Re: [newbie] My clock is fast

2003-09-22 Thread Margot
Aron Smith wrote:
On Sun, 2003-09-21 at 17:51, Stephen Kuhn wrote:

On Mon, 2003-09-22 at 07:48, Pete Stean wrote:


Being that time is relative, you might be in a situation where you're
actually travelling faster than light, which would cause time to appear
to slow down. If that is, in fact, the case, then you'll have to
throttle back your space ship so that you're within normal operating
bounds and time will again settle back into it's pace.
Yes, as you pass the speed of light time definitely goes into reverse - 
I cite Star Trek IV - The Voyage Home as proof
Now THAT'S solid proof. End of story.
But then you would have TWO DOCTORS 

I NEED two doctors!


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Re: [newbie] My clock is fast

2003-09-22 Thread Aron Smith
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   I'm my own Grampaw!
 
  Wrot good I was as unwed mother stories too
 
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 wait...they were all the same lady. g** Much earlier about 1960
 
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Re: [newbie] My clock is fast

2003-09-22 Thread Stephen Kuhn
On Mon, 2003-09-22 at 17:52, Margot wrote:
 
 I NEED two doctors!

...or maybe just one doctore with really good hands?

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Re: [newbie] My clock is fast

2003-09-22 Thread Aron Smith
On Mon, 2003-09-22 at 00:52, Margot wrote:
 Aron Smith wrote:
  On Sun, 2003-09-21 at 17:51, Stephen Kuhn wrote:
  
 On Mon, 2003-09-22 at 07:48, Pete Stean wrote:
 
 
 Being that time is relative, you might be in a situation where you're
 actually travelling faster than light, which would cause time to appear
 to slow down. If that is, in fact, the case, then you'll have to
 throttle back your space ship so that you're within normal operating
 bounds and time will again settle back into it's pace.
 
 
 Yes, as you pass the speed of light time definitely goes into reverse - 
 I cite Star Trek IV - The Voyage Home as proof
 
 Now THAT'S solid proof. End of story.
  
  But then you would have TWO DOCTORS 
But of course it takes a Pair O' Docs to doctor a paradox :-))
  
 I NEED two doctors!
 
 
 
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Re: [newbie] My clock is fast

2003-09-22 Thread Margot
Stephen Kuhn wrote:
On Mon, 2003-09-22 at 17:52, Margot wrote:
 

I NEED two doctors!


...or maybe just one doctore with really good hands?

Maybe you have different laws in Oz, but here in the UK you need 2 
doctors to certify that you are insaneanyway, it would take at least 
4 hands to hold me down

Margot


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Re: [newbie] My clock is fast

2003-09-22 Thread Stephen Kuhn
On Mon, 2003-09-22 at 19:15, Margot wrote:

 Maybe you have different laws in Oz, but here in the UK you need 2 
 doctors to certify that you are insaneanyway, it would take at least 
 4 hands to hold me down
 
 Margot

I shan't venture into the kink tonight - just changed my undies last
month and I want to make'em last one more...

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Re: [newbie] My clock is fast

2003-09-21 Thread Aron Smith
On Sun, 2003-09-21 at 17:51, Stephen Kuhn wrote:
 On Mon, 2003-09-22 at 07:48, Pete Stean wrote:
 
  Being that time is relative, you might be in a situation where you're
  actually travelling faster than light, which would cause time to appear
  to slow down. If that is, in fact, the case, then you'll have to
  throttle back your space ship so that you're within normal operating
  bounds and time will again settle back into it's pace.
  
  Yes, as you pass the speed of light time definitely goes into reverse - 
  I cite Star Trek IV - The Voyage Home as proof
 
 Now THAT'S solid proof. End of story.
But then you would have TWO DOCTORS 
 
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Re: [newbie] My clock is fast

2003-09-21 Thread Charlie M.
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I'm my own Grampaw!

