[FairfieldLife] Re: More Conspiracy Theories
Curtis, That's one fine set of responses. So, get ready Ready? Ready? THANK GOD FOR NAB! If not for Nab, how many fewer great smack-backs would we have had posted here? Think about it. If someone came here with a new user name and tried to be another Nab, why the inauthenticity of the attempt is assured. Only a Nab could be a Nab, and there ain't no other Nabs here but Nab. Shemp, Off -- eat your hearts out. Nab is the king of nabbiness. Edg --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues curtisdeltabl...@... wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, nablusoss1008 no_reply@ wrote: snip Do you want me to take you seriously; I don't know what that might mean in your fantasy world. do you want to know where Lincoln is living today ? He is dead. He isn't living anywhere now. I will not tell hillbillies Ouch! Come one now, poodles are sooo cute and hillbillies aren't ( at least the GUY hillbillies.) Now the chicks at Petticoat Junction and Elly-May Clampett were lookers. like you what neighbourhood Lincoln is living in DC today. Let me guess, someone with an British accent TOLD you this. You could easily become a security-problem. I would ask him to cough up a buck like anyone else walking by me while busking but otherwise I never associate with zombies back from the dead. (After one drink the brain eating always starts.) In fact from all your unstable comments on FFL you are a walking security-relability. Well at least I'm not claiming I know where dead people live after their Thriller video rise from the dead. Many hillbillies are, due to extensive inbreeding. You will kindly leave my parents out of this conversation. You couldn't be more wrong about them. Regarding Maitreya; it's far beyond you ability to comprehend, unfortunately. Well you got that right. Like IF God was coming back to straighten out the mess he created here, why would he let YOU in on it? I find that more incomprehensible than the whole Maitreya nonsense itself. So we can safely leave that issue out as well. And deprive me of your enlightenment? I'm guessing that the first thing God is gunna do when he gets here is round up nasty pieces of work like you. Remember how UN-elitist Jesus was? He was all for the commoner, not people like you. I'm thinking that after a couple of bourbons Maitreya and I will be big buddies and the first bug I'm putting in his ear is to send you and your kind to Calcutta for a lesson in the rest of humanity beneath your upturned nose. But I do wish you well. Obviously. The sincere love came right through the layers of malicious putdowns. Right through. Not gunna help you one bit when I get Maitreya on my side though. Once we start high fiving like old fraternity buddies I'm gunna get him to open a can of old Yaweh cosmic wup ass on you. Those cans must be getting mighty ripe by now.
Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: More Conspiracy Theories
Yet Nab has been outdone by Lon, who was crazy beyond Nabbiness. By contrast Nab is a mere sloppy copy. - Original Message - From: Duveyoung no_re...@yahoogroups.com To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com Sent: Thursday, April 16, 2009 8:32 AM Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: More Conspiracy Theories Curtis, That's one fine set of responses. So, get ready Ready? Ready? THANK GOD FOR NAB! If not for Nab, how many fewer great smack-backs would we have had posted here? Think about it. If someone came here with a new user name and tried to be another Nab, why the inauthenticity of the attempt is assured. Only a Nab could be a Nab, and there ain't no other Nabs here but Nab. Shemp, Off -- eat your hearts out. Nab is the king of nabbiness. Edg --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues curtisdeltabl...@... wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, nablusoss1008 no_reply@ wrote: snip Do you want me to take you seriously; I don't know what that might mean in your fantasy world. do you want to know where Lincoln is living today ? He is dead. He isn't living anywhere now. I will not tell hillbillies Ouch! Come one now, poodles are sooo cute and hillbillies aren't ( at least the GUY hillbillies.) Now the chicks at Petticoat Junction and Elly-May Clampett were lookers. like you what neighbourhood Lincoln is living in DC today. Let me guess, someone with an British accent TOLD you this. You could easily become a security-problem. I would ask him to cough up a buck like anyone else walking by me while busking but otherwise I never associate with zombies back from the dead. (After one drink the brain eating always starts.) In fact from all your unstable comments on FFL you are a walking security-relability. Well at least I'm not claiming I know where dead people live after their Thriller video rise from the dead. Many hillbillies are, due to extensive inbreeding. You will kindly leave my parents out of this conversation. You couldn't be more wrong about them. Regarding Maitreya; it's far beyond you ability to comprehend, unfortunately. Well you got that right. Like IF God was coming back to straighten out the mess he created here, why would he let YOU in on it? I find that more incomprehensible than the whole Maitreya nonsense itself. So we can safely leave that issue out as well. And deprive me of your enlightenment? I'm guessing that the first thing God is gunna do when he gets here is round up nasty pieces of work like you. Remember how UN-elitist Jesus was? He was all for the commoner, not people like you. I'm thinking that after a couple of bourbons Maitreya and I will be big buddies and the first bug I'm putting in his ear is to send you and your kind to Calcutta for a lesson in the rest of humanity beneath your upturned nose. But I do wish you well. Obviously. The sincere love came right through the layers of malicious putdowns. Right through. Not gunna help you one bit when I get Maitreya on my side though. Once we start high fiving like old fraternity buddies I'm gunna get him to open a can of old Yaweh cosmic wup ass on you. Those cans must be getting mighty ripe by now. To subscribe, send a message to: fairfieldlife-subscr...@yahoogroups.com Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!'Yahoo! Groups Links
