-bandh and I don't want to borrow it from the neighbors.
Ladru: Okay, you don't worry about it, instead of a spoon of sugar, you can
give
me a sweet sugary kiss.
Remediana: What about Andru? He usually takes two spoonfuls of sugar.
A Happy, Healthy and Prosperous New Year 2011 to All.
Cajetan de
?
Paskina: (calmly answered) Sir, if I had any of those items, I would have used
them by now.
WISHING A BLESSED CHRISTMAS TO ALL
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
continuously goes BUZZ. BUZZ. BUZZ.
BUZZ. BUZZ. BUZZ.
Harbeet Singh: (murmured) Oye teri Maa-ka.. Sakhi-Naka...
And the machine is silent.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
such an astute observation?
Xaverito: Well, he can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and
one ear.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
makes you laugh?
Vicky: Ar're pixea (You fool) don't you understand? it was a miss call.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
!
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
Eid greetings to all, next WEEKEND SMILE will be appeared on 25th November
2010.
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right.. It did!!
Lorsu: So what's the problem?
Forsu: Those 30 days are finishing today, because today is the last day.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
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Eio re.. eio re pavs-a
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Kuwait.
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house before
she farts again for which poor dog is blamed again and again. But unfortunately
just before leaving the chair, she let a really loudest one
Paulo: Tiger???.! Move from there before she shits on you!!!
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
the ear piece on the phone.
Mr. Torrado: What's that noise?
Child: (with more lower whispering voice) A team of fire brigade just arrived.
Mr. Torrado: (Puzzled) What is going on there?
Child: (With muffled giggle voice) Shuu don't shout...
They are looking for me.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
, suddenly Andru's elder son
(Allan)
by mistake dashed against to a statue which fell down and broken, within few
seconds the Museum Administrator appears:-
Museum Administrator: That's a 400-year-old statue you have broken.
Andru: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
CONDOLENCES
KUWAIT-GOA TIATRISTANCHI SONSTHA (KGTS) - KUWAIT , deeply mourn the sudden
death
of our Tiatrist, Comedian PETER D'COSTA of Colva-Goa, brotherof Actress
Josephine, Joaquim (Trio King) David, expired on 10/10/2010.
May the Almighty GOD give strength and courage to the bereaved
it
again, I am not a fool, this time, you wait here and I'll go and get a ladder.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
:
Santu : (Yelled) Arre dukra (you pig), Those nails are not defective! They are
for the other side of the house roof!
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
CONDOLENCES
We deeply mourn the sad demise of Mrs. Tomacina Carneiro, Mother of our dear
friends Moris Mario Carneiro (Katty de Navelim) expired on 25th September
2010.
We convey our heartfelt sympathies to the bereaved family.
The Managing Committee Members of
United Friends Club (UFC)
Prize who are outstanding in their
field.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
pocket before you order another.
Jackru: I'm looking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, then
I
know it's time to go home.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
: When I requested her to cook, she was furious. she shouted... to
hell with you and left the house.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
Eid Greetings to all
.
Xembu happily takes the money and settles Minglu's account.
Minglu: Now serve drinks for everyone in here except you (Xembu).
Xembu: What? Why no drink for me?
Minglu: Oh, no. You get violent when you drink.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait
and
replied:
Pharmacist: Well, you didn't tell me you had a prescription.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Goa-launch of the well-received *Into The Diaspora
Wilderness* by Selma Carvalho on Aug 29, 2010 (Sunday) at 11
am
):
Dr. Pereira: Why you have chosen the donor only the Lawyer and not others?
Simao: It was easy, I wanted a pitiless heart, which has never bothered a
person's look but only his money, and the selfish heart that hadn't been used
for the betterment of others at all.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
the rest of
it.)
Somnath: Arre bhaiyya, aisi baat nahi. Hamaari tabiyat kuch teekh nahi, isliye
doctor ne kaha ki baahar ka cheez mat khaya karo... (I am not feeling so well
so the doctor told me not to it outside stuff.)
