Re: Rush isn't really a racist douchebag, really!

2011-08-18 Thread Chris Stoner
To be absolutely, positively, Colorado mountain stream, crystal clear: my intent is not to justify his joke. It was stupid, crude, in extremely bad judgment and probably harmful for the reasons G states in his summary of view points. I neither condone racism nor racist jokes. If you actually re

Re: Rush isn't really a racist douchebag, really!

2011-08-18 Thread Chris Stoner
I didn't mean to imply that you agreed with me, just that you summarized my view fairly well with your answer. On Thu, Aug 18, 2011 at 4:53 PM, GMoney wrote: > > Well for the record, my statement was interrogative, not declarative :) > > I think there is an argument that you can listen to, enjo

Re: Rush isn't really a racist douchebag, really!

2011-08-18 Thread Chris Stoner
What G said. On Thu, Aug 18, 2011 at 4:29 PM, GMoney wrote: > > On Thu, Aug 18, 2011 at 3:25 PM, Dana wrote: > > > But you seem to be saying that it's possible to tell a racist joke > without > > having racism involved in any way? How? > > > > WOuld it be possible to recognize the stereotypes

Re: Rush isn't really a racist douchebag, really!

2011-08-18 Thread Chris Stoner
Aug 18, 2011 at 12:17 PM, Judah McAuley wrote: > > some other stuff in response > > On Thu, Aug 18, 2011 at 8:17 AM, Chris Stoner wrote: > > some stuff > ~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! ht

Re: Rush isn't really a racist douchebag, really!

2011-08-18 Thread Chris Stoner
No, it simply makes one a person who told a racist joke. Applying absolute generalizations to people for telling a racist joke or applying generalizations for a person's skin color are both at their core prejudicial. The former is just a prejudice that people are OK with. On Thu, Aug 18, 2011 a

Re: Rush isn't really a racist douchebag, really!

2011-08-18 Thread Chris Stoner
*Caveat*: I don't care for Rush Limbaugh. I neither like him, hate him nor listen to him. I do not set my moral compass in agreement nor opposition to his, nor do I have any great understanding of his viewpoint other then it's apparently quite conservative and presented in a politico-shock-entert

Re: Renegade Miami football booster spells out illicit benefits to players

2011-08-17 Thread Chris Stoner
The NCAA is (extremely) hypocritical, however their products tend to be fantastic (in my opinion). Subjectively, I think the big 3 of Football, Basketball and Baseball are all more enjoyable to watch in their college form vs. their pro counterparts. While the skill levels in the pro's are ridicu

Re: Anyone up for a (seemingly easy) SQL challenge?

2011-08-05 Thread Chris Stoner
around here, its funny to say that to someone, its a > term of endearment. > > no other reason :) > > On Fri, Aug 5, 2011 at 1:45 PM, Chris Stoner wrote: > > > > You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a > little > > f***

Re: Anyone up for a (seemingly easy) SQL challenge?

2011-08-05 Thread Chris Stoner
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f up maybe, but my name is funny how, I mean funny like it's a clown's name, it amuses you? It makes you laugh, my name is here to f***in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How is my name funny? On Fri, Au

Re: Anyone up for a (seemingly easy) SQL challenge?

2011-08-05 Thread Chris Stoner
Another option is to: 1. do a string replace to make the list into a list of xml values by doing like: "" + replace(value, ",","") + "" 2. Use the xpath functions build into sql to then query the nodes. 3. Profit. Should work, and would give you more query options over the list.

Re: Internet Explorer Users Are Dumber, Study Shows

2011-08-04 Thread Chris Stoner
Well, to be fair I think Eric is batshit crazy, not because of his views, but rather in the way he posts his views. He comes across as an erratic, mean spirited close minded lunatic and seems to nay-say any opinion that is not an exact match to his. So, on the subject of Eric's batshit crazines

Re: Internet Explorer Users Are Dumber, Study Shows

2011-08-03 Thread Chris Stoner
It's like 10,000 spoons, when all you need is a knife. On Wed, Aug 3, 2011 at 1:42 PM, Sam wrote: > > So you're the new Larry? > Cute. > > ~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! http://www.amazon.com/Adobe-Coldfusion-An

