Re: [newbie] any question
On Thu, 3 Mar 2005 23:57:13 -0800 Aron Smith [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: On Thursday 03 March 2005 09:40 pm, Aidan Holmes wrote: Which brings up the question on every perverts mind - I wonder if someone is building an XXX-rated distro of Linux yet? LinuXXX? Sinux? Hmmm. porno on linuxall the filth you want for your eyes, but none for your hard drive (virus's, ad/spy/malware). I hope Micro$oft doesn't hear about this, they might spread rumours that because linux doesn't support adware it therefore encourages browsing for porn. M$ has referred to Linux as a cancer before, might it now be 'the cancer that causes the moral decline of society'? ;) What ever you call it...it's gotta have joystick support That would be Handrakelinux -- Chuck MATTSEN / mattsen at arvig dot net / Mahnomen, MN, USA RLU #346519 / Mandrakelinux 10.2-Cooker / 2.6.10-1.mm.18mdk MT Lookup: http://eot.com/~mattsen/mtsearch.htm Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com Join the Club : http://www.mandrakeclub.com
Re: [newbie] any question
Mr. Geek wrote: Chuck MATTSEN wrote: On Thu, 03 Mar 2005 23:20:28 -0500 Mr. Geek [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Which brings up the question on every perverts mind - I wonder if someone is building an XXX-rated distro of Linux yet? LinuXXX? Hmmm - That could work! We could even add videos of Pamela Anderson, and, Ah, No, everyone's seen those. Sinux? This one wouldn't work well. Some Microsoft geek would turn it into S-UX or something. Either that or they'd confuse it with a cold remedy. I like your first one better. A linux distro that is also a cold remedy? I'd actually be prepared to *pay* for one of those! (Now, where did I put that box of tissues? Sneeze) -- Regards Margot *-*-*-* Sent using Thunderbird on a 100% Microsoft-Free Computer Registered Linux User 307617 http://counter.li.org Mandrakelinux release 10.1 (Community) for i586 kernel 2.6.8.1-24mdk ~~~ The truth about a woman often lasts longer than the woman is true. ~~~ Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com Join the Club : http://www.mandrakeclub.com
RE: [newbie] any question
All thanks for you JoeHILL. But I'm not lookig for porn solutions. I'm looking for answer to my question. You're alone, who didn't write answer about GPRS modem. Do yuo know what is it. Where are you from? Are you from cave??? -Original Message- From: JoeHill [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, March 04, 2005 1:19 AM To: newbie@linux-mandrake.com Subject: Re: [newbie] any question On Thu, 3 Mar 2005 15:34:55 +0100 Stefan Tulak disseminated the following: I've installed mandrakelinux for one month and I'm very pleasured. Shite, I never got that kinda stimulation out of it. -- JoeHill / RLU #282046 / www.freeyourmachine.org 19:17:24 up 10 days, 21:20, 10 users, load average: 0.15, 0.08, 0.02 +++ Some may never live, but the crazy never die. -- Hunter S. Thompson Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com Join the Club : http://www.mandrakeclub.com
Re: [newbie] any question
On Friday 04 March 2005 03:30 am, Chuck MATTSEN wrote: On Thu, 3 Mar 2005 23:57:13 -0800 Aron Smith [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: On Thursday 03 March 2005 09:40 pm, Aidan Holmes wrote: Which brings up the question on every perverts mind - I wonder if someone is building an XXX-rated distro of Linux yet? LinuXXX? Sinux? Hmmm. porno on linuxall the filth you want for your eyes, but none for your hard drive (virus's, ad/spy/malware). I hope Micro$oft doesn't hear about this, they might spread rumours that because linux doesn't support adware it therefore encourages browsing for porn. M$ has referred to Linux as a cancer before, might it now be 'the cancer that causes the moral decline of society'? ;) What ever you call it...it's gotta have joystick support That would be Handrakelinux sorry but the name 'dirty ole man-drake linux' has been in use since 7.2 mandrake... we even have a special 'les' version, but it requires _proof_ of orientation before downloads are allowed. information available on the OT list,,, as this is not a mandrakesoft inc. product, only using mandrake linux as a base... -- linux counter #167806 (http://counter.li.org/) website=http://ed-tharp.kicks-ass.org; Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com Join the Club : http://www.mandrakeclub.com
