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@ BIRDS ATTACK! ALIENS ABDUCT! www.sonic.net/~ric/adventure/mar2k/M2K82.JPG
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# Mysterious Calf Deaths In Brothers, Oregon. (EarthFiles) The high desert
  area Southeast of Bend, Oregon has long been associated with unusual ani-
  mal deaths known as "animal mutilations." www.earthfiles.com/earth124.htm

@ Society's Best Interests. "If the government is withholding evidence
  concerning UFOs, particularly of extraterrestrial aliens, it may be in
  society's best interest to be ignorant of the details. It is possible
  that such truth has adverse consequences to society in terms of political,
  religious, and social stability." http://www.caus.org/mc032700.htm

: Have you mutilated/abducted/molested any/many animals/humans/aliens/robots
lately? Was it valid research; police/military action; political necessity;
good clean fun; nutritious? Is society better off not knowing about it? Why?

# In pursuit of the ultimate weapon - Wartime scientists have revealed how
  they tested chemicals on themselves as they searched for new weapons with
  which to fight the Germans. http://www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?9608015
# 'Did my husband die from lethal injection?' Deadly research in the best
  interests of society: http://www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?9608016
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# ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE PRACTITIONERS ASK SENATORS FOR MORE FEDERAL FUNDING.
  "Give us the money or we'll cast negative Feng Shui vibes all over you!"
  http://www.CNN.com/2000/HEALTH/alternative/03/29/alternative.medicine/

# LIVING BETTER WITH YOGA. Yogan practitioners say that the ancient
  practice helps them feel healthier and more energized. Doctors say
  it might help with heart disease and stress as well. And it's cheap:
  http://www.healthcentral.com/drdean/DeanFullTextTopics.cfm?ID=30205

: Are your medical alternatives effective, economical, entertaining? Do the
voices in your head tell you that you feel much better now? Do survivors of
alternative treatments feel better than non-survivors? Have you survived??

# GENOME 2/3 MAPPED: http://CNN.com/2000/HEALTH/03/29/biotech.genome.reut/
@ WHY DO I FEEL NUMB WHEN I HAVE SEX? Maybe alien implant is misfiring:
  http://www.healthcentral.com/drdean/DeanFullTextTopics.cfm?ID=30621
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# JUNK of the day: Agent Orange & Diabetes - The most recent USAF report on
  <http://www.brooks.af.mil/AFRL/HED/hedb/afhs/97report.shtml> the personnel
  exposed to Agent Orange during the Vietnam War reports "a significant and
  potentially meaningful adverse relation between serum dioxin levels and
  diabetes." http://www.cnn.com/2000/HEALTH/03/29/agent.orange.diabetes/
  But the alleged "adverse relation" is weak & statistically insignificant.
  And the observed diabetes was likely a result of obesity, an established
  risk factor. Why did the USAF draw an unwarranted conclusion? Politics. It
  wants to show Congress that,indeed, Air Force scientists were sufficiently
  diligent in finding some harm caused by Agent Orange exposure -- even if
  that harm had to be fabricated. [ via http://www.junkscience.com/ ]

: Have you fabricated any results lately? Are you well-rewarded? What's your
favorite fabricated result? Should we believe ANYTHING you say? Should any-
thing ANYONE says be believed? Is everything a lie? Is life a deception? Eh?

@ USELESS KNOWLEDGE but it's true: http://www.uselessknowledge.com
@ Real Live History: http://campus.northpark.edu/history/WebChron/
@ Real Live Technology History: http://www.thetech.org
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# GOD ON THE GRIDIRON. Religion is the year's biggest sports story. Why is
  it getting so little play? http://www.feedmag.com/essay/es307_master.html
@ Why the resurgence of religion in sports? Should media cover this more?
www.feedmag.com/cgi-bin/loop/loop.cgi?function=areaview&document=es307.shtml

: Should sport-worship be tax-exempt? Should teams pray? Should nonbelievers
be excluded from sports? Should sports divide on sectarian lines? If Hindus
beat Xians, is {JHWH} dead? If Raelians beat Muslims, did ETs zap Mohammad?

# HARRY POTTER'S WIZARDRY BANNED FROM BRITISH SCHOOL - his magical powers go
  against the Bible: http://CNN.com/2000/books/news/03/29/potter.banned.reut
# Prince Charles Gives Up Lunch for Lent - subsists on air, water and kinky
  sado-masochistic sex: http://news.excite.com/news/r/000330/09/odd-charles

@ MEET YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL: http://www.angeldoorway.com/ [put something on]
# Saudi Cleric Blasts Rights Report: www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?9608459
# Disturbing Look into Ugandan Cult: www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?9608465
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# ARGENTINE CULT MAYHEM - Two daughters (21 and 29 years old), members of a
  cult called "transmutar" (from the old alchemist term), slaughtered their
  father in an attempt to "remove" the evil from him. When police arrived at
  the house, called by neighbours after strange screams and satanic prayers
  were said to be heard at night, they found the younger had stabbed her
  father 100 times, removed his eyes with the same knife and then sliced the
  mouth of the old man wide open and started to pull out organs from the in-
  side.The older daughter then began eating parts of the man; after that the
  other daughter thinking that when she ate it the demon was now inside her,
  tried to stab her too. The scene was so horrible that some cops even puked
  at the sight. The sisters were found naked praying frenetically, bathed in
  blood. Really awful. There had been many reports from neighbors of strange
  noises from the house; some of them really believed that somebody inside
  was really possessed by Satan, after some poltergeist-like effects showed
  up on his house (documented on TV!) LINKS - Some local newspaper notes on
  the case: http://www.clarin.com/diario/2000-03-30/e-03801d.htm
  Transmutar web page: http://www.transmutar.com.ar [follow the ring]
  From: Gerardo Arceri <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> [thanks!]

: Have you devoured any evil lately? Has evil devoured you? Were any spicy
sauces involved? Do internal organs need tenderizing? Does bathing in blood
keep your skin soft? How do you resolve family issues? Do you pray naked??

# Satanic Killing Sisters Said Deranged. BUENOS AIRES (Reuters) A doctor who
  evaluated two Argentine sisters accused of stabbing their father to death
  in a grisly murder with Satanic overtones said both had serious mental
  problems and should be institutionalized. "No shit, Sherlock. But did you
  check for implants?" http://news.excite.com/news/r/000330/09/odd-satanic
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Thousands'R'Us:

# THOUSANDS FORM HUMAN CROSS IN SUPPORT OF ELIAN:
  http://www.CNN.com/2000/US/03/30/cuba.boy/index.html
# THOUSANDS MAINTAIN VIGIL AS JAPAN VOLCANO READY TO ERUPT:
  http://CNN.com/2000/ASIANOW/east/03/30/japan.volcano.03/
# Thousands Watch The Launch Of Slave Schooner's Replica:
  http://deseretnews.com:80/dn/view/0,1249,155012910,00.html
# Thousands of Protesters Rally Before Start of Biotech Convention:
  http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/DailyNews/biotechrally000326.html
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