Re: OT - Possible Friday Humor from BMC's Knowledgebase

[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Ben Cantatore Sent: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 11:03 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: OT - Possible Friday Humor from BMC's Knowledgebase Actually I don't know if this classifies as an Easter Egg, but here's something fun to check out if

Re: OT - Possible Friday Humor from BMC's Knowledgebase

ner and a Genie will appear. Ben Cantatore Remedy Administrator Avon (914) 935-2946 Robert Page <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent by: "Action Request System discussion list(ARSList)" 02/27/2008 10:48 AM Please respond to arslist@ARSLIST.ORG To arslist@ARSLIST.ORG cc Subject Re: O

Re: OT - Possible Friday Humor from BMC's Knowledgebase

ge > From: "Heider, Stephen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG > Sent: Wednesday, 27 February, 2008 1:45:44 PM > Subject: Re: OT - Possible Friday Humor from BMC's Knowledgebase > > ** > > Does anyone know if ARS conta

Re: OT - Possible Friday Humor from BMC's Knowledgebase

No but I've heard it has a few bunnies in it. - Original Message From: "Heider, Stephen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Sent: Wednesday, 27 February, 2008 1:45:44 PM Subject: Re: OT - Possible Friday Humor from BMC's Knowledgebase ** Does anyon

Re: OT - Possible Friday Humor from BMC's Knowledgebase

@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT - Possible Friday Humor from BMC's Knowledgebase I was out on BMC's Knowledge website looking up knowledge regarding table fields and their retrieving values from the a Table field column that is linked to a Selection field (or drop down field). After the list of

Re: OT - Possible Friday Humor from BMC's Knowledgebase

Behalf Of Rick Cook Sent: Friday, February 22, 2008 10:47 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: OT - Possible Friday Humor from BMC's Knowledgebase ** Who, other than Doug, could have gotten away with such a submission? If I find out, I'll have to buy him/her a beverage next RUG. We

Re: OT - Possible Friday Humor from BMC's Knowledgebase

Who, other than Doug, could have gotten away with such a submission? If I find out, I'll have to buy him/her a beverage next RUG. We need more lighthearted stuff in a serious world these days. Rick On Fri, Feb 22, 2008 at 8:38 AM, Warren Baltimore <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > ** Not very profe

Re: OT - Possible Friday Humor from BMC's Knowledgebase

Not very professional BUT FUNNY AS HELL!! On 2/22/08, Lammey, Peter A. <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > ** > > I was out on BMC's Knowledge website looking up knowledge regarding table > fields and their retrieving values from the a Table field column that is > linked to a Selec

OT - Possible Friday Humor from BMC's Knowledgebase

I was out on BMC's Knowledge website looking up knowledge regarding table fields and their retrieving values from the a Table field column that is linked to a Selection field (or drop down field). After the list of knowledge articles was returned I opened up one titled "Can I query for the values

OT: Friday Humor

with thanks to Tina New Words for the 21st Century Essential additions for the workplace vocabulary: BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps o

Re: OT: Friday Humor: Happy Valentines like, whatever

> *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: > [EMAIL PROTECTED] *On Behalf Of *Rick Cook > *Sent:* Friday, February 15, 2008 9:03 AM > *To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG > *Subject:* OT: Friday Humor: Happy Valentines like, whatever > > ** Every year, E

Re: Friday Humor: Happy Valentines like, whatever

x27;t do her homework!. I'd love to see more of the essay from some > these authors. > Ben > > -- > *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: > [EMAIL PROTECTED] *On Behalf Of *Rick Cook > *Sent:* February 15, 2008 6:03 PM

OT: Friday Humor: Happy Valentines like, whatever

[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Rick Cook Sent: Friday, February 15, 2008 9:03 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT: Friday Humor: Happy Valentines like, whatever ** Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual similes and metaphors found in

Re: Friday Humor: Happy Valentines like, whatever

2008 6:03 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT: Friday Humor: Happy Valentines like, whatever ** Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual similes and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the am

Re: Friday Humor: Confusion Clarification

Norm, Another good one. Good day today. Stan - Original Message - From: Kaiser Norm E CIV USAF 96 CS/SCCE Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Sent: Friday, February 15, 2008 10:24: AM Subject: Friday Humor: Confusion Clarification

