An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the
old man cut a fart and says "seven points."
His wife rolls over and asks, "What in the world was that?"
The old man says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 7 to nothing."A few minutes
later the wife lets one
> For those of you who are undecided on what to wear this Halloween...
>
There's a man with a bald head and a wooden leg
who gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't
know what costume to wear to hide his head and his
leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to expla
Could someone toss this guy?
> --
> From: PhartMaster Phlash[SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Reply To: PhartMaster Phlash
> Sent: Tuesday, October 12, 1999 6:36 PM
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject: sample JSP
>
> An old man and his wife
seconded. He has gone from a pest to a major annoyance
- Original Message -
From: Kirkdorffer, Daniel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Tuesday, October 12, 1999 7:41 PM
Subject: Re: sample JSP
> Could someone toss this guy?
>
>
"Kirkdorffer, Daniel" wrote:
>
> Could someone toss this guy?
I agree we don't need his brilliant insights..
--
Peter Blakeley
Head of Software Development Coolcat Software Pty. Ltd.
http://www.coolcat.com.au/
Director Bug Audit Services
http://www.coolcat.com.au/bug_audit
A financial instrume
I agree with all of you guys I am truely offended. Get rid of him.
PhartMaster Phlash <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> on 10/12/99 09:36:25 PM
Please respond to PhartMaster Phlash <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
cc:(bcc: David Orkin/IT/VGI)
Subject: sample JSP
An old
Orkin [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Wednesday, October 13, 1999 12:18 PM
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject: Re: sample JSP
>
>
> I agree with all of you guys I am truely offended. Get rid of him.
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To uns
h.
>
> > -Original Message-
> > From: David Orkin [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> > Sent: Wednesday, October 13, 1999 12:18 PM
> > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > Subject: Re: sample JSP
> >
>
Maybe we could just request that he refrain from posting non-JSP related
materials to the list. Has that been tried? Automatically ejecting someone
from the list for posting a semi-dirty joke is a bit puritanical.
Scott Stirling
> I agree. Get rid of him. Enough is enough.
>
> > I agree with a
Make it a very strong suggestion... so we can be done with this.
-Original Message-
From: Scott Stirling [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, October 13, 1999 8:45 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject:Re: sample JSP
Maybe we could just request that he refrain from
Offended is only the beginning... I have enough work without having to deal
with the unproductive. I have plenty of friends who will send me more
clever and less vulgar humor... This is supposed to be for JSP discussion.
I am here only for things useful... Tell this boy to find some friends and
ta
Look - everyone needs to relax. Just add a filter for his address to your
email client. His joke was just as useless for me as the endless messages
saying "I'm new to to JSP and never heard of an FAQ or www.javasoft.com
blah blah blah"
If it becomes out of control maybe someone can talk to hi
I disagree.. Those people are asking questions; he is making "bad" joke
with bad language.
---Nam
Mike Engelhart wrote:
> Look - everyone needs to relax. Just add a filter for his address to your
> email client. His joke was just as useless for me as the endless messages
> saying "I'm new t
et him
get another email address.
-tg
- Original Message -
From: Jeff Smith <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Wednesday, October 13, 1999 7:22 AM
Subject: Re: Sample JSP
> Offended is only the beginning... I have enough work without having to
deal
> w
I agree with you, this people are a bit permalous ! They also don't respond to
novice like me that have bigs problem with JSP ! The fun it's not allowed in this
University !
This is not a place where people talk about JSP, this is where people talks about
Orion or JRun or whatever ...
You're great
I agree with you guys!
Senthil.
-Original Message-
From: Samuele Brignoli <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Date: Thursday, October 14, 1999 1:53 AM
Subject: Re: sample JSP
>I agree with you, this people are a bit permalous ! They also d
ber 1999 15:27
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject: Re: sample JSP
>
> Make it a very strong suggestion... so we can be done with this.
>
> -Original Message-
> From: Scott Stirling [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Wednesday, October 13, 1999 8:45 AM
Can people please let this thread die!
It was only one joke, maybe even sent to the list by mistake.
Even if it was not a mistake, the guy will definitely know not
to do it again.
However, the repeated complaints have been much more of an
annoyance than the original joke.
Enough already!
