Uhhhhh, how about this instead ... You are my asshole neighbor. You throw rocks, you make noises ...
I buy you a cup of coffee, we talk ... I make it perfectly clear that I have no intention of changing my family's life to accomodate your grand vision of pan-asshole-unity. I have no intention of trying to bully anyone into protecting my wheat at the expense of theirs, but I will be working with our neighbors to insure that you don't get any matches. You need to know that I cherish the the freedoms I have to pursue my dreams, just as I cherish the right of others to pursue their dreams in a manner that makes sense to them. You should also be aware that I care deeply how my neighbors, including you, feel and what they worry about and I am being as honest about this with them as I am with you. But there's one more thing I need to be honest with you about while you're finishing that last cup ... I really, really do not want to send my sons and daughters to your house to blow out the match you lit, but if you light it and a single innocent gets a blister I will erase you, your farm and your every dream, hope and aspiration from the face of history and salt the earth on which it all once stood. I'll get the coffee - you get the tip. - Richard On Sun, 2002-10-20 at 10:24, ronnie gauthier wrote: > uhh. > how about this. > I'm your asshole neighbor. We hate each other. You are stronger than > me. I am far crazier than you. You are scared of my unpredicability. > You have a very nice field of hay that you sell for a living. In our > community you know I have been looking for matches but no one will give > me any. I flap my lips and throw rocks at your house. Every once in a > while you slap me, knowing that the most I can really do is throw > another rock. This afternoon as I was entering my house I turned and > waved and flashed a box of stick matches at you. > Are you going to come slap me again now? Can you slap me before I light > your hay on fire? Are you willing to trade a slap for burnt hay? > Now you sit and must listen to me tell you I will burn you out all the > while wishing you had just killed me and been done with it....last > week. _______________________________________________ Linux-users mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] Unsubscribe/Suspend/Etc -> http://www.linux-sxs.org/mailman/listinfo/linux-users