Friday Humor: Confusion Clarification

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, This should make things a little bit clearer. @ PRISON @ WORK you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell @ PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 6X6 cubicle /office @ WORK you get three mea

Re: Friday Humor: Happy Valentines like, whatever

Rick, These are great. Stan - Original Message - From: Rick Cook Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Sent: Friday, February 15, 2008 9:02: AM Subject: OT: Friday Humor: Happy Valentines like, whatever ** Every year, English teachers from

OT: Friday Humor: Happy Valentines like, whatever

Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual similes and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year's winners. Her face was a perfect oval, like a c

Re: Friday Humor: Google and Chuck Norris.. (Corrected)

Nope. Got all the timezones I need already. :-) _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Steve Brown Sent: February 14, 2008 8:46 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: Google and Chuck Norris.. (Corrected) ** Was in

Re: Friday Humor: Google and Chuck Norris.. (Corrected)

) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Susan Palmer Sent: Friday, 15 February 2008 11:45 a.m. To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: Google and Chuck Norris.. (Corrected) ** Nice try lol On Thu, Feb 14, 2008 at 3:43 PM, Joe DeSouza <[EMAIL PROTECTED]<mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]&g

Re: Friday Humor: Google and Chuck Norris.. (Corrected)

uller <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG > Sent: Thursday, February 14, 2008 1:44:51 PM > Subject: Re: Friday Humor: Google and Chuck Norris.. (Corrected) > > It's Friday somewhere!! > > Drew > > > On Thu, 14 Feb 2008, Susan Palmer wrote: > >

Re: Friday Humor: Google and Chuck Norris.. (Corrected)

Ouch! I got a flight back to Jersey today and thought it was a weekend already :-) Sorry Dan! Joe - Original Message From: Drew Shuller <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Sent: Thursday, February 14, 2008 1:44:51 PM Subject: Re: Friday Humor: Google and Chuck

Re: Friday Humor: Google and Chuck Norris.. (Corrected)

True enough ... but I don't think it is in New Jersey ... I think that is where Joe is, not sure! On Thu, Feb 14, 2008 at 1:44 PM, Drew Shuller <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > It's Friday somewhere!! > > Drew > > > On Thu, 14 Feb 2008, Susan Palmer wrote: > > > Is it Friday > > > > On Thu,

Re: Friday Humor: Google and Chuck Norris

It's been relocated to Shattrath. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of William Rentfrow Sent: Thursday, February 14, 2008 2:45 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: Google and Chuck Norris ** On no...

Re: Friday Humor: Google and Chuck Norris

On noit's Barrens chat all over again... From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Joe DeSouza Sent: Thursday, February 14, 2008 12:30 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor: Google and

Re: Friday Humor: Google and Chuck Norris.. (Corrected)

It's Friday somewhere!! Drew On Thu, 14 Feb 2008, Susan Palmer wrote: Is it Friday On Thu, Feb 14, 2008 at 12:33 PM, Joe DeSouza <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: ** Type *Find Chuck Norris* in the Search bar and then press 'I'm Feeling Lucky' -- Looking fo

Re: Friday Humor: Google and Chuck Norris.. (Corrected)

In New Zealand it is. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Susan Palmer Sent: Thursday, February 14, 2008 1:39 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: Google and Chuck Norris.. (Corrected) ** Is it Friday On Thu

Re: Friday Humor: Google and Chuck Norris.. (Corrected)

Is it Friday On Thu, Feb 14, 2008 at 12:33 PM, Joe DeSouza <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > ** > Type *Find Chuck Norris* in the Search bar and then press 'I'm Feeling > Lucky' > > -- > Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Yahoo! > Search

Friday Humor: Google and Chuck Norris.. (Corrected)

Type Find Chuck Norris in the Search bar and then press 'I'm Feeling Lucky' Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. http://mobile.yahoo.com/;_ylt=Ahu06i62sR8HDtDy

Friday Humor: Google and Chuck Norris

Open up Google, and type Chuck Norris and istead of pressing 'Google Search' press 'I'm Feeling Lucky'.. See what you get :-) Joe Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try