Emmet
;t get really
> upset about it.A reminder of the purpose of the list would be a better
> response than an over the top hysterical reaction.
>
> > -Original Message-
> > From: Jeff Smith [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> > Sent: 13 October 1999 15:27
> > To: [EMA
I sent this to the wrong mail group. Sorry.
When I don't take Beano
I can't stop farting
Visit the world's greatest site at http://www.farts.com and listen to the fart
of the day. Also, get your very own farts.com E-mail account. F
Look it was an honest mistake. Please forgive me.
>From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>To: PhartMaster Phlash <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>cc: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>Date: Wed, 13 Oct 1999 07:17:52 -0400
>Subject: Re: sample JSP
>
>I agree with all of you guys I am truel
Thanks dude. It was sent to the wrong group. Geez.
>Date: Thu, 14 Oct 1999 10:45:55 -0700
>Reply-To: Emmet Townsend <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>From: Emmet Townsend <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Subject: Re: sample JSP
>To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
>Can people please
lt;[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>From: Taylor Gautier <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Subject: Re: Sample JSP
>To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
>I think his email address and signature suggest already that he is not
>necessarily concerned with acting an appropriate manner for the list.
>
>His p
How many friggin' times do I have to say I'm sorry.
I send this to the wrong address, buddy.
Take a chill pill. Geez.
>From: "Taylor Gautier" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>To: "PhartMaster Phlash" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Subject: Re: sample JSP
>Date:
Will you please stop harassing me. You're language, and threats
are really bothering me.
System.out.println( "You are a moron" );
8)
>From: "Taylor Gautier" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>To: "PhartMaster Phlash" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Subjec
stop bothering me.
If you don't undetstand it was a mistake, then you should leave
this list, and go join another list.
--PP--
>From: "Taylor Gautier" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>To: "PhartMaster Phlash" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Subject: Re: Re: Sample JSP
>
I accept your apology
I am still interested in seeing what you meant to send here.
PhartMaster Phlash <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> on 10/18/99 08:55:48 PM
Please respond to PhartMaster Phlash <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
cc:(bcc: David Orkin/IT/VGI)
Subject: Re
ter handle for yourself! You're
>just a stinking windbag that nobody wants to be around...
>
>Christopher Macias
>
>-----Original Message-
>From: PhartMaster Phlash [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
>Sent: Monday, October 18, 1999 9:53 PM
>To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>Subject:
fine buddy. You got it. Let's move on.
>From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>Date: Tue, 19 Oct 1999 17:21:00 -0700
>Subject: Re[2]: Sample JSP
>To: PhartMaster Phlash <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>
>Please stop psting such rubbish
The psting will stop when people stop yelling at me.
>From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>Date: Tue, 19 Oct 1999 17:21:00 -0700
>Subject: Re[2]: Sample JSP
>To: PhartMaster Phlash <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>
>Please stop psting such rubbish to t
1 ) You can't call any of the JSP beans directly from JavaScript. But it is pretty
simple to convert data returned from a bean property to JavaScript. Provided that
the data can be represented as a string and is not too large.
See my example below for converting a java array to javascript array.
,
>
> Let's move on and start discussing JSP's for God's sake. I'm tired of hearing about
>this for over a week now. Let it end.
>
> >From: Chris Macias <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >Reply-To: "[EMAIL PROTECTED]" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >
Ronald McDonald,
I agree, let's move on. I must get back to my JSP development.
So let's get down to business.
--PP--
>Date: Tue, 19 Oct 1999 19:33:44 -0700
>Reply-To: Ron Parker <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>From: Ron Parker <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Subjec
Please: just let it lie.
Sorry to have added more noise - I promise this is it.
Darin Wilson
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
http://www.doughnet.com/
-Original Message-
From: PhartMaster Phlash [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Tuesday, October 19, 1999 6:58 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re: Sample
I have it on good authority that Mr. Phlash is no longer with us. We can
now move on.
Dan
> --
> From: PhartMaster Phlash[SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Wednesday, October 20, 1999 4:28 PM
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject:
cation and reference
> [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Thomson Stuart
> Sent: 14. október 1999 17:51
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject: Re: sample JSP
>
>
> I agree. The joke was inapropriate for the list. But I can't get really
> upset about it.A reminder of
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