[videoblogging] Re: Feeling vindictive...me too goddamnit

2008-02-04 Thread Chris
I know that feeling, Irina. At this point, I'm pretty much the
spokesperson for public transit in L.A.

The project I just started is out in Reseda (I'm in North Hollywood),
which means a 45 minute bus ride and 20 minutes of walking there, and
the same back.

Thankfully, my actors this time have proven very reliable and
committed. Which has very much helped me put the other day's BS behind me.

My actors are working for free, tackling embarrassing subject matter,
getting through my dialogue - which is sometimes tough and always
abundant - and trying, God bless them, to get through 15 episodes'
worth of material in one go.

So I can't complain at the moment.

Sound is an issue... not only does the house I'm shooting in sudden;y
have a ton of construction going on in the neighborhood around it, it
turns out that if you flush the bathroom in this house, it gives off a
high-pitched hum that - no matter how many doors you close - the
microphone WILL pick up.

But hey! It's a borrowed location, from a person through craigslist,
and I am damn thankful to have it.

Between the hum, the hammering and my dodgy lighting and camera
skills, we'll see what kind of crazy-ass mess I end up with. ;)

If the quality of the writing and the acting outshine the myriad
budgetary and technical issues I'm up against, this might end up being
something people actually want to see.

Cross your fingers for me, everybody.  :)

Chris


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 yep, i have to wrangle myself by asking for rides
 since i know that when there's a car outside i most likely will get
in it
 and get to the place
 i'm supposed to go
 i ask eddie to pick me up, etc.
 AND then i i'm in the right place to do the often retardedly captivating
 magic that i do on camera
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Re: [videoblogging] Re: Feeling vindictive...me too goddamnit

2008-01-31 Thread Jan McLaughlin
[Psst. Chris. Actors are wacky. Wacko. That's the reason directors get the
big bucks: they figure out how to wrangle 'em, how to play Daddy, sister,
lover - whatever - in order to get the performance. Yes, and sometimes that
means figuring out how to get 'em to show up. As director, that's one - ONE
- of your main jobs, yo :) Don't tell Dan I said, K?]

Jan

On Jan 31, 2008 12:07 AM, danielmcvicar [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 OK, damn it, now I'm gonna vent.  Tim Street has ruined my life.

 He chose all those others for French Maid TV, not me.  My accent was
 better, my tits were
 perkier (and real!).  That closed minded son of a bitch is the reason that
 my career is in
 the shits.

 What the hell was he thinking?  I'm sure the French Maid Tv is going to
 fail, because, it
 really doesn't teach anyway.  What did I learn from it?  That I didn't
 need Viagra? (not
 always anyway).

 I am just burning now.  My face is burning.  I have a burning sensation
 when I urinate.
 Tim Street can burn in hell!  That's where I am now.

 Best to you Chris.  I relate to you.   And Tim?  *^*^ You!

 --- In videoblogging@yahoogroups.com, Chris [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 
  --- In videoblogging@yahoogroups.com, Tim Street tim@ wrote:
  
   Don't do it.
  
   You might think it will make you feel better but it won't.
  
   KarmaKarma
 
  I know, you're right. And I probably wouldn't do it anyway, if only
  because I know that kind of sword cuts both ways.
 
  But I'm just so crestfallen. Heartbroken, even. This has just been the
  latest in a long line of punches to the gut. I'm having serious bad
  luck bringing projects to fruition, for lack of reliable help (both in
  front of and behind the camera).
 
  But you're right, I should just let it go and count my blessings. I
  begin shooting a big series on Saturday, with a cast of folks who seem
  pretty committed.
 
  And if ten adorable actresses in scanty atire can't lift me out of my
  funk, then I should be locked away and doped up. They're not French
  maids, but don't hold that against them.  ;)
 
  Anyway, thanks for letting me vent...
 
  Chris
 






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[videoblogging] Re: Feeling vindictive...me too goddamnit

2008-01-31 Thread Chris
Thanks, Jan. :)

I'm afraid I was the wacko one, though, for letting myself get strung
along as I did, and then fooling myself into thinking it wouldn't end
badly. The game playing started early on, and a hundred red flags were
not only waving me in the face but clobbering me over the head. I
chose to ignore it though, because this actress had a quality that I
found captivating.