Re: Internet Explorer Users Are Dumber, Study Shows

2011-08-03 Thread Chris Stoner
While I realize this isn't a political discussion (and therefore irrelevant to my point), it still amuses me to see Larry cite Fox News. Next thing you know batshitcr...@threeravens.com will chime in with further proof of the hoax from a Rush Limbaugh article. On Wed, Aug 3, 2011 at 12:49 PM, La

Re: Internet Explorer Users Are Dumber, Study Shows

2011-08-03 Thread Chris Stoner
apathetic != unintelligent On Wed, Aug 3, 2011 at 10:22 AM, Ras Tafari wrote: > > *this is after showing them how to do this more than 3 times. > > sure, on any first time, i dont judge. but if you continue. judging > begins. ~

Re: Internet Explorer Users Are Dumber, Study Shows

2011-08-03 Thread Chris Stoner
Just as that same "less intelligent person" would be exasperated by your chaotic fumbling if you ventured into their chosen field of interest. On Wed, Aug 3, 2011 at 9:22 AM, Ras Tafari wrote: > > i have a couple simple tests: > > 1. when i say go to this website "www.yadda.yadda.whatever" and

Re: zuckerberg and google execs drop google+

2011-07-14 Thread Chris Stoner
Invite sent. I don't do a lot of social networking simply because when I type something it's rarely something i want EVERYBODY to see. I am kind of private that way, in fact last year I removed all but about 15 of my closest friends and family from my Facebook friends. With Google+, I really li

Re: Dawrin Award Winner

2011-07-07 Thread Chris Stoner
This topic seems like an opportunity for a new tax! You don't want to wear a helmet, fantastic, just pay the yearly I-don't-want-to-wear-a-helmet tax when you register your bike. And don't forget the I-don't-want-to-wear-a-helmet insurance that is required too. Sorry, the rates are so high but

Re: How states are rigging the 2012 election

2011-06-21 Thread Chris Stoner
> > I think the idea is that the poor, the homeless, and others may be > generally unorganized or simply not need their ID and/or not have one. > > In other words, in our daily corporate lives everyone wears khakis, > polos, and pays with a credit card but there's another segment of the > populati

Re: Why Microsoft has made developers horrified about coding for Windows 8

2011-06-16 Thread Chris Stoner
differing opinion != hater On Thu, Jun 16, 2011 at 1:57 PM, Ras Tafari wrote: > > yah, i dont think its stupid by any means, i just happened to be lucky > enough > to be enlightened by something newer, better, faster, more intuitive > to me. haters > mean nothing. i know whats bestfor Mr. Taf

Re: Earth may be headed into a mini Ice Age within a decade

2011-06-16 Thread Chris Stoner
I sure hope there is a mini-ice age. I have asthma and the CFC ban made it so I have to use an inferior inhaler that clogs up all the time and barely works when it isn't clogged. If I die of asphyxiation, I want my body rocketed up to help plug the holes in the ozone layer so maybe our asthmatic

Re: Coitus Interruptus (Weiner Pulls Out)

2011-06-16 Thread Chris Stoner
I don't give a crap about it (nor any of the nonsensical reality-tv political garbage) really. I just dont get to say (or type) "Coitus Interruptus" nearly enough for my liking... ~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! ht

Coitus Interruptus (Weiner Pulls Out)

2011-06-16 Thread Chris Stoner
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/17/nyregion/anthony-d-weiner-tells-friends-he-will-resign.html ~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! http://www.amazon.com/Adobe-Coldfusion-Anthology/dp/1430272155/?tag=houseoffusion Archive

Re: Girl w/Dragon Tattoo

2011-06-10 Thread Chris Stoner
I've read all 3 and they are very good. Unlike the Matrix, the sequels are equally as good, if not more so then the first. On Fri, Jun 10, 2011 at 11:32 AM, Gruss Gott wrote: > > Cameron Childress wrote: > > > > I haven't read the book, but I haven't seen a movie preview that I > > enjoyed so

Happiest Countries On Earth

2011-06-02 Thread Chris Stoner
http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/20110601/wl_time/httpnewsfeedtimecom20110601northkoreaoneofthehappiestplacesonearthxidrssfullworldyahoo ~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! http://www.amazon.com/Adobe-Coldfusion-Anthology/d