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
o'clock.
Bostiao: No, no. Take it I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think
the guy was so dumb enough to jump again!
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
* * *
Was life in the *kudds* glamourised? Who said, It appears that the Goanese
(sic) are a roving people, prepared to go
eat-up my brain……. damn it? I am already tensed up with much worries, and don’t
know what to answer her, when she ask me the same question which you are asking
now!!!.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
* * *
UK STOCKS EXHAUSTED! After a community-supported launch at
Croydon, Selma
lunch?
Nelito: It's because I saw two caterpillars crawling on Dad's lettuce,
Niclau: What….? Where is it?
Nelito: Now it's too late Dad, it's gone.
Niclau: Gone? Gone…… where??
Nelito: In your stomach Dad!
Niclau runs to wash room…
Niclau: Vak……. Hak……. T.
Cajetan de
: Just couple of minutes ago!
At this time….. Andre realizes he's absentmindedly finished the entire bowl.
Andre: I'm so sorry, auntie, I've eaten all of your peanuts!
Paulina: That's okay, dear. After I've sucked the chocolate off, I don't care
for them anyway.
Cajetan de SanvordemKuwait.
UFC's Annual Raffle Draw Postponed
United Friends Club-Kuwait informs all that the annual raffle draw which
was to be held today (15/7/2010) is postponed to 10/9/2010, due to
unavoidable circumstances.
The President and the Managing Committee of United Friends Club thanks
all for the
, silent smile on your Face
With this WEEKEND SMILE will have a break for a couple of weeks, till then keep
smiling…..
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
*
Goan Welfare Society Announces Scholarship
The GWS Annual scholarship Awards for top ranking Goan students, enrolled in
Indian Schools in Kuwait during the academic year 2009 -2010, will be awarded
to three students who secure the highest aggregate marks in Standard XII, one
in each stream –
Goan Welfare Society Announces Scholarship
The GWS Annual scholarship Awards for top ranking Goan students, will be
awarded to students of Standard X who secure the highest and second highest
aggregate marks at the examination conducted in Goa- April 2010.
The GWS awards are donated by Mr.
it and approached to Rajankutty.
Shivan: Excuse me sir, you are not allowed to sit on that chair.
Rajankutty: Why…? why I cant sit?
Shivan: Because it's Tipu Sultan's chair.
Rajankutty: No problem. As soon as he comes, I will get up.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait
own pocket says to
Sunder:
Poojari : Here is the five rupees change.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
Curtorim goes Global
www.curtorimvillage.com
have no teeth.
Ladru: (puzzled) Then, why do you buy them?
The old lady Rubertina replied:
We just love the chocolate around them, which we chew and instead of throwing
the peanuts out for the waste I have given them to you.
Ladru: Hak Thuu. (spat out)
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
:
Lorecin: Excuse me Mister, but did you just shit yourself?
Fakun: Yes ma'am, I have indeed shit myself.
Andre: Well, then why don't you go somewhere and clean yourself up?
The drunk (Fakun) says: Because I am not finished yet...
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
me.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
-Kuwait, expired on 13th April 2010.
May the Almighty GOD give strength and courage to the bereaved family to bear
this loss. May his soul rest in peace.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
President
United Friends Club
Kuwait
?
“No!” replied the Managing Director angrily.
“Thank God!” replied the trainee (Minglu) and kept the phone down…..
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
embarrassing
us, go and get yourself a train too.
Dad.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
the bushes where he was hiding all along and
said:
Bosteanv: Madam! Swimming not allowed!
Lovuzka: You could have told me that before I took off my clothes!
Bosteanv: Madam, only swimming not allowed, but taking off clothes allowed!
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
, and my
grandson will pay it later.
Patrao: Yes that's right, you don't have to pay your bill, but you have to pay
me 1698 Rupees and 50 paise.
