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Subject: Heart-warming lawyer story This is funny but this lawyer is a cold piece of work. One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men on the road-side eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why ar

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A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.' 'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedbo

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This has to be one of the funniest videos I have seen in a long time http://app.cooleremail.com/c.pl?46a31b4a5a9778ad41702904e8ac6702abd8c7287612b8a0 Christopher Pruitt Business Consulting III HP Enterprises Services christopher.pru...@hp.com www.hp.com [cid:image001.png@01C

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I think we've all been in this meeting... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg (it is safe for work) Cheers, Thad ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org "Where the Answers Are, and have been

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Ok, so this could be modified to incorporate any number of discovery tools, database of your choice, PC vendor you like (or dislike), etc. But you may find it funny and can perform your own variable substitution. "A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Mo

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Subject: Truths for Mature Humans 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing stinks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I

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Under the category of "Why didn't I think of that" http://gardner-webb.libguides.com/support.php TGIF -- Rebecca Boyd Application Administrator Wake Forest University ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.a

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Here is one for all those football fans getting ready for the big event on Sunday. Enjoy!! Four Quarterbacks go to Heaven God asks Eli Manningfirst: "What do you believe?" Manning thinks long and hard, looks God in His awesome eye, an

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with thanks to Tina New Words for the 21st Century Essential additions for the workplace vocabulary: BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps o

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Somebody o Insert humor here Somebody out there has to have something... Darrell Reading Systems Engineer Phone 479.204.5739 [EMAIL PROTECTED] Wal-Mart Stores, Inc. 805 Moberly Lane, MS-0560-68 Bentonville, AR 72716 Save Money. Live Better - *

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1. Stress Puppy: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiney 2. Is Visine.com a site for sore eyes?? 3. What did the DNA say to the other DNA?Do these genes make me look fat? 4. The primary function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the manufacturer an

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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. (That

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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs

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George Bush goes to a South American conference for a few days. While down there, an aide comes to him and whispers into his ear, " Sir, it is my unpleasant duty to inform you that last night, 3 Brazilian troops were killed in Iraq." The color visibly drained from the President's face, and burying

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A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.' She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as

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Airplanes Running Operating Systems Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems running them. DOS: Everybody pushes it till it glides, then jumps on and lets it coast till it skids, then jumps off, pushes, jumps back on, etc. DOS with QEMM:

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This is allegedly a true story. Engineers at a major aerospace company were instructed to test the effects of bird-strikes (notably geese) on the windshields of airliners and military jets. To simulate the effect of a goose colliding with an aircraft traveling at high speed, the test engineers buil

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I hear a variation on this a few years ago... Contractor's creed: If you can not Blind them with Brilliance, Dazzle them with Diligence, Baffle them with BS, then Bury them in Binders! Thorin ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or acce

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A VIP was being shown round an Edinburgh hospital. Towards the end of his visit he was shown to a ward of patients with no obvious signs of injury. Greeting the patient in the first bed the chap replies, "Fair fa' your honest sonsie face. Great chieftain o' the puddin' race." Being somewhat co

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I just found these so "funny" that you might like to see them too. If you have some time and what a few laughs... Login to BMC's support web site and search defects on the following three qualifications: Product Name: "AR System" Version: "7.0.1" Problem Area: "Web" Click the "Search" button. Sc

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Signs You Are No Longer a Kid You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead. You can live without sex but not without glasses. Your back goes out more than you do. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. You buy a compass for the dash of your car. Y

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Signs You Are No Longer a Kid You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead. You can live without sex but not without glasses. Your back goes out more than you do. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. You buy a compass for the dash of your car. Y

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Gidd, I like it. Here's a compliment to your post: 101 ways to know your software project is doomed. http://www.codesqueeze.com/101-ways-to-know-your-software-project-is-doo med/ Cheers! From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROT

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** Catholics will understand this better than us non-Catholics, but I thought it was funny.  My apologies if you don't.   A little Catholic boy tells his mother that he wants a new Nintendo DS.  His mother tells him "Go and write a letter to the baby Jesus, and tell Him what you'll do to get one".