Re: Parents keep child's gender secret

2011-05-25 Thread Chris Stoner
Nope, makes him a soprano. On Wed, May 25, 2011 at 11:43 AM, Maureen wrote: > > So if a "boy' chooses to be castrated, does that make him a girl? ~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! http://www.amazon.com/Adobe-Coldfu

Re: Parents keep child's gender secret

2011-05-25 Thread Chris Stoner
On Tue, May 24, 2011 at 8:52 PM, Eric "Batshit Crazy" Roberts < batshit.cr...@threeravensconsulting.com> wrote: > > So forcing one gender is a better idea why? All that does is make them a > totally fucked up adult... In a total Grussian approach, I think there are two different (and admittedl

Re: Office Open House

2011-05-17 Thread Chris Stoner
You may have fooseball but you are not l33t unless you offer the ridiculous anal... ~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! http://www.amazon.com/Adobe-Coldfusion-Anthology/dp/1430272155/?tag=houseoffusion Archive: http://

Re: [politics] Charting American Exceptionalism...

2011-05-10 Thread Chris Stoner
l failure in 2008 caused by Wall Street in > the US (don't think there is any debate anymore on what and which companies > caused it). > > So if we believe that having this massive gap and Boom and Bust is bad for > economies and countries, what is going to change it? > I

Re: [politics] Charting American Exceptionalism...

2011-05-10 Thread Chris Stoner
Simplistic paraphrasing that illustrates how I read this thread *Angel:* "...americas rich are too few and too rich and that is bad..." *Jerry:* "...in america, our lower middle class has it pretty good comparatively speaking..." *Angel:* "...well if its so good for everybody, people will never

Re: Latest pet peeve

2011-05-04 Thread Chris Stoner
Even worse, when you try to short circuit the cycle by pressing the industry standard "0" for operator and the system understands your request but refuses to let you do it. I had this issue with Bank of America the other day, I was furious by the time I made it through: Stupid Multiple Choice Q

Re: Google Apps Changes

2011-05-02 Thread Chris Stoner
The Cloud, marketing fuzziness aside, is very different then just the interwebs and hosted email. If you take a look at Microsoft's Azure offering (the one I am most familiar with working at Microsoft) you can really get a handle on how different it is, and can be and will be in the very near fut

Re: Why the showing of papers by Obama was Racist

2011-04-29 Thread Chris Stoner
Never argue with bat-shit crazy. On Fri, Apr 29, 2011 at 12:09 PM, G Money wrote: > > > Let me guess.RACISM! > > If "keeping my head in the sand" means I don't get to make baseless leaps > that fly in the face of basic logical argument structure to further my > ideological opinions.then

Re: Hero Cop escorts slowbie to right lane

2011-04-28 Thread Chris Stoner
On Thu, Apr 28, 2011 at 2:12 PM, Cameron Childress wrote: > > This thread is definitive proof that this group will argue over absolutely > anything. > > -Cameron > > No it's not. ~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! htt

Re: Hero Cop escorts slowbie to right lane

2011-04-28 Thread Chris Stoner
To merge, you have to be going traveling at relatively the same speed. The process of a zipper merge works because it gives cars in two lanes time to come to a similar speed and create spacing so two lanes can come together as one. This process does not work if the guy in the merge lane floors

Re: Hero Cop escorts slowbie to right lane

2011-04-28 Thread Chris Stoner
I'm with you, I never understood it either but they spent millions on this beautiful roundabout with a fountain in the center and everybody was up in arms. They even discussed removing it because of the traffic problems it created (rather the idiots created by not knowing how to use it), but I'm

Re: Hero Cop escorts slowbie to right lane

2011-04-28 Thread Chris Stoner
I propose people merge when there is an opportunity to merge, which is what the lane is there for. As opposed to using it as an excuse to win a few spots in line often times driving through the shoulder well past the lane has ended. On Thu, Apr 28, 2011 at 12:07 PM, Gruss Gott wrote: > > > Dude

Re: Hero Cop escorts slowbie to right lane

2011-04-28 Thread Chris Stoner
Having just recently moved to Maryland (where they are everywhere) I have grown to love roundabouts. But I can also remember when they put one in Clearwater, FL and the beach almost shut down because people were too stupid to use it. On Thu, Apr 28, 2011 at 12:04 PM, Ras Tafari wrote: > > peop

