Yeah, I would never recommend going it alone on the first one, or really any.

My wife had an extremely easy time with the first three in the hospital.  I 
mean, after the first she said: “That was it?  I would rather do that than go 
to the dentist”.

#4 a midwife was hired but she got stuck in traffic with a van full of cub 
scouts.  I had been an EMT so I had very very rudimentary training.  Took a 
deep breath and did it alone.

#5 midwife was hired, but when the time came, the phone did not work
>From that point on it was just assumed that is how it is done.  

From: Kurt Fankhauser 
Sent: Friday, May 12, 2017 6:42 AM
To: af@afmug.com 
Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT: firewall maintenance

A customer of mine has 8 kids and and least 5 of them were delivered at their 
house. They hired a midwife for like $500 each time. It definitely is a lot 
cheaper than hospitals around here are charging at least 8k-10k for deliveries 
which I think is bull since childbirth is a naturally occurring event in nature 
all the time. Some women cant have a natural birth and need a C-section and 
sometimes they don't always know that until the birth is trying to happen. 
Maybe have the first one in the hospital and if it can happen without a 
C-section then have the other ones at home?

On Thu, May 11, 2017 at 4:41 PM, Chuck McCown <ch...@wbmfg.com> wrote:

  With a Leatherman Tool, all things are possible.

  From: Lewis Bergman 
  Sent: Thursday, May 11, 2017 2:40 PM
  To: af@afmug.com 
  Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT: firewall maintenance

  Chuck...that's just gross.

  On Thu, May 11, 2017 at 8:28 AM Chuck McCown <ch...@wbmfg.com> wrote:

    I personally delivered 5 of my 8 kids at home.  

    From: Steve Jones 
    Sent: Wednesday, May 10, 2017 9:09 PM
    To: af@afmug.com 
    Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT: firewall maintenance
    Im pretty sure its the mail man again, shes a pretty shady letter carrier 
:-) 

    Ive grown up in an ems family, two paramedics, two emt  B and i was an emt 
I, two were also firefighters.

    Twice now the douchenozzle OB refused to let my paramedic sister deliver 
for CE, note we are (were at the time)literally the most advanced ems system in 
the US. And this hospital was the primary training facility. We figure we will 
tell the OB doc we have this, we only need her for her bloodwork and 
ultrasound, if they wont give my sis the legally required joy, we will get a 
dulla or however you spell it and pop the kid in the living room, mother nature 
trumps modern science in this regard.


    There have to be a few of you who popped yer youngins outside a hospital. 
Especially the guys who are joe smith fans. 3 times out i think we are the ones 
in charge.
    On May 9, 2017 3:59 PM, "Lewis Bergman" <lewis.berg...@gmail.com> wrote:

      I hope you know the source of the infection...if not...awkward... Conrats!

      On Tue, May 9, 2017 at 1:41 PM Darren Shea <darr...@ecpi.com> wrote:

        Even after seeing the stick, it didn’t quite register until I re-read 
everything you’d typed in this thread - clever! Congratulations!



        From: Af [mailto:af-boun...@afmug.com] On Behalf Of Steve Jones
        Sent: Tuesday, May 09, 2017 10:56 AM


        To: af@afmug.com
        Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT: firewall maintenance




        Hers the initial diagnostic output



        On May 9, 2017 9:52 AM, "Steve Jones" <thatoneguyst...@gmail.com> wrote:

        There is only one infected device. The malicious code that is 
replicating is directly attached to the command and control node. I know a lot 
of people would simply CleanSweep, but we just don't feel that is an 
appropriate step. There may be an IOT baby monitor that gets swept up in all 
this before its over in December. 

        On Tue, May 9, 2017 at 7:34 AM, David Milholen <dmilho...@wletc.com> 
wrote:

        As any virus running on a network it has a pattern weather it be 
dormant on the network at times or not. 

        Identify the pattern and where it is trying to phone home to and 
isolate it from phoning home. Then Clean sweep the machines you have control of.

        The worst part of any of this is that IOT devices IE(ip cameras,dvrs, 
tempature monitors and others) are the real threat as they have weak basic code 
that is open to the network.

        Isolation will be your best bet. This will prevent DDOS attacks on one 
front but doesnt stop new viruses from entering.





        On 5/8/2017 10:34 PM, Steve Jones wrote:

          an addendum to this, there are two primay variants to the payload. 
One tends to be much more aggressive, a much more roughly defined code, not all 
that pretty, but ultimately very versatile and robust. The other is normally 
more elegant in design, but it tends to be visciously malicious, this is the 
one to be most concerned of. Its underlying code has started wars and destroyed 
nations



          On Mon, May 8, 2017 at 9:49 PM, Steve Jones 
<thatoneguyst...@gmail.com> wrote:

            So this weekend I discovered a Trojan virus on my network. Sometime 
around January we had opted to remove an old firewall that had met its product 
life cycles end. We were still in the process of deciding whether to continue 
with temporary firewalls or look toward more robust input/output chain policies 
for a hardened, more permanent solution. In the mean time, of course, we 
continued to do the upload/download thing. We had some suspicion that there was 
something going on, we noted alot of broadcast storms, particularly in the 
mornings. The network had become particularly sluggish and there seemed to be 
alot of application bloat, initially i just attributed this to poor code 
maintenance resulting in a memory leak.

            We did a basic Netstat this weekend and discovered a traffic 
anomaly. So we went to a professional and had them run a packet sniffer. We had 
verification of foreign code, likely for as long as 6-8 weeks.

            It will be layer 3 in this case but its too early to tell whether 
this codes payload will be TCP or UDP, we will be monitoring as the code 
replicates. This is a pretty common virus, as a matter of fact we have all had 
it at one point, probably so long ago we dont even remember. We anticipate The 
fully formed packet chain to leave NAT mode and be fully routed out to the WAN 
in December.





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