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Old and not Remedy but still a lesson and still funny. Careless Coding Causes Killer Kangaroos The following apparently appeared in the June 15, 1999 Defence Science and Technology Organisation Lecture Series, Melbourne, Australia, and staff reports. The reuse of some object-oriented code h

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I'm sure this isn't new, but it's new to me... How Software Developers Differ From Drug Dealers ---- Drug Dealers Software Developers ---- Refer to their clients

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Title: OT: Friday Humor ** Are You Spending Too Much Time On Your Computer? Signs you are spending too much time on your computer: You start introducing yourself as "lord at pacbell dot net". Your spouse drapes a wig over your monitor to remind you of what he/she looks like.

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Title: OT: Friday Humor ** The "Good" Driver A patrol car has been following this vehicle for about 30 minutes now, when they finally decide to pull it over. The officer steps out and walks up to the driver's window. "Good afternoon sir" "Good afternoo

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Prison vs Work Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. IN PRISON..you spend the majority of your time in an 10X10 cell. AT WORKyou spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle. IN PRISON.you get

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Title: OT - Friday Humor ** O lny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

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Title: OT - Friday Humor ** Proverbs From the First Grade... A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb, and asked them to fill in the rest. Here's what the kids came up with: Better to be safe than... punch

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ystem discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Pruitt, Christopher (Bank of America Account) Sent: June 11, 2010 3:23 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT - Friday Humor Subject: Heart-warming lawyer story This is funny but this lawyer is a cold piece of work.

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lol -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Pruitt, Christopher (Bank of America Account) Sent: 11 June 2010 14:23 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT - Friday Humor Subject: Heart-warming lawyer story This is

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Dwayne Martin With apologies to my lawyer friends. -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Danny Kellett Sent: Friday, June 11, 2010 10:52 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: OT - Friday Humor lol -Origin

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st an ordinary lawyer. Dwayne Martin With apologies to my lawyer friends. -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Danny Kellett Sent: Friday, June 11, 2010 10:52 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: OT - Friday H

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100% agree. For those particularly frustrating days, I've got a link to that video on my Remedy Home Page in our Dev environment. Not sure I could get away with it in Prod. :-) My 8 year old daughter and I do this thing where we mimc that video with whatever topic comes to mind. My wife isn't

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I received that in my email this morning from linked in perhaps. VERY FUNNY! On Fri, Apr 11, 2014 at 11:43 AM, Thad Esser wrote: > ** > I think we've all been in this meeting... > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg > > (it is safe for work) > > Cheers, > Thad > _ARSlist: "Where th

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Sent: Friday, April 11, 2014 9:05 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: OT: Friday Humor ** I received that in my email this morning from linked in perhaps. VERY FUNNY! On Fri, Apr 11, 2014 at 11:43 AM, Thad Esser wrote: ** I think we've all been in this meeting..

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istie Pargeter | Sr Technical Analyst | tel 503-415-5149 > <503-415-5149>* > > > > *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: > arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] *On Behalf Of *Warren R. Baltimore II > *Sent:* Friday, April 11, 2014 9:05 AM > *To:* arslist@ARSL

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I love this one. Like many of you I have been the "expert" a number of times. On one occasion I was kicked by the Project Manager when started questioning the feasibility of what the customer wanted. That PM may or may not be a member of this community :) Jason On Fri, Apr 11, 2014 at 8:43 AM

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: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: [arslist] OT: Friday Humor ** I love this one. Like many of you I have been the "expert" a number of times. On one occasion I was kicked by the Project Manager when started questioning the feasibility of what the customer wanted. That PM may or may not be

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en us > techies. Who were just the drones that followed their great wisdom. > > > > *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: > arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] *On Behalf Of *Jason Miller > *Sent:* Friday, April 11, 2014 1:09 PM > *To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG

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Loved the 'conference'! Joe _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Jason Miller Sent: Friday, April 11, 2014 1:09 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: OT: Friday Humor ** I love this one. Like many of