Re: Hero Cop escorts slowbie to right lane

2011-04-28 Thread Chris Stoner
On Thu, Apr 28, 2011 at 11:41 AM, Gruss Gott wrote: > > DING! Most state law is written to allow the left lane for passing. > Blocking it is a moving violation as was shown in this case, and the > driver could've gotten a ticket. > > Had the driver slammed on the brakes he would've gotten 2 tic

Re: Hero Cop escorts slowbie to right lane

2011-04-28 Thread Chris Stoner
While I think its cool that he escorted the car to the proper lane, the cop should be flogged for his reckless tailgating. On Thu, Apr 28, 2011 at 12:12 AM, Gruss Gott wrote: > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXc5ODyRWNQ > > ~~~

Re: Anybody looking for a new job... :)

2011-04-20 Thread Chris Stoner
... *meanwhile during the interview*... {hiring manager Bob} "...and we'd love for you to join our team..." {applicant} "...well you know Bob, may I call you Bob? I believe you made the right choice, after all I am the kind of person who will leave no parenthesis unclosed. However, I am a bit ap

Anybody looking for a new job... :)

2011-04-19 Thread Chris Stoner
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/nph/sof/2333901463.html Great perks but one ridiculous drawback (or plus depending the applicants viewpoint). ~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! http://www.amazon.com/Adobe-Coldfusion-Ant

Re: Anybody Rock an Android Phone?

2011-04-15 Thread Chris Stoner
I just switched from a Galaxy S to a Windows 7 phone (because of work). I like the windows 7 phone a whole lot more then I did the android. It's still has some work too do and polish but for what I use it for, its fantastic. Of course my droids (and my wifes HTC) had horrible battery lives, so

Re: this sounds so much better

2011-04-13 Thread Chris Stoner
Insight.com WARapalooza 2K11 On Wed, Apr 13, 2011 at 2:50 PM, Ras Tafari wrote: > > i wonder what the media will call this one?! > > lol > > ~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! http://www.amazon.com/Adobe-Coldfusion-

Re: Would you pay monthly for Creative Suite?

2011-04-12 Thread Chris Stoner
I think this is something born from the whole cloud computing business model in that: 1. You pay for what you use, if you only use it 2 months out of the year, then only get it those two months 2. You can scale up a large team for (n) months for a big project and scale back down when its comp

Re: Do you ever merge two people together in your mind?

2011-04-12 Thread Chris Stoner
awesome-est (stupid spell checker, I knew what I wanted to say). On Tue, Apr 12, 2011 at 8:43 AM, Chris Stoner wrote: > Sacrilegious! Nick Nolte is a gross weirdo who can't act whereas Gary Busy > is the awesomeness most baller person t

Re: Do you ever merge two people together in your mind?

2011-04-12 Thread Chris Stoner
Sacrilegious! Nick Nolte is a gross weirdo who can't act whereas Gary Busy is the awesomeness most baller person to ever live. On Mon, Apr 11, 2011 at 5:48 PM, Cameron Childress wrote: > > Gary Busey and Nick Nolte > > On Mon, Apr 11, 2011 at 5:41 PM, Jerry Milo Johnson > wrote: > > I just now

Re: Glenn Beck took crazy too far...

2011-04-07 Thread Chris Stoner
What! You aren't suggesting that business' operate to make money are you? Pure Evil, I say. (ps: I'm well aware that Beck is a tool, but he has a right to be. In evil ass 'merica, thats how we roll, for better or worse.) On Wed, Apr 6, 2011 at 11:27 PM, Vivec wrote: > > No...it was simple

Re: http://www.billandted3.com/

2011-04-06 Thread Chris Stoner
This makes me both happy and sad. On Tue, Apr 5, 2011 at 9:45 PM, Gruss Gott wrote: > > Do I need to say any more? > > ~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! http://www.amazon.com/Adobe-Coldfusion-Anthology/dp/143027215

Re: Judah, who hates you on gmail?

2011-03-29 Thread Chris Stoner
I think this issue can be easily handled through a Gruss-like decision list. To decide to whether or not the list is nastier than it used to be, we can break it down to 3 (and only 3) possibilities: 1. CF-Community was much more nasty in 2000 because aliens were invading our pre-schools and turn

Re: Judah, who hates you on gmail?