Oh well, I'll learn eventually. ;)

Chris


--- In videoblogging@yahoogroups.com, Jan McLaughlin
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 [Psst. Chris. Actors are wacky. Wacko. That's the reason directors
get the
 big bucks: they figure out how to wrangle 'em, how to play Daddy,
sister,
 lover - whatever - in order to get the performance. Yes, and
sometimes that
 means figuring out how to get 'em to show up. As director, that's
one - ONE
 - of your main jobs, yo :) Don't tell Dan I said, K?]
 
 Jan



[videoblogging] Re: Feeling vindictive...me too goddamnit

2008-01-31 Thread danielmcvicar
(A great way to make sure that I show up is to send a car.  If you think that a 
limo for an 
actor is a perk, no it is just wrangling him to get him there.

I also like M and Ms, but not yellow ones.  Please remove those.)

p.s. Jan, caught up on your blog...very cool
D

--- In videoblogging@yahoogroups.com, Jan McLaughlin [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
wrote:

 [Psst. Chris. Actors are wacky. Wacko. That's the reason directors get the
 big bucks: they figure out how to wrangle 'em, how to play Daddy, sister,
 lover - whatever - in order to get the performance. Yes, and sometimes that
 means figuring out how to get 'em to show up. As director, that's one - ONE
 - of your main jobs, yo :) Don't tell Dan I said, K?]
 
 Jan
 
 On Jan 31, 2008 12:07 AM, danielmcvicar [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 
  OK, damn it, now I'm gonna vent.  Tim Street has ruined my life.
 
  He chose all those others for French Maid TV, not me.  My accent was
  better, my tits were
  perkier (and real!).  That closed minded son of a bitch is the reason that
  my career is in
  the shits.
 
  What the hell was he thinking?  I'm sure the French Maid Tv is going to
  fail, because, it
  really doesn't teach anyway.  What did I learn from it?  That I didn't
  need Viagra? (not
  always anyway).
 
  I am just burning now.  My face is burning.  I have a burning sensation
  when I urinate.
  Tim Street can burn in hell!  That's where I am now.
 
  Best to you Chris.  I relate to you.   And Tim?  *^*^ You!
 
  --- In videoblogging@yahoogroups.com, Chris cjburdick@ wrote:
  
   --- In videoblogging@yahoogroups.com, Tim Street tim@ wrote:
   
Don't do it.
   
You might think it will make you feel better but it won't.
   
KarmaKarma
  
   I know, you're right. And I probably wouldn't do it anyway, if only
   because I know that kind of sword cuts both ways.
  
   But I'm just so crestfallen. Heartbroken, even. This has just been the
   latest in a long line of punches to the gut. I'm having serious bad
   luck bringing projects to fruition, for lack of reliable help (both in
   front of and behind the camera).
  
   But you're right, I should just let it go and count my blessings. I
   begin shooting a big series on Saturday, with a cast of folks who seem
   pretty committed.
  
   And if ten adorable actresses in scanty atire can't lift me out of my
   funk, then I should be locked away and doped up. They're not French
   maids, but don't hold that against them.  ;)
  
   Anyway, thanks for letting me vent...
  
   Chris
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Re: [videoblogging] Re: Feeling vindictive...me too goddamnit

2008-01-31 Thread Charles Iliya Krempeaux
I've had similar problems with promo girls and models.

It can sometimes take some work to make sure they show up.  And to
make sure they remember.

(I had a number of no-shows this last weekend when I was at a local
Motor Cycle show.)


See ya

On Jan 31, 2008 1:21 PM, danielmcvicar [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 (A great way to make sure that I show up is to send a car. If you think that 
 a limo for an
 actor is a perk, no it is just wrangling him to get him there.

 I also like M and Ms, but not yellow ones. Please remove those.)

 p.s. Jan, caught up on your blog...very cool

 D

 --- In videoblogging@yahoogroups.com, Jan McLaughlin [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
 wrote:
 

  [Psst. Chris. Actors are wacky. Wacko. That's the reason directors get the
  big bucks: they figure out how to wrangle 'em, how to play Daddy, sister,
  lover - whatever - in order to get the performance. Yes, and sometimes that
  means figuring out how to get 'em to show up. As director, that's one - ONE
  - of your main jobs, yo :) Don't tell Dan I said, K?]
 
  Jan
 



  On Jan 31, 2008 12:07 AM, danielmcvicar [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 
   OK, damn it, now I'm gonna vent. Tim Street has ruined my life.
  
   He chose all those others for French Maid TV, not me. My accent was
   better, my tits were
   perkier (and real!). That closed minded son of a bitch is the reason that
   my career is in
   the shits.
  