Re: [newbie] any question
On Fri, 2005-03-04 at 02:33, Aron Smith wrote: On Thursday 03 March 2005 04:18 pm, JoeHill wrote: On Thu, 3 Mar 2005 15:34:55 +0100 Stefan Tulak disseminated the following: I've installed mandrakelinux for one month and I'm very pleasured. Shite, I never got that kinda stimulation out of it. must be 10.1 interactive p0rn edition ;-) __ How long ago was it they took the pr0n off cd4? Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com Join the Club : http://www.mandrakeclub.com
Re: [newbie] any question
Kaj Haulrich wrote: On Friday 04 March 2005 01:18, JoeHill wrote: On Thu, 3 Mar 2005 15:34:55 +0100 Stefan Tulak disseminated the following: I've installed mandrakelinux for one month and I'm very pleasured. Shite, I never got that kinda stimulation out of it. Very funny comment indeed, Joe :-( I Know it may come as an incomprehensible shock to most Americans here, but not everyone living on this tiny planet received the divine blessing of being brought up in the English/US/Redneck tongue. Of course that's a big mistake by the Lord. I'll admit that for sure. And I can't for the sake of me understand why he didn't let Mr. Gutenberg print the Bible in English rather than in Latin/Greek/Hebrew/Whatever ??? Well look at the fix Luther got himself into with 'The Church' when he tried to get the Bible printed in German. That aside, I feel ashamed when a non-rap-redneck-speaking newcomer (NRRSN for the Americans) to this list formulates his joy of becoming a member of the free community, and he is received by ridiculing comments about misspelling and mis-syntaxing. A few years ago this list was friendlier. Sorry for my bad English.. Kaj Haulrich. Well said Kaj. Just what I was also thinking, an I also believe Stefan is owed an apology. BTW, your English is more better than most of us English/US/Redneck's ;) -- Tom BrinkmanCorpus Christi, Texas Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com Join the Club : http://www.mandrakeclub.com
Re: [newbie] any question
et wrote: On Friday 04 March 2005 03:30 am, Chuck MATTSEN wrote: On Thu, 3 Mar 2005 23:57:13 -0800 Aron Smith [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: On Thursday 03 March 2005 09:40 pm, Aidan Holmes wrote: Which brings up the question on every perverts mind - I wonder if someone is building an XXX-rated distro of Linux yet? LinuXXX? Sinux? Hmmm. porno on linuxall the filth you want for your eyes, but none for your hard drive (virus's, ad/spy/malware). I hope Micro$oft doesn't hear about this, they might spread rumours that because linux doesn't support adware it therefore encourages browsing for porn. M$ has referred to Linux as a cancer before, might it now be 'the cancer that causes the moral decline of society'? ;) What ever you call it...it's gotta have joystick support That would be Handrakelinux Bl. If you get my point. SigmaX -- Registered Linux Freak #: 366,862 If you think of MS-DOS as mono, and Windows as stereo, then Linux is Dolby Pro-Logic Surround Sound with Bass Boost and all the music is free. Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com Join the Club : http://www.mandrakeclub.com
Re: [newbie] any question
Il ven, 2005-03-04 alle 00:42, frengoGorgia ha scritto: Il gio, 2005-03-03 alle 15:34, Stefan Tulak ha scritto: Ive installed mandrakelinux for one month and Im very pleasured. Ive got mobilphone with GPRS and I dont know how to join it with PC, because software for my phone is made for windows. Can you help me and tell me, how to do it? Or can you tell me what program can run windows applications? Linux(and windows) side programs : Gnokii http://www.gnokii.org/ http://urtica.linuxnews.pl/~pkot/gnokii/gnokii.html http://lists.gnu.org/archive/html/gnokii-users/2005-02/threads.html http://rpm.pbone.net/index.php3/stat/4/idpl/1694378/com/gnokii-0.6.4-4mdk.i586.rpm.html