if you read this you probably have way too much time on yr hands.
> NAME: seth
>
> SEX: m
>
> HOME: oh-hi-yo-so
>
> EYE COLOR: green
>
> HAIR COLOR: brown
>
> YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOWS? the jenny mccarthy show
>
> FAVORITE MAGAZINE? no commercial. (want a copy?)
>
> FAVORITE SMELL: my cat's ass
>
> WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: smelling my cat's ass...
>
> BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: my cat smelling MY ass!
>
> FAVORITE THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: smoke crack & armed robbery
>
> FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: tarzan
>
> WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
> "did i wear a condom"
>
> DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? ?
>
> ROLLER COASTERS-DEADLY OR EXCITING? safe
>
> PEN OR PENCIL? quill
>
> HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? i'm actually amish.
>
> FUTURE SON'S NAME? "L"
>
> FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME: "Ultra"
>
> FAVORITE FOOD: i'm wondering if you call heroine a food?
>
> DO YOU GET ALONG WELL WITH YOUR PARENT(S): why?
>
> CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: both
>
> DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? sure
>
> DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? well... stuffed HUMANS!
>
> WHAT TYPE OF CAR WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? it was a 2 horse buggy
>
> THUNDERSTORMS COOL OR SCARY? ?
>
> FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC: my uncle
>
> WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? scorpio
>
> WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE POET? jim clark
>
> DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? who cares?
>
> IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? professional
wrestler
>
> IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? clear
>
>
> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? never
>
> WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM: porn (and lots of it)
>
> IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? "hey i ordered a
cheeseburger!" -gary larson
>
> WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? once again, who cares?
>
> FAVORITE MOVIE(S)? barbed wire
>
> LEFTY OR RIGHTY? ralph
>
> WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? porn (LOTS) and of course my stash of weed
>
> WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 0
>
> WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? flying car
>
> FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: pool
>
> SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON(S) WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: you have
email
>
> WHAT'S IN YOUR CD/TAPE PLAYER RIGHT NOW: backstreet boyz, spice girlz
>
> WOULD YOU JUMP ON A BOMB FOR A FRIEND? all my friends are dead: bomb
"accident"
>
> ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH ANY OF YOUR EX'S? my ex-wife and i are REAL COOL
>
> WHAT ADVICE WOULD YOU GIVE TO A TEENAGER RIGHT NOW? save your money for
the good drugs like smack and blow.
