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--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitu noozg...@... wrote: I knew some young strippers who were at some jyotish workshops. I also knew a lingerie model (who had also worked with California Hardbodies) who was very interested in spiritual things, astrology and ayurveda. OTOH, knowing the drink prices (and minimums) at strip clubs I can't believe you actually hung out at one to write. And the testosterone levels at those places are enough to drive anyone out let alone try to write there. That was the whole point. I was surfing Tantric opposites. I used to do the same thing in Amsterdam, sit in clubs like Yab Yum (a brothel) and write about spiritual subjects. That's just who I am; I get off of the polarity of seemingly opposite energies. As usual :-), I have a Bruce Cockburn line that seems to capture the phenomenon: You see the extremes Of what humans can be In that distance some tension's born Energy surging like a storm You plunge your hand in And draw it back scorched Beneath it's shining like gold But better Rumours of glory It's the Tantric counterpart to the story of Ulysses and the sirens from the Odyssey. His ship had to sail past the island of the sirens, whose song was so enchanting that any sailor who heard it had to follow it and wound up dying as they steered their ships onto the rocks in an attempt to get to the sirens. So Ulysses had his crew's ears stuffed with wax so that they couldn't hear the siren song and then had them tie him to the mast, with ears unplugged, so that he *could* hear it. That's how I am with places like brothels and strip clubs, or was a decade ago, when I had occasion to write in them. I've never been really tempted to get a lap dance or to go upstairs with any of the women; I just enjoy being in an environment in which they are pushing out an energetic siren song to get men to do that, and seeing how it *feels*. Then, in the midst of that vibe, I write about spiritual topics and *other* energies. Go figure. And #2 is actually an old tale that gurus often tell about the prostitute and the yogi. The yogi practiced his meditations across the street from a prostitute and looked down with upon her while she across the street admired the yogi's spiritual practices and devotion. (To cut things short) when death came to both the yogi went to hell and the prostitute went to heaven. :-D That's my theory. For whatever reasons, I really DON'T look down on sex workers. I see in them *humanity*, often more than I see in those who walk by with their noses in the air considering themselves superior to the prostitutes or strippers. As a result, during the time I was consulting there in Detroit, I actually got to know a couple of the strippers. Some of them were burnout cases or druggies, but a few actually *were* only in it for the money. I wound up helping one to edit her Masters thesis in Psychology; she was stripping to earn an advanced degree. She didn't do lap dances and the owners of the place were fine with that because she was a real dancer (having studied ballet), and was the best dancer in the joint. Stripping allowed her to work only 20 hours a week and earn more money than most people on this forum have ever made in a week. She was the one I wrote the story about. I gave her a copy and she liked it a lot, and cited it in her thesis. I taught her to meditate (not TM), as I did several of the prostitutes at Yab Yum. I don't know whether they still meditate or not. TurquoiseB wrote: I won't comment on Edg's rant, except to say that 1) it's a re-run of his projected rant about me being a predator, and 2) I sat in that strip club and managed to see one of those strippers as a deva, a dakini, while Edg saw similar wommen only as worthy of looking down upon with scorn, from his oh-so-much-higher-than-they-were position of moral righteousness. I leave it to those in the FFL audience who can still think to determine which reflects more of spirituality. There are days when a human being makes me feel ashamed of sharing a species with them. This is one of those days.
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Along the lines of this subject I watched The Wrestler last night. Superb movie. Though Milk was very good though not Van Sant's best in my opinion and Sean Penn's portrayal of Harvey Milk excellent it didn't come anywhere near the achievement of Mickey Rourke's portrayal of a down and out aging wrestler and Penn seemed to acknowledge that by acknowledging Rourke in his acceptance at the Oscars. The Wrestler works on many levels and there is a parallel in the character of the wrestler and the character of the aging stripper played by Marisa Tomei. Darren Aronofsky seems to put out great movies in years when cause win awards. I always felt that Ellen Burstyn was robbed of an Oscar for her role in Aronofsky's Requiem for a Dream. Julia Roberts won that year for yet another cause movie Erin Brockavitch. The Wrestler is also a movie that reflects the current times as Rourke's character is symbolic of what many people are facing finding work and surviving in a failing economy. TurquoiseB wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitu noozg...@... wrote: I knew some young strippers who were at some jyotish workshops. I also knew a lingerie model (who had also worked with California Hardbodies) who was very interested in spiritual things, astrology and ayurveda. OTOH, knowing the drink prices (and minimums) at strip clubs I can't believe you actually hung out at one to write. And the testosterone levels at those places are enough to drive anyone out let alone try to write there. That was the whole point. I was surfing Tantric opposites. I used to do the same thing in Amsterdam, sit in clubs like Yab Yum (a brothel) and write about spiritual subjects. That's just who I am; I get off of the polarity of seemingly opposite energies. As usual :-), I have a Bruce Cockburn line that seems to capture the phenomenon: You see the extremes Of what humans can be In that distance some tension's born Energy surging like a storm You plunge your hand in And draw it back scorched Beneath it's shining like gold But better Rumours of glory It's the Tantric counterpart to the story of Ulysses and the sirens from the Odyssey. His ship had to sail past the island of the sirens, whose song was so enchanting that any sailor who heard it had to follow it and wound up dying as they steered their ships onto the rocks in an attempt to get to the sirens. So Ulysses had his crew's ears stuffed with wax so that they couldn't hear the siren song and then had them tie him to the mast, with ears unplugged, so that he *could* hear it. That's how I am with places like brothels and strip clubs, or was a decade ago, when I had occasion to write in them. I've never been really tempted to get a lap dance or to go upstairs with any of the women; I just enjoy being in an environment in which they are pushing out an energetic siren song to get men to do that, and seeing how it *feels*. Then, in the midst of that vibe, I write about spiritual topics and *other* energies. Go figure. And #2 is actually an old tale that gurus often tell about the prostitute and the yogi. The yogi practiced his meditations across the street from a prostitute and looked down with upon her while she across the street admired the yogi's spiritual practices and devotion. (To cut things short) when death came to both the yogi went to hell and the prostitute went to heaven. :-D That's my theory. For whatever reasons, I really DON'T look down on sex workers. I see in them *humanity*, often more than I see in those who walk by with their noses in the air considering themselves superior to the prostitutes or strippers. As a result, during the time I was consulting there in Detroit, I actually got to know a couple of the strippers. Some of them were burnout cases or druggies, but a few actually *were* only in it for the money. I wound up helping one to edit her Masters thesis in Psychology; she was stripping to earn an advanced degree. She didn't do lap dances and the owners of the place were fine with that because she was a real dancer (having studied ballet), and was the best dancer in the joint. Stripping allowed her to work only 20 hours a week and earn more money than most people on this forum have ever made in a week. She was the one I wrote the story about. I gave her a copy and she liked it a lot, and cited it in her thesis. I taught her to meditate (not TM), as I did several of the prostitutes at Yab Yum. I don't know whether they still meditate or not. TurquoiseB wrote: I won't comment on Edg's rant, except to say that 1) it's a re-run of his projected rant about me being a predator, and 2) I sat in that strip club and managed to see one of those strippers as a deva, a dakini, while Edg saw similar wommen only as worthy of looking down upon with scorn, from his oh-so-much-higher-than-they-were
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Interesting rap TurquoiseB and Bhairitu. Thanks. Years ago I lived and worked in Las Vegas for a year. To this day I am still fascinated by the phenomenology of experiencing those intense vibes day after day but remaining mindfully aware and not becoming overshadowed. I was never able to put into words in even a moderately adequate way what it felt like. The Surfing metaphor you touched on is one I always liked, but found the Razor's Edge analogy from the Katha Upanishad and Maugham to be better at evoking the immediate peril always present... ..prolly comes from growing up landlocked in an era before Trac II cartridge blades.:-) I'd enjoy reading that story that you wrote in Detroit but did not include in RoadTrip. Is it available on the Net? --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB no_re...@... wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitu noozguru@ wrote: I knew some young strippers who were at some jyotish workshops. I also knew a lingerie model (who had also worked with California Hardbodies) who was very interested in spiritual things, astrology and ayurveda. OTOH, knowing the drink prices (and minimums) at strip clubs I can't believe you actually hung out at one to write. And the testosterone levels at those places are enough to drive anyone out let alone try to write there. That was the whole point. I was surfing Tantric opposites. I used to do the same thing in Amsterdam, sit in clubs like Yab Yum (a brothel) and write about spiritual subjects. That's just who I am; I get off of the polarity of seemingly opposite energies. As usual :-), I have a Bruce Cockburn line that seems to capture the phenomenon: You see the extremes Of what humans can be In that distance some tension's born Energy surging like a storm You plunge your hand in And draw it back scorched Beneath it's shining like gold But better Rumours of glory It's the Tantric counterpart to the story of Ulysses and the sirens from the Odyssey. His ship had to sail past the island of the sirens, whose song was so enchanting that any sailor who heard it had to follow it and wound up dying as they steered their ships onto the rocks in an attempt to get to the sirens. So Ulysses had his crew's ears stuffed with wax so that they couldn't hear the siren song and then had them tie him to the mast, with ears unplugged, so that he *could* hear it. That's how I am with places like brothels and strip clubs, or was a decade ago, when I had occasion to write in them. I've never been really tempted to get a lap dance or to go upstairs with any of the women; I just enjoy being in an environment in which they are pushing out an energetic siren song to get men to do that, and seeing how it *feels*. Then, in the midst of that vibe, I write about spiritual topics and *other* energies. Go figure. And #2 is actually an old tale that gurus often tell about the prostitute and the yogi. The yogi practiced his meditations across the street from a prostitute and looked down with upon her while she across the street admired the yogi's spiritual practices and devotion. (To cut things short) when death came to both the yogi went to hell and the prostitute went to heaven. :-D That's my theory. For whatever reasons, I really DON'T look down on sex workers. I see in them *humanity*, often more than I see in those who walk by with their noses in the air considering themselves superior to the prostitutes or strippers. As a result, during the time I was consulting there in Detroit, I actually got to know a couple of the strippers. Some of them were burnout cases or druggies, but a few actually *were* only in it for the money. I wound up helping one to edit her Masters thesis in Psychology; she was stripping to earn an advanced degree. She didn't do lap dances and the owners of the place were fine with that because she was a real dancer (having studied ballet), and was the best dancer in the joint. Stripping allowed her to work only 20 hours a week and earn more money than most people on this forum have ever made in a week. She was the one I wrote the story about. I gave her a copy and she liked it a lot, and cited it in her thesis. I taught her to meditate (not TM), as I did several of the prostitutes at Yab Yum. I don't know whether they still meditate or not. TurquoiseB wrote: I won't comment on Edg's rant, except to say that 1) it's a re-run of his projected rant about me being a predator, and 2) I sat in that strip club and managed to see one of those strippers as a deva, a dakini, while Edg saw similar wommen only as worthy of looking down upon with scorn, from his oh-so-much-higher-than-they-were position of moral righteousness. I leave it to those in the FFL audience who can still think to determine which reflects more of spirituality. There are
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--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, satvadude108 no_re...@... wrote: Interesting rap TurquoiseB and Bhairitu. Thanks. Years ago I lived and worked in Las Vegas for a year. To this day I am still fascinated by the phenomenology of experiencing those intense vibes day after day but remaining mindfully aware and not becoming overshadowed. I was never able to put into words in even a moderately adequate way what it felt like. The Surfing metaphor you touched on is one I always liked, but found the Razor's Edge analogy from the Katha Upanishad and Maugham to be better at evoking the immediate peril always present... ..prolly comes from growing up landlocked in an era before Trac II cartridge blades.:-) I'd enjoy reading that story that you wrote in Detroit but did not include in RoadTrip. Is it available on the Net? No, sorry...it is not. The master copy was on a laptop that died, and foolishly without a backup. I'd have to recreate it to allow any- one to read it, and I don't know if I could do that without being there in the room at the time. The razor's edge you speak of is NOT some- thing that appeals to all spiritual seekers. Many actually FEAR things that they have been told are unholy. They avoid such things like the plague, and thus IMO avoid a good education in the extremes of what humans can be. But there are some of us who took the Unity thing literally, and do not see any difference in the the potential for enlightenment between a celibate monk and a stripper in a Las Vegas club. Funnily enough, Buddha didn't see that difference, either. That's one of the reasons I like the dude and his take on spirituality. Forget the koan, Does a dog have Buddha-nature? If you want to see where a person lives, pose them the koan, Does a hooker have Buddha- nature? Their response indicates, IMO, whether or not THEY have the potential of realizing their own Buddha-nature in this incarnation. All I know is that I have had some of my highest experiences in this incarnation in settings and among people that many spiritual seekers would characterize as low vibe. Being able to see in them their higher side has always enlivened that same higher side in me. Or so it seemed, anyway. I have very little tolerance for holier than thou types. Perhaps you can tell. I tend to find their definition of holy to be equivalent to elitist. The spiritual teachers I revere ( and I really *do* still revere some of them ) were the ones who emphasized the debilitating effects of self importance. My experience on the spiritual path for over forty years now has indicated to me that self importance is the greatest trap that any seeker or any group of seekers could ever fall into. And when they not only fall into it but fall into it so far that they *look down* on those who are less important...? Forget the Christian concept of Hell. Anyone who lives in the state of attention that allows them to believe that they are important enough to look down on others because those others live a different lifestyle than they do don't have to wait for the fires of Hell and the tortures of the damned after death. They're already damned here and now. IMO, of course. :-) --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB no_reply@ wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitu noozguru@ wrote: I knew some young strippers who were at some jyotish workshops. I also knew a lingerie model (who had also worked with California Hardbodies) who was very interested in spiritual things, astrology and ayurveda. OTOH, knowing the drink prices (and minimums) at strip clubs I can't believe you actually hung out at one to write. And the testosterone levels at those places are enough to drive anyone out let alone try to write there. That was the whole point. I was surfing Tantric opposites. I used to do the same thing in Amsterdam, sit in clubs like Yab Yum (a brothel) and write about spiritual subjects. That's just who I am; I get off of the polarity of seemingly opposite energies. As usual :-), I have a Bruce Cockburn line that seems to capture the phenomenon: You see the extremes Of what humans can be In that distance some tension's born Energy surging like a storm You plunge your hand in And draw it back scorched Beneath it's shining like gold But better Rumours of glory It's the Tantric counterpart to the story of Ulysses and the sirens from the Odyssey. His ship had to sail past the island of the sirens, whose song was so enchanting that any sailor who heard it had to follow it and wound up dying as they steered their ships onto the rocks in an attempt to get to the sirens. So Ulysses had his crew's ears stuffed with wax so that they couldn't hear the siren song and then had them tie him to the mast, with ears unplugged, so that he *could* hear it. That's how I am with places like
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--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB no_re...@... wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitu noozguru@ wrote: I knew some young strippers who were at some jyotish workshops. I also knew a lingerie model (who had also worked with California Hardbodies) who was very interested in spiritual things, astrology and ayurveda. OTOH, knowing the drink prices (and minimums) at strip clubs I can't believe you actually hung out at one to write. And the testosterone levels at those places are enough to drive anyone out let alone try to write there. That was the whole point. I was surfing Tantric opposites. I used to do the same thing in Amsterdam, sit in clubs like Yab Yum (a brothel) and write about spiritual subjects. That's just who I am; I get off of the polarity of seemingly opposite energies. Good post. But it makes me ponder if and why sex workers (or models) are polar opposites to spiritual junkies. (And i know you said seemingly so you may be thinking similar thoughts.) Beyond the implication that they are opposing forces, another implication is that one is high and one is low. I question both implications or assumptions. Sex worker possibly relive way more stress in the population than TM or Mindfulness -- both physical and emotional. They put a smile on people face. They can be artistic. They are often perhaps more engaged in society -- raising kids, getting degrees, saving to start their own business. On average, they appear to get along better than and have less ego issues than long term TMers. And if the ME does not do what it says -- a huge stretch for most of you I know -- then sex workers are contributing to the world and spiritual dilitantes are simply self indulgent. So you may be right about the opposites thing. Only it may be that sex workers are the positive force. Perhaps you should go into a TM enter and write a short story about strip clubs and brothels. As usual :-), I have a Bruce Cockburn line that seems to capture the phenomenon: You see the extremes Of what humans can be In that distance some tension's born Energy surging like a storm You plunge your hand in And draw it back scorched Beneath it's shining like gold But better Rumours of glory It's the Tantric counterpart to the story of Ulysses and the sirens from the Odyssey. His ship had to sail past the island of the sirens, whose song was so enchanting that any sailor who heard it had to follow it and wound up dying as they steered their ships onto the rocks in an attempt to get to the sirens. So Ulysses had his crew's ears stuffed with wax so that they couldn't hear the siren song and then had them tie him to the mast, with ears unplugged, so that he *could* hear it. That's how I am with places like brothels and strip clubs, or was a decade ago, when I had occasion to write in them. I've never been really tempted to get a lap dance or to go upstairs with any of the women; I just enjoy being in an environment in which they are pushing out an energetic siren song to get men to do