2011-03-29 Thread Chris Stoner
> > Folks here don't want to talk anymore. They state their mind and if > you disagree they attack you. > Judah, Medic, Gel and Eric are much more the characterture you > attribute to me but since many support their bazaar rants it's > accepta I *think* this is more a result of you guys having

Re: Judah, who hates you on gmail?

2011-03-29 Thread Chris Stoner
gt; On Tue, Mar 29, 2011 at 10:25 AM, Sam wrote: > > > > On Tue, Mar 29, 2011 at 9:07 AM, Chris Stoner wrote: > >> > >> You know, coming from a person who reads a lot of this list without > getting > >> involved in the discussion very often, I can say that Sam didn&

Re: Judah, who hates you on gmail?

2011-03-29 Thread Chris Stoner
You know, coming from a person who reads a lot of this list without getting involved in the discussion very often, I can say that Sam didn't start off as abrasive as he is now. His views have always been opposite that of the majority of the list but when he started posting, I would say he was mo

Re: It seems to be confirmed that China has produced an F22 rival

2011-01-06 Thread Chris Stoner
It's ok because we have a super top secret army of Predators, dreads and all. We are now unstoppable as a country unless china has a Danny Glover we dont know about. On Wed, Jan 5, 2011 at 10:13 AM, G Money wrote: > > On Wed, Jan 5, 2011 at 8:37 AM, Vivec wrote: > > > > > http://huff.to/f8IQD

Re: Jon Stewart instrumental in passing bill for 9/11 respondents.

2010-12-30 Thread Chris Stoner
I think the answer he was looking for is "...because America is evil...". On Wed, Dec 29, 2010 at 10:57 AM, Scott Stroz wrote: > > That is a rhetorical question, right? > > If not, I will offer an answer: because politicians, on both sides, > will NEVER do the right thing with out first conside

Re: SHOCKING NEWS!

2010-12-06 Thread Chris Stoner
That is how sprint works. I can become a mobile wireless network with my droid, it just wont have internet unless I spend an extra $20 a month (IIRC). On Mon, Dec 6, 2010 at 9:18 PM, Ras Tafari wrote: > > anyone realize that to become a WIFI hotspot, that some if not all of > the carriers are

Re: wow, go Maryland!!!

2010-11-13 Thread Chris Stoner
Fort meade area. On Nov 12, 2010 6:57 PM, "Tony Weeg" wrote: stoner! Sent from my iPhone... Don't hate. On Nov 12, 2010, at 3:55 PM, Chris Stoner wrote: > > I'm moving to Maryland. ... ~|

Re: wow, go Maryland!!!

2010-11-12 Thread Chris Stoner
I'm moving to Maryland. Go me! ~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! http://www.amazon.com/Adobe-Coldfusion-Anthology/dp/1430272155/?tag=houseoffusion Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cf

Re: Bruce, LRSScout...

2010-09-07 Thread Chris Stoner
Well technologically it's feasible to have a secure connection between my home and Iraq, that much certainly is true. The part that I think you are not considering is that the government wouldn't have control over our workstations. First off, you will never be allowed to connect a personal compu

Re: Bruce, LRSScout...

2010-09-03 Thread Chris Stoner
Just like my job here in Iraq, it requires a Secret Clearance. You cannot telecommute work on a Secret system from your home internet connection. Thats the biggest reason I have been told as to why they need us out there physically. Also in my experience the Army is super reactive, as in drop t

Re: JQuery is the new Awesome

2010-07-01 Thread Chris Stoner
Its not really a naming convention but rather a shortcut to its core "JQuery" object. So there is only the one object that uses the $. If you really dislike it you can use jQuery.whatever() instead. On Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 8:54 PM, Robert Munn wrote: > > I have barely used JQuery, having focus

Re: Fifa promises investigation into Jabulani ball.

2010-06-30 Thread Chris Stoner
Medic, I'm truly curious when I ask, why do you get so angry when discussing 'real' football as compared to american football? Do you not see that the primary reason we (american's) compare the two is because each is our nation's most popular sport? Soccer just isn't popular in america, so when

Re: Stanley McChrystal out?

