke on someone's blog recently:
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of
So, a baby seal walks into a club.
//rimshot
-Original Message-
From: Ben Doom [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Tuesday, February 21, 2006 2:14 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: Humor: The Missing Element
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess
Two twenty-something's are on their first date. He's cruising down the road
when she leans over and whispers in his ear: Speed turns me on. He thinks
for a second and replies:
If I get this baby over 100, will you get naked?
Oh yeah she replies.
So he gets up over 100, and sure enough, she
1000 lemmings walk into a bar.
*whap*whap*whap*whap*whap*whap*whap*whap*whap*whap*whap*...
On 2/21/06, Nick McClure [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
So, a baby seal walks into a club.
//rimshot
-Original Message-
From: Ben Doom [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Tuesday, February 21,
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says
Dam!.
--Ben
Nick McClure wrote:
So, a baby seal walks into a club.
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Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, Is the bar tender here?
Charlie Griefer wrote:
1000 lemmings walk into a bar.
*whap*whap*whap*whap*whap*whap*whap*whap*whap*whap*whap*...
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4th grader comes home from school and tells his mother that he had sex
with his teacher. The mother is somewhat taken aback and sends him to
talk to his father. He tells his father who says, way to go, son!
let's go buy you a new bicycle!.
They go down to the bike store, pick out a bike, and
One of my oldest jokes, it should apply well to this audience.
Q: What is the difference between computers and humans?
A: With computers, the software goes into the hardware. [Rim shot]
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Ian Skinner
Web Programmer
BloodSource
www.BloodSource.org
Sacramento, CA
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An atom walks into a bar, looking rather depressed. The barkeep asks
him what's wrong. Oh, it's nothing. I just lost an electron
somewhere. The barkeep aks him if he sure, and the atom replies, Yep.
I'm positive.
--Ben
Ian Skinner wrote:
One of my oldest jokes, it should apply well to
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, Make me one with
everything.
--Ben
Charlie Griefer wrote:
4th grader comes home from school and tells his mother that he had sex
with his teacher. The mother is somewhat taken aback and sends him to
talk to his father. He tells his father
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