that, and seeing how it *feels*. Then, in the midst of that vibe, I write about spiritual topics and *other* energies. Go figure. And #2 is actually an old tale that gurus often tell about the prostitute and the yogi. The yogi practiced his meditations across the street from a prostitute and looked down with upon her while she across the street admired the yogi's spiritual practices and devotion. (To cut things short) when death came to both the yogi went to hell and the prostitute went to heaven. :-D That's my theory. For whatever reasons, I really DON'T look down on sex workers. I see in them *humanity*, often more than I see in those who walk by with their noses in the air considering themselves superior to the prostitutes or strippers. As a result, during the time I was consulting there in Detroit, I actually got to know a couple of the strippers. Some of them were burnout cases or druggies, but a few actually *were* only in it for the money. I wound up helping one to edit her Masters thesis in Psychology; she was stripping to earn an advanced degree. She didn't do lap dances and the owners of the place were fine with that because she was a real dancer (having studied ballet), and was the best dancer in the joint. Stripping allowed her to work only 20 hours a week and earn more money than most people on this forum have ever made in a week. She was the one I wrote the story about. I gave her a copy and she liked it a lot, and cited it in her thesis. I taught her to meditate (not TM), as I did several of the prostitutes at Yab Yum. I don't know whether they still meditate or not. TurquoiseB wrote: I won't comment on Edg's rant, except to say that 1) it's a re-run of his projected rant about me being a predator, and 2) I sat in that strip club and managed to
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--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, grate.swan no_re...@... wrote: Well, I must say you both have some glimpes that are on the right track -- but clearly you are not on the double- secret World Government of the Domain of Consciousness mailing list. Or worse, you have been cut from the list and are now on the list's double-secret probation. Following are key points (that i really should not be sharing -- but its all so blissful!) Scienceofabundance's spoof has obviously brought new life to the senses of humor of folks here, and I for one think that's a Good Thing. Any spiritual or religious movement that cannot make fun of itself is in seriously Deep Shit. 1) Catching up to the Ladies, all men and things manly shall be referred to as Gentlemen. 2) the Towers of Invincibility are monuments to manhood, and will soon be revealed as such. Duh! That's what they've been all along. :-) 3) The Towers shall cater to Gentlemen and their needs -- which of course are synonomous with the needs of Natural Law and which support the entire creation at its most fundamental and blissful level. You just KNOW that if the TMO someday morphed into support for divine concu- bines this is how they'd explain it. That's what makes this so funny. 4) The Towers shall hence force be known as the Invincibility Towers Gentlemen's Clubs. 5) Some of the Divine Devis, particularly the 18 year olds, will serve as divine escorts to the Gentlemen as they enter the club -- and will cater to their total needs ((which of course are synonomous with the most fundamental and powerful needs and will of Natural Law). 6) The Devis, if asked, will perform divine dances for the Gentlemen to fulfill their inner most desires ((which of course are synonomous with the most fundamental and powerful needs and will of Natural Law) OK, this inspires the telling of a story about the telling of a story. Nabby and I Am will be overjoyed at this one, because it will prove in their minds that I am the low-vibe slime they believe me to be. :-) I consulted for a long time in Detroit, fly- ing out of Santa Fe on a Sunday night and flying back on Thursday night. And I discov- ered that the Detroit airport has one of the greatest business ideas I've ever seen. Right across the parking lot from the place where you have to turn in your rental cars is a strip club. This club has video monitors that update you on the status of all departing flights, and offers you a free ride to your terminal when it's time for your flight. So you have a choice -- do you hop on the dirty Hertz van and get driven to the airport and wait there in a terminal with hard plastic chairs and nothing to do, or do you pass the time before your flight at the strip club and then get driven to the terminal in a limo, just in time for your flight? Duh. I spent a lot of time at that strip club, every Thursday evening for some months. I'm not exactly a lap dance kinda guy, so I'd sit at the bar and write, with the perk of naked or near-naked women dancing in the background. Some of the stories I wrote there appear in http://www.ramalila.net/RoadTripMind/index.html, which is a book about studying with a Tantric Buddhist teacher. Seemed an appropriate place to write them. :-) Well, one of the stories I wrote while sitting there, one that did not appear in that book, was...uh...kinda spiritual in a different way. Tibetan Buddhism has a tradition of holy possession, in which a dakini (deva) can walk in to the body of a mortal and take it over for a while. There is even a tradition there of this happening in temples, and of the possessed doing holy dances for the monks. So I wrote a story about such a dakini, thous- ands of years old at this point, who, instead of waking up in the body of a monk or priest- ess in a Tibetan temple, wakes up in the body of a stripper onstage at this club. I had so much fun writing it that I missed my flight and had to take the next one. :-) It was so much FUN trying to imagine such a being suddenly waking up inside the body of a stripper, looking around at the environment, hearing the music, seeing the men sitting around the stage waiting for her to dance, and just *getting it* and giving them the dance of their lives, blasting everyone in the room with major shakti and transforming their lives for- ever. All while stripping. ( What would it matter to a dakini whether someone saw the naked body of a body that wasn't really hers, after all? ) Great fun to write that story. For me, the essence of Tantra -- being able to perceive in a place that many would consider the *opposite* of holy something holy and inspiring. The Nabby's and the I Am's and the other prudes of the TM world can only see that world as holy or deserving of their appreciation if it fits into tiny little boxes that their teach- ers have said are *worthy* of being considered holy. Some of us are not so constricted, and
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--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, scienceofabundance no_re...@... wrote: Thank you, Grate Swan. As I read about your recent conversation with His Excellency, I did indeed feel golden showers of bliss raining down on me. It was a very beautiful experience. I am also going to dry and fade my cloth now. Come on science. Let's keep this conversation family friendly.
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TurquoiseB wrote: Duh. I spent a lot of time at that strip club, every Thursday evening for some months. I'm not exactly a lap dance kinda guy, so I'd sit at the bar and write, with the perk of naked or near-naked women dancing in the background. snip Seemed an appropriate place to write them. :-) Yeah, let's all find a place to write where young women sell their bodies. Next thing we'll hear from Turq is that all the strippers were full adults who had absolute clarity about why they'd chosen to be strippers -- say, a reachable goal of $1500 a day for starters. But, probably to Turq, each girl was some sort of temp and only doing it until she could finish her college degree or whatever, right? Right. A strip club is one of the meanest lowest places -- a whore house with music with thuggish arm-breakers hovering about and ready to fuck you up if you mess with their girls. Talk about a vipers' nest. I had the unique experience of being a full TM True Believer and taken around to dozens of strip bars. While writing a few of my infomercials on location in Miami Beach, I had to endure my boss, famous in his own mind pitchman John Parkin, driving me somewhere, but then suddenly insisting that I had to go to a strip club with him just for a second, and staying there for an hour or two while I sipped a soda and he did shots and paid for lap dances. Hilariously, imagine this: there's me in the club -- a person still doing four hours a day of program, a fucking governor of the age of fucking total unbelievable enlightenment, and yup there's girl after girl right there slapping her ass cheek to show me how firm it was. It was like God Himself had given Satan the right to pull Edg's (Job's?) chain just to see me squirm. And, yeah, I squirmed in shame that I had not the courage to spit in John's face and demand that he respect my religious integrity. So, I was a whore as much as the girls there, see? I remember being overwhelmed with the dark poignancy of that experience. Nowadays, the small salary I was getting would be laughably inadequate to get me to put up with that kind of employment abuse, but then, I needed the money as badly as those girls, and selling out my dogma to keep my bills paid seemed the rationale thing to do. And then there's my nightclub experiences in Asia. It was when I was doing business on the Pacific Rim and virtually all the businessmen insisted that I be dragged to bar after bar after bar while they did mostly booze and girls while talking business here and there with me. The girls were there to encourage all their men to drink a lot, order expensive plates of fruit, etc. The men knew that the woman was theirs for the night if they wanted such. My women couldn't get it. I'd be this vegetarian rich American priest and they just didn't have anything in their playbooks for what to do with me. Nor did my playbook have anything to offer the situation -- I had TM movement, wife and kids back home that were kept in the forefront of my mind, and I was there to do business and if that's the way it was done, then I would act like a Roman, and that was my sole technique for keeping myself off of any slippery slope. And God didn't stop there. He had a prostitute follow me to my room in Taipei, I had just closed my door, when, knock, and BAM there she was pretending she was looking for some guy, but, whoosh, she touched my cheek in a rapid move and said, You look like a nice man. I'm surprised my cheeks didn't burst aflame from the incident -- I was still a priest in my own mind, ya see? Well, I got the door closed and was able to breathe again -- it was like bullets had whizzed over my foxhole. I look back now and pat myself on the head for having weathered those storms. I failed often enough in many other areas, but at least I kept myself from that kind of Gordian Knot. But, yes, many other knots were my bugaboos that ravaged my time as I vainly attempted to unravel them. Edg