Re: OT: Friday Humor

Nice... ;-> On 2/1/08, Shawn Rosenberry <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > ** Here is one for all those football fans getting ready for the big event > on Sunday. Enjoy!! > > Four Quarterbacks go to Heaven > > God asks Eli > Manningfirst:

OT: Friday Humor

Here is one for all those football fans getting ready for the big event on Sunday. Enjoy!! Four Quarterbacks go to Heaven God asks Eli Manningfirst: "What do you believe?" Manning thinks long and hard, looks God in His awesome eye, an

Re: Friday Humor: Understanding Engineers...

o: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: Understanding Engineers... normal people laugh ... the engineer says:"three is missing" !! ;-) Siti Hawa Bee SHAIK FARID a écrit : > ** > Hi Joe..err...missing Take Three. *hee > ---

Re: Friday Humor: Understanding Engineers...

lto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] *On Behalf Of *Joe D'Souza *Sent:* Saturday, January 26, 2008 09:38 *To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG *Subject:* Friday Humor: Understanding Engineers... ** _*Understanding Engineers - Take One*_ Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, &qu

Re: Friday Humor: Understanding Engineers...

Hi Joe..err...missing Take Three. *hee _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Joe D'Souza Sent: Saturday, January 26, 2008 09:38 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor: Understanding Engineers... ** Understanding Engi

Friday Humor: Understanding Engineers...

Understanding Engineers - Take One Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw

Re: Friday Humor: My Computer

More ITIL humour recently heard ITIL = It Takes It Longer - Original Message From: "Nair, Rajesh IN BOM SISL" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Sent: Friday, 18 January, 2008 7:59:07 AM Subject: Re: Friday Humor: My Computer Few More It Couldn't Happen H

Re: Friday Humor: My Computer

Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Elinore AR Sent: Friday, January 18, 2008 12:32 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor: My Computer (pls excuse this post if you already know this joke...got this from the ITIL Community Forum) ITIL Hu

Friday Humor: My Computer

(pls excuse this post if you already know this joke...got this from the ITIL Community Forum) ITIL Humor: True Stories == We couldn't resist this one: Service Desk: Double click on "My Computer" User: I can't see your computer. Service Desk: No, double click on "My Computer" on y

Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!

: 205-226-1805 Cell: 205-288-9140 SoLinc: 10*19140 -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Dwayne Martin Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 12:53 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have

Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!

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Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!

f of Will Du Chene Sent: Fri 12/7/2007 7:20 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** Well... All of the Greek letter thingies below make my head spin, and I think that they mean that free beer is a good thing, right? With that in mind,

Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!

Yep, that's it. J.T. Shyman Column Technologies 404-242-5407 [EMAIL PROTECTED] From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) on behalf of Lai, Canhai Sent: Fri 12/7/2007 4:12 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that

Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!

@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!** Very clever !  David Sanders From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Lai, CanhaiSent: Friday, December 07, 2007 9:13 PMTo: [EMAIL PROTECTED] posting was submitted

Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!

Very clever ! David Sanders _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Lai, Canhai Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 9:13 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! Answer to

Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!

Answer to the question: There are infinite points, all within about 1.2 miles from the south pole. The furthest from south pole is a circle, with the latitude equals (in radians) -Cos-1(1/2πR) + 1/R Where R is the radius of the earth. If one is allowed to go more than one loops (N), we get

Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!

J.T. Wow, that sounds like NASCAR to me !! Regards...Gidd _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Davies, J.T. Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 11:57 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have

Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!

ystem discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Davies, J.T. Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 2:57 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** Speaking of the north pole...what if you had one of those clocks/watches

Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!

RSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of J.T. Shyman Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 2:30 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** Should we change the Subject line to “Friday Philosophy”? If you are standing at the geogra

Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!

Jay, I can think of several airport terminals with a suitable slide walkway where you could do that :-). Always leverage the existing technology Doug ___ Doug Blair Remedy Skilled Professional dougblairingcom +1-224-558-5462 .. Original Message ... On Fri, 7 Dec 2007 14:30:17 -050

Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!