Forsu: Rupees 1698 and 50 paise??? and for what???
Patrao: That's the total amount of your Grandfather's pending bills.
FORSU FAINTED
Cajetan
:-
Alu: Oops..! Is this not 2611382?
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait
: Ma'am, why aren't you eating? What is it that you are waiting for?
Paskina: (smiled and answered) As I told you that we share everything. My
husband just finished eating his food, so I am waiting for THE TEETH.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
of you rascals asks her if she knows me, then I'll
send you straight to the electric chair.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
for a second, returned the same naughty smile back to
the officer and said:
Ramanlal: In that case, he will join the Pakistan army...
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait
in the saddle
and eyes up towards the sky:
Jakru: THANK GOD.
So the horse….?
Cajetan de SanvordemKuwait.
for the mistake, but rather than getting angry,
you should imagine this: somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today, and
they have flowers with a note saying,...
Congratulations on your new location!
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
!.
Mogrem: How you can say so?
Sakaram: Because every few minutes he keeps saying 'You are watching the Star
World channel'. How does he know that?
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
Drinking, Smoking and
Gambling!!!
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
, Order….
Ladru : Masala grams and Sukka (Dry) Chicken!
Judge : Oh shut-up.
Ladru: No….no….., I want Seven Up!!.
Judge : Case dismissed, throw him (Ladru) out of the court.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
unconscious.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Sanvordem.
Wishing You All
A Very Happy Feast Of Our
GOENCHO SAIB
ST. FRANCIS XAVIER
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait
03/12/2009
have to go to the hell. Do you agree?
Bostiao: Yes I do. Which word?
Buska: Thiruvananthapuram
Bostiao: T
.i
r
v
..u, Oh No
I cannot spell it.
Buska: Then go to Hell.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
traditions of Goa. Cajetan de Sanvordem and Janet Fernandes,
compered the entire cultural programme with grace. Elvis Goes - ‘The Prince of
Mando’, who is the leader of ‘Kepenchim Kirnnam’ thrilled the audience with a
rendition of his very own compositions, proving yet again, here, that he truly
: If you cannot, then say I gave up.
Sunil: Um….. Okay, I gave up.
Camil: Well, I’ll tell you, the fastest means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell something to a Woman and if you still want it to be way FASTER - Tell
her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait
boards.
Above all, we have host of very famous professional Artists from Kuwait, who
will perform at the Cultural show, namely: Cajetan de Sanvordem, Michael
D’Silva, Mario de Majorda, Querobina Carvalho, Sylvester Vaz, Irene Vaz,
Laurent Pereira, Jeremiah Vaz, Aldrich Miranda, Tony de Pomburpa
GOA DAY '09 – A BIG GOAN CELEBRATION IN KUWAIT
It's finalized, it's on Friday, the 20th November 2009 at the two spacious
Halls of Carmel School, Khaitan, Kuwait. Goans in large numbers will celebrate
Goa Day '09.
Goan Welfare Society-Kuwait, will join hands with Goan Football Clubs,
Wishing all the
Sanvordem-kars and Curchorem-kars
a very happy feast of our patron
GUARDIAN ANGEL
which is celebrating today
15th November 2009
Cajetan de Sanvordem
President
Guardian Angel Club
Kuwait
KONKANI SONGS SINGING COMPETITION
As a part of GOA DAY '09 celebrations, the Goan Welfare Society-Kuwait, along
with other Goan Clubs/Organizations, will be holding a Konkani Songs Singing
Competition, on 20th November, 2009, at 12.00 noon, at the same venue, i.e.
Carmel School , Khaitan ,
one side and gave big lengthy FART which echoed in not
only her room but even outside where the nurses were. By hearing this both
nurses and cleaners came running inside the room.
Dolly Nelly: What's happened Ma'am???
Ditoza: (With a great sigh) A What A Relief………
Cajetan de
instrumental
music, oozing out of his flute, clarinet, guitar and key boards.
