And it came to pass that jesus X wrote:
>Christopher Jahn wrote:
>> And it came to pass that Fabian Guisset wrote:
>> > I don't mean to sound pessimist, but the last few
>> > messages all concern NS4. What should we do?
>> > Like Alex, reply every time that it is the wrong
>> > newsgroup? (quite irritating and boring). Or ignore the
>> > poster (and risking more spam).
>>
>> Gently direct the miscreant in the proper direction. Or
>> ignore them until Alex or I do so.
>
>I'm currently working on another technology based on overly
>broad patents on impact based organic weaponry (also known as
>punches and slaps) that I've called WebSlap (tm). I'm
>currently looking for the first round of venture capital
>which will enable me to negotiate for a larger second round
>of VC, with which I will actually start to create this
>product. After version 1.0 debuts, and I get a third and
>fourth round of VC, I'll be extending this proprietary
>technology to Usenet. After purchasing an overinflated
>license for the software, you'll be able to send a message to
>the offending poster, and assuming they've received one of
>our free TheBigHand (tm) components (to be available at
>K-Marts, 7-11, and Adult Bookstores everywhere) and hooked it
>up to their USB port, the message will instruct TheBigHand
>(tm) to reach out and Slap (TM and patent pending) them for
>posting here.
>
>And just so this is on topic, right before WebSlap.com goes
>belly up after a highly volatile IPO, I'll release all the
>specs on the net so that an Open Source clone can be created
>to work with the then defunct TheBigHand (tm), and then
>someone will undoubtedly wrap it into a Mozilla Sidebar
>panel.
>
>
Can I configure this to work on top-posters?
;-)
LOL
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}:-) Christopher Jahn
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