[FairfieldLife] Re: More Conspiracy Theories
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Richard J. Williams willy...@... wrote: 1. The Maharishi, in a conspiracy with the Joshimutt Ashram cook, poisoned his guru to death, so that he, Mahesh Prasad Varma, could inherit the high chair and the sandals of his teacher, which would enable Mr. Varma to build a word-wide following and get rich, becoming a billionaire, so he could live in Vlodrop, Holland inside an air-conditioned log cabin all by himself. 2. Saddam Hussien, in a conspiracy with Osama bin Laden, planted explosives underneath seven buildings at the World Trade Center, years before 9/11, in order to bring them all down at once; in reality, there were no planes or hijackers, no al Qaeda, no Taliban, and no training camps anywhere in Afghanistan or Iraq or anywhere else in the world. 3. The second person on the grassy knoll at the Texas School Book Depository, was Marina Oswald, who killed Lee Harvey Oswald BEFORE he fired a single shot. Then Marina Oswald was framed by the Warren Commission to make it look like John F. Kennedy was killed, but in fact, Kennedy was never killed and is now working at a Texaco gas station in San Antonio with Elvis Presley as his assistant. 4. TM critics, flummoxed by their inability of actually detonate an exploding TMer head, blame the launching of duds on and the conspiracy theory that Maharishi planted seeds in said heads, capable of only sprouting flowers when under attack, thereby defusing their missiles. Curses! Flowered again!
[FairfieldLife] Re: More Conspiracy Theories
We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses. - Abraham Lincoln --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, raunchydog raunchy...@... wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Richard J. Williams willytex@ wrote: 1. The Maharishi, in a conspiracy with the Joshimutt Ashram cook, poisoned his guru to death, so that he, Mahesh Prasad Varma, could inherit the high chair and the sandals of his teacher, which would enable Mr. Varma to build a word-wide following and get rich, becoming a billionaire, so he could live in Vlodrop, Holland inside an air-conditioned log cabin all by himself. 2. Saddam Hussien, in a conspiracy with Osama bin Laden, planted explosives underneath seven buildings at the World Trade Center, years before 9/11, in order to bring them all down at once; in reality, there were no planes or hijackers, no al Qaeda, no Taliban, and no training camps anywhere in Afghanistan or Iraq or anywhere else in the world. 3. The second person on the grassy knoll at the Texas School Book Depository, was Marina Oswald, who killed Lee Harvey Oswald BEFORE he fired a single shot. Then Marina Oswald was framed by the Warren Commission to make it look like John F. Kennedy was killed, but in fact, Kennedy was never killed and is now working at a Texaco gas station in San Antonio with Elvis Presley as his assistant. 4. TM critics, flummoxed by their inability of actually detonate an exploding TMer head, blame the launching of duds on and the conspiracy theory that Maharishi planted seeds in said heads, capable of only sprouting flowers when under attack, thereby defusing their missiles. Curses! Flowered again!
[FairfieldLife] Re: More Conspiracy Theories
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, enlightened_dawn11 no_re...@... wrote: We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses. - Abraham Lincoln Lincoln has reincarnated in Washington DC and is living there at this very moment. And no, he is not Obama. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ERnT1X9HPwNR=1
[FairfieldLife] Re: More Conspiracy Theories
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, nablusoss1008 no_re...@... wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, enlightened_dawn11 no_reply@ wrote: We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses. - Abraham Lincoln Without a shred of self-awareness: Lincoln has reincarnated in Washington DC and is living there at this very moment. And no, he is not Obama. In his previous post: Amazing and funny; you really believe everything Barry tells you Curtis ! So I'm guessing that the problem is WHO I being accused of believing everything from. What it Barry assumes a British accent and starts claiming that Lord Maitreya is on earth right now, waiting to jump out of whatever closet he is hiding in at any moment when the masters decide to spring him on humanity... Would that be a better version of believing everything someone tells me? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ERnT1X9HPwNR=1
[FairfieldLife] Re: More Conspiracy Theories
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues curtisdeltabl...@... wrote: Would that be a better version of believing everything someone tells me? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ERnT1X9HPwNR=1 Poodle; why do you believe everything someone tells you in the first place ? I'm extremely close to advice you to have a checking, but I will not because I do not want to waste the time of the TM-Teacher.