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Duveyoung wrote: TurquoiseB wrote: Duh. I spent a lot of time at that strip club, every Thursday evening for some months. I'm not exactly a lap dance kinda guy, so I'd sit at the bar and write, with the perk of naked or near-naked women dancing in the background. snip Seemed an appropriate place to write them. :-) Yeah, let's all find a place to write where young women sell their bodies. Next thing we'll hear from Turq is that all the strippers were full adults who had absolute clarity about why they'd chosen to be strippers -- say, a reachable goal of $1500 a day for starters. But, probably to Turq, each girl was some sort of temp and only doing it until she could finish her college degree or whatever, right? Right. A strip club is one of the meanest lowest places -- a whore house with music with thuggish arm-breakers hovering about and ready to fuck you up if you mess with their girls. Talk about a vipers' nest. I had the unique experience of being a full TM True Believer and taken around to dozens of strip bars. While writing a few of my infomercials on location in Miami Beach, I had to endure my boss, famous in his own mind pitchman John Parkin, driving me somewhere, but then suddenly insisting that I had to go to a strip club with him just for a second, and staying there for an hour or two while I sipped a soda and he did shots and paid for lap dances. Hilariously, imagine this: there's me in the club -- a person still doing four hours a day of program, a fucking governor of the age of fucking total unbelievable enlightenment, and yup there's girl after girl right there slapping her ass cheek to show me how firm it was. It was like God Himself had given Satan the right to pull Edg's (Job's?) chain just to see me squirm. And, yeah, I squirmed in shame that I had not the courage to spit in John's face and demand that he respect my religious integrity. So, I was a whore as much as the girls there, see? I remember being overwhelmed with the dark poignancy of that experience. Nowadays, the small salary I was getting would be laughably inadequate to get me to put up with that kind of employment abuse, but then, I needed the money as badly as those girls, and selling out my dogma to keep my bills paid seemed the rationale thing to do. And then there's my nightclub experiences in Asia. It was when I was doing business on the Pacific Rim and virtually all the businessmen insisted that I be dragged to bar after bar after bar while they did mostly booze and girls while talking business here and there with me. The girls were there to encourage all their men to drink a lot, order expensive plates of fruit, etc. The men knew that the woman was theirs for the night if they wanted such. My women couldn't get it. I'd be this vegetarian rich American priest and they just didn't have anything in their playbooks for what to do with me. Nor did my playbook have anything to offer the situation -- I had TM movement, wife and kids back home that were kept in the forefront of my mind, and I was there to do business and if that's the way it was done, then I would act like a Roman, and that was my sole technique for keeping myself off of any slippery slope. And God didn't stop there. He had a prostitute follow me to my room in Taipei, I had just closed my door, when, knock, and BAM there she was pretending she was looking for some guy, but, whoosh, she touched my cheek in a rapid move and said, You look like a nice man. I'm surprised my cheeks didn't burst aflame from the incident -- I was still a priest in my own mind, ya see? Well, I got the door closed and was able to breathe again -- it was like bullets had whizzed over my foxhole. I look back now and pat myself on the head for having weathered those storms. I failed often enough in many other areas, but at least I kept myself from that kind of Gordian Knot. But, yes, many other knots were my bugaboos that ravaged my time as I vainly attempted to unravel them. Edg Ain't capitalism great! Wow, businessmen dragging you around clubs to see nekkid wimmen. And then I do know of some Governors of the Age of Enlightenment who made regular trips to Thailand and it wasn't to explore Buddhist temples. Maybe it has something to do with living in a repressive society and trying to keep a repressed image of a pseudo-priest. Now if you had been made a tantric, then who would have cared? At least there, ignorance of tantra plays in one's favor. ;-)
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I won't comment on Edg's rant, except to say that 1) it's a re-run of his projected rant about me being a predator, and 2) I sat in that strip club and managed to see one of those strippers as a deva, a dakini, while Edg saw similar wommen only as worthy of looking down upon with scorn, from his oh-so-much-higher-than-they-were position of moral righteousness. I leave it to those in the FFL audience who can still think to determine which reflects more of spirituality. There are days when a human being makes me feel ashamed of sharing a species with them. This is one of those days. --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung no_re...@... wrote: TurquoiseB wrote: Duh. I spent a lot of time at that strip club, every Thursday evening for some months. I'm not exactly a lap dance kinda guy, so I'd sit at the bar and write, with the perk of naked or near-naked women dancing in the background. snip Seemed an appropriate place to write them. :-) Yeah, let's all find a place to write where young women sell their bodies. Next thing we'll hear from Turq is that all the strippers were full adults who had absolute clarity about why they'd chosen to be strippers -- say, a reachable goal of $1500 a day for starters. But, probably to Turq, each girl was some sort of temp and only doing it until she could finish her college degree or whatever, right? Right. A strip club is one of the meanest lowest places -- a whore house with music with thuggish arm-breakers hovering about and ready to fuck you up if you mess with their girls. Talk about a vipers' nest. I had the unique experience of being a full TM True Believer and taken around to dozens of strip bars. While writing a few of my infomercials on location in Miami Beach, I had to endure my boss, famous in his own mind pitchman John Parkin, driving me somewhere, but then suddenly insisting that I had to go to a strip club with him just for a second, and staying there for an hour or two while I sipped a soda and he did shots and paid for lap dances. Hilariously, imagine this: there's me in the club -- a person still doing four hours a day of program, a fucking governor of the age of fucking total unbelievable enlightenment, and yup there's girl after girl right there slapping her ass cheek to show me how firm it was. It was like God Himself had given Satan the right to pull Edg's (Job's?) chain just to see me squirm. And, yeah, I squirmed in shame that I had not the courage to spit in John's face and demand that he respect my religious integrity. So, I was a whore as much as the girls there, see? I remember being overwhelmed with the dark poignancy of that experience. Nowadays, the small salary I was getting would be laughably inadequate to get me to put up with that kind of employment abuse, but then, I needed the money as badly as those girls, and selling out my dogma to keep my bills paid seemed the rationale thing to do. And then there's my nightclub experiences in Asia. It was when I was doing business on the Pacific Rim and virtually all the businessmen insisted that I be dragged to bar after bar after bar while they did mostly booze and girls while talking business here and there with me. The girls were there to encourage all their men to drink a lot, order expensive plates of fruit, etc. The men knew that the woman was theirs for the night if they wanted such. My women couldn't get it. I'd be this vegetarian rich American priest and they just didn't have anything in their playbooks for what to do with me. Nor did my playbook have anything to offer the situation -- I had TM movement, wife and kids back home that were kept in the forefront of my mind, and I was there to do business and if that's the way it was done, then I would act like a Roman, and that was my sole technique for keeping myself off of any slippery slope. And God didn't stop there. He had a prostitute follow me to my room in Taipei, I had just closed my door, when, knock, and BAM there she was pretending she was looking for some guy, but, whoosh, she touched my cheek in a rapid move and said, You look like a nice man. I'm surprised my cheeks didn't burst aflame from the incident -- I was still a priest in my own mind, ya see? Well, I got the door closed and was able to breathe again -- it was like bullets had whizzed over my foxhole. I look back now and pat myself on the head for having weathered those storms. I failed often enough in many other areas, but at least I kept myself from that kind of Gordian Knot. But, yes, many other knots were my bugaboos that ravaged my time as I vainly attempted to unravel them. Edg
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I knew some young strippers who were at some jyotish workshops. I also knew a lingerie model (who had also worked with California Hardbodies) who was very interested in spiritual things, astrology and ayurveda. OTOH, knowing the drink prices (and minimums) at strip clubs I can't believe you actually hung out at one to write. And the testosterone levels at those places are enough to drive anyone out let alone try to write there. And #2 is actually an old tale that gurus often tell about the prostitute and the yogi. The yogi practiced his meditations across the street from a prostitute and looked down with upon her while she across the street admired the yogi's spiritual practices and devotion. (To cut things short) when death came to both the yogi went to hell and the prostitute went to heaven. :-D TurquoiseB wrote: I won't comment on Edg's rant, except to say that 1) it's a re-run of his projected rant about me being a predator, and 2) I sat in that strip club and managed to see one of those strippers as a deva, a dakini, while Edg saw similar wommen only as worthy of looking down upon with scorn, from his oh-so-much-higher-than-they-were position of moral righteousness. I leave it to those in the FFL audience who can still think to determine which reflects more of spirituality. There are days when a human being makes me feel ashamed of sharing a species with them. This is one of those days.