http://rpm.pbone.net/index.php3/stat/4/idpl/1694379/com/gnokii-xgnokii-0.6.4-4mdk.i586.rpm.html http://rpm.pbone.net/index.php3/stat/4/idpl/1665963/com/multisync-gnokii-0.82.20041130-4mdk.i586.rpm.html Wammu-Gammu http://www.mwiacek.com/gsm/soft/gammu.html http://www.cihar.com/gammu/wammu/ http://mobile.newsforge.com/article.pl?sid=05/02/18/2052226from=rss http://rpm.pbone.net/index.php3/stat/4/idpl/1499941/com/gammu-0.99.0-1mdk.i586.rpm.html http://rpm.pbone.net/index.php3/stat/4/idpl/1570750/com/wammu-0.8-3mdk.noarch.rpm.html http://rpm.pbone.net/index.php3/stat/4/idpl/1492535/com/python-gammu-0.6-1mdk.i586.rpm.html http://rpm.pbone.net/index.php3/stat/4/idpl/1692182/com/wxPythonGTK-2.5.3.1-2mdk.i586.rpm.html kmobiletools http://rpm.pbone.net/index.php3/stat/4/idpl/1657604/com/kmobiletools-0.4.2-alt1.i586.rpm.html gnome-phone-manager : http://rpm.pbone.net/index.php3/stat/4/idpl/1522097/com/gnome-phone-manager-0.4-3mdk.i586.rpm.html add too GPRS EASY_CONNECT http://www.easyconnect.linuxuser.hu/modules.php?name=index Linux With Laptops, Notebooks, PDAs and Mobile Cell Phones http://www.tuxmobile.com/ Getting On-line Anywhere with Bluetooth and GPRS http://www.linuxjournal.com/article/7525 Linux + GPRS http://kotinetti.suomi.net/mcfrisk/linux_gprs.html Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com Join the Club : http://www.mandrakeclub.com
Re: [newbie] any question
You could try Wine. Your software might not be listed as supported, but that doesn't always mean that it won't work. On Thu, 3 Mar 2005 15:34:55 +0100, Stefan Tulak [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I've installed mandrakelinux for one month and I'm very pleasured. I think, this is very good operating system. But, I have small problem. I've got mobilphone with GPRS and I don't know how to join it with PC, because software for my phone is made for windows. Can you help me and tell me, how to do it? Or can you tell me what program can run windows applications? -- Christopher Taylor If this message is sent to a mailing list pleasse 'Reply to List' or re-write the To field. This will save on a lot of duplicate emails going out. Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com Join the Club : http://www.mandrakeclub.com
Re: [newbie] any question
On Thu, 3 Mar 2005 15:34:55 +0100 Stefan Tulak [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I've installed mandrakelinux for one month and I'm very pleasured. ^^ Now /there's/ a thread for the Off-Topic list if I've ever seen one. Do you own any goats? -- Chuck MATTSEN / mattsen at arvig dot net / Mahnomen, MN, USA RLU #346519 / Mandrakelinux 10.2-Cooker / 2.6.10-1.mm.18mdk MT Lookup: http://eot.com/~mattsen/mtsearch.htm Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com Join the Club : http://www.mandrakeclub.com
Re: [newbie] any question
Chuck MATTSEN wrote: On Thu, 3 Mar 2005 15:34:55 +0100 Stefan Tulak [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I've installed mandrakelinux for one month and I'm very pleasured. ^^ Now /there's/ a thread for the Off-Topic list if I've ever seen one. Do you own any goats? You don't actually have to *own* goats to join the OT list, but it helps if you enjoy their company ;-) -- Regards Margot *-*-*-* Sent using Thunderbird on a 100% Microsoft-Free Computer Registered Linux User 307617 http://counter.li.org Mandrakelinux release 10.1 (Community) for i586 kernel 2.6.8.1-24mdk ~~~ What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature. - Voltaire ~~~ Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com Join the Club : http://www.mandrakeclub.com
Re: [newbie] any question
On Thursday 03 March 2005 09:34 am, Stefan Tulak wrote: I've installed mandrakelinux for one month and I'm very pleasured. I think, this is very good operating system. But, I have small problem. I've got mobilphone with GPRS and I don't know how to join it with PC, because software for my phone is made for windows. Can you help me and tell me, how to do it? Or can you tell me what program can run windows applications? depends on the protocol used... is it bluethooth? urpmq --fuzzy blue bluefish bluez-bluefw bluez-hcidump bluez-hciemu bluez-pin bluez-utils bluez-utils-cups gnome-bluephone gnome-bluetooth kdebluetooth kdebluetooth-devel libbluez1 libbluez1-devel multisync-irmc_bluetooth maybe one of those are what you need? -- linux counter #167806 (http://counter.li.org/) website=http://ed-tharp.kicks-ass.org; Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com Join the Club : http://www.mandrakeclub.com
