When it's a DSL or cable connection I typically say I rebooted the
modem and my PC is plugged into it.

On 1/10/10, Jayson Baker <jay...@spectrasurf.com> wrote:
> So lie to them, and tell them you're standing there and the DSL light is
> blinking.  Or whatever they want to hear.
> That person is probably a $10/hr individual paid to follow a flow chart, and
> doesn't know what to do if your answers don't fall in-line with that chart.
> I've done this many times.  Even just the other day I "chatted" with Dell
> tech support and said "I need a new hard drive, it's making scraping and
> clunking noises" in less than 5 minutes I had a new hard drive on the way,
> and less than 24 hours later it was installed in the machine.  Had I told
> them what was really going on, I'd of been working with them for an hour via
> chat running a chkdsk and all sorts of other diagnostic tools.  In all
> actuality, the thing was bad... I was just skipping all the mundane steps
> they are supposed to follow, in order to determine something I already knew.
>
> On Sun, Jan 10, 2010 at 2:41 PM, Marlon K. Schafer
> <o...@odessaoffice.com>wrote:
>
>> I have a tower down.  It's fed by a *business* grade DSL link.
>>
>> Can't get to the main router at that local.
>>
>> So I log onto the Century Tel (century link nowadays) web site go find a
>> phone number for tech support.
>>
>> IF there is a phone number on their Microsoft Bing cloan of a web site, I
>> couldn't find it.  So, I decided to try the online chat thingy.
>>
>> Up pops a page with a spot for a the username, phone number and zip code.
>> Naturally, I put the right things in the boxes.  Only to get an error.  So
>> I
>> tried again, and again.  Finally I actually READ what the smallish print
>> said you can ONLY put in ONE of the fields, not all of them.  Hate to
>> allow
>> any answer to work rather than make people only fill in one field where
>> they
>> usually have to fill in all of them.  My fault for not reading the fine
>> print, but then again, I shouldn't have to....
>>
>> Next, I finally get a tech on the screen.  Well, kinda, the web site
>> doesn't
>> have anything but an error at the top.  But the chat part eventually came
>> up
>> and a tech was on the line.  We quickly established that the tech support
>> guy wasn't able to see if there was a dsl connection or not.  ug
>>
>> So, he gave me a phone number for tech support.
>>
>> I called that number only to sit on hold for a while (not toooo bad
>> though)
>> and then find out that that wasn't the right number for a business
>> account.
>>
>> Called the next number.  Sat on hold a bit longer this time, but still
>> only
>> a few minutes.  We quickly got through all of the who are you type stuff.
>> Then the gal on the support end asked me to tell her what lights were on
>> on
>> the modem.  "Um, I'm an hour and a half form there."  "Well, sir, I'm
>> unable
>> help you unless someone is on at the site."
>>
>> Sigh.  The home owner at this site is a snow bird and won't be home for
>> months yet.
>>
>> The tech support people aren't able to tell if there is a connection or
>> not.
>> It's not like this is a little, rinky dink company like mine.  This is a
>> HUGE telco!  Ug.
>>
>> They won't even try to fix a business account that I pay $1200.00 per year
>> for.  Probably even more than that.  Amazing.
>>
>> Have a great day, I know I will.
>> marlon
>>
>>
>>
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