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--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung no_re...@... wrote: TurquoiseB wrote: Duh. I spent a lot of time at that strip club, every Thursday evening for some months. I'm not exactly a lap dance kinda guy, so I'd sit at the bar and write, with the perk of naked or near-naked women dancing in the background. snip Seemed an appropriate place to write them. :-) Yeah, let's all find a place to write where young women sell their bodies. Next thing we'll hear from Turq is that all the strippers were full adults who had absolute clarity about why they'd chosen to be strippers -- say, a reachable goal of $1500 a day for starters. But, probably to Turq, each girl was some sort of temp and only doing it until she could finish her college degree or whatever, right? Right. A strip club is one of the meanest lowest places -- a whore house with music with thuggish arm-breakers hovering about and ready to fuck you up if you mess with their girls. Talk about a vipers' nest. I had the unique experience of being a full TM True Believer and taken around to dozens of strip bars. While writing a few of my infomercials on location in Miami Beach, I had to endure my boss, famous in his own mind pitchman John Parkin, driving me somewhere, but then suddenly insisting that I had to go to a strip club with him just for a second, and staying there for an hour or two while I sipped a soda and he did shots and paid for lap dances. Hilariously, imagine this: there's me in the club -- a person still doing four hours a day of program, a fucking governor of the age of fucking total unbelievable enlightenment, and yup there's girl after girl right there slapping her ass cheek to show me how firm it was. It was like God Himself had given Satan the right to pull Edg's (Job's?) chain just to see me squirm. And, yeah, I squirmed in shame that I had not the courage to spit in John's face and demand that he respect my religious integrity. So, I was a whore as much as the girls there, see? I remember being overwhelmed with the dark poignancy of that experience. Nowadays, the small salary I was getting would be laughably inadequate to get me to put up with that kind of employment abuse, but then, I needed the money as badly as those girls, and selling out my dogma to keep my bills paid seemed the rationale thing to do. And then there's my nightclub experiences in Asia. It was when I was doing business on the Pacific Rim and virtually all the businessmen insisted that I be dragged to bar after bar after bar while they did mostly booze and girls while talking business here and there with me. The girls were there to encourage all their men to drink a lot, order expensive plates of fruit, etc. The men knew that the woman was theirs for the night if they wanted such. My women couldn't get it. I'd be this vegetarian rich American priest and they just didn't have anything in their playbooks for what to do with me. Nor did my playbook have anything to offer the situation -- I had TM movement, wife and kids back home that were kept in the forefront of my mind, and I was there to do business and if that's the way it was done, then I would act like a Roman, and that was my sole technique for keeping myself off of any slippery slope. And God didn't stop there. He had a prostitute follow me to my room in Taipei, I had just closed my door, when, knock, and BAM there she was pretending she was looking for some guy, but, whoosh, she touched my cheek in a rapid move and said, You look like a nice man. I'm surprised my cheeks didn't burst aflame from the incident -- I was still a priest in my own mind, ya see? Well, I got the door closed and was able to breathe again -- it was like bullets had whizzed over my foxhole. I look back now and pat myself on the head for having weathered those storms. I failed often enough in many other areas, but at least I kept myself from that kind of Gordian Knot. But, yes, many other knots were my bugaboos that ravaged my time as I vainly attempted to unravel them. Edg I loves ya Edg. I really do, but this isn't the first time that reading one on your rants brought the old arthritis joke back to mind. A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red lipstick, and he had a half-empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and started reading. A couple of minutes later, he asked the priest, Father, what causes arthritis? Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and contempt for your fellow man. Well, I'll be damned, the drunk muttered. He returned to reading his paper. The priest, thinking about what he said, turned to the man and apologized. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to
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On Apr 23, 2009, at 3:40 PM, satvadude108 wrote: I loves ya Edg. I really do, but this isn't the first time that reading one on your rants brought the old arthritis joke back to mind. A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red lipstick, and he had a half-empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and started reading. A couple of minutes later, he asked the priest, Father, what causes arthritis? Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and contempt for your fellow man. Well, I'll be damned, the drunk muttered. He returned to reading his paper. The priest, thinking about what he said, turned to the man and apologized. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis? I don't have arthritis, Father, but I just read in the paper that the Pope does. LOL...this is classic! If only Edg's rants were half as entertaining... Sal
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On Tue, Apr 21, 2009 at 11:21 PM, scienceofabundance no_re...@yahoogroups.com wrote: Aren't ample breasts the two fullnesses? Mein Got! Weren't any of the guys of FFL besides me breast fed as infants? I swear I've never heard any talk like this about women's breasts in any guy's locker rooms.
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From: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com [mailto:fairfieldl...@yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of I am the eternal Sent: Wednesday, April 22, 2009 9:17 AM To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Ample Breasts On Tue, Apr 21, 2009 at 11:21 PM, scienceofabundance no_re...@yahoogroups.com mailto:no_reply%40yahoogroups.com wrote: Aren't ample breasts the two fullnesses? Mein Got! Weren't any of the guys of FFL besides me breast fed as infants? I swear I've never heard any talk like this about women's breasts in any guy's locker rooms. My mother told me that some doctor had advised her against breast feeding, so she hadn't done it. She started crying while telling me this, as she felt that she was wrongly deprived of a natural experience she had wanted to have. My sisters and I were born by cesarean. Not sure if that was necessary either.
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On Wed, Apr 22, 2009 at 9:52 AM, Rick Archer r...@searchsummit.com wrote: My mother told me that some doctor had advised her against breast feeding, so she hadn't done it. She started crying while telling me this, as she felt that she was wrongly deprived of a natural experience she had wanted to have. My sisters and I were born by cesarean. Not sure if that was necessary either. I was a forceps baby. Next time we meet I'll show you the scars from them. It was a very unique experience which, BTW, I remember (I remember most of my infancy). My mother screamed and the nuns told her about Original Sin. I might have given false information a while back if I said I was born in Middlesex Hospital. Actually, I was born in St. Peter's hospital.
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--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitu noozg...@... wrote: scienceofabundance wrote: Hello everyone. It is good to be back. ScienceOfAbundance Aren't ample breasts the two fullnesses? It was a shock to the rishis who cognized this when they realized it was actually two emptinesses filled with silicone.
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--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, grate.swan no_re...@... wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitu noozguru@ wrote: scienceofabundance wrote: Hello everyone. It is good to be back. ScienceOfAbundance Aren't ample breasts the two fullnesses? It was a shock to the rishis who cognized this when they realized it was actually two emptinesses filled with silicone. And the rishi proclaimed, All of creation is so plastic, man
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I am the eternal wrote: On Tue, Apr 21, 2009 at 11:21 PM, scienceofabundance no_re...@yahoogroups.com wrote: Aren't ample breasts the two fullnesses? Mein Got! Weren't any of the guys of FFL besides me breast fed as infants? I swear I've never heard any talk like this about women's breasts in any guy's locker rooms. Really? It's an old TM teachers joke. Old as in circa 1970's. It usually was accompanied by the observation that Dolly Parton was enlightened.
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On Wed, Apr 22, 2009 at 11:21 AM, Bhairitu noozg...@sbcglobal.net wrote: I am the eternal wrote: Really? It's an old TM teachers joke. Old as in circa 1970's. It usually was accompanied by the observation that Dolly Parton was enlightened. Ah, yes. Dolly Parton. The very famous CW and Gospel music singer. I've listened to interviews she's given. She says that she, like most CW singers/writers, grew up very poor. She says she was so poor that until she was 14 she was flat busted.
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From: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com [mailto:fairfieldl...@yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of I am the eternal Sent: Wednesday, April 22, 2009 11:41 AM To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Ample Breasts On Wed, Apr 22, 2009 at 11:21 AM, Bhairitu noozg...@sbcglobal.net mailto:noozguru%40sbcglobal.net wrote: I am the eternal wrote: Really? It's an old TM teachers joke. Old as in circa 1970's. It usually was accompanied by the observation that Dolly Parton was enlightened. Ah, yes. Dolly Parton. The very famous CW and Gospel music singer. I've listened to interviews she's given. She says that she, like most CW singers/writers, grew up very poor. She says she was so poor that until she was 14 she was flat busted. She also said, It costs a lot to look this cheap. Unfortunately, she continues to get cosmetic surgery, and she's beginning to look a little freakish.