To top it all, we have host of very famous professional Artists from Kuwait,
who will perform at the Cultural show, namely: Cajetan de Sanvordem, Michael
D’Silva, Mario de Majorda, Querobina Carvalho, Sylvester Vaz, Irene
to the night.
The highlight of the show is going to be a 'creative' opening chorus, according
to
the organizers Mr. Maurice Pereira and Paul Fernandes of the Goan Cultural
Group.
Kuwait's trio singers Mario de Majorda, Cajetan de Sanvordem and Michael
D'Silva
will add color to the evening
your head?
Mr. Roldao: My head is paining.
Sara: That’s because your head is empty. There is nothing inside it….
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait
Goa Day '09 - Drawing Collage Competitions
As a prelude to the Goa Day 2009 celebrations, the Drawing and Collage
competitions
were conducted, today,
at the Carmel School, Khaitan, Kuwait, where a large number of children from
the
various Indian schools
gathered in a competitive spirit, very
- I've been driving a funeral van for the last 27 years.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
Drawing Collage Competitions.
The organizing committee of the GOA DAY 2009, will have Drawing
Collage Competition, tomorrow 23rd October, 2009, from 5.00 pm onwards at the
Carmel School, Khaitan, Kuwait. The competitions are open to students of
Indian
Schools, in
GOA DAY ’09 - Drawing Collage Competitions.
On behalf of the organizing committee of the GOA DAY 2009, the Goan Welfare
Society-Kuwait, is pleased to announce an Drawing Collage Competition, to be
held on 23rd October, 2009, from 5.00 pm onwards at the Carmel School, Khaitan,
Kuwait. The
) expired on 17th Oct.,2009.
May the Almighty GOD give strength and courage to the bereaved family to bear
this loss. May his soul rest in peace.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
President
United Friends Club
Kuwait
have never smoke in my life.
Dr. Noronha: Do you have any other vice?
Norman: No.. I haven't.
Dr. Noronha: If you don't do these so wonderful and enjoyable things in your
life, then why the hell you want to live for another fifty years?
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
through out their life?
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
seconds later:
Paskin: Then you used to bite my neck.
Angrily, Bostiao threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
Paskin: Where are you going ?
Bostiao: To get my teeth!
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
.
Jerry didn't want his children to know that he is getting scared from their
mother.
Jerry: (proudly says) I am not afraid of you. After all I am a man. If I say I
won't come out, means…. I won't.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
!
Lazarus: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a person like
you who does not even own a watch.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
please.
Salesman fainted.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
?
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
: Well….., yes…… surely I saw you…….
Bostu shot her too.
Then Bostu turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man:
Bostu: Now you tell me, Did you see me rob this bank?
The man : (replied): No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait
)
Khuxhallborith Zolmacho Dis (06/08/2009)
Tumkam Anvddetam
Ani
Amchea Rochnaran Tumcher Aplo Axirvad Ghalunk Magtam
Bessanv Tumcher Poddom Re
Sorguimchea Deva Bapachem.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Odeokx
United Friends Club-Kuwait.
news.
Nelly: You are more than welcome. By the way, is Mrs. Miranda your daughter?
Catarina: No…., I am the patient Catarina Ruzada Miranda in Room 23. I wanted
to know how exactly I am doing, because no one tells me anything!
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait
true. But Fr. Falcao, your preaching used to bored the
parishners, thus during your sermons most peaple slept. but when the taxi
driver (Forsu) drove, his passengers used to continuously keep on praying till
the end of their journey.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
* G * O * A * N * E * T C * L * A * S * S * I * F * I * E * D * S *
Sangath, www.sangath.com, is looking to build a centre for services,
KGTS CONDOLE THE DEATH OF PADMASHREE M. BOYER.