Re: [newbie] any question
Il gio, 2005-03-03 alle 15:34, Stefan Tulak ha scritto: Ive installed mandrakelinux for one month and Im very pleasured. Ive got mobilphone with GPRS and I dont know how to join it with PC, because software for my phone is made for windows. Can you help me and tell me, how to do it? Or can you tell me what program can run windows applications? Linux(and windows) side programs : Gnokii http://www.gnokii.org/ http://urtica.linuxnews.pl/~pkot/gnokii/gnokii.html http://lists.gnu.org/archive/html/gnokii-users/2005-02/threads.html http://rpm.pbone.net/index.php3/stat/4/idpl/1694378/com/gnokii-0.6.4-4mdk.i586.rpm.html http://rpm.pbone.net/index.php3/stat/4/idpl/1694379/com/gnokii-xgnokii-0.6.4-4mdk.i586.rpm.html http://rpm.pbone.net/index.php3/stat/4/idpl/1665963/com/multisync-gnokii-0.82.20041130-4mdk.i586.rpm.html Wammu-Gammu http://www.mwiacek.com/gsm/soft/gammu.html http://www.cihar.com/gammu/wammu/ http://mobile.newsforge.com/article.pl?sid=05/02/18/2052226from=rss http://rpm.pbone.net/index.php3/stat/4/idpl/1499941/com/gammu-0.99.0-1mdk.i586.rpm.html http://rpm.pbone.net/index.php3/stat/4/idpl/1570750/com/wammu-0.8-3mdk.noarch.rpm.html http://rpm.pbone.net/index.php3/stat/4/idpl/1492535/com/python-gammu-0.6-1mdk.i586.rpm.html http://rpm.pbone.net/index.php3/stat/4/idpl/1692182/com/wxPythonGTK-2.5.3.1-2mdk.i586.rpm.html kmobiletools http://rpm.pbone.net/index.php3/stat/4/idpl/1657604/com/kmobiletools-0.4.2-alt1.i586.rpm.html gnome-phone-manager : http://rpm.pbone.net/index.php3/stat/4/idpl/1522097/com/gnome-phone-manager-0.4-3mdk.i586.rpm.html Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com Join the Club : http://www.mandrakeclub.com
Re: [newbie] any question
On Thu, 3 Mar 2005 15:34:55 +0100 Stefan Tulak disseminated the following: I've installed mandrakelinux for one month and I'm very pleasured. Shite, I never got that kinda stimulation out of it. -- JoeHill / RLU #282046 / www.freeyourmachine.org 19:17:24 up 10 days, 21:20, 10 users, load average: 0.15, 0.08, 0.02 +++ Some may never live, but the crazy never die. -- Hunter S. Thompson Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com Join the Club : http://www.mandrakeclub.com
Re: [newbie] any question
On Thursday 03 March 2005 04:18 pm, JoeHill wrote: On Thu, 3 Mar 2005 15:34:55 +0100 Stefan Tulak disseminated the following: I've installed mandrakelinux for one month and I'm very pleasured. Shite, I never got that kinda stimulation out of it. must be 10.1 interactive p0rn edition ;-) Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com Join the Club : http://www.mandrakeclub.com
Re: [newbie] any question
On Thursday 03 March 2005 07:33 pm, Aron Smith wrote: On Thursday 03 March 2005 04:18 pm, JoeHill wrote: On Thu, 3 Mar 2005 15:34:55 +0100 Stefan Tulak disseminated the following: I've installed mandrakelinux for one month and I'm very pleasured. Shite, I never got that kinda stimulation out of it. must be 10.1 interactive p0rn edition ;-) that's Stephen and mines,,, dirty old MANdrake... dvd edition further details only available on the OT list -- linux counter #167806 (http://counter.li.org/) website=http://ed-tharp.kicks-ass.org; Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com Join the Club : http://www.mandrakeclub.com
Re: [newbie] any question
