RE: Microsoft and the Gov't?

2001-05-24 Thread Daniel Dewey
In a similar thread... Has anyone seen that a lot of arcade games are running windows 2k? --- Daniel Dewey|"Accept that some days you're the Systems Developer | pigeon, and some days you're the MCP (NT srvr/wkstn/eprise) | statue.&quo

RE: Last years conference

2001-05-21 Thread Daniel Dewey
e conferences that is?) Did anyone see the FICUS 2000 "a vote for ficus " from Michael Moore's 'the awful truth?'. I'd point you to the website, but it's down right now ( www.ficus2000.com ). --- Daniel Dewey|"If pro is the opposite o

RE: PHP

2001-05-21 Thread Daniel Dewey
7;re scoping out a project you have to decide what the project needs to accomplish, then find the right tool to write it in, not the other way around. Ok, I'm done. Thanks for listening. --- Daniel Dewey |"There is a race between mankind and the uni- Systems Developer

RE: Belief-O-Matic :: no Jedi

2001-05-17 Thread Daniel Dewey
So what you're saying is that it wasn't a literal... so then what was it? --- Daniel Dewey|"Misfortune: While good fortune Systems Developer | often eludes you, this kind never MCP (NT srvr/wkstn/eprise) | misses." [EMAIL PROTECTED]

Belief-O-Matic

2001-05-15 Thread Daniel Dewey
There are 3 things you're never supposed to talk about: religion, politics and money. I usually manage to cover all three... and manage to throw in food somehow. So if you're jaded about spirituality and stuff just delete this message. But in case you're curious as to how your belief system

2001 Torch Bearer Nominiations

2001-05-15 Thread Daniel Dewey
Tonight's the last night to nominate someone you know to be a torch bearer for next year's olympics. http://www.saltlake2002.com --- Daniel Dewey|"Dysfunction: The only consistent Systems Developer | feature of all your dissatisfying MCP (NT sr

Strange Behaviour with Query

2001-05-15 Thread Daniel Dewey
actHistory.RecordCount" would return 0... even though the debug screen reported "GetContactHistory (Records=15, Time=141ms)" To fix the problem, I replaced the "*" with the list of fields needed from the DB. How weird. The table had a memo field, so maybe that was the culp

RE: Strange Behaviour from List people

2001-05-15 Thread Daniel Dewey
If only that ("getting some") were the answer to all of the world's problems. Oh, the power's out in california!?! ORGY! I guess we'll have to stick with option #2: "Cake or death" --- Daniel Dewey|"Misfortune: While good fortune Sy

RE: Will gun control work?

2001-05-15 Thread Daniel Dewey
bottom line than do some other horses. 13. Rewriting the minimum performance requirements for all horses. 14. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position. 15. Keep reassessing the horse until it rises from the dead. --- Daniel Dewey|"According to the rule of averages,

RE: Data Integrity - Q of the Day

2001-05-10 Thread Daniel Dewey
We end up having someone standardize the names in house. --- Daniel Dewey|"According to the rule of averages, if you Systems Developer | stand with one foot in a bucket of ice, MCP (NT srvr/wkstn/eprise) | and the other in a bed of hot coals, you [EMAIL PROT

RE: Happy feet!

2001-05-10 Thread Daniel Dewey
Does anyone remembers when kermit the frog (aka jim henson) sang "I've got happy feet"? And speaking of hensons, does anyone know of the show farscape? --- Daniel Dewey|"According to the rule of averages, if you Systems Developer | stand with one

RE: More on Kosher Food...

2001-05-09 Thread Daniel Dewey
Hash brownies as a dessert? What ever happened to crepes suzette? Oh, nevermind... that's probably used as an entree. Oh well, I'll stick to chocolate moose, erm mousse. --- Daniel Dewey|"According to the rule of averages, if you Systems Developer |

RE: Another Hack!

2001-05-08 Thread Daniel Dewey
ally running fully patched sites. I was surprised to find out that I was missing a few patches. --- Daniel Dewey|"According to the rule of averages, if you Systems Developer | stand with one foot in a bucket of ice, MCP (NT srvr/wkstn/eprise) | and the othe

RE: Violent education

2001-05-07 Thread Daniel Dewey
In the words of eddie izzard (a hilarious british comic): "The National Rifle Association says guns don't kill people. People do. But I think the gun helps!?! I mean, if a kid just sticks his index finger at someone and says, 'Bang, bang! You're dead,' not much happe

RE: Judith

2001-05-07 Thread Daniel Dewey
Marklar -> South Park Reference . Actually, with all the talk about CF_FOOD, this one's pretty funny. http://southparkstudios.com/down/guide.html?id=311 --- Daniel Dewey|"Whatever you can do, or dream Systems Developer | you can, begin it. Boldness has

RE: Judith

2001-05-07 Thread Daniel Dewey
As an alternative, can we just all changed everything to marklar? --- Daniel Dewey|"Whatever you can do, or dream Systems Developer | you can, begin it. Boldness has MCP (NT srvr/wkstn/eprise) | genius, power, and magic in it." [EMAIL PROTECTED] |

RE: CF Developers and food...