-- > From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [ > mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG ]On Behalf Of Dwayne > Martin > Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 1:53 PM > To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG > Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! > > > I too have too muc

Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!

slist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** Why do we have to press Start if we want to shut down any MS windows operating system? (This one is my favorite!) If its a square, why is it called a boxing ring? And something that I often personally wondere

Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!

Martin Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 2:02 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! If "Before the egg hatched it belonged to the proto-chicken" and it MAY have changed ownership AFTER hatching, then the chicken came before the chicken e

Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!

0800 >From: Thad K Esser <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! >To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG > > ** > Its quantum physics. The act of measuring the egg > (a chicken pops out), changes the reality. Its also &g

Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!

arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** Why do we have to press Start if we want to shut down any MS windows operating system? (This one is my favorite!) If its a square, why is it called a boxing ring? And something that I often personally

Re: OT: Friday Humor - Got any lemons?

," says the string, "I'm afraid not" (a frayed knot) J.T. Shyman Column Technologies _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Rahul AR User Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 2:39 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subj

Re: OT: Friday Humor - Got any lemons?

ho ho ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !! On Dec 7, 2007 10:23 PM, Durrant, Michael M. - ITSD <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > ** I don't know if you guys have heard this one, but it's one of my > favorites > > > -

Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!

nother. J.T. Shyman Column Technologies _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Joe D'Souza Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 2:20 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!

Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!

7 10:52 AM Please respond to arslist@ARSLIST.ORG To arslist@ARSLIST.ORG cc Subject Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! I too have too much time on my hands, so since nobody is asking, "Which came first the chicken or the CHICKEN egg" I'll try to answ

Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!

EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Dwayne Martin Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 1:53 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! I too have too much time on my hands, so since nobody is asking, "Which came first the chicken or the CHICKEN egg" I'

Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!

I totally agree there were "many" eggs before the chicken arrived! - Original Message From: Thad K Esser <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Sent: Friday, December 7, 2007 12:55:14 PM Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! **

RES: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!

I HAVE TWO EGGS ! De: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) em nome de Cesar Torres Enviada: sex 7/12/2007 17:04 Para: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Assunto: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind

Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!

se a not-quite-a-chicken laid it? Dwayne Martin James Madison University Original message >Date: Fri, 7 Dec 2007 09:55:14 -0800 >From: Thad K Esser <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! >To: arslist@ARSLIST

Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!

AIL PROTECTED]> Sent by: "Action Request System discussion list(ARSList)" 12/07/2007 09:44 AM Please respond to arslist@ARSLIST.ORG To arslist@ARSLIST.ORG cc Subject Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! all time favorite confusion"what cam

Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!

Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Mohan Panchangmath Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 12:44 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! all time favorite confusion"what came first?.the chi

Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!

or your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours."*-- Richard > Bach > > > *"William Rentfrow" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>* > Sent by: "Action Request System discussion list(ARSList)" < > arslist@ARSLIST.ORG> > > 12/07/2007 08:51

Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!

ano, Texas, 75023 > > > > > > From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Bob Rowe > Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 11:01 AM > To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG > Subject: Re: Friday Humor -

Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!

y: "Action Request System discussion list(ARSList)" 12/07/2007 08:51 AM Please respond to arslist@ARSLIST.ORG To arslist@ARSLIST.ORG cc Subject Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** If you go buy a high end toaster (yes, there is such a thing - t

Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!

Chase Oaks Blvd., MS 8401 Plano, Texas, 75023 From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Bob Rowe Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 11:01 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Co

Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!

In "A Bug's Life" the ladybug-guy never really adjusted to being a male of the species. On Dec 7, 2007 9:43 AM, Wallace, Kelvin <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > ** > > What do you call a male ladybug? > > > -- > > *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [ma

OT: Friday Humor - Got any lemons?

I don't know if you guys have heard this one, but it's one of my favorites --- A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Hey barkeep, got any lemons?" The barkeep, without l

Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!