On Friday 04 March 2005 01:18, JoeHill wrote: On Thu, 3 Mar 2005 15:34:55 +0100 Stefan Tulak disseminated the following: I've installed mandrakelinux for one month and I'm very pleasured. Shite, I never got that kinda stimulation out of it. Very funny comment indeed, Joe :-( I Know it may come as an incomprehensible shock to most Americans here, but not everyone living on this tiny planet received the divine blessing of being brought up in the English/US/Redneck tongue. Of course that's a big mistake by the Lord. I'll admit that for sure. And I can't for the sake of me understand why he didn't let Mr. Gutenberg print the Bible in English rather than in Latin/Greek/Hebrew/Whatever ??? That aside, I feel ashamed when a non-rap-redneck-speaking newcomer (NRRSN for the Americans) to this list formulates his joy of becoming a member of the free community, and he is received by ridiculing comments about misspelling and mis-syntaxing. A few years ago this list was friendlier. Sorry for my bad English.. Kaj Haulrich. -- *sent from a 100% Microsoft-free workstation* * http://haulrich.net * *Running Linux (Mandrake 10.1) - kernel 2.6.8* Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com Join the Club : http://www.mandrakeclub.com
Re: [newbie] any question
On Thursday 03 March 2005 05:16 pm, Kaj Haulrich wrote: On Friday 04 March 2005 01:18, JoeHill wrote: On Thu, 3 Mar 2005 15:34:55 +0100 Stefan Tulak disseminated the following: I've installed mandrakelinux for one month and I'm very pleasured. Shite, I never got that kinda stimulation out of it. Very funny comment indeed, Joe :-( I Know it may come as an incomprehensible shock to most Americans here, but not everyone living on this tiny planet received the divine blessing of being brought up in the English/US/Redneck tongue. Of course that's a big mistake by the Lord. I'll admit that for sure. And I can't for the sake of me understand why he didn't let Mr. Gutenberg print the Bible in English rather than in Latin/Greek/Hebrew/Whatever ??? That aside, I feel ashamed when a non-rap-redneck-speaking newcomer (NRRSN for the Americans) to this list formulates his joy of becoming a member of the free community, and he is received by ridiculing comments about misspelling and mis-syntaxing. A few years ago this list was friendlier. Sorry for my bad English.. Kaji ..If you give this bunch a bad pun they, will give you even worse puns in return Kaj Haulrich. Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com Join the Club : http://www.mandrakeclub.com
Re: [newbie] any question
On Fri, 4 Mar 2005 02:16:07 +0100 Kaj Haulrich disseminated the following: Sorry for my bad English.. Holy crap, Kaj, it was just a joke. Sorry if it offended anyone. It wasn't in any way meant to make fun of someone's linguistic abilities, one way or the other. Just a play on words that to one person mean one thing, but can be interpreted so differently by another, of course coming out of a differences in syntactictal formations between languages. Anyhow, sorry again, didn't intend any malice, and I'll be more careful in the future not to exploit such opportunities for my own laffs, okay? -- JoeHill / RLU #282046 / www.freeyourmachine.org 20:44:08 up 10 days, 22:47, 10 users, load average: 0.29, 0.82, 0.76 +++ Some may never live, but the crazy never die. -- Hunter S. Thompson Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com Join the Club : http://www.mandrakeclub.com
Re: [newbie] any question
On Friday 04 March 2005 02:57, Aron Smith wrote: On Thursday 03 March 2005 05:16 pm, Kaj Haulrich wrote: On Friday 04 March 2005 01:18, JoeHill wrote: On Thu, 3 Mar 2005 15:34:55 +0100 Stefan Tulak disseminated the following: I've installed mandrakelinux for one month and I'm very pleasured. Shite, I never got that kinda stimulation out of it. Very funny comment indeed, Joe :-( I Know it may come as an incomprehensible shock to most Americans here, but not everyone living on this tiny planet received the divine blessing of being brought up in the English/US/Redneck tongue. Of course that's a big mistake by the Lord. I'll admit that for sure. And I can't for the sake of me understand why he didn't let Mr. Gutenberg print the Bible in English rather than in Latin/Greek/Hebrew/Whatever ??? That aside, I feel ashamed when a non-rap-redneck-speaking newcomer (NRRSN for the Americans) to this list formulates his joy of becoming a member of the free community, and he is received by ridiculing comments about misspelling and mis-syntaxing. A few years ago this list was friendlier. Sorry for my bad English.. Kaji ..If you give this bunch a bad pun they, will give you even worse puns in return Huh...? Kaj Haulrich. -- *sent from a 100% Microsoft-free workstation* * http://haulrich.net * *Running Linux (Mandrake 10.1) - kernel 2.6.8* Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com Join the Club : http://www.mandrakeclub.com