2001-05-04 Thread Daniel Dewey
So how do you go about obtaining your kosher meats? And so does this mean that you've never had a cheeseburger? I agree with most of the tenets of judaism/christianity/islam... just too bad that we can't all get along. --- Daniel Dewey|"Whatever you can do, o

RE: Memory Book Title: A Challenge!

2001-05-04 Thread Daniel Dewey
o wear make-up, high heels, and go dating? What's happening to our society? --- Daniel Dewey|"Whatever you can do, or dream Systems Developer | you can, begin it. Boldness has MCP (NT srvr/wkstn/eprise) | genius, power, and magic in it." [EMAIL P

RE: Bad Joke

2001-05-02 Thread Daniel Dewey
Love is transitive? Is this what they were talking about when they created that them thar new math? So about that horse... --- Daniel Dewey|"There's something about farm life Systems Developer | that gets you -- especially if the MCP (NT srvr/wkstn/eprise)

RE: *** TEST DATA NEEDED ***

2001-05-01 Thread Daniel Dewey
Yes, but could you live with only one testicle? --- Daniel Dewey|"According to the rule of averages, if you Systems Developer | stand with one foot in a bucket of ice, MCP (NT srvr/wkstn/eprise) | and the other in a bed of hot coals, you [EMAIL PROT

RE: Good Morning - Somthing to Jibba Jabba about

2001-04-30 Thread Daniel Dewey
What was it called? I'm sure we can find it on napster/gnutella!?! --- Daniel Dewey|"Tell me, and I'll forget. Systems Developer | Show me, and I may not remember. MCP (NT srvr/wkstn/eprise) | Involve me, and I'll understand." [EMAIL PROTE

RE: Tito is an ALIEN!!

2001-04-30 Thread Daniel Dewey
focus on Earth observations and photography during his visit. He also plans some educational activities" -- http://www.msnbc.com/news/559784.asp --- Daniel Dewey|"Tell me, and I'll forget. Systems Developer | Show me, and I may not remember. MCP (NT srvr/wkstn/e

RE: ColdFusion 5.0 Info

2001-04-26 Thread Daniel Dewey
I'm glad that macromedia decided to do away with using release candidates... because we all know how stable/complete the allaire cold fusion 4 server was! --- Daniel Dewey|"Tell me, and I'll forget. Systems Developer | Show me, and I may not remember

RE: Overclocking...

2001-04-26 Thread Daniel Dewey
the motherboard. I just don't remember the website. Someone, please help --- Daniel Dewey|"According to the rule of averages, if you Systems Developer | stand with one foot in a bucket of ice, MCP (NT srvr/wkstn/eprise) | and the other in a bed of hot

Overclocking...

2001-04-26 Thread Daniel Dewey
I came across a neat-o wiz bang site, and I think it was mentioned on this list. It had information on overclocking AMD processors, and they were selling a tape. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? --- Daniel Dewey|"Tell me, and I'll forget. Sy

RE: Roles

2001-04-25 Thread Daniel Dewey
I'm reminded of the old addage... to take from one is stealing. To take from many is research :) --- Daniel Dewey|"Tell me, and I'll forget. Systems Developer | Show me, and I may not remember. MCP (NT srvr/wkstn/eprise) | Involve me, and I'll

RE: Roles

2001-04-25 Thread Daniel Dewey
. The client never knows what they want until they don't ahve it. And if you ever make the mistake of asking them if they want something, they'll say "yes". Still working on how to get out of them what's an "A" requirement, and what's a "B" requirement.

RE: Games ... (WAS: AWOOOOGA!! Nvidia DROPS PRICES!! :))

2001-04-24 Thread Daniel Dewey
When I think of new jersey, I think of 'putty' from Seinfeld. Does anyone remember when he painted himself, and scared the priest? "Gotta support your team" LOL --- Daniel Dewey|"Tell me, and I'll forget. Systems Developer | Show me

RE: CF-Dating (was RE: Where'd Everybody Go??)