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On Wed, Apr 22, 2009 at 12:02 PM, Rick Archer r...@searchsummit.com wrote: From: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com [mailto:fairfieldl...@yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of I am the eternal Sent: Wednesday, April 22, 2009 11:41 AM To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Ample Breasts On Wed, Apr 22, 2009 at 11:21 AM, Bhairitu noozg...@sbcglobal.net wrote: I am the eternal wrote: Really? It's an old TM teachers joke. Old as in circa 1970's. It usually was accompanied by the observation that Dolly Parton was enlightened. Ah, yes. Dolly Parton. The very famous CW and Gospel music singer. I've listened to interviews she's given. She says that she, like most CW singers/writers, grew up very poor. She says she was so poor that until she was 14 she was flat busted. She also said, It costs a lot to look this cheap. Unfortunately, she continues to get cosmetic surgery, and she's beginning to look a little freakish. Rick, I saw Sally Fields on TV yesterday. In a commercial, as a matter of fact. She was playing with her grandchildren. She looked fresh as a daisy. Then there's Cher and of course the GEICO commercial with Joan Rivers. Am I smiling? I can't feel my face!. I wonder how confused grandkids get when grandma looks younger than their just out of college school teacher. What's wrong with natural, like George Burns, who was ever loyal to Gracie until she died? He said when he was 21 he liked 21 year old women. Well, he still did. One day, late in his 90s, George Burns was having a great time in the restaurant of his favorite hotel in NYC. A 70 year old man in tennis clothing strode across the floor to him and announced I'm 70 years old and every day I play two sets of tennis. George chomped on his cigar for a moment, looked him up and down and told him When I was 70 I had the clap. Now that's natural.
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On Apr 22, 2009, at 12:02 PM, Rick Archer wrote: She also said, It costs a lot to look this cheap. Unfortunately, she continues to get cosmetic surgery, and she's beginning to look a little freakish. A little? She's getting into Michael Jackson territory IMO. Sal
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--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, scienceofabundance no_re...@... wrote: Aren't ample breasts the two fullnesses? Hello Bhairatu. The historic mistake of the intellect has been that ample breasts were two fullnesses. Maharishi's Worldwide Movement has now corrected this error through the experiences of millions of enlightened men in this generation and several hundred scientific research studies completed by independent investigators in leading universities. Today, as Heaven on Earth has been achieved due to the rapidly increasing practice of Maharishi's programs throughout the world, enlightened men are experiencing the bliss of unity in ample breasts - ever-deepening waves of fullness at the level of the point value of life as they joyfully play with the ample breasts on the surface level of life. Science The relative is way underrated.
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--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, scienceofabundance no_re...@... wrote: Aren't ample breasts the two fullnesses? Hello Bhairatu. The historic mistake of the intellect has been that ample breasts were two fullnesses. Maharishi's Worldwide Movement has now corrected this error through the experiences of millions of enlightened men in this generation and several hundred scientific research studies completed by independent investigators in leading universities. Today, as Heaven on Earth has been achieved due to the rapidly increasing practice of Maharishi's programs throughout the world, enlightened men are experiencing the bliss of unity in ample breasts - ever-deepening waves of fullness at the level of the point value of life as they joyfully play with the ample breasts on the surface level of life. Absolutely. Have you ever seen a painting of a statue of a Hindu goddess who didn't have ample breasts? I rest my case. I have heard, in fact, that the TMO is about to announce a new course, supposedly more effective than the TM-siddhis. The new technique will be called Yogic Motorboating. Do not confuse this Vedic- based technique with the more mundane desc- ription of motorboating: The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating 'brrr' sound. Not the same thing at all. Yogic Motorboating is to regular motorboating as the butt-bouncing of Yogic Flying is to...uh...is to... Sorry... I can't really think of any parallel to Yogic Flying in the mundane world...forget I even brought it up. Anyway, the first Yogic Motorboating courses will be offered soon at Maharishi Peace Palaces throughout the world. While the target audience for these courses is of course men -- who are, after all, the only ones who matter in the TM view of spirituality -- exceptions will be made for lesbians and Hillary Clinton supporters, as long as they agree to practice the technique in a different Motorboating Dome than the men. Catch the buzz today. Motorboat your way to true enlightenment. D-cups for D-stressing.
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--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB no_re...@... wrote: I have heard, in fact, that the TMO is about to announce a new course, supposedly more effective than the TM-siddhis. The new technique will be called Yogic Motorboating. Do not confuse this Vedic- based technique with the more mundane desc- ription of motorboating: The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating 'brrr' sound. Not the same thing at all. Yogic Motorboating is to regular motorboating as the butt-bouncing of Yogic Flying is to...uh...is to... Sorry... I can't really think of any parallel to Yogic Flying in the mundane world...forget I even brought it up. Anyway, the first Yogic Motorboating courses will be offered soon at Maharishi Peace Palaces throughout the world. While the target audience for these courses is of course men -- who are, after all, the only ones who matter in the TM view of spirituality -- exceptions will be made for lesbians and Hillary Clinton supporters, as long as they agree to practice the technique in a different Motorboating Dome than the men. Catch the buzz today. Motorboat your way to true enlightenment. D-cups for D-stressing. I don't have time to respond in detail now, but I have some details of this new course and will post them later. Also, I don't want FFL readers to think my posting about this new course is a spoof - it is for real. I will also briefly post some details here of another course that TurquoiseB may not be aware of. As usual, there are some amazing elements to this never-before offered course: There will be a special course for gay men - for obvious reasons, the regular Yogic Motorboating course may put unnecessary strain on the delicate physiology of the gay men who have contributed so much and so stylishly (and so silently)to Maharishi's Global Movement over the past 50 years. While full details are still being worked out, I can write that the gay men's course is tentatively titled Yogic B-Boating (YBB). While the goal of this new course is the same as the Yogic Motorboarding course, the mechanics of practice will be somewhat different. This is all the information I have at the moment. However, on a personal note, I will add that from my experience with regular B-Boating in other organizations, I am very, very excited about the upcoming course. So, those are the main points, and now it is time for many of us to rest before diving deep within and enlivening the silence as we continue to enjoy Maharishi's Heaven on Earth in this generation. Science
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--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, I am the eternal l.shad...@... wrote: On Tue, Apr 21, 2009 at 11:21 PM, scienceofabundance no_re...@yahoogroups.com wrote: Aren't ample breasts the two fullnesses? Mein Got! Weren't any of the guys of FFL besides me breast fed as infants? I swear I've never heard any talk like this about women's breasts in any guy's locker rooms. I agree, this is gross. These fellows are beyond checking. Is FFL now being swamped with the extreme fools from alt.tm, from where the Turq also came ?
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--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Rick Archer r...@... wrote: Mein Got! Weren't any of the guys of FFL besides me breast fed as infants? I swear I've never heard any talk like this about women's breasts in any guy's locker rooms. My mother told me that some doctor had advised her against breast feeding, so she hadn't done it. Thanks for sharing this Rick, explains alot !
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Funny, but I thought you were talking about Vedic Waterboarding. - Original Message - From: TurquoiseB no_re...@yahoogroups.com To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com Sent: Wednesday, April 22, 2009 1:46 AM Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Ample Breasts --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, scienceofabundance no_re...@... wrote: Aren't ample breasts the two fullnesses? Hello Bhairatu. The historic mistake of the intellect has been that ample breasts were two fullnesses. Maharishi's Worldwide Movement has now corrected this error through the experiences of millions of enlightened men in this generation and several hundred scientific research studies completed by independent investigators in leading universities. Today, as Heaven on Earth has been achieved due to the rapidly increasing practice of Maharishi's programs throughout the world, enlightened men are experiencing the bliss of unity in ample breasts - ever-deepening waves of fullness at the level of the point value of life as they joyfully play with the ample breasts on the surface level of life. Absolutely. Have you ever seen a painting of a statue of a Hindu goddess who didn't have ample breasts? I rest my case. I have heard, in fact, that the TMO is about to announce a new course, supposedly more effective than the TM-siddhis. The new technique will be called Yogic Motorboating. Do not confuse this Vedic- based technique with the more mundane desc- ription of motorboating: The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating 'brrr' sound. Not the same thing at all. Yogic Motorboating is to regular motorboating as the butt-bouncing of Yogic Flying is to...uh...is to... Sorry... I can't really think of any parallel to Yogic Flying in the mundane world...forget I even brought it up. Anyway, the first Yogic Motorboating courses will be offered soon at Maharishi Peace Palaces throughout the world. While the target audience for these courses is of course men -- who are, after all, the only ones who matter in the TM view of spirituality -- exceptions will be made for lesbians and Hillary Clinton supporters, as long as they agree to practice the technique in a different Motorboating Dome than the men. Catch the buzz today. Motorboat your way to true enlightenment. D-cups for D-stressing. To subscribe, send a message to: fairfieldlife-subscr...@yahoogroups.com Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!'Yahoo! Groups Links
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I agree, this is gross. These fellows are beyond checking. Is FFL now being swamped with the extreme fools from alt.tm, from where the Turq also came ? I believe Turq first came on your face, before he came here.