Re: [newbie] any question
You could try k-phone under office-communications-phone-kphone Roly On Thursday 03 March 2005 06:34 am, Stefan Tulak wrote: I've installed mandrakelinux for one month and I'm very pleasured. I think, this is very good operating system. But, I have small problem. I've got mobilphone with GPRS and I don't know how to join it with PC, because software for my phone is made for windows. Can you help me and tell me, how to do it? Or can you tell me what program can run windows applications? -- MicroSoft - The company that made the internet unsafe! Linux Counter #241069 Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com Join the Club : http://www.mandrakeclub.com
Re: [newbie] any question
On Friday 04 March 2005 02:57, JoeHill wrote: On Fri, 4 Mar 2005 02:16:07 +0100 Kaj Haulrich disseminated the following: Sorry for my bad English.. Holy crap, Kaj, it was just a joke. Sorry if it offended anyone. It wasn't in any way meant to make fun of someone's linguistic abilities, one way or the other. Just a play on words that to one person mean one thing, but can be interpreted so differently by another, of course coming out of a differences in syntactictal formations between languages. Anyhow, sorry again, didn't intend any malice, and I'll be more careful in the future not to exploit such opportunities for my own laffs, okay? OK Joe. -- We are all in the freedom business, so let us concentrate on essentials rather than formalities Kaj Haulrich. -- *sent from a 100% Microsoft-free workstation* * http://haulrich.net * *Running Linux (Mandrake 10.1) - kernel 2.6.8* Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com Join the Club : http://www.mandrakeclub.com
Re: [newbie] any question
On Thursday 03 March 2005 06:12 pm, Kaj Haulrich wrote: On Friday 04 March 2005 02:57, Aron Smith wrote: On Thursday 03 March 2005 05:16 pm, Kaj Haulrich wrote: On Friday 04 March 2005 01:18, JoeHill wrote: On Thu, 3 Mar 2005 15:34:55 +0100 Stefan Tulak disseminated the following: I've installed mandrakelinux for one month and I'm very pleasured. Shite, I never got that kinda stimulation out of it. Very funny comment indeed, Joe :-( I Know it may come as an incomprehensible shock to most Americans here, but not everyone living on this tiny planet received the divine blessing of being brought up in the English/US/Redneck tongue. Of course that's a big mistake by the Lord. I'll admit that for sure. And I can't for the sake of me understand why he didn't let Mr. Gutenberg print the Bible in English rather than in Latin/Greek/Hebrew/Whatever ??? That aside, I feel ashamed when a non-rap-redneck-speaking newcomer (NRRSN for the Americans) to this list formulates his joy of becoming a member of the free community, and he is received by ridiculing comments about misspelling and mis-syntaxing. A few years ago this list was friendlier. Sorry for my bad English.. Kaji ..If you give this bunch a bad pun they, will give you even worse puns in return Huh...? Pun a deliberate misuse of the language for (so-called) humor proper response to a pin is groan Kaj Haulrich. Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com Join the Club : http://www.mandrakeclub.com
Re: [newbie] any question (about GPRS software, etc)
I see that there is a huge selection of software for talking to your GPRS phone, but what I need to know (related question) is: What hardware do I need on the PC side in order to communicate with the cellphone? If I have an oldish Thinkpad with IrDA, will that do? Alternatively, can I use wlan cards for Bluetooth? cheers Duncan (Argh, these new-fangled telephonic devices befuddle my dinosaur brain ... what happened to acoustic-coupler modems?) Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com Join the Club : http://www.mandrakeclub.com
Re: [newbie] any question