2001-04-24 Thread Daniel Dewey
to personality tests and the like (I know I am), check out the following sites: http://www.emode.com/ http://www.thespark.com/ http://personality.swirve.com/ I either end up being a shark or a performer. Uh, shows how good computers are. May the farce be with yo

RE: dumb question

2001-04-23 Thread Daniel Dewey
OBQuestion: Do they still have the yuck face for poison? --- Daniel Dewey|"Tell me, and I'll forget. Systems Developer | Show me, and I may not remember. MCP (NT srvr/wkstn/eprise) | Involve me, and I'll understand." [EMAIL PROTECTED]

RE: New Allaire Forums - FuseTalk 2.0

2001-04-20 Thread Daniel Dewey
My initial reaction is UGH... I want my frames ... but if that's what they give us, that's what we have to use. --- Daniel Dewey|"Tell me, and I'll forget. Systems Developer | Show me, and I may not remember. MCP (NT srvr/wkstn/eprise) |

RE: how many hikers/ campers here?

2001-04-18 Thread Daniel Dewey
There's a life beyond computers? I've heard rumors, but the last person that ventured out never came back! --- Daniel Dewey|"Tell me, and I'll forget. Systems Developer | Show me, and I may not remember. MCP (NT srvr/wkstn/eprise) | Involve me,

RE: An apology...

2001-04-16 Thread Daniel Dewey
tary (stealth bomber/fighter, apache helicopter), that we used such a low tech plane to 'invade' chineese airspace? It almost begs the question did we hand over our spy equipment to the chineese? --- Daniel Dewey|"Tell me, and I'll forget. Systems Developer

RE: CS vs BFA

2001-04-09 Thread Daniel Dewey
. but I can't find the time to do half of it! And how do any of those relate to a career? Good question. --- Daniel Dewey|"Tell me, and I'll forget. Systems Developer | Show me, and I may not remember. MCP (NT srvr/wkstn/eprise) | Invol

RE: CS vs BFA

2001-04-09 Thread Daniel Dewey
Like they say those who can - do those who can't - teach those who can't teach - counsel I absolutely hated my guidance counselors in High School. You're right about the grammar though, they don't teach it in this country. *sigh* --- Daniel Dewey|"

RE: CS vs BFA

2001-04-09 Thread Daniel Dewey
go to 0 or to infinity, did it?'. I don't know about you, but that sounds less like science and more like art! I know I'm a minority on this list, but raise your hand if you loved operations research! --- Daniel Dewey|"Tell me, and I'll forget. Systems D

What's up with WDDX?

2001-04-09 Thread Daniel Dewey
open source? I'm no guru, but I'll try to extend it if I can. Should I try contacting Nate Wiess directly, or is there someone at Macromedia who is a WDDX guru? --- Daniel Dewey|"Tell me, and I'll forget. Systems Developer | Show me, and I may

RE: www.cfbabes.com & www.cf-community.com

2001-04-06 Thread Daniel Dewey
The people are YOUNGER? Uh, everyone seemed over 30. If I remember my seventies Sci-Fi, either it's time for carousel, or you can't trust em. In either case, I'm scared... very scared. --- Daniel Dewey|"Everything should be made as Systems Developer

RE: email?

2001-04-05 Thread Daniel Dewey
Hey, you think like I do... whenever given choices, select the one that's not in the list! BTW: human beef? Who can live with themselves for coming up with that stuff. UGH. Now where's that steak tartare. --- Daniel Dewey|"According to the rule of averages,

RE: Calling all FreeLance CF Gurus!

2001-03-26 Thread Daniel Dewey
I'm surprised no one has said that beer has helped them get through a particular tough project. --- Daniel Dewey|"According to the rule of averages, if you Systems Developer | stand with one foot in a bucket of ice, MCP (NT srvr/wkstn/eprise) | and the othe

RE: HR and IT

2001-02-14 Thread Daniel Dewey
ecause the page output is sent while the page is being generated. A CF page is only transmitted AFTER the CF script has finished executing. Take a look at all the major search engines... they use unbuffered output... and for good reason! Ok, that was my $0.02.. thanks for listening! --- Daniel Dewe

RE: Why should someone use CF?

2001-02-12 Thread Daniel Dewey
I'm glad someone noticed the gaffe --- Daniel Dewey|"According to the rule of averages, if you Systems Developer | stand with one foot in a bucket of ice, MCP (NT srvr/wkstn/eprise) | and the other in a bed of hot coals, you [EMAIL PROTECTED] |

RE: any ideas?

2001-01-18 Thread Daniel Dewey
Forget fuzzy logic.. howie's logic sounds better! --- Daniel Dewey|"Everything should be made as Systems Developer | simple as possible, but not MCP (NT srvr/wkstn/eprise) | simpler." [EMAIL PROTECTED] | -- Albert Einstein http://www.p

RE: any ideas?

2001-01-17 Thread Daniel Dewey
instead of a static loop === SELECT FullName,Title,Insitution,Address1,Address2,City,State,Zip FROM Contacts WHERE State='CA' #FullName##title##institution# #Address##city#, #state# #zip# --- Daniel Dewey|"According