Seems a bit at variance with that title.
Mind you given the level of hypocrisy that O'Reilly has demonstrated
in the past, I would not be surprised at anything.
larry
>My office buddy listens to the Oreilly factor everyday.
>
>Today O'Reilly announced, "Jesus will praise us for removing Saddam!"
>
>I'm so sure. Like Jesus will say, "Dude! You guys really cleaned up
>down there. You took a bad guy out and hey!, you only had a few
>bystander deaths. You know that first commandment....Yeah, well, I
>forgot to add that it didn't apply to 'collateral damages'. Anyway,
>sweet job guys!"
>
>Just one more reason that I wouldn't want to be associated with any
>particular faith.
>
>Marlon Moyer wrote:
>
>> Or just realize "there is no spoon"
>>
>> Matthew Small wrote:
>>
>> > It's never too late to start practicing. It will probably bring you
>> > some inner peace. You should try your native faith or that of your
>> > wife and children. Good luck.
>> >
>> > - Matt Small
>> >
>> > ----- Original Message -----
>> > From: Charlie Griefer
>> > To: CF-Community
>> > Sent: Tuesday, December 16, 2003 4:00 PM
>> > Subject: Re: Re:distinctions between xmas and chanukah
>> >
>> > Heya Ben:
>> >
>> > Actually that was said with a hint of sarcasm (what? you couldn't
>> > hear it?) : )
>> >
>> > Unfortunately, that's the way it was in my house. We just weren't
>> > very religious...and it was fairly early on that Chanukah
>> > 'degenerated' into a simple gift exchange with no ceremony attached to
>> > it...and ultimately into nothing at all.
>> >
>> > Today, I consider myself a non-practicing Jew. I'm married to a
>> > wonderful Lutheran woman, and we are raising our children
>> > Lutheran. My wife's religion was simply more important to her than
>> > mine was to me, due to the way each of us was brought up. To be
>> > honest, it's very depressing not having a religion to believe in. I
>> > don't mind at all that my daughter (and whatever children follow) are
>> > going to be raised Lutheran. I wouldn't have cared if I had fallen in
>> > love and married a Catholic or an Episcopalean or for that matter... a
>> > Jew. All that mattered (and matters) to me is that whatever religion
>> > it ended up being...that they practiced it. I don't necessarily care
>> > what they believe...but I want them to believe in *something*.
>> >
>> > Trust me, I envy you for taking pleasure in the simple act of
>> > lighting the candles and saying the prayers (regardless of whether or
>> > not gifts were involved). I envy your children for having had those
>> > principles instilled in them (and commend you for doing so). I'm
>> > going to try and do the same for my children. Wish me luck : )
>> >
>> > Charlie
>> >
>> > ----- Original Message -----
>> > From: Ben Braver
>> > To: CF-Community
>> > Sent: Tuesday, December 16, 2003 12:38 PM
>> > Subject: Re:distinctions between xmas and chanukah
>> >
>> > Oh, Charlie, do I ever disagree with you on this:
>> >
>> > "No reason to light the menorah and say a prayer if there were no
>> > presents to open", you say?
>> >
>> > *NOT*
>> >
>> > My young-adult kids even asked a couple of years ago that I not go
>> > overboard trying to fill up 8 days with presents.
>> >
>> > We say the blessings and light the menorah whether we have
>> > presents or not. I love to sit and watch the candles. Yes, sometimes
>> > we skip a night due to some of the schedule conflicts this time of
>> > year, but not because there are no gifts for that night...
>> >
>> > YMMV.
>> >
>> > -Ben
>> >
>> > > my take on #10...
>> > >
>> > > kids will always get their xmas presents...
>> > > but on any given night of Chanukah, a parent reserves the right to
>> > > withhold presents (or at least to threaten to do so).
>> > >
>> > > Actually I was relatively young when my parents started the
>> > > "bargaining process". As the presents I wanted became more and
> > > more
>> > > expensive, I was told, "OK...but if you want <name of more
>> > expensive
>> > > present here>, you can only get 5 gifts instead of 8".
>> > >
>> > > Eventually one gift got exchanged, the menorah gathered dust (no
>> > > reason to light the menorah and say a prayer if there were no
>> > presents
>> > > to open), and we all just grew up and grew jaded : )
>> > >
>> > > ah, youth.
>> > >
>> >
>> > > ----- Original Message -----
>> >
>> > > From: Ben Braver
>> >
>> > > To: CF-Community
>> >
>> > > Sent: Tuesday, December 16, 2003 10:14 AM
>> >
>> > > Subject: Re:distinctions between xmas and chanukah
>> > >
>> > >
>> >
>> > > Oy, Charlie, ROFLMAO bubbela !!
>> >
>> > > Vay is meer, that was FUNNY!
>> >
>> > > But I don't get #10 ??