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I was talking this morning with someone at my health club about Maxine Waters' statement yesterday that we would lose 170 million jobs - which is more than we actually have - and how anyone so stupid could get themselves elected to Congress. And the other one who thought that an island (Guam) migh

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Good 2 see since joke on friday..just to refresh eachones mind from the mamoth task...keping smiling. Have a nice day ahead folks In a shop a man asked for 1/2 kg of butter. The salesperson, a young boy, said that only 1kg packs were available in the shop, but the man insisted on buying only 1/2

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@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: OT: Friday Humor ** Good 2 see since joke on friday..just to refresh eachones mind from the mamoth task...keping smiling. Have a nice day ahead folks In a shop a man asked for 1/2 kg of butter. The salesperson, a young boy, said that only 1kg packs were available in

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Both funny jokes :-) _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Rajesh Nair Sent: Friday, March 01, 2013 2:55 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: OT: Friday Humor ** Good 2 see since joke on friday..just to refresh

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:22 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT - Friday Humor Subject: Truths for Mature Humans 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing stinks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wr

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Meyer -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Pruitt, Christopher (Bank of America Account) Sent: Friday, November 26, 2010 8:22 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT - Friday Humor Subject: Truths for Mature

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LOL! Took me a moment to figure out what you were looking at. Love a sense of humor! Warren On Fri, Sep 19, 2014 at 10:00 AM, Boyd, Rebecca wrote: > ** > Under the category of "Why didn't I think of that" > > http://gardner-webb.libguides.com/support.php > > TGIF > > -- > Rebecca Boyd > A

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st System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Warren R. Baltimore II Sent: Friday, September 19, 2014 9:06 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: OT: Friday Humor ** LOL! Took me a moment to figure out what you were looking at. Love a sense of humor! Warren O

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Nice... ;-> On 2/1/08, Shawn Rosenberry <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > ** Here is one for all those football fans getting ready for the big event > on Sunday. Enjoy!! > > Four Quarterbacks go to Heaven > > God asks Eli > Manningfirst:

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Here is the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational, which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the winners: 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the sub

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Julie, Excellent !! Thanks...Gidd -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Julie Rockwood Sent: Friday, March 14, 2008 1:00 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: OT: Friday Humor Here is the Washington Post&#

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UNCLASSIFIED AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a f

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http://www.newsday.com/media/flash/2009-04/46217527.swf Maybe not really that funny ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: "Where the Answers

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Nice, Chris! Too true! Rick -Original Message- From: "Pruitt, Christopher J" Date: Fri, 12 Jun 2009 10:18:21 To: Subject: OT: Friday Humor YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You have

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l. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Rick Cook Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 11:22 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: OT: Friday Humor Nice, Chris! Too true! Rick Fr

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, June 15, 2009 9:46 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: OT: Friday Humor ** May I add a few? You add somebody you see every day to your Facebook "Friends" list. You have more passwords than fingers, and mnemonics for all of them. You have never visited a physical bran

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You forgot one: Android: Just hit search and Google will figure out where you are where you are going and let you browse until you find something interesting. By the time you are finished, you forgot where you were going. On Fri, Nov 14, 2008 at 7:25 AM, Pruitt, Christopher J < [EMAIL PROTECTED]

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Endresen Sent: Friday, November 14, 2008 2:56 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: OT - Friday Humor ** You forgot one: Android: Just hit search and Google will figure out where you are where you are going and let you browse until you find something interesting. By the time you are finished, you

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ubject: OT - Friday Humor This is allegedly a true story. Engineers at a major aerospace company were instructed to test the effects of bird-strikes (notably geese) on the windshields of airliners and military jets. To simulate the effect of a goose colliding with an aircraft traveling at high

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riday, December 05, 2008 9:36 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT - Friday Humor This is allegedly a true story. Engineers at a major aerospace company were instructed to test the effects of bird-strikes (notably geese) on the windshields of airliners and military jets. To simulate the effect of a