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--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Rick Archer r...@... wrote: From: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com [mailto:fairfieldl...@yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of I am the eternal Sent: Wednesday, April 22, 2009 9:17 AM To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Ample Breasts On Tue, Apr 21, 2009 at 11:21 PM, scienceofabundance no_re...@yahoogroups.com mailto:no_reply%40yahoogroups.com wrote: Aren't ample breasts the two fullnesses? Mein Got! Weren't any of the guys of FFL besides me breast fed as infants? I swear I've never heard any talk like this about women's breasts in any guy's locker rooms. My mother told me that some doctor had advised her against breast feeding, so she hadn't done it. She started crying while telling me this, as she felt that she was wrongly deprived of a natural experience she had wanted to have. My sisters and I were born by cesarean. Not sure if that was necessary either. According to Nabby, this would explain why you no longer follow Maharishi.
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--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, scienceofabundance no_re...@... wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB no_reply@ wrote: I have heard, in fact, that the TMO is about to announce a new course, supposedly more effective than the TM-siddhis. The new technique will be called Yogic Motorboating. Do not confuse this Vedic- based technique with the more mundane desc- ription of motorboating: The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating 'brrr' sound. Not the same thing at all. Yogic Motorboating is to regular motorboating as the butt-bouncing of Yogic Flying is to...uh...is to... Sorry... I can't really think of any parallel to Yogic Flying in the mundane world...forget I even brought it up. Anyway, the first Yogic Motorboating courses will be offered soon at Maharishi Peace Palaces throughout the world. While the target audience for these courses is of course men -- who are, after all, the only ones who matter in the TM view of spirituality -- exceptions will be made for lesbians and Hillary Clinton supporters, as long as they agree to practice the technique in a different Motorboating Dome than the men. Catch the buzz today. Motorboat your way to true enlightenment. D-cups for D-stressing. I don't have time to respond in detail now, but I have some details of this new course and will post them later. Also, I don't want FFL readers to think my posting about this new course is a spoof - it is for real. I will also briefly post some details here of another course that TurquoiseB may not be aware of. As usual, there are some amazing elements to this never-before offered course: There will be a special course for gay men - for obvious reasons, the regular Yogic Motorboating course may put unnecessary strain on the delicate physiology of the gay men who have contributed so much and so stylishly (and so silently)to Maharishi's Global Movement over the past 50 years. While full details are still being worked out, I can write that the gay men's course is tentatively titled Yogic B-Boating (YBB). While the goal of this new course is the same as the Yogic Motorboarding course, the mechanics of practice will be somewhat different. This is all the information I have at the moment. However, on a personal note, I will add that from my experience with regular B-Boating in other organizations, I am very, very excited about the upcoming course. So, those are the main points, and now it is time for many of us to rest before diving deep within and enlivening the silence as we continue to enjoy Maharishi's Heaven on Earth in this generation. Science Well, I must say you both have some glimpes that are on the right track -- but clearly you are not on the double-secret World Government of the Domain of Consciousness mailing list. Or worse, you have been cut from the list and are now on the list's double-secret probation. Following are key points (that i really should not be sharing -- but its all so blissful!) 1) Catching up to the Ladies, all men and things manly shall be referred to as Gentlemen. 2) the Towers of Invincibility are monuments to manhood, and will soon be revealed as such. 3) The Towers shall cater to Gentlemen and their needs -- which of course are synonomous with the needs of Natural Law and which support the entire creation at its most fundamental and blissful level. 4) The Towers shall hence force be known as the Invincibility Towers Gentlemen's Clubs. 5) Some of the Divine Devis, particularly the 18 year olds, will serve as divine escorts to the Gentlemen as they enter the club -- and will cater to their total needs ((which of course are synonomous with the most fundamental and powerful needs and will of Natural Law). 6) The Devis, if asked, will perform divine dances for the Gentlemen to fulfill their inner most desires ((which of course are synonomous with the most fundamental and powerful needs and will of Natural Law) 7) As is the custom, Yogic motorboating will be given to Gentlemen who offer dancers the Holy Raam. 8) Further, in the inner sanctums of the temple Towers, dancers shall perform a sort of yogic waterboarding -- in which they induce unto themselves, with the passive assistance of the Gentlemen, a type of joyous gaging reflex. 9) The Rajas, Purusha, and all Gentleman Sidhas are very very excited about the new initiative. Their unending praises come spontaneously. 10) Through the Invincibility Towers Gentlemen's Clubs the true knowledge of life shall be expounded -- and all the world (Gentlemen of course) shall become totally attuned with Natural Law as expressed by the Divine dances and gyrations of the Divine Devi Dancers. 11) The world will live truly in bliss. No suffering. Total Joy.
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--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, grate.swan no_re...@... wrote: --snip-- Well, I must say you both have some glimpes that are on the right track -- but clearly you are not on the double-secret World Government of the Domain of Consciousness mailing list. Or worse, you have been cut from the list and are now on the list's double-secret probation. Following are key points (that i really should not be sharing -- but its all so blissful!) 1) Catching up to the Ladies, all men and things manly shall be referred to as Gentlemen. 2) the Towers of Invincibility are monuments to manhood, and will soon be revealed as such. 3) The Towers shall cater to Gentlemen and their needs -- which of course are synonomous with the needs of Natural Law and which support the entire creation at its most fundamental and blissful level. 4) The Towers shall hence force be known as the Invincibility Towers Gentlemen's Clubs. 5) Some of the Divine Devis, particularly the 18 year olds, will serve as divine escorts to the Gentlemen as they enter the club -- and will cater to their total needs ((which of course are synonomous with the most fundamental and powerful needs and will of Natural Law). 6) The Devis, if asked, will perform divine dances for the Gentlemen to fulfill their inner most desires ((which of course are synonomous with the most fundamental and powerful needs and will of Natural Law) 7) As is the custom, Yogic motorboating will be given to Gentlemen who offer dancers the Holy Raam. 8) Further, in the inner sanctums of the temple Towers, dancers shall perform a sort of yogic waterboarding -- in which they induce unto themselves, with the passive assistance of the Gentlemen, a type of joyous gaging reflex. 9) The Rajas, Purusha, and all Gentleman Sidhas are very very excited about the new initiative. Their unending praises come spontaneously. 10) Through the Invincibility Towers Gentlemen's Clubs the true knowledge of life shall be expounded -- and all the world (Gentlemen of course) shall become totally attuned with Natural Law as expressed by the Divine dances and gyrations of the Divine Devi Dancers. 11) The world will live truly in bliss. No suffering. Total Joy. Thank you, Grate Swan. You certainly must be in the Inner Sanctum with all this information. However, there is some recent information that you may not be aware of. I guess there is no point in us waiting for the official announcement now - I will fill everyone in on the few details that Grate Swan has not mentioned. Three of the above programs have already been initiated in Maharishi Golden Towers of Invincibility. His Majesty Maharaja Adhi Raj Raja Raam has authorized three of the most enlightened leaders of Maharishi's Worldwide Movement to teach these beautiful techniques in three Golden Towers of Invincibility. For now, it would be good to keep their location private and so we do not speculate. The first technique was introduced to us by Turqouise B. and I just need to add some more information. However, the full name of the technique is From Fullness to Fullness: Raising the Ideal Gentleman from Earth to Heaven. Leaders of Maharishi's Worldwide Movement and 108 Divine Devi of the Global Country of World Peace have recently graduated as course leaders for the 3-month Gentlemen's Earth to Heaven program. At this time, only male governors are being accepted into the first course, which will be held following a period of deep rest and transcending by the initial group of 108 course leaders Divine Devi of the Global Country of World Peace. Interested male governors should immediately contact the Gentlemen's Earth to Heaven program by email at rajahage...@ghe.org. [Please note that this course is not being offered to members or recent members of the Maharishi Purusha Program at this time.] I have already mentioned a similar program for gay men, which will now be given the name Ideal Gentleman-Gentleman Earth to Heaven program. While details of this program have not yet been finalized, members of the Maharishi Purusha Progam are invited to apply to participate in training as leaders of this program. Interested members of the Maharishi Purusha Program are invited to email Ideal Gentleman-Gentleman Earth to Heaven program office at ap...@g2g.org The third program in this series can only be taken by long-term male governors who have reported experiences of Brahman Incarnate (BI) or who are curious about Braham Incarnate (BI-Curious) since puberty or since they began Maharishi's Transcendental Meditation technique - whichever came first. Members of Maharishi's Purusha Program who have had BI or BI-Curious feelings or experiences are strongly encouraged to apply. As this is the supreme enlightenment program offered by Maharishi's Worldwide Movement, it is a great joy to announce that His Excellency Dr. Bevan Morris, D.S.C.I. is
