> Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. > > The first one tells her friends, 'My son is > a Priest. When he walks into a room, everyone > says 'Father'. > > The second one chirps 'My son is a Bishop. > Whenever he walks into a room, everyone says > 'your Grace'.' > > The third Catholic lady says smugly, 'My son > is a Cardinal. When he walks into a room, > everyone says 'Your Eminence'.' > > The fourth Catholic lady sips her coffee > in silence. > > The first three ladies all ask, 'Well...?' > > She replies, 'My son is a 6' 2' ,hard-bodied > stripper, and hung like a rhino. When he > walks into a room, everyone says, 'Oh, > my God...