2010-06-23 Thread Chris Stoner
It's not an alias, it's my name. On Wed, Jun 23, 2010 at 4:15 PM, Sam wrote: > > My comment was unrelated. Just curious. > > On Wed, Jun 23, 2010 at 9:06 AM, Medic wrote: > > > > Sam, I don't think you are reading this right. Chris is actually kind of > > defending you in a way. The whole don'

Re: Stanley McChrystal out?

2010-06-23 Thread Chris Stoner
Fantastic! > I suppose he will claim its another fast typing episode. > > It's. > > I'm not taking sides on the debate, just pointing out that calling someone > stupid while including elementary errors of your own will never cease to > amaze me. Everyone is certainly capable of such errors, incl

Re: Peeps with WPF design experience

2010-06-18 Thread Chris Stoner
I have WPF experience but work 84+ hours a week here in Iraq. While I realize that doesn't help, I can offer assistance in answering questions if you decide to take the project on yourself. WPF is a lot like Flex (declarative, bindings, xml based), so any experience there will help you. But Flex

Re: I am looking to get a BBQ Smoker

2010-06-10 Thread Chris Stoner
The Weber Smokey Mountain ($288 on amazon). Not sure if that is "terribly expensive" or not because it is such a relative term. But for the money you wont find a better smoker. http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B001I8ZTJ0/ There is also a

Re: Thought this was great

2010-06-04 Thread Chris Stoner
Nice, all of us southerners are bigoted morons. Stay classy San Diego. On Sat, Jun 5, 2010 at 5:44 AM, Larry C. Lyons wrote: > > If you really feel that way don't let the door hit you in your ass on > the way out. You can have the south, with all of its stupidity racism > and ignorance. We'll

Re: The great duck typing debate WAS: US steps up to the plate and defends Israel, blocking UN condemnation.

2010-06-02 Thread Chris Stoner
Well I spent the first 9ish years of my career doing CF. Spent the last 3 doing C#. I think what I have learned there has made me a much better developer. And Its made me understand a lot more about what I didnt understand when I was doing CF. So while pure OO in CF is not the best option, the

Re: Israel attacks and kills peace activists in international waters.

2010-06-01 Thread Chris Stoner
Underpants actually but I wear them on the outside of my pants so people know my stance. On Tue, Jun 1, 2010 at 6:51 PM, Medic wrote: > > Yes, I'm pretty sure Chris is wearing his "I <3 Genocide" t-shirt right > now. > > On Tue, Jun 1, 2010 at 11:29 AM, Eric Roberts < > ow...@threeravensconsult

Re: Israel attacks and kills peace activists in international waters.

2010-06-01 Thread Chris Stoner
Recognizing that you are an asshole == genocide supporter. Nice. I'm guessing, by that logic, everybody in your life vehemently supports genocide. On Tue, Jun 1, 2010 at 6:29 PM, Eric Roberts < ow...@threeravensconsulting.com> wrote: > > Looks like we have another genocide supporter... > > ~

Re: Israel attacks and kills peace activists in international waters.

2010-06-01 Thread Chris Stoner
I don't post a lot but have been here for many years now and read almost every thread. While the political threads tend to get tedious with the typical redundant arguments I do learn a lot from this list, if only a different perspective. At any given time I have agreed (in my head as I don't pos

Re: Regular expression help

2010-05-18 Thread Chris Stoner
STONER!!! > > :) > > On Tue, May 18, 2010 at 11:48 AM, Chris Stoner wrote: > > > > Try this: [0-9]{0,10}(\.[0-9][0]){0,1} > > > > Haven't tested it throughly, but looks like it works. At the very least > > will give you a starting point. Im sure there

Re: Regular expression help

2010-05-18 Thread Chris Stoner
Try this: [0-9]{0,10}(\.[0-9][0]){0,1} Haven't tested it throughly, but looks like it works. At the very least will give you a starting point. Im sure there is a more elegant way to do it but this should be ok. Or not. On Tue, May 18, 2010 at 5:51 PM, G Money wrote: > > I'm terrible at regu

Re: Why mandate a programming language for a site? Arrgghh!

2010-04-13 Thread Chris Stoner
> > What do do? Learn PHP or ASP...? If you have a choice I would recommend .net using ASP MVC which is fantastic. Now that there is a true alternative to WebForms the .Net web platform is a joy to work with. ~| Want to reac

Re: Immediate Gratification CF Development

2010-04-12 Thread Chris Stoner
The most important thing to any team is surrounding yourself with talented developers (as opposed typical script kiddies that have polluted our industry). Talented developers working as a team will create great tools for either RAD or Enterprise applications. Two or three poor developers can des

Re: This is not good....