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--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, scienceofabundance no_re...@... wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, grate.swan no_reply@ wrote: --snip-- Well, I must say you both have some glimpes that are on the right track -- but clearly you are not on the double-secret World Government of the Domain of Consciousness mailing list. Or worse, you have been cut from the list and are now on the list's double-secret probation. Following are key points (that i really should not be sharing -- but its all so blissful!) 1) Catching up to the Ladies, all men and things manly shall be referred to as Gentlemen. 2) the Towers of Invincibility are monuments to manhood, and will soon be revealed as such. 3) The Towers shall cater to Gentlemen and their needs -- which of course are synonomous with the needs of Natural Law and which support the entire creation at its most fundamental and blissful level. 4) The Towers shall hence force be known as the Invincibility Towers Gentlemen's Clubs. 5) Some of the Divine Devis, particularly the 18 year olds, will serve as divine escorts to the Gentlemen as they enter the club -- and will cater to their total needs ((which of course are synonomous with the most fundamental and powerful needs and will of Natural Law). 6) The Devis, if asked, will perform divine dances for the Gentlemen to fulfill their inner most desires ((which of course are synonomous with the most fundamental and powerful needs and will of Natural Law) 7) As is the custom, Yogic motorboating will be given to Gentlemen who offer dancers the Holy Raam. 8) Further, in the inner sanctums of the temple Towers, dancers shall perform a sort of yogic waterboarding -- in which they induce unto themselves, with the passive assistance of the Gentlemen, a type of joyous gaging reflex. 9) The Rajas, Purusha, and all Gentleman Sidhas are very very excited about the new initiative. Their unending praises come spontaneously. 10) Through the Invincibility Towers Gentlemen's Clubs the true knowledge of life shall be expounded -- and all the world (Gentlemen of course) shall become totally attuned with Natural Law as expressed by the Divine dances and gyrations of the Divine Devi Dancers. 11) The world will live truly in bliss. No suffering. Total Joy. Thank you, Grate Swan. You certainly must be in the Inner Sanctum with all this information. However, there is some recent information that you may not be aware of. I guess there is no point in us waiting for the official announcement now - I will fill everyone in on the few details that Grate Swan has not mentioned. Three of the above programs have already been initiated in Maharishi Golden Towers of Invincibility. His Majesty Maharaja Adhi Raj Raja Raam has authorized three of the most enlightened leaders of Maharishi's Worldwide Movement to teach these beautiful techniques in three Golden Towers of Invincibility. For now, it would be good to keep their location private and so we do not speculate. The first technique was introduced to us by Turqouise B. and I just need to add some more information. However, the full name of the technique is From Fullness to Fullness: Raising the Ideal Gentleman from Earth to Heaven. Leaders of Maharishi's Worldwide Movement and 108 Divine Devi of the Global Country of World Peace have recently graduated as course leaders for the 3-month Gentlemen's Earth to Heaven program. At this time, only male governors are being accepted into the first course, which will be held following a period of deep rest and transcending by the initial group of 108 course leaders Divine Devi of the Global Country of World Peace. Interested male governors should immediately contact the Gentlemen's Earth to Heaven program by email at rajahage...@... [Please note that this course is not being offered to members or recent members of the Maharishi Purusha Program at this time.] I have already mentioned a similar program for gay men, which will now be given the name Ideal Gentleman-Gentleman Earth to Heaven program. While details of this program have not yet been finalized, members of the Maharishi Purusha Progam are invited to apply to participate in training as leaders of this program. Interested members of the Maharishi Purusha Program are invited to email Ideal Gentleman-Gentleman Earth to Heaven program office at ap...@... The third program in this series can only be taken by long-term male governors who have reported experiences of Brahman Incarnate (BI) or who are curious about Braham Incarnate (BI-Curious) since puberty or since they began Maharishi's Transcendental Meditation technique - whichever came first. Members of Maharishi's Purusha Program who have had BI or BI-Curious feelings or experiences are strongly encouraged to apply. As this
[FairfieldLife] Re: Ample Breasts
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, grate.swan no_re...@... wrote: I just spoke with the Prime Minister -- and I think we all know and agree that his words are as powerful and deep as the Ved -- he wants to congratulation you on your most golden and Brahm soaked descriptions of the latest wave of knowledge. He wants to congratulate you both in person, and on the level of the Gap, granting you a new level of Fullness and Satisfaction. A Total One experience. Meanwhile, I have been given the honor of being one of the Judges in the new global TV sensation: World, Domain of Consciousness, Idol, now on DLTV, MOU, UTUBE FFLVideo, And Fox. We have 100,000 screaming, yet dignified, beautiful Ladies 18-22 in 108 Cities across the glove competing to be the next World, Domain of Consciousness, Idol. And the top 1008 Ladies will be the 2009 Divine Devi Dancers featured at a Tower of Invincibility Gentleman's Club near you. So, I am off to dye and fade the cloth. Thank you, Grate Swan. As I read about your recent conversation with His Excellency, I did indeed feel golden showers of bliss raining down on me. It was a very beautiful experience. I am also going to dry and fade my cloth now. With Infinite Blessings of Heaven on Earth for all Men and for all Devi Dancers, Science
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--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, scienceofabundance no_re...@... wrote: Hello everyone. It is good to be back. ScienceOfAbundance So what's the story, dude. Was it a put-on or not? If so, it was a really good one. My compliments.
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Hello Turq. Yes, it was created in the unbounded bliss of the vacuum state (early 80's retro) as infinite correlation reminded me of the Ample Breasts spoof several years regarding the characteristics of King Tony's desired consort. I have been away from the group for about three years and thought I would join again and see what is going on (much of the same:). Based on the responses to my proclamation, my guess is that King Tony never never did get a hold of any ample breasts. He's getting on - he'll need to get to them soon. Hope you're doing well, Science --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB no_re...@... wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, scienceofabundance no_reply@ wrote: Hello everyone. It is good to be back. ScienceOfAbundance So what's the story, dude. Was it a put-on or not? If so, it was a really good one. My compliments.
[FairfieldLife] Re: Ample Breasts
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB no_re...@... wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, scienceofabundance no_reply@ wrote: Hello everyone. It is good to be back. ScienceOfAbundance So what's the story, dude. Was it a put-on or not? If so, it was a really good one. My compliments. Ample Breasts -- a reference to the last great Raja spoof -- and the almost flaming reality disconnects in the current spoof? Its not clear?
[FairfieldLife] Re: Ample Breasts
Aren't ample breasts the two fullnesses? Hello Bhairatu. The historic mistake of the intellect has been that ample breasts were two fullnesses. Maharishi's Worldwide Movement has now corrected this error through the experiences of millions of enlightened men in this generation and several hundred scientific research studies completed by independent investigators in leading universities. Today, as Heaven on Earth has been achieved due to the rapidly increasing practice of Maharishi's programs throughout the world, enlightened men are experiencing the bliss of unity in ample breasts - ever-deepening waves of fullness at the level of the point value of life as they joyfully play with the ample breasts on the surface level of life. Science
[FairfieldLife] Re: Ample Breasts
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB no_re...@... wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, scienceofabundance no_reply@ wrote: Hello everyone. It is good to be back. ScienceOfAbundance So what's the story, dude. Was it a put-on or not? If so, it was a really good one. My compliments. As usual, Turq's interest is 'peaked', can't you see he's driveling for the salacious details about Raja Rams up 'coming' betrothal. P.S. Where is the Queen anyway?
