Maybe you need to upgrade to Wife 2.0?

http://www.askstudent.com/funny/tech-letter-upgrade-from-girlfriend-70-to-wife-10/

2008/2/7, Alex Rufon <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>:
>
> You're lucky you got the Vista Home Edition.
>
> My wife, who's the computer engineer (I'm an economics major) ... simply
> would not touch Linux even with a pole much to my distress. So when I bought
> a HP Pavillion machine as a replacement to our 3 year old pc (which she
> assembled but too lazy to fix/upgrade) last year ... she forbade me to
> install linux and just leave the pre-installed Windows Vista Starter
> Edition. ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
>
> Do you know whats more irritating for me using that version of Vista? It
> only allows you to run 3 application at the same time. So let's put this in
> perspective ... so I have Yahoo Messenger running, then I have J running,
> then I run Word to type something ... then I open up iTunes to listen to
> some music while mucking around. Guess what? You can't open iTunes anymore
> because you already got 3 application running. <much hair pulling at this
> point>
>
> So in the end, I just upgraded it to Vista Business edition. I really wish
> I can format it and just put gOS or Ubuntu in it.
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On
> Behalf Of Björn Helgason
> Sent: Saturday, January 26, 2008 10:22 PM
> To: Chat forum
> Subject: [Jchat] Vista at the top and the beginning of the end
>
> I bought a very cheap laptop recently and with it I got Vista even if I
> did not want any M$ product.
> Anyway then I decided to keep Vista to try it out.
> Yesterday I was going to install a favorite game Sherlock I have used off
> and on over the years.
> It is very good for kids to learn about einsteins puzzle.
> It is a Dos program and I have installed it in various flavors of Windows.
> Not now in Vista.
> It seems that Vista has abandoned Dos.
> The recommendation I got was to install M$ Virtual Machine and start Dos
> there.
> I retrieved M$ Virtual Machine only to discover it is not supported in the
> Vista Home Edition.
> I then looked for a new copy of Sherlock but for free was only a copy that
> needed to be paid for.
> Then I discovered a free program called
>
> http://demonews.com/downloadget.php?id=1220&file=9&evp=724e590e7277748b7c21aa3bd609f6f2
> It is actually quite good.
> It is interesting that Vista does not support Dos anymore.
> I guess a lot of programs will have problem running under Vista.
> The majority of all Windows programs are really Dos programs.
> I guess this fact will move a lot of people over to Linux.
>
>
> --
> Björn Helgason, Verkfræðingur
> Fugl&Fiskur ehf, Þerneyjarsund 23, Box 127
> 801 Grímsnes ,t-póst: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Skype: gosiminn, gsm: +3546985532
> Landslags og skrúðgarðagerð, gröfuþjónusta
> http://groups.google.com/group/J-Programming
>
>
> Tæknikunnátta höndlar hið flókna, sköpunargáfa er meistari einfaldleikans
>
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>      ,--'    _,'   | Dagurinn í dag                     |
>     /       /       | Enn betri en gærdagurinn  |
>    (   -.  |        `-----------------------------------'
>    |     ) |        (\_ _/)
>   (`-.  '--.)       (='.'=)
>    `. )----'        (")_(")
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-- 
Björn Helgason, Verkfræðingur
Fugl&Fiskur ehf, Þerneyjarsund 23, Box 127
801 Grímsnes ,t-póst: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Skype: gosiminn, gsm: +3546985532
Landslags og skrúðgarðagerð, gröfuþjónusta
http://groups.google.com/group/J-Programming


Tæknikunnátta höndlar hið flókna, sköpunargáfa er meistari einfaldleikans

góður kennari getur stigið á tær án þess að glansinn fari af skónum
          /|_      .-----------------------------------.
         ,'  .\  /  | Með léttri lund verður        |
     ,--'    _,'   | Dagurinn í dag                     |
    /       /       | Enn betri en gærdagurinn  |
   (   -.  |        `-----------------------------------'
   |     ) |        (\_ _/)
  (`-.  '--.)       (='.'=)
   `. )----'        (")_(")
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