Aron Smith wrote: On Thursday 03 March 2005 04:18 pm, JoeHill wrote: On Thu, 3 Mar 2005 15:34:55 +0100 Stefan Tulak disseminated the following: I've installed mandrakelinux for one month and I'm very pleasured. Shite, I never got that kinda stimulation out of it. must be 10.1 interactive p0rn edition ;-) Aron; Close but no cigar! Truth be told, no one ever told Joe NOT to attempt scratch-mixing with his CD drive during a Mandrake install. Now, you know as well as the rest of us that he just can't leave some things alone and he loves to play with stuff, so we figured that we'd let him have his fun. It's been one of our secrets for a long time now and it usually brings a smile to our faces when he's been having a hard time making things work on his PC, so don't let him know, OK? *snicker!* -- Mr. Geek Registered Linux User #190712 Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com Join the Club : http://www.mandrakeclub.com
Re: [newbie] any question
Aron Smith wrote: must be 10.1 interactive p0rn edition ;-) Which brings up the question on every perverts mind - I wonder if someone is building an XXX-rated distro of Linux yet? After all they seem to have just about every other type of conceivable distro! At least they'd have a good reason to spend a few minutes holding up the CD with one hand! OOOhh! That was rude and tasteless! My bad! -- Mr. Geek Registered Linux User #190712 Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com Join the Club : http://www.mandrakeclub.com
Re: [newbie] any question
On Thu, 03 Mar 2005 23:20:28 -0500 Mr. Geek [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Which brings up the question on every perverts mind - I wonder if someone is building an XXX-rated distro of Linux yet? LinuXXX? Sinux? -- Chuck MATTSEN / mattsen at arvig dot net / Mahnomen, MN, USA RLU #346519 / Mandrakelinux 10.2-Cooker / 2.6.10-1.mm.18mdk MT Lookup: http://eot.com/~mattsen/mtsearch.htm Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com Join the Club : http://www.mandrakeclub.com
Re: [newbie] any question
Chuck MATTSEN wrote: On Thu, 03 Mar 2005 23:20:28 -0500 Mr. Geek [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Which brings up the question on every perverts mind - I wonder if someone is building an XXX-rated distro of Linux yet? LinuXXX? Hmmm - That could work! We could even add videos of Pamela Anderson, and, Ah, No, everyone's seen those. Sinux? This one wouldn't work well. Some Microsoft geek would turn it into S-UX or something. Either that or they'd confuse it with a cold remedy. I like your first one better. -- Mr. Geek Registered Linux User #190712 Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com Join the Club : http://www.mandrakeclub.com
Re: [newbie] any question
Which brings up the question on every perverts mind - I wonder if someone is building an XXX-rated distro of Linux yet? LinuXXX? Sinux? Hmmm. porno on linuxall the filth you want for your eyes, but none for your hard drive (virus's, ad/spy/malware). I hope Micro$oft doesn't hear about this, they might spread rumours that because linux doesn't support adware it therefore encourages browsing for porn. M$ has referred to Linux as a cancer before, might it now be 'the cancer that causes the moral decline of society'? ;) Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com Join the Club : http://www.mandrakeclub.com
Re: [newbie] any question
On Thursday 03 March 2005 09:40 pm, Aidan Holmes wrote: Which brings up the question on every perverts mind - I wonder if someone is building an XXX-rated distro of Linux yet? LinuXXX? Sinux? Hmmm. porno on linuxall the filth you want for your eyes, but none for your hard drive (virus's, ad/spy/malware). I hope Micro$oft doesn't hear about this, they might spread rumours that because linux doesn't support adware it therefore encourages browsing for porn. M$ has referred to Linux as a cancer before, might it now be 'the cancer that causes the moral decline of society'? ;) What ever you call it...it's gotta have joystick support Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com Join the Club : http://www.mandrakeclub.com