   What the hell was he thinking? I'm sure the French Maid Tv is going to
   fail, because, it
   really doesn't teach anyway. What did I learn from it? That I didn't
   need Viagra? (not
   always anyway).
  
   I am just burning now. My face is burning. I have a burning sensation
   when I urinate.
   Tim Street can burn in hell! That's where I am now.
  
   Best to you Chris. I relate to you. And Tim? *^*^ You!
  
   --- In videoblogging@yahoogroups.com, Chris cjburdick@ wrote:
   
--- In videoblogging@yahoogroups.com, Tim Street tim@ wrote:

 Don't do it.

 You might think it will make you feel better but it won't.

 KarmaKarma
   
I know, you're right. And I probably wouldn't do it anyway, if only
because I know that kind of sword cuts both ways.
   
But I'm just so crestfallen. Heartbroken, even. This has just been the
latest in a long line of punches to the gut. I'm having serious bad
luck bringing projects to fruition, for lack of reliable help (both in
front of and behind the camera).
   
But you're right, I should just let it go and count my blessings. I
begin shooting a big series on Saturday, with a cast of folks who seem
pretty committed.
   
And if ten adorable actresses in scanty atire can't lift me out of my
funk, then I should be locked away and doped up. They're not French
maids, but don't hold that against them. ;)
   
Anyway, thanks for letting me vent...
   
Chris
   
  
  
  
  
  
  
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Re: [videoblogging] Re: Feeling vindictive...

2008-01-31 Thread Kathryn Jones
As an actor and web producer I must chime in here

I am passionate about and committed to my work as both an actor and a  
new media producer, and as such would never allow anyone on my set  
whom I didn't either know personally or for whom I have not sought  
out a dependable reference, no matter how captivating their  
qualities..

If you hire actors based on qualities that you find captivating  
rather than on creativity, professionalism, passion and talent you  
send a message to your staff and crew  and audience that the creative  
arena you choose to work in is defined by captivating  
personalities, rather than true work ethic and vision.

(how can you expect any better from an actor who is sent the message  
over and over again that their value lies in their captivating  
qualities, rather than in what they can bring to the table creatively  
and intellectually?)

Now the amazing Jan has a ton more experience than I on big sets and  
I'm sure she has seen some outrageous and unacceptable behavior...  
but I was lucky enough to have Jan on my set as well and I am pretty  
sure she would agree that throughout a grueling, 10 day, non-paid  
shoot (not to mention numerous days of rehearsals) every actor was on  
time, professional, respectful, dependable, and creatively engaged...  
without exception.

Open your eyes guys!!!  Look past the captivating qualities out  
there.  There are a bevy of committed, talented, passionate  actors  
who would be amazing assets to the projects that you put so much of  
your heart and soul into..but to find them you might have to  
sacrifice a few qualities.

Kathryn

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On Jan 31, 2008, at 5:15 PM, Charles Iliya Krempeaux wrote:

 I've had similar problems with promo girls and models.

 It can sometimes take some work to make sure they show up. And to
 make sure they remember.

 (I had a number of no-shows this last weekend when I was at a local
 Motor Cycle show.)

 See ya

 On Jan 31, 2008 1:21 PM, danielmcvicar [EMAIL PROTECTED]  
 wrote:
 
  (A great way to make sure that I show up is to send a car. If you  
 think that a limo for an
  actor is a perk, no it is just wrangling him to get him there.
 
  I also like M and Ms, but not yellow ones. Please remove those.)
 
  p.s. Jan, caught up on your blog...very cool
 
  D
 
  --- In videoblogging@yahoogroups.com, Jan McLaughlin  
 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
  
 
   [Psst. Chris. Actors are wacky. Wacko. That's the reason  
 directors get the
   big bucks: they figure out how to wrangle 'em, how to play  
 Daddy, sister,
   lover - whatever - in order to get the performance. Yes, and  
 sometimes that
   means figuring out how to get 'em to show up. As director,  
 that's one - ONE
   - of your main jobs, yo :) Don't tell Dan I said, K?]
  
   Jan
  
 
 
 
   On Jan 31, 2008 12:07 AM, danielmcvicar [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
  
OK, damn it, now I'm gonna vent. Tim Street has ruined my life.
   
He chose all those others for French Maid TV, not me. My  
 accent was
better, my tits were
perkier (and real!). That closed minded son of a bitch is the  
 reason that
my career is in
the shits.
   
What the hell was he thinking? I'm sure the French Maid Tv is  
 going to
fail, because, it
really doesn't teach anyway. What did I learn from it? That I  
 didn't
need Viagra? (not
always anyway).
   