>> >
>> > > re: #12, Joseph preceded the Xmas carol saying
>> >
>> > > "Have yourself a Mary little Christmas"
>> >
>> > > <hohoho>
>> >
>> > > -Ben
>> > >
>> >
>> > > >HOLIDAY DISTINCTIONS
>> >
>> > > >
>> >
>> > > >1. Christmas is one day, same day every year: December 25. Jews
>> > also
>> > > love
>> >
>> > > >December 25th. It's another paid day off work. We go to
>> movies and
>> > > out for
>> >
>> > > >Chinese food, and Israeli dancing. Chanukah is 8 days. It
>> > starts the
>> > > evening
>> >
>> > > >of the 24th of Kislev, whenever that falls. No one is ever
>> > sure. Jews
>> > > never
>> >
>> > > >know until a non-Jewish friend asks when Chanukah starts,
>> > forcing us
>> > > to
>> >
>> > > >consult a calendar so we don't look like idiots. We all have the
>> > > same
>> >
>> > > >calendar, provided free with a donation from either the World
>> > Jewish
>> >
>> > > >Congress, the kosher butcher, or the local Sinai Memorial Chapel
>> > > (especially
>> >
>> > > >in Florida) or other Jewish funeral home.
>> >
>> > > >
>> >
>> > > >2. Christmas is a major holiday. Chanukah is a minor holiday
>> > with the
>> > > same
>> >
>> > > >theme as most Jewish holidays. They tried to kill us, we
>> survived,
>> > > let's
>> >
>> > > >eat.
>> >
>> > > >
>> >
>> > > >3. Christians get wonderful presents such as jewelry, perfume,
>> > > stereos...
>> >
>> > > >Jews get practical presents such as underwear, socks, or the
>> > > collected works
>> >
>> > > >of the Rambam, which looks impressive on the bookshelf.
>> >
>> > > >
>> >
>> > > >4. There is only one way to spell Christmas. No one can decide
>> > how to
>> > > spell
>> >
>> > > >Chanukah, Chanukah, Chanukka, Channukah, Hanukah, Hannukah.
>> >
>> > > >
>> >
>> > > >5. Christmas is a time of great pressure for husbands and
>> > boyfriends.
>> > > Their
>> >
>> > > >partners expect special gifts. Jewish men are relieved of that
>> > burden.
>> > > No
>> >
>> > > >one expects a diamond ring on Chanukah.
>> >
>> > > >
>> >
>> > > >6. Christmas brings enormous electric bills. Candles are used for
>> > > Chanukah.
>> >
>> > > >Not only are we spared enormous electric bills, but we get to
>> feel
>> > > good
>> >
>> > > >about not contributing to the energy crisis.
>> >
>> > > >
>> >
>> > > >7. Christmas carols are beautiful. Silent Night, Come All Ye
>> > Faithful....
>> > >
>> >
>> > > >Chanukah songs are about dreidels made from clay or having a
>> party
>> > > and
>> >
>> > > >dancing the horah. Of course, we are secretly pleased that
>> many of
>> > > the
>> >
>> > > >beautiful carols were composed and written by our tribal
>> brethren.
>> > > And don't
>> >
>> > > >Barbara Streisand and Neil Diamond sing them beautifully?
>> >
>> > > >
>> >
>> > > >8. A home preparing for Christmas smells wonderful. The sweet
>> > smell
>> > > of
>> >
>> > > >cookies and cakes baking. Happy people are gathered around in
> > > festive
>> > > moods.
>> >
>> > > >A home preparing for Chanukah smells of oil, potatoes, and
>> onions.
>> > > The home,
>> >
>> > > >as always, is full of loud people all talking at once.
>> >
>> > > >
>> >
>> > > >9. Women have fun baking Christmas cookies. Women burn their
>> > eyes and
>> > > cut
>> >
>> > > >their hands grating potatoes and onions for latkas on Chanukah.
>> > > Another
>> >
>> > > >reminder of our suffering through the ages.
>> >
>> > > >
>> >
>> > > >10. Parents deliver to their children during Christmas. Jewish
>> > > parents have
>> >
>> > > >no qualms about withholding a gift on any of the eight nights.
>> >
>> > > >
>> >
>> > > >11. The players in the Christmas story have easy to pronounce
>> > names
>> > > such as
>> >
>> > > >Mary, Joseph, and Jesus. The players in the Chanukah story are
>> > > Antiochus,
>> >
>> > > >Judah Maccabee, and Matta whatever. No one can spell it or
>> > pronounce
>> > > it. On
>> >
>> > > >the plus side, we can tell our friends anything and they
>> > believe we
>> > > are
>> >
>> > > >wonderfully versed in our history.
>> >
>> > > >
>> >
>> > > >12. Many Christians believe in the virgin birth. Jews think,
>> > "Joseph,
>> > >
>> >
>> > > >Bubela, snap out of it. Your woman is pregnant, you didn't
>> > sleep with
>> > > her,
>> >
>> > > >and now you want to blame G-d. Here's the number of my shrink."
>> >
>> > > >
>> >
>> > > >13. In recent years, Christmas has become more and more
>> > > commercialized. The
>> >
>> > > >same holds true for Chanukah, even though it is a minor
>> > holiday. It
>> > > makes
>> >
>> > > >sense. How could we market a major holiday such as Yom Kippur?
>> > Forget
>> > > about
>> >
>> > > >celebrating. Think observing. Come to synagogue, starve
>> > yourself for
>> > > 27
>> >
>> > > >hours, become one with your dehydrated soul, beat your chest,
>> > confess
>> > > your
>> >
>> > > >sins, a guaranteed good time for you and your family. Tickets a
>> > mere
>> > > $200
>> >
>> > > >per person.
>> >
>> > > >
>> >
>>
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