If you go buy a high end toaster (yes, there is such a thing - they can cost hundreds of dollars) - they will instruct you in the proper method of making toast. You are to first run a "wam up" cycle of the toaster on the high heat setting. You are then supposed to dial the heat down to your pref

Friday Humor (OT) My Son's favorite joke

Q: What has four legs and goes "oom oom oom"? A: A cow walking backwards. My mother-in-law's favorite joke: "Want to hear a knock-knock joke?" "Sure" "Ok, you start." :-) J.T. Shyman Remedy Consultant Column Technologies [EMAIL PROTECTED] Cell: 404-242-5407 AIM: JToddShyman Y!IM: MCIQuincy _

Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!

ms, Frederick W Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 10:44 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! Here is the one I saw on the sign of the storage company on the way to work this morning... What do they put on the Driver's license for

Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!

st(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Lammey, Peter A. Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 09:57 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** Probably the hair color of the person's

Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!

Of Grooms, Frederick W Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 10:44 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** Here is the one I saw on the sign of the storage company on the way to work this morning... What do they put on the Driver's license for

Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!

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Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!

What do you call a male ladybug? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Gidd Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 9:54 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT:Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!

Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!

Here is the one I saw on the sign of the storage company on the way to work this morning... What do they put on the Driver's license for hair color of bald people? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Gidd S

Re: Friday Humor (U)

Then stop reading anything with subject: * Humor Peter From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Shellman, David Sent: 07 December 2007 14:16 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U) Well

Re: Friday Humor (U)

list(ARSList) To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Sent: Fri Dec 07 06:54:57 2007 Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U) I agree completely. However, I beleive the reaction was disproportionate to the offense. I was slightly offended by the expletive in the joke before mine; yes, I use those words as much as the nex

Re: Friday Humor (U)

'll get down off the soapbox now and get back to ARS topics. J.T. Shyman Column Technologies From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) on behalf of Shellman, David Sent: Thu 12/6/2007 11:04 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U)

Re: Friday Humor (U)

rslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U) ** "...Will, I like your idea and it makes sense but I?ve worked places where circumventing the IT department?s security, i.e. by going through a tunnel to an outside mail server..." Hhrrmm... Argh... D'oh! That's not exact

Re: Friday Humor (U)

** "...Will, I like your idea and it makes sense but I�ve worked places where circumventing the IT department�s security, i.e. by going through a tunnel to an outside mail server..." Hhrrmm... Argh... D'oh! That's not exactly what I meant to suggest. Circumventing departmental policy usually end

Re: Friday Humor (U)

] (Wireless) - Original Message - From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Sent: Thu Dec 06 22:06:04 2007 Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U) ** I’m going to ask a question that crossed my mind when I first read the comment from Sandra but I thought better of it

Re: Friday Humor (U)

** "...Will, I like your idea and it makes sense but I’ve worked places where circumventing the IT department’s security, i.e. by going through a tunnel to an outside mail server..."Hhrrmm..__20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___

Re: Friday Humor (U)

be the most salient approach. J.T. Shyman _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Will Du Chene Sent: Thursday, December 06, 2007 7:19 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U) I admit to being a bit curious... I am not tr

Re: Friday Humor (U)

It works like a charm.  Thu Dec 06 2007 10:36:58 PM UTC from Opela, Gary L Contr OC-ALC/ITMA to arslist@ARSLIST.ORG [Reply] [ReplyQuoted] [ReplyAll] [Forward] [Headers][Print]Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U)And in order to prevent receiving a second offense, one must notify thesource of the objectionable

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3211 -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of J.T. Shyman Sent: Thursday, December 06, 2007 1:53 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U) ** Ah, the lovely ramifications of being an "at will" emp

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Hennigan, Sandra H CTR OSD-CIO Sent: Friday, November 30, 2007 7:53 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U) UNCLASSIFIED Without sounding prudish - please remember that some of us use work resources for viewing messages posted to this list. Funnies should be enjoyable by all read

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An old man walked up to a young man and said, "I bet mine is longer soft than yours is hard!" The young man looked at him sideways for a moment and said, "Ok, you're on. How long is yours soft?" The old man smilied and said, "Eleven years." -- J.T. _ From: Gidd [mailto:[EMA

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Bathroom Talk A 3-year-old tells all from his mother's restroom stall. By Shannon Popkin My little guy, Cade, is quite a talker. He loves to communicate and does it quite well. He talks to people constantly, whether we're in the library, the grocery store or at a drive-thru window. People oft

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