I am just burning now. My face is burning. I have a burning  
 sensation
when I urinate.
Tim Street can burn in hell! That's where I am now.
   
Best to you Chris. I relate to you. And Tim? *^*^ You!
   
--- In videoblogging@yahoogroups.com, Chris cjburdick@  
 wrote:

 --- In videoblogging@yahoogroups.com, Tim Street tim@ wrote:
 
  Don't do it.
 
  You might think it will make you feel better but it won't.
 
  KarmaKarma

 I know, you're right. And I probably wouldn't do it anyway,  
 if only
 because I know that kind of sword cuts both ways.

 But I'm just so crestfallen. Heartbroken, even. This has  
 just been the
 latest in a long line of punches to the gut. I'm having  
 serious bad
 luck bringing projects to fruition, for lack of reliable  
 help (both in
 front of and behind the camera).

 But you're right, I should just let it go and count my  
 blessings. I
 begin shooting a big series on Saturday, with a cast of  
 folks who seem
 pretty committed.

 And if ten adorable actresses in scanty atire can't lift me  
 out of my
 funk, then I should be locked away and doped up. They're  
 not French
 maids, but don't hold that against them. ;)

 Anyway, thanks for letting me vent...

 Chris

   
   
   
   
   
   
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[videoblogging] Re: Feeling vindictive...

2008-01-31 Thread Chris
--- In videoblogging@yahoogroups.com, Kathryn Jones [EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:

 whom I didn't either know personally or for whom I have not sought  
 out a dependable reference, no matter how captivating their  
 qualities..

Frankly, I don't have the kind of time right now for that level of
vetting. Nor the staff. There are future projects, more substantial
projects, where I would happily allocate the time and energy to do
that. However, we're not talking about Das Boot here; we're talking
about a little doodad that I wanted to make my Semanal project. 

 send a message to your staff and crew  and audience that the creative  
 arena you choose to work in is defined by captivating  
 personalities, rather than true work ethic and vision.

I AM my staff. I AM my crew. And the handful of loose change in my
pocket is my budget.

You seem to be arguing that a performer's charisma doesn't count, but
I can't agree. When it comes to drawing in an audience, especially
when you only have a few minutes to do so, charisma can count in a big
way. 

 (how can you expect any better from an actor who is sent the message  
 over and over again that their value lies in their captivating  
 qualities, rather than in what they can bring to the table creatively  
 and intellectually?)

I can and DO expect common courtesy and honesty from everyone I meet.
I'm nutty that way.

 there.  There are a bevy of committed, talented, passionate  actors  
 who would be amazing assets to the projects that you put so much of  
 your heart and soul into..but to find them you might have to  
 sacrifice a few qualities.

Kathryn, I respect your observations, but my experience here in L.A.
is that paycheck trumps passion a good deal of the time. Not always,
of course... most of the performers in my upcoming project have shown
an amount of enthusiasm that has pleasantly surprised me.

They are not all each other's equal as far as talent and commitment,
but I would certainly be shocked if any one of them brought the whole
production to a screeching halt two lines into the first scene, as
this actress did yesterday.

Anyway, I concede you make good points but they don't all necessarily
apply to my particular situation.

But hey, prove me wrong. Draw me a map to this bevy of selfless show
folk and I'll happily put them to work. :)

Chris



Re: [videoblogging] Re: Feeling vindictive...

2008-01-31 Thread Jan McLaughlin
I can tell you this, if you're not kinda 'selfless' you don't get hired
again.

Thus, those who remain / survive are kinda that way.

The occasional 'arse' does get through, but  the jerk factor in the industry
is remarkably low as a result.

1 - 2%

Whereas in the general population, I believe the jerk factor to be somewhere
just above 3%.

Definitive :)

jan

On Jan 31, 2008 10:03 PM, Chris [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 --- In videoblogging@yahoogroups.com, Kathryn Jones [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 wrote:
 
  whom I didn't either know personally or for whom I have not sought
  out a dependable reference, no matter how captivating their
  qualities..

 Frankly, I don't have the kind of time right now for that level of
 vetting. Nor the staff. There are future projects, more substantial
 projects, where I would happily allocate the time and energy to do
 that. However, we're not talking about Das Boot here; we're talking
 about a little doodad that I wanted to make my Semanal project.

  send a message to your staff and crew  and audience that the creative
  arena you choose to work in is defined by captivating
  personalities, rather than true work ethic and vision.