2010-04-06 Thread Chris Stoner
I am in Iraq (as a civilian contractor) and can assure you when the rockets start flying over the wall it sure feels like a military zone. On Tue, Apr 6, 2010 at 5:29 PM, Vivec wrote: > > Iraq is not a military zone..there are civilians.

Re: my new computer, i think ive found it

2010-04-06 Thread Chris Stoner
For what its worth, I got an ibuypower desktop about 4 months ago and it rocks. Will definitely repeat with them. On Mon, Apr 5, 2010 at 7:40 PM, Ras Tafari wrote: > > i believe, ill either be going with a custom built one from > ibuypower.com or velocitymicro.com > > seem to have VERY solid ma

Re: ok, facebook is wild to me.

2009-09-06 Thread Chris Stoner
Yes, that is me and look no further then gmail and this list for your answer. Each time you open an email from a list, that email gets added to your contacts. When you let facebook scan your gmail account, it found me. Either that or Facebook just knows how awesome I am. On Fri, Sep 4, 2009

Re: Terrorist Goes Free

2009-08-24 Thread Chris Stoner
Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does

Re: uhhh, complex?

2009-08-19 Thread Chris Stoner
IF THE GLOVE FITS, YOU MUST ACQUIT! ~| Want to reach the ColdFusion community with something they want? Let them know on the House of Fusion mailing lists Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/me

Re: column and sub column

2009-08-10 Thread Chris Stoner
Seem to remember it being name cf_twoselectsrelated and cf_threeselectsrelated by nate somebody. On Sat, Aug 8, 2009 at 1:01 PM, Scott Raley wrote: > > There used to be a custom tag someone wrote that I used all the time for 2 > or 3 categories.. pick category one and it would change options in c

Re: it only gets worse for Michael

2009-07-10 Thread Chris Stoner
; /me slithers back under rock > > On Fri, Jul 10, 2009 at 2:52 PM, Michael Grant wrote: > > > > I would like to apologize in advance for when Scott calls your wife a > vain > > fnucking coward. > > > > > > > > On Fri, Jul 10, 2009 at 2:49 PM, Chris Stone

Re: it only gets worse for Michael

2009-07-10 Thread Chris Stoner
My wife has Vitiligo. I first noticed it when she was 19, she had a very small white dot just below her lip. Over about the next 5 years, more and more patches formed and grew until they eventually ALL grew together. She now has some small patches of pigment left that look like freckles but oth

Re: Friday nonsense thread

2009-06-19 Thread Chris Stoner
I wanted to make a random post which added no value to the conversation, but couldn't think of anything. ~| Want to reach the ColdFusion community with something they want? Let them know on the House of Fusion mailing lists Arc

Re: A final note of praise for Bush

2009-01-22 Thread Chris Stoner
Wouldn't borders be required to "lock them away"? On Thu, Jan 22, 2009 at 2:39 PM, Maureen wrote: > So lock them away from the people they would harm. But drawing a box > around them or their prey only gives them more reasons to be > aggressive. > > ~~~

Re: Caption Contest

2008-10-01 Thread Chris Stoner
As read on the evening news..."The effects of global warming hit an all time high today as Antarctica exploded and the north pole appears to have crapped itself. On a lighter side, economists are saying millions of dollars will be saved on heating bills in the upcoming months, citing the, and I qu

Re: How to Argue

2008-06-16 Thread Chris Stoner
Context... yups... sigh right back at you... On Sat, Jun 14, 2008 at 6:43 PM, Vivec <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Yesh...yesh that ends the argument right there. > yups. > *sigh* > ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8

Re: How to Argue

2008-06-14 Thread Chris Stoner
The author is a fag. On Sat, Jun 14, 2008 at 10:57 AM, C. Hatton Humphrey <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > I think we all need to read this - > http://www.paulgraham.com/disagree.html and it's matching graphical > analysis > http://www.acceleratingfuture.com/michael/blog/2008/05/paul-grahams-disagree

Re: Progress In Iraq? Maybe ...

