interesting that so many think war can go away just like that...do people really believe that? I know this little note is a spoof, but in a global society how can we Not police the planet? that is like letting the guy down the street corner beat the shit out of his wife and kids in his front yard and watching without response. Oh, yeah diplomatic relations...sanctions....
yes, there are bad choices made for engagement, but total peace-niks seem delusional to me. Does anyone else think humanity is hardwired for war in at least 10 different levels? On Oct 27, 6:48 pm, stem cell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > great one. thanks. > > On Oct 27, 6:32 pm, "Liz Purkrabek" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of > > Jessica > > Sent: Monday, October 27, 2008 4:19 PM > > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Subject: [skeptics-145] Fwd: Enjoy the read! > > > Sent: Monday, October 27, 2008 11:47 AM > > Subject: Enjoy the read! > > > Dear Red States: > > > We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're > > taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that > > includesCalifornia, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, > > Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be > > beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of > > New California. > > > To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get > > stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty. You > > get Dollywood. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. > > You get Ole' Miss. We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and > > entrepreneurs. You get Alabama. We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you > > get to make the red states pay their fair share. > > > Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian > > Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single > > moms. Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war, > > and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need > > people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently > > willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you > > don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home. We do wish you > > success in Iraq , and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not willing to > > spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire. > > > With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent of the > > country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple and lettuce, 92 > > percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of America's quality wines > > (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90 percent of all cheese, 90 > > percent of the high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all > > living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools > > plus Stanford , Cal Tech and MIT. With the Red States, on the other hand,you > > will have to cope with 88 percent of all obese Americans (and their > > projected health care costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 > > percent of the tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all > > Southern Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush > > Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia. We > > get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you. > > > Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was > > actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred unless > > we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say that > > evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and > > 61 percent of you crazies believe you are people with higher morals then we > > lefties. > > > Peace out, > > > Blue States > > > -- > > Please Note: If you hit "REPLY", your message will be sent to everyone on > > this mailing list ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) > > This message was sent by Jessica ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) from The Olive > > Branch Atheists Meetup Group <http://skeptics.meetup.com/145/> . > > To learn more about Jessica , visit his/her member profile > > <http://skeptics.meetup.com/145/members/5834540/> > > To unsubscribe or to update your mailing list settings, click here > > <http://www.meetup.com/account/comm/> > > > Meetup Support: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > 632 Broadway, New York, NY 10012 USA- Hide quoted text - > > - Show quoted text - --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Memphis Freethought Alliance" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/memphisfreethoughtalliance?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