 I AM my staff. I AM my crew. And the handful of loose change in my
 pocket is my budget.

 You seem to be arguing that a performer's charisma doesn't count, but
 I can't agree. When it comes to drawing in an audience, especially
 when you only have a few minutes to do so, charisma can count in a big
 way.

  (how can you expect any better from an actor who is sent the message
  over and over again that their value lies in their captivating
  qualities, rather than in what they can bring to the table creatively
  and intellectually?)

 I can and DO expect common courtesy and honesty from everyone I meet.
 I'm nutty that way.

  there.  There are a bevy of committed, talented, passionate  actors
  who would be amazing assets to the projects that you put so much of
  your heart and soul into..but to find them you might have to
  sacrifice a few qualities.

 Kathryn, I respect your observations, but my experience here in L.A.
 is that paycheck trumps passion a good deal of the time. Not always,
 of course... most of the performers in my upcoming project have shown
 an amount of enthusiasm that has pleasantly surprised me.

 They are not all each other's equal as far as talent and commitment,
 but I would certainly be shocked if any one of them brought the whole
 production to a screeching halt two lines into the first scene, as
 this actress did yesterday.

 Anyway, I concede you make good points but they don't all necessarily
 apply to my particular situation.

 But hey, prove me wrong. Draw me a map to this bevy of selfless show
 folk and I'll happily put them to work. :)

 Chris




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[videoblogging] Re: Feeling vindictive...

2008-01-30 Thread Chris
--- In videoblogging@yahoogroups.com, Tim Street [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 Don't do it.
 
 You might think it will make you feel better but it won't.
 
 KarmaKarma

I know, you're right. And I probably wouldn't do it anyway, if only
because I know that kind of sword cuts both ways.

But I'm just so crestfallen. Heartbroken, even. This has just been the
latest in a long line of punches to the gut. I'm having serious bad
luck bringing projects to fruition, for lack of reliable help (both in
front of and behind the camera).

But you're right, I should just let it go and count my blessings. I
begin shooting a big series on Saturday, with a cast of folks who seem
pretty committed.

And if ten adorable actresses in scanty atire can't lift me out of my
funk, then I should be locked away and doped up. They're not French
maids, but don't hold that against them.  ;)

Anyway, thanks for letting me vent...

Chris



[videoblogging] Re: Feeling vindictive...me too goddamnit

2008-01-30 Thread danielmcvicar
OK, damn it, now I'm gonna vent.  Tim Street has ruined my life.

He chose all those others for French Maid TV, not me.  My accent was better, my 
tits were 
perkier (and real!).  That closed minded son of a bitch is the reason that my 
career is in 
the shits.  

What the hell was he thinking?  I'm sure the French Maid Tv is going to fail, 
because, it 
really doesn't teach anyway.  What did I learn from it?  That I didn't need 
Viagra? (not 
always anyway).  

I am just burning now.  My face is burning.  I have a burning sensation when I 
urinate.  
Tim Street can burn in hell!  That's where I am now.

Best to you Chris.  I relate to you.   And Tim?  *^*^ You!

--- In videoblogging@yahoogroups.com, Chris [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 --- In videoblogging@yahoogroups.com, Tim Street tim@ wrote:
 
  Don't do it.
  
  You might think it will make you feel better but it won't.
  
  KarmaKarma
 
 I know, you're right. And I probably wouldn't do it anyway, if only
 because I know that kind of sword cuts both ways.
 
 But I'm just so crestfallen. Heartbroken, even. This has just been the
 latest in a long line of punches to the gut. I'm having serious bad
 luck bringing projects to fruition, for lack of reliable help (both in
 front of and behind the camera).
 
 But you're right, I should just let it go and count my blessings. I
 begin shooting a big series on Saturday, with a cast of folks who seem
 pretty committed.
 
 And if ten adorable actresses in scanty atire can't lift me out of my
 funk, then I should be locked away and doped up. They're not French
 maids, but don't hold that against them.  ;)
 
 Anyway, thanks for letting me vent...
 
 Chris






[videoblogging] Re: Feeling vindictive...me too goddamnit

2008-01-30 Thread Chris
--- In videoblogging@yahoogroups.com, danielmcvicar
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 What the hell was he thinking?  I'm sure the French Maid Tv is going
to fail, because, it 
 really doesn't teach anyway.

French Maid TV can't fail. People love French things. People love
having somebody else clean their house. And people love television.

German Proctologist Ham Radio, on the other hand...

Chris