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Re: [newbie] My clock is fast

2003-09-21 Thread Aron Smith
On Sun, 2003-09-21 at 20:13, Charlie M. wrote:
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 September 21, 2003 06:37 pm, Aron Smith wrote:
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  But then you would have TWO DOCTORS
 
 I'm my own Grampaw!
Wrot good I was as unwed mother stories too
 
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Re: [newbie] My clock is fast

2003-09-21 Thread Charlie M.
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September 21, 2003 08:23 pm, Aron Smith wrote:
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  September 21, 2003 06:37 pm, Aron Smith wrote:
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   But then you would have TWO DOCTORS
 
  I'm my own Grampaw!

 Wrot good I was as unwed mother stories too

R.A.H or his alter ego Jubal Harshaw? Or was it Richard Onefoot? LMAO

I still want to bump into Maureen. Or Gillian. Or Friday. Or Deety. Oh 
wait...they were all the same lady. g

C.
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[newbie] My clock is fast

2003-09-19 Thread Margot
My clock is set to the right timezone (London), and shows roughly the 
right time, but I have to remember to reset it once a week because it 
gains around 10 minutes a week.

It is annoying, because I look at the clock on the screen, get the 
approximate time, then have to get up from my desk and go across the 
room to find out what the exact time is - I've moved the furniture so I 
can't see another clock from here!

Is there some way of adjusting the clock so it stays right? Or do I have 
to use the workaround and remember to wear my watch?

Margot


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Re: [newbie] My clock is fast

2003-09-19 Thread Stephen Kuhn
On Fri, 2003-09-19 at 17:13, Margot wrote:
 My clock is set to the right timezone (London), and shows roughly the 
 right time, but I have to remember to reset it once a week because it 
 gains around 10 minutes a week.
 
 It is annoying, because I look at the clock on the screen, get the 
 approximate time, then have to get up from my desk and go across the 
 room to find out what the exact time is - I've moved the furniture so I 
 can't see another clock from here!
 
 Is there some way of adjusting the clock so it stays right? Or do I have 
 to use the workaround and remember to wear my watch?
 
 Margot

Being that time is relative, you might be in a situation where you're
actually travelling faster than light, which would cause time to appear
to slow down. If that is, in fact, the case, then you'll have to
throttle back your space ship so that you're within normal operating
bounds and time will again settle back into it's pace.

OTOH, you could setup your box to retrieve normal earth bound time from
an NTP server and hence have the correct relative time all the time...

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Re: [newbie] My clock is fast

2003-09-19 Thread Derek Jennings
On Friday 19 Sep 2003 8:13 am, Margot wrote:
 My clock is set to the right timezone (London), and shows roughly the
 right time, but I have to remember to reset it once a week because it
 gains around 10 minutes a week.

 It is annoying, because I look at the clock on the screen, get the
 approximate time, then have to get up from my desk and go across the
 room to find out what the exact time is - I've moved the furniture so I
 can't see another clock from here!

 Is there some way of adjusting the clock so it stays right? Or do I have
 to use the workaround and remember to wear my watch?

 Margot


Install the ntp package
In /etc/ntp/step-tickers  put in the name of 1 or more public time servers 
such as
ntp2a.mcc.ac.uk
salmon.maths.tcd.ie

Make sure the ntpd service is set to run at boot.

That will calibrate your clock to an atomic clock every time you boot.
If you run 24/7 you might want continuous adjustment as well. To do that edit
/etc/ntp.conf to include the lines

server ntp2a.mcc.ac.uk# Manchester University
server salmon.maths.tcd.ie # Trinity College Dublin

You can check the operation of ntp with ntptime and ntptrace
Note :ntp will take 15 minutes before it starts working, and will *slowly* 
pull your clock into line with the public servers.
You can find a list of public servers here
http://www.eecis.udel.edu/~mills/ntp/servers.html

HTH

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Re: [newbie] My clock is fast

2003-09-19 Thread Bryan Phinney
On Friday 19 September 2003 03:13 am, Margot wrote:
 My clock is set to the right timezone (London), and shows roughly the
 right time, but I have to remember to reset it once a week because it
 gains around 10 minutes a week.

 It is annoying, because I look at the clock on the screen, get the
 approximate time, then have to get up from my desk and go across the
 room to find out what the exact time is - I've moved the furniture so I
 can't see another clock from here!

