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@ Win The War: http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/
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# Elebar the Positive Zeta Reticulan. I grew up having Christianity pushed
upon me as the only way to go, lest my immortal soul be in great danger,
etc. Many of you are familiar with all the related fear inducing drivel
that religions & society in general have come to use as a means of cont-
rolling men on this planet. I finally woke up and began to realize just
who I am. I am not just a meat body. http://www.caus.org/pc030200.htm
@ ABDUCTED BY ALIENS. The aliens in these legends are not men from outer
space but the underground folk: fairies, trolls, elves, and the like.
At least, so *they* claim... http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/abduct.html
: Have you been taken by aliens/angels/demons/deities lately? Are you one or
more of these entities yourself? Are you from on, below or above the surface
of the planet; from another dimension/time/reality; otherwise? How is that?
# Orbit Sleuth: Where the Rap Becomes Visible: http://caus.org/os030200.htm
# Triangle UFOs Interested in Football/Fishing: http://caus.org/ft030200.htm
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# All Of Family's Neuroses Projected Onto Dog. FLAGSTAFF, AZ. The Tobins are
a dysfunctional Flagstaff family whose members possess an uncanny ability
to project all their various neuroses onto the innocent psyche of Woofers,
the family dog: http://www.theonion.com/onion3607/projected_on_dog.html
@ WHY DID I LOSE MY MEMORY AFTER SEX? May be a transient ischemic attack -
see a doctor: www.healthcentral.com/drdean/DeanFullTextTopics.cfm?ID=28421
@ POT SHIFTING HIS SEX DRIVE INTO LOW GEAR? Yes, chronic marijuana use will
lower libido. www.healthcentral.com/drdean/DeanFullTextTopics.cfm?ID=28492
@ I'M 40 AND I HAVE ADD. SHOULD I TAKE WELLBUTRIN? Uh, what was that you, uh
said? http://www.healthcentral.com/drdean/DeanFullTextTopics.cfm?ID=28216
: D'ya exercise your psyche frequently? Is it flabby, taut, spiraling into
the void? Does sex affect your psyche? Does psyche affect your sex? Are you
lost in a giant maze of tiny rooms, all alike? Is there any escape? Where?
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# The kidnappers sent body parts with each new ransom demand. But frankly,
how much was his girlfriend worth to him without ears, thumbs, or nipples?
http://www.the-times.co.uk/news/pages/tim/2000/02/26/timbooboo01006.html?999
# FIRST FIDO, THEN FRANNIE: Jeffrey Dahmer, the Boston Strangler, and Son
of Sam tortured animals before targeting humans. Animals are just a warm-
up for human mayhem: http://www.nymag.com/page.cfm?page_id=2091
: Are you cruel/monstrous/evil due to ideology, training, neurochemistry,
demonic possession, greed, indifference, mindcontrol/programming/suggestion,
genetics, alien implants, art/music, curiosity? D'ya pull wings from flies?
# CIA Says Bin Laden Threat Not Diminished - "He's still out to get us!"
See http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20000301/ts/cia_binladen_1.html
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# Buddhist Lama's Parents Busted. BEIJING(AP) China has detained the parents
of a 14-year-old Buddhist leader as part of a widening investigation into
the Karmapa's January escape from Chinese-ruled Tibet to India. In recent
weeks authorities have closed the Karmapa's monastery to visitors,detained
two security workers, replaced monks who managed the Tsurphu monastery and
interrogated others, warning them to improve their "political attitudes."
Brutal rule: http://infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2564670633-065
# Beijing bans steamy ads. Authorities issued new advertising rules banning
sexy billboards - models must now cover up from cleavage to mid-thigh. Aw.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/asia-pacific/newsid_662000/662505.stm
: Do your political/economic/religious/artistic/sexual/social attitudes need
improving, adjustment, tweaking? Is your intellectual/emotional infrastruct-
ure damaged? D'ya need reform, punishment, glue, lawyers, guns, money, food?
# Iran supreme leader issues warning: reformists to be devoured by demons,
see http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2564667335-6c0
# US links Taleban to drug trade - will send Kevorkian to terminate them:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/americas/newsid_663000/663041.stm
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# World's oldest building discovered. (BBC) Japanese archaeologists uncover
the remains of what may be the world's oldest artificial structure. But
due to building code violations, a judge has ruled that it must be razed.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_662000/662794.stm
@ Links - Meiji University, Japan: http://www.meiji.ac.jp/cip/english/
@ Stone age habitats http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/w/x/wxk116/habitat/
: Have you discovered any antiquarian structures lately? Were they inhabited
by humans, aliens, intelligent non-human terrestrial races, robots, me? Will
they be paved over for new mini-malls? Must they be kept from prying eyes??
# Also - Fossil find among the curios - treasure found in thrift shop:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_441000/441569.stm
# Fossil find may be 'missing link' or possible just a conservative:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_326000/326037.stm
# Fossil find could rewrite human history - publishers salivating:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_231000/231442.stm
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SkeptiBriefs:
# China to spend $20 bln on Yellow River - help improve water quality and
control floods, relocate villages, drown evil spirits and dissidents.
See http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2564666651-68c
# Russian environmentalists targeted - groups charge intimidation:
http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2564667974-27a
# TROJ_PRETTY_PARK (a.k.a. W32/Pretty.worm.unp) -- TROJ_PRETTY_PARK is a
well known worm program that tries to spread itself every 30 minutes to
all users in the Internet address book. While TROJ_PRETTY_PARK has been
detected by Trend products for over 9 months, it was recently reported by
many other Antivirus companies. The difference between the new reports
and the original TROJ_PRETTY_PARK is that the new executable is unpacked
(File length: 60,928 Bytes compared to 37,376 Bytes). Be on the lookout:
http://antivirus.com/vinfo/virusencyclo/default5.asp?VName=TROJ_PRETTY_PARK
To protect yourself from TROJ_PRETTY_PARK, which has been reported in-the-
wild for several months, try Housecall: http://housecall.antivirus.com
# Sydney prepares for gay Mardi Gras - massive condom supplies flown in:
http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2564660279-cca
# Miss USA pageant to be held in Gary, Indiana - once the nation's murder
capital and a longtime symbol of urban decay - promoted by Donald Trump:
http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2564664093-f99
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"Ever noticed how they who wail about all the babies never born thanks
to snippage, oral sex, birth control, gays and lesbians, abortion, etc.
rarely (if ever) shed a tear for all the births prevented by virginity?"
--- Omixochitl in alt.support.childfree
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