Thank you Charlie. David is a Sh*t head for posting this crap on a cave site. I had just rejoined Cave Tex and now I am considering dropping off again
JJ > On Mar 30, 2018, at 7:10 PM, Charles Loving <lovingi...@gmail.com> wrote: > > Well David Locklear that was about as negative a post as I have read. You > need to stay clear of religion. That was most insulting to anyone who > believes in Christ. If you want to be an atheist then say so but don't try to > make fun of other people's faith. It wasn't funny at all, and it made fun of > a Christian tradition. Easter is the holiest tradition and most important > celebration of Christianity religion. Mr theologist Locklear without the > three days there might not be Christianity. > > It just ,goes to prove a few things about the likes of David Locklear. You > are not a theologist in any way means or form. So please just dig a hole and > crawl in it or go and hide under a rock. That was out and out shameful. > > On Fri, Mar 30, 2018 at 2:50 PM, David <dlocklea...@gmail.com> wrote: > Just for fun - please enjoy and don't get your knickers in a wad > > > On this day, ( plus or minus a few weeks ) about 1,983 years ago ( plus or > minus 200 years ) > > An alleged man allegedly named Joseph of Arimathea, went to an alleged > shopkeeper and allegedly purchased > > "The Shroud of Turin." > > He allegedly wrapped a dead guy up that he found in the The Shroud of Turin > and allegedly placed him in a tiny cave. ( Allegedly, this tiny cave was > just a carved out hole in the rock that Joseph of Arimathea had allegedly > made for his own corpse, as he allegedly sensed the banshees were coming for > him soon. > > Then Joseph allegedly disappeared for allegedly 60 hours ( presumably to > partake in a ritual, possibly related to Passover or spring harvest related > to barley ( a.k.a. beer ), > > and then Joseph of Arimathea allegedly returned to the alleged cave for some > unknown reason and then allegedly found the Shroud of Turin empty with an > alleged large blood stain on it exactly matching a photo-copy the alleged > dude that he thought he had wrapped in it. > > Then after allegedly stashing away all his fresh barley juice in another > secret hole, he then allegedly ran 10 kilometers back to town to wake up the > dead man's mom and maybe even the dead man's wife, but they too were also > suffering the divine headache related to drinking too much barley juice. > > They all allegedly claimed that never found the dead guy's body, and swore a > pact to never tell anyone that they all had had way way too much barley juice > that night. > > This all has no relation to the Turing Computer. That is another holiday. > > Did I leave out anything ? > > David Locklear > Speleo-theologist > > _______________________________________________ > Texascavers mailing list | http://texascavers.com > Texascavers@texascavers.com | Archives: > http://www.mail-archive.com/texascavers@texascavers.com/ > http://lists.texascavers.com/listinfo/texascavers > > > > > -- > Charlie Loving > _______________________________________________ > Texascavers mailing list | http://texascavers.com > Texascavers@texascavers.com | Archives: > http://www.mail-archive.com/texascavers@texascavers.com/ > http://lists.texascavers.com/listinfo/texascavers _______________________________________________ Texascavers mailing list | http://texascavers.com Texascavers@texascavers.com | Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/texascavers@texascavers.com/ http://lists.texascavers.com/listinfo/texascavers