 Is there some way of adjusting the clock so it stays right? Or do I have
 to use the workaround and remember to wear my watch?

If you install the ntpd daemon and set it to a good source, it should 
automatically set your computer clock to atomic clock time so that it is 
always right.  Then you can set your watch by your computer clock instead of 
the other way around.

Just pull up the package manager and search for ntp.  Once you get it 
installed, you need to find a public time server to bounce the connection off 
of to get the right time.

Try to get one in the same timezone as you, it just works better.

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Re: [newbie] My clock is fast

2003-09-19 Thread Max . Benitz

Sorry Margot, I can't help you, but I suffered from a similar problem (my
laptop would gradually lose about 10 minutes a week) under Win95, Win98 
WinMe, and it bugged me pretty serious, but I just installed a
clock-syncher and figured it was a problem with the laptop's motherboard.

But since installing M9.1 a couple of weeks ago, my laptop clock has been
spot-on accurate!

Good luck,
Max





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My clock is set to the right timezone (London), and shows roughly the
right time, but I have to remember to reset it once a week because it
gains around 10 minutes a week.

It is annoying, because I look at the clock on the screen, get the
approximate time, then have to get up from my desk and go across the
room to find out what the exact time is - I've moved the furniture so I
can't see another clock from here!

Is there some way of adjusting the clock so it stays right? Or do I have
to use the workaround and remember to wear my watch?

Margot



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Re: [newbie] My clock is fast

2003-09-19 Thread Max . Benitz


In the special relativistic frame of reference you describe time would
appear to slow as you *approach* the speed of light.  Exceeding it would
not be necessary and, iirc, time would seem to reverse if you somehow did
manage to do it.  Doesn't much matter since there's all sorts of asymptotic
behavior as you approach that value, infinite energy requirements, infinite
size results, etc.  (Which is why most modern SF doesn't bother with
lightspeeds and instead folds space, creates additional dimensions or
hyperspaces, of simply has things move from hither to yon without
explanation.)

=-=-=



Being that time is relative, you might be in a situation where you're
actually travelling faster than light, which would cause time to appear
to slow down. If that is, in fact, the case, then you'll have to
throttle back your space ship so that you're within normal operating
bounds and time will again settle back into it's pace.




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Re: [newbie] My clock is fast

2003-09-19 Thread Stephen Kuhn
On Sat, 2003-09-20 at 00:16, Margot wrote:

 Tried this... ended up two days ago... something wrong somewhere... 
 should I retry as root? Or just cut down on the drugs?
 
 Margot

A root is always good to retry.
Don't cut down on the drugs. Reality can't keep up.

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Re: [newbie] My clock is fast

2003-09-19 Thread Stephen Kuhn
On Sat, 2003-09-20 at 02:49, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 Sorry Margot, I can't help you, but I suffered from a similar problem (my
 laptop would gradually lose about 10 minutes a week) under Win95, Win98 
 WinMe, and it bugged me pretty serious, but I just installed a
 clock-syncher and figured it was a problem with the laptop's motherboard.
 
 But since installing M9.1 a couple of weeks ago, my laptop clock has been
 spot-on accurate!
 
 Good luck,
 Max

We've been trying to talk Margot into installing linux for quite some
time...she's still stuck on Windows...

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Re: [newbie] My clock is fast

2003-09-19 Thread Stephen Kuhn
On Sat, 2003-09-20 at 03:01, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 In the special relativistic frame of reference you describe time would
 appear to slow as you *approach* the speed of light.  Exceeding it would
 not be necessary and, iirc, time would seem to reverse if you somehow did
 manage to do it.  Doesn't much matter since there's all sorts of asymptotic
 behavior as you approach that value, infinite energy requirements, infinite
 size results, etc.  (Which is why most modern SF doesn't bother with
 lightspeeds and instead folds space, creates additional dimensions or
 hyperspaces, of simply has things move from hither to yon without
 explanation.)

Maybe this is an instance where a particular fold in the time/space
continuum has passed through Margot's habitat and caused her such
disruptions in what she would otherwise know as normal time?

Either that or too much grog...

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