2008-04-16 Thread Chris Stoner
>> Gruss, with all due respect, comments on Munn's debate philosophy: >> Sure - you're being a dick. >> Quite a bit later Munn, apparently worried about Gruss's hydration levels, asked: >> Have you been drinking the George Soros Kool-Aid again? >> Larry, ever vigilant in his quest to rid

Re: transporting firearms

2007-07-11 Thread Chris Stoner
"...by a single function of the firing device..." On 7/11/07, Greg Morphis <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Was looking at the state laws for the states I'll be traveling through... > State law for Arkansas... > "A machine gun is defined as a weapon of any description by whatever > name known, loade

Re: DVD to Zune?

2007-07-02 Thread Chris Stoner
Try AnyDVD from Slysoft.. http://www.slysoft.com/en/anydvd.html On 7/2/07, Jim Davis <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > >i use this: > >http://www.pqdvd.com/ > > > >for dvd to ipod. they also have a dvd to zune. i don't really have > >much to compare it with as it's the only one i've used... but i'

Re: NCAA News - Tubby Smith becoming a Gopher

2007-03-23 Thread Chris Stoner
For full disclosure: I am a huge Florida fan and my opinions are skewed accordingly. I would be very suprised if Billy Donovan left Florida for Kentucky. He has a very proactive AD who will pay whatever it takes to keep him, great fan support and has Florida playing at a higher level the Kentucky

Re: Flex Issue

2007-02-28 Thread Chris Stoner
mouseOut="this.currentState''" should be mouseOut="this.currentState=''" or mouseOut="this.currentState=null" On 2/28/07, Bruce Sorge <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > I am getting an error on this line: > > mouseOver="this.currentState='expanded'" mouseOut="this.currentState''"/> > > The error is

Re: Java errors in ColdFusion

2006-04-04 Thread Chris Stoner
Or that you are using urlDecode on a url parameter that has some kind of strange character that the encoder cannot doesn't recognize. Is this coming from a form with a method=get with an unusual field. Maybe a text area or an html editor widget that could have had content pasted from MS Word or s

Re: SQL Question, Switch Case

2006-03-31 Thread Chris Stoner
You can do something like the code below. The default case (for all) cannot be handled by a case statement, sot it has to be handled by a separate query (chosen by an if statement). Also, I am not on MS-SQL server any more (currently using oracle) and I am not sure if I remember the concatenation

Re: SQL Question, Switch Case

2006-03-31 Thread Chris Stoner
Well it *would* work but its will probably not give you what you are looking for in the format you have it (assumption on my part). Basically what the where clause is saying is where @someVar = (the result of the case statement) So assuming in your example that @someVar is coming in with a value o

Re: SQL Question, Switch Case

2006-03-31 Thread Chris Stoner
Or to more directly tie in with your question: SELECT* FROMMY_FAKE_TABLE WHEREFAKE_COLUMN = CASE WHEN FAKE_COLUMN_2 = 'A' THEN @ARGUMENT_A WHEN FAKE_COLUMN_2 = 'B' THEN @ARGUMENT_B ELSE @ARGUMENT_DEFAULT END On 3/31/06,

Re: SQL Question, Switch Case

2006-03-31 Thread Chris Stoner
Yes to a point...such as you can do something like my example below (not tested,obviously). The issue you will run into is that you wont be able to have a where clause with multiple filters. You basically can use the case statement to equate a specific column to another column depending on the co

Re: Got some time to waste

2006-03-29 Thread Chris Stoner
bastard! On 3/29/06, Ian Skinner <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > This maze game at least lets you see the cursor position. > > http://ooine.com/media/reflexes.swf > > Watch out for the 4th level it's a dozy. Best played with lots of sound. > > > -- > Ian Skinner > Web Programmer > Blo

Re: Start some shit

2006-03-24 Thread Chris Stoner
You are such an insignificant piece of crap that "starting some shit" with you would be like driving across the country to step on an ant pile. You probably deserve it but the only thing I would get out of it is a dirty shoe. Oh, and I know you are going to ask "who the hell are you" right? You

Re: DUKE IS DONE!

2006-03-24 Thread Chris Stoner
Tennessee was too much like Duke, in that they were one dimensional. They should not have been a number 2 over LSU or Florida (not that either of those two should have been either). On 3/24/06, G <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Can we all agree that Tenn was a little overrated as a #2 seed though?

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