*Well David Locklear that was about as negative a post as I have read. You need to stay clear of religion. That was most insulting to anyone who believes in Christ. If you want to be an atheist then say so but don't try to make fun of other people's faith. It wasn't funny at all, and it made fun of a Christian tradition. Easter is the holiest tradition and most important celebration of Christianity religion. Mr theologist Locklear without the three days there might not be Christianity. *
*It just ,goes to prove a few things about the likes of David Locklear. You are not a theologist in any way means or form. So please just dig a hole and crawl in it or go and hide under a rock. That was out and out shameful.* On Fri, Mar 30, 2018 at 2:50 PM, David <dlocklea...@gmail.com> wrote: > Just for fun - please enjoy and don't get your knickers in a wad > > > On this day, ( plus or minus a few weeks ) about 1,983 years ago ( plus or > minus 200 years ) > > An alleged man allegedly named Joseph of Arimathea, went to an alleged > shopkeeper and allegedly purchased > > "The Shroud of Turin." > > He allegedly wrapped a dead guy up that he found in the The Shroud of > Turin and allegedly placed him in a tiny cave. ( Allegedly, this tiny > cave was just a carved out hole in the rock that Joseph of Arimathea had > allegedly made for his own corpse, as he allegedly sensed the banshees were > coming for him soon. > > Then Joseph allegedly disappeared for allegedly 60 hours ( presumably to > partake in a ritual, possibly related to Passover or spring harvest related > to barley ( a.k.a. beer ), > > and then Joseph of Arimathea allegedly returned to the alleged cave for > some unknown reason and then allegedly found the Shroud of Turin empty with > an alleged large blood stain on it exactly matching a photo-copy the > alleged dude that he thought he had wrapped in it. > > Then after allegedly stashing away all his fresh barley juice in another > secret hole, he then allegedly ran 10 kilometers back to town to wake up > the dead man's mom and maybe even the dead man's wife, but they too were > also suffering the divine headache related to drinking too much barley > juice. > > They all allegedly claimed that never found the dead guy's body, and swore > a pact to never tell anyone that they all had had way way too much barley > juice that night. > > This all has no relation to the Turing Computer. That is another holiday. > > Did I leave out anything ? > > David Locklear > Speleo-theologist > > _______________________________________________ > Texascavers mailing list | http://texascavers.com > Texascavers@texascavers.com | Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/ > texascavers@texascavers.com/ > http://lists.texascavers.com/listinfo/texascavers > > -- Charlie Loving
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