[FairfieldLife] Re: More Conspiracy Theories
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, nablusoss1008 no_re...@... wrote: snip Poodle; Let's see, smartest dog under Border Collie on the intelligence chart, hypoallergenic, almost made it into the White House if it wasn't for that bitch Portuguese Water Dog, better than hillbilly, OK I'll take that. why do you believe everything someone tells you in the first place ? Yeah, thats MY biggest problem. Now let's get back to how you KNOW where Lincoln reincarnated and how you KNOW all about Lord Maitreya... I'm extremely close to advice you to have a checking, but I will not because I do not want to waste the time of the TM-Teacher. Whao, stinging rebuke! But seriously let's get back to how you KNOW where Lincoln reincarnated and how you KNOW all about Lord Maitreya...
[FairfieldLife] Re: More Conspiracy Theories
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues curtisdeltabl...@... wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, nablusoss1008 no_reply@ wrote: snip Poodle; Let's see, smartest dog under Border Collie on the intelligence chart, hypoallergenic, almost made it into the White House if it wasn't for that bitch Portuguese Water Dog, better than hillbilly, OK I'll take that. why do you believe everything someone tells you in the first place ? Yeah, thats MY biggest problem. Now let's get back to how you KNOW where Lincoln reincarnated and how you KNOW all about Lord Maitreya... I'm extremely close to advice you to have a checking, but I will not because I do not want to waste the time of the TM-Teacher. Whao, stinging rebuke! But seriously let's get back to how you KNOW where Lincoln reincarnated and how you KNOW all about Lord Maitreya... Do you want me to take you seriously; do you want to know where Lincoln is living today ? I will not tell hillbillies like you what neighbourhood Lincoln is living in DC today. You could easily become a security-problem. In fact from all your unstable comments on FFL you are a walking security-relability. Many hillbillies are, due to extensive inbreeding. Regarding Maitreya; it's far beyond you ability to comprehend, unfortunately. So we can safely leave that issue out as well. But I do wish you well.
[FairfieldLife] Re: More Conspiracy Theories
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, nablusoss1008 no_re...@... wrote: snip Do you want me to take you seriously; I don't know what that might mean in your fantasy world. do you want to know where Lincoln is living today ? He is dead. He isn't living anywhere now. I will not tell hillbillies Ouch! Come one now, poodles are sooo cute and hillbillies aren't ( at least the GUY hillbillies.) Now the chicks at Petticoat Junction and Elly-May Clampett were lookers. like you what neighbourhood Lincoln is living in DC today. Let me guess, someone with an British accent TOLD you this. You could easily become a security-problem. I would ask him to cough up a buck like anyone else walking by me while busking but otherwise I never associate with zombies back from the dead. (After one drink the brain eating always starts.) In fact from all your unstable comments on FFL you are a walking security-relability. Well at least I'm not claiming I know where dead people live after their Thriller video rise from the dead. Many hillbillies are, due to extensive inbreeding. You will kindly leave my parents out of this conversation. You couldn't be more wrong about them. Regarding Maitreya; it's far beyond you ability to comprehend, unfortunately. Well you got that right. Like IF God was coming back to straighten out the mess he created here, why would he let YOU in on it? I find that more incomprehensible than the whole Maitreya nonsense itself. So we can safely leave that issue out as well. And deprive me of your enlightenment? I'm guessing that the first thing God is gunna do when he gets here is round up nasty pieces of work like you. Remember how UN-elitist Jesus was? He was all for the commoner, not people like you. I'm thinking that after a couple of bourbons Maitreya and I will be big buddies and the first bug I'm putting in his ear is to send you and your kind to Calcutta for a lesson in the rest of humanity beneath your upturned nose. But I do wish you well. Obviously. The sincere love came right through the layers of malicious putdowns. Right through. Not gunna help you one bit when I get Maitreya on my side though. Once we start high fiving like old fraternity buddies I'm gunna get him to open a can of old Yaweh cosmic wup ass on you. Those cans must be getting mighty ripe by now.
[FairfieldLife] Re: More Conspiracy Theories
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues curtisdeltabl...@... wrote: Did it ever occur to you how utterly and intensely boring you present yourself ?
[FairfieldLife] Re: More Conspiracy Theories
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, nablusoss1008 no_re...@... wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues curtisdeltablues@ wrote: Did it ever occur to you how utterly and intensely boring you present yourself ? No, I have my fans including myself. I am always entertained by what I write. I make my whole living out of not being boring, so you are not going to get much traction out of that angle. Try another one, and lets see if you can hurt my feelings in order to express how spiritual and on a higher level you are to me.