KUWAIT-GOA TIATRISTANCHI SONSTHA (KGTS) - KUWAIT , deeply mourn the death of
our most respected and Senior-most Tiatrist, Padmashree M. BOYER, expired
on 30th May 2009 at Raia-Goa.
May the Almighty GOD give strength and courage to his
The managing committee and members of Kuwait-Goa Tiatristanchi Sonstha (KGTS) -
Kuwait, Guardian Angel Club (Sanvordem) (GAC) - Kuwait, Goan Welfare Society
(GWS) - Kuwait and United Friends Club (UFC) - Kuwait. Wish to thank the
Almighty God for the successful surgery of or beloved
The managing committee and members of Kuwait-Goa Tiatristanchi Sonstha (KGTS) -
Kuwait, Guardian Angel Club (Sanvordem) - Kuwait, Goan Welfare Society (GWS) -
Kuwait and United Friends Club (UFC) - Kuwait, Wish to thank the Almighty God
for the successful surgery of our beloved friend/member
friends and well-wishers for your
continued prayers.
May the Almighty GOD shower on you all His Choicest Blessings. Praise be to the
Almighty God. Thank you all.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
Dear Friends,
Jose Rod's operation is confirmed for tomorrow Monday 27/04/2009 at 8 a.m.
please keep him in your prayers.
God Bless You All.
Thanks
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
Dear Friends,
We are saddened by the fatal news that JOSEPH RODRIGUES popularly known as JOSE
ROD, a multi-talented individual hailed as the Super Star of the Konkani stage
/ Executive member of Guardian Angel Club - Kuwait / Founder member of
Kuwait-Goa Tiatristanchi Sonstha - Kuwait / Member
this loss. May her soul rest in peace.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
President
United Friends Club - Kuwait .
OF THE ROSARY
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait
19/11/2008
PATRON
GUARDIAN ANGEL
MAY HE GUARD AND PROTECT YOU'LL ALWAYS
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait
16/11/2008
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait
16/11/2008
PODDOM RE………
SORGUIMCHEA DEVBAPACHEM.
Cajetan de Sanvordem,
Odheox,
Kuwait-Goa Titatristanchi Sonstha (KGTS),
Kuwait.
tumchi liknni odhikh tejist, bollist
anik voristt korchi mhun mhojem magnnem.
Maie-mogan,
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
CONDOLENCES
Our heartfelt and deep sympathies to Socoro De Melo on the sad demise of his
beloved mother VIRGINIA DE MELO.
May the Lord Almighty give courage and strength to the bereaved family members
to bear this irreparable loss.
We pray to the Almighty GOD to grant her eternal rest in
CONDOLENCES
We deeply mourn the sad demise of MARY D'SA, beloved wife of Raymond D'Sa
(President of Goan Overseas Association-Kuwait) expired on 20th August 2008 at
Kuwait.
We convey our heartfelt sympathies to the bereaved family.
The President, Managing Committee, Members
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UNITED FRIENDS CLUB (UFC) - KUWAIT
Invites all members, players, supporters and well-wishers to attend the Annual
Thanksgiving Mass at the Holy Family Cathedral, Kuwait City at 8:00 a.m. on
Friday, 22nd August 2008.
Cajetan de Sanvordem,
President,
United Friends Club – Kuwait.
Utsov-hachi Xevott-hachi Karriavoll.
Kuwait-Goa Tiatristanchi Sonstha-hache torfen, hanv, Gulab Working Committee
Kuwait (GWCK)-hankam sogllem eis anvddetam.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Odheox,
Kuwait-Goa Tiatristanchi Sonstha (KGTS)
Kuwait.
CONDOLENCES
The President, Managing Committee and Members of KUWAIT-GOA TIATRISTANCHI
SONSTHA (KGTS) - KUWAIT, deeply mourn the sad demise of JOAQUIM MARIANO FRANCO,
beloved Father-in-law of our Managing Committee Member (Mario de Majorda),
expired on 9th August 2008.
Our deepest
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