Sorry about that, those were jokes to entertain you experts. I know you guys work hard everyday, so just made some funs.
Now Stop! :-) cheers, feng ----- Original Message ----- From: "Andy Eastham" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Mysql List" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Wednesday, October 08, 2003 9:29 PM Subject: RE: printing reports > Please take this flame war off list. > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Wang Feng [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Sent: 08 October 2003 11:31 > > To: Michael Haunzwickl; 'Director General: NEFACOMP'; > > [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Subject: Re: printing reports > > Importance: Low > > > > > > > So listen guy, this is a big miss understanding: > > > > NO!!!! > > > > > > > 1.) If you want to have an "easy way tool" for creating your reports - > > > use MS Access > > > > Hey, man, inserting a record is also ealier in Access. => You > > suggest me to > > do everything in Access. You'r bad bad man!!! > > > > -- Tools are for dummy users, Clever users create tools. -- > > > > > > > 2.) All this things do not have anything to do with the "base" of your > > > datas (either you use Oracle, MySQL, Access or whatever) - so that > > > means: if you are using oracle, you can still use ACCESS to create some > > > reports. > > > > Unbelievable, haven't seen any smart guy doing so. > > > > > > > 3.) a "dummy users" is not a "fool user" but is a user how is like a > > > user is ... "normal, not trained, unexperienced user" ... That doesnt > > > mean that he has just shit in his head! > > > > yeah? a 'dummy user' is 'normal' => not dummy users on this list are NOT > > normal? See, you're laughing at me, I can hear that. > > > > > > > > > 4.) I didnt talk of you as a dummy user, because as I understand your > > > email, you were asking for tool to create reports easily and fast. > > > > If you understand my email, then Access is the tool you suggest? > > > > liar. > > > > > > > 5.) I think the only guy in this list, who falls into this > > > missunderstanding is you, because nobody contacted me to tell me, not to > > > use words like "dummy user" on the list. Maybe thats because they did > > > understand what was mentioned about it. > > > > Of course they do understand the word since you're telling them that. > > > > Actually, you can use the 'dummy user' word, but you should send > > the mail to > > me secretly :-) , now people know who I am are laughing at me. > > > > > > > 6.) This shouldnt start a discussion of what things are good or bad in > > > IT science. So if you like Access, choose access, if you like MySQL > > > choose that one, and if you have a lot of money, than choose oracle, > > > which is definitly (sorry list) the best and completest database product > > > on the market. > > > > See, now people know that you prefer Oracle to MySQL. Because you're poor > > and that's why you HAVE TO pick MySQL. I'm different, I like MySQL. :-) > > Although I have $ to spend on Oracle, I still insist on MySQL. :-) > > > > > > > > > So guy, before I come up and start giving you words, which i maybe see > > > later as a little bit to "unfriendly" ... I will stop this email now. > > > > I was just joking, no worries. :-) > > > > > > > > > My tip for you: TAKE MS ACCESS TO CREATE YOUR REPORTS ... Or ... IF YOU > > > WANT TO HAVE A REAL GOOD REPORTING TOOL ... TAKE CRYSTAL REPORT. > > > > Now seriously, thanks for the advice, but I won't adopt this > > since I really > > want to use something completely free. Access is good for printing, but it > > costs $. > > > > > > > Michael > > > > > > > > > > i'll have to go to the gym. email you later. BTW, I don't mind people call > > me "dummy user" Hope you didn't read my words seriously, they're > > just jokes. > > :-) > > > > see ya. > > > > > > cheers, > > > > feng > > > > > > > > > > -- > > MySQL General Mailing List > > For list archives: http://lists.mysql.com/mysql > > To unsubscribe: > http://lists.mysql.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > > -- > MySQL General Mailing List > For list archives: http://lists.mysql.com/mysql > To unsubscribe: http://lists.mysql.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED] -- MySQL General Mailing List For list archives: http://lists.mysql.com/mysql To unsubscribe: http://lists.mysql.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED]
