Just for fun - please enjoy and don't get your knickers in a wad
On this day, ( plus or minus a few weeks ) about 1,983 years ago ( plus or minus 200 years ) An alleged man allegedly named Joseph of Arimathea, went to an alleged shopkeeper and allegedly purchased "The Shroud of Turin." He allegedly wrapped a dead guy up that he found in the The Shroud of Turin and allegedly placed him in a tiny cave. ( Allegedly, this tiny cave was just a carved out hole in the rock that Joseph of Arimathea had allegedly made for his own corpse, as he allegedly sensed the banshees were coming for him soon. Then Joseph allegedly disappeared for allegedly 60 hours ( presumably to partake in a ritual, possibly related to Passover or spring harvest related to barley ( a.k.a. beer ), and then Joseph of Arimathea allegedly returned to the alleged cave for some unknown reason and then allegedly found the Shroud of Turin empty with an alleged large blood stain on it exactly matching a photo-copy the alleged dude that he thought he had wrapped in it. Then after allegedly stashing away all his fresh barley juice in another secret hole, he then allegedly ran 10 kilometers back to town to wake up the dead man's mom and maybe even the dead man's wife, but they too were also suffering the divine headache related to drinking too much barley juice. They all allegedly claimed that never found the dead guy's body, and swore a pact to never tell anyone that they all had had way way too much barley juice that night. This all has no relation to the Turing Computer. That is another holiday. Did I leave out anything ? David Locklear Speleo-theologist
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