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Subject: Re: OT - Friday Humor ** ROFL! I wonder what's more expensive? Explosive rounds or frozen chickens? We may be able to simultaneously defeat terrorism and feed third world nations... From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of P

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and Automation 860-766-4761 From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Pruitt, Christopher J Sent: Friday, December 05, 2008 9:36 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT - Friday Humor ** This is allegedly a true

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; ESPN IT Client Architecture and Automation > 860-766-4761 > > > -- > *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: > [EMAIL PROTECTED] *On Behalf Of *Pruitt, Christopher J > *Sent:* Friday, December 05, 2008 9:36 AM >

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ion Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: >> [EMAIL PROTECTED] *On Behalf Of *Pruitt, Christopher J >> *Sent:* Friday, December 05, 2008 9:36 AM >> *To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG >> *Subject:* OT - Friday Humor >> >> ** >> >> This is allegedly a t

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t;> Thanks >>> Peter Lammey >>> ESPN IT Client Architecture and Automation >>> 860-766-4761 >>> >>> >>> ------ >>> *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: >>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] *On Be

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Yupthe name of the episode was 'Chicken Gun'...:) _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Lammey, Peter A. Sent: Friday, December 05, 2008 10:50 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: OT - Friday Humor ** Did

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:45 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: OT - Friday Humor Yupthe name of the episode was 'Chicken Gun'...:) From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Lammey, Peter A. Sent: Friday, Decembe

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A project manager, hardware engineer and software engineer were in a car heading down a hill when the brakes failed. The driver managed to get it stopped by using the gears and a convenient dirt track. All three jumped out and after peering under the car the hardware engineer said, "I see what th

OT: Friday Humor - GUIDs

** " This is my GUID. There are many like it but this one is mine. My GUID is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my GUID is useless. Without my GUID I am useless."   http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/archives/2005_09.html   Stephen __20060125_

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I OWE MY MOTHER!! 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

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Sorry, sent this by mistake :) Original Message From: Anjali Gosain <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re:OT: Friday Humor Date: 4/24/2006 3:12 PM I OWE MY MOTHER!! 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill ea

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Title: OT - Friday Humor ** You can raed it esaeir if you are dlsyeixc. Smoe teims a "hndsiacp" can wrok for you. And my sepll cechekr ddint filncth. John J. ReiserSoftware Development AnalystRemedy Administrator/DeveloperLockheed Martin - MS2The star that burns twice as bright

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Title: OT - Friday Humor ** Mine flinched 11 times on below...   - Original Message - From: Reiser, John J Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Sent: Friday, August 25, 2006 9:43 AM Subject: Re: OT - Friday Humor ** You

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** I can read this fine, but I cnt rd txt msg spk tht esly.  Heck, i can't even write in text speak, let alone actually read it.  I get text messages from my daughter that are barely legible.   Kids, eh?  On 25/08/06, Pruitt, Christopher J <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: ** O lny srmat poelpe can rae

OT: Friday Humor - SANTA RESIGNS!!!!!

T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed He yelled at the elves and threw down his list Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks I have a good mind to scrap the whole works. I've busted my backside for darn near a year Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear The old lady

OT: Friday Humor (early, I know)

Folks, It's been a long week already, so I thought I'd send this out early, as it made me smile this morning. J === Gates vs. GM For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on.

OT-Friday Humor - Abbott and Costello

You may have seen this You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on... If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infa

OT: Friday Humor - the Purina Diet

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked me if I had a dog... I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her NO and that I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospi

OT: Friday Humor - Got any lemons?

I don't know if you guys have heard this one, but it's one of my favorites --- A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Hey barkeep, got any lemons?" The barkeep, without l

OT: Friday Humor: Happy Valentines like, whatever

[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Rick Cook Sent: Friday, February 15, 2008 9:03 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT: Friday Humor: Happy Valentines like, whatever ** Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual similes and metaphors found in

OT: Friday Humor: Happy Valentines like, whatever

Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual similes and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year's winners. Her face was a perfect oval, like a c

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Nice one! I needed that... Thanks Matt! Wed Jun 04 2008 08:07:32 AM CDT from Matt Reinfeldt to arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT: Friday Humor (early, I know) ** Folks, It's been a long week already, so I thought I'd send this out early, as it made me smile this

OT: Friday humor - 8.0 has been released!

