Access is not a Database, its a kiddies toy..... You can just as easlily make your reports using crystal reports or any thing else like that if you really want to, or PHP/ASP....
Now, please, for suggesting there is any use what so ever in the world for access, please take your self out back and shoot your self.... before the problem gets any worse.... ----- Original Message ----- From: "Wang Feng" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Michael Haunzwickl" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "'Director General: NEFACOMP'" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Wednesday, October 08, 2003 11:32 AM Subject: Re: printing reports : > So listen guy, this is a big miss understanding: : : NO!!!! : : : > 1.) If you want to have an "easy way tool" for creating your reports - : > use MS Access : : Hey, man, inserting a record is also ealier in Access. => You suggest me to : do everything in Access. You'r bad bad man!!! : : -- Tools are for dummy users, Clever users create tools. -- : : : > 2.) All this things do not have anything to do with the "base" of your : > datas (either you use Oracle, MySQL, Access or whatever) - so that : > means: if you are using oracle, you can still use ACCESS to create some : > reports. : : Unbelievable, haven't seen any smart guy doing so. : : : > 3.) a "dummy users" is not a "fool user" but is a user how is like a : > user is ... "normal, not trained, unexperienced user" ... That doesnt : > mean that he has just shit in his head! : : yeah? a 'dummy user' is 'normal' => not dummy users on this list are NOT : normal? See, you're laughing at me, I can hear that. : : : : > 4.) I didnt talk of you as a dummy user, because as I understand your : > email, you were asking for tool to create reports easily and fast. : : If you understand my email, then Access is the tool you suggest? : : liar. : : : > 5.) I think the only guy in this list, who falls into this : > missunderstanding is you, because nobody contacted me to tell me, not to : > use words like "dummy user" on the list. Maybe thats because they did : > understand what was mentioned about it. : : Of course they do understand the word since you're telling them that. : : Actually, you can use the 'dummy user' word, but you should send the mail to : me secretly :-) , now people know who I am are laughing at me. : : : > 6.) This shouldnt start a discussion of what things are good or bad in : > IT science. So if you like Access, choose access, if you like MySQL : > choose that one, and if you have a lot of money, than choose oracle, : > which is definitly (sorry list) the best and completest database product : > on the market. : : See, now people know that you prefer Oracle to MySQL. Because you're poor : and that's why you HAVE TO pick MySQL. I'm different, I like MySQL. :-) : Although I have $ to spend on Oracle, I still insist on MySQL. :-) : : : : > So guy, before I come up and start giving you words, which i maybe see : > later as a little bit to "unfriendly" ... I will stop this email now. : : I was just joking, no worries. :-) : : : : > My tip for you: TAKE MS ACCESS TO CREATE YOUR REPORTS ... Or ... IF YOU : > WANT TO HAVE A REAL GOOD REPORTING TOOL ... TAKE CRYSTAL REPORT. : : Now seriously, thanks for the advice, but I won't adopt this since I really : want to use something completely free. Access is good for printing, but it : costs $. : : : > Michael : : : i'll have to go to the gym. email you later. BTW, I don't mind people call : me "dummy user" Hope you didn't read my words seriously, they're just jokes. : :-) : : see ya. : : : cheers, : : feng : : : : : : -- : MySQL General Mailing List : For list archives: http://lists.mysql.com/mysql : To unsubscribe: http://lists.mysql.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED] : : -- MySQL General Mailing List For list archives: http://lists.mysql.com/mysql To unsubscribe: http://lists.mysql.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED]