I just got hit up for an engagement to do an upgrade from "Remedy 6.x to 8.0". David Easter! When were you planning on telling us that 8.0 had been released! Now I'm behind the curve again. ;-) Tim ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or

OT - Friday Humor - (Re: Remedy Skilled Professionals)

Thanks gang, for making my day easier... I had a great laugh since this turned out to be implied humor! You are the best!!! Cheers, -- Shyam - Original Message - From: "Watson, Benjamin A." <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Newsgroups: gmane.comp.crm.arsystem.general To: Sent: Friday, August 24, 200

Re: OT-Friday Humor - Abbott and Costello

I'm defiantly not old enough to remedy Abbott and Costello, but I've heard of the famous sketch and after reading this I went over to youtube to watch the actual sketch. Truly some funny stuff. Thanks Claire. On 8/31/07, Sanford, Claire <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > ** > > You may have seen this.

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Bah, I've been working on Remedy too much... that should be remember. lol On 8/31/07, Robert Halstead <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > I'm defiantly not old enough to remedy Abbott and Costello, but I've > heard of the famous sketch and after reading this I went over to > youtube to watch the actual s

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Thank you Claire this was great. >>> "Sanford, Claire" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> 8/31/2007 8:55 AM >>> You may have seen this You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flust

Re: OT: Friday Humor - Got any lemons?

," says the string, "I'm afraid not" (a frayed knot) J.T. Shyman Column Technologies _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Rahul AR User Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 2:39 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subj

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ho ho ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !! On Dec 7, 2007 10:23 PM, Durrant, Michael M. - ITSD <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > ** I don't know if you guys have heard this one, but it's one of my > favorites > > > -

Re: OT: Friday Humor: Happy Valentines like, whatever

> *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: > [EMAIL PROTECTED] *On Behalf Of *Rick Cook > *Sent:* Friday, February 15, 2008 9:03 AM > *To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG > *Subject:* OT: Friday Humor: Happy Valentines like, whatever > > ** Every year, E

Re: OT: Friday humor - 8.0 has been released!

Were they going to install it on Windows Server/SQL 2009, or Linux RHEL 6/Oracle 12? Did they offer a parking space for your flying car? Or at least to share their...um..."source of inspiration"? Rick On Fri, Jun 6, 2008 at 8:18 AM, Timothy Powell < [EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > I just got hit u

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Actually they do have a flying car... but we'll probably see version 8 before we see that in production. www.moller.com http://www.xconomy.com/2008/05/08/from-the-runway-to-the-road-terrafugia-redefines-the-flying-car-make-that-drivable-airplane/ Ben Cantatore Remedy Manager (914) 457-6209 Em

Re: OT: Friday humor - 8.0 has been released!

Oh, I think we'll all be drooling on ourselves at "the home" before anyone invents a vehicle that moves in three dimensions in a way that overcomes the fact that most people have enough trouble navigating in two. It is a cool concept, though, for the exceptions to the rule! It's sort of like AR S

Re: OT: Friday humor - 8.0 has been released!

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Re: OT: Friday humor - Here's your sign! (UNCLASSIFIED)

n't resist after the flying car thread. Gordon M. Frank DISA\Verizon FNS -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Gary Opela (Corporate) Sent: Friday, June 06, 2008 12:30 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: O

OT: Friday Humor...Maybe More Cool than Funny

Forgive me...this isn't exactly funny, but I think it's cool, and I know there are a lot of ex-military types on the list who might appreciate it: www.ladylibertyvictory.com/imagejpg.html Norm ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or a

OT Friday Humor: Special Letter from Mother to Son

Dearest Redneck Son, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last West Virg

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