RE: New York Bound

2006-06-01 Thread Dawson, Michael
If it were me, I would see The Dakotas, but I'm a Beatle's fan. M!ke ~| Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:207971 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.house

RE: Morning show surprise (nsfw)

2006-05-28 Thread Dawson, Michael
Yep. Actually, after *any* sex, the man and women should all urinate to lessen the possibility of any problems. Along these lines, you should also not brush your teeth directly before oral sex. Brushing can loosen the gums, or open small mouth wounds and let an infection in. M!ke -Origina

RE: CFFORM Crap

2006-05-22 Thread Dawson, Michael
Oops. Sorry. "display: block;" maybe? -Original Message- From: John Galt [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, May 22, 2006 2:41 PM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: CFFORM Crap I want the labels over the form element, not to the left. > -Original Message- &

RE: CFFORM Crap

2006-05-22 Thread Dawson, Michael
Perhaps something like this? "display: inline;" -Original Message- From: John Galt [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, May 22, 2006 2:35 PM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: CFFORM Crap How would I use that to change the location of the label for the form element? If I am using form gr

RE: Does anyone else hate text message shortcuts in technical emails?

2006-05-17 Thread Dawson, Michael
You are obviously not typing the correct words, then. M!ke -Original Message- From: Ian Skinner [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, May 17, 2006 2:55 PM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: Does anyone else hate text message shortcuts in technical emails? t9 is much better for IM'ing a

RE: Does anyone else hate text message shortcuts in technical emails?

2006-05-17 Thread Dawson, Michael
I'm surprised someone hasn't invented a keyboard that uses only your thumbs. M!ke -Original Message- From: Ian Skinner [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, May 17, 2006 1:49 PM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: Does anyone else hate text message shortcuts in technical emails? Unless y

RE: Does anyone else hate text message shortcuts in technical emails?

2006-05-17 Thread Dawson, Michael
I, too, would not respond to this whipper-snapper. Especially, if he was texting me while standing on my lawn. M!ke -Original Message- From: Jerry Johnson [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, May 17, 2006 12:54 PM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: Does anyone else hate text message s

RE: Does anyone else hate text message shortcuts in technical emails?

2006-05-17 Thread Dawson, Michael
I hate this laziness! Keep this crap in an IM where it make sense. I'm known to use these shortcuts, but only in IMs. Heck, I'm so otherwise anal that I attempt to send IMs with perfect spelling and grammar even though the recipients probably would not know the difference. I recently read an ar

RE: New mobile phone

2006-05-17 Thread Dawson, Michael
Treo 700w or 700p -Original Message- From: James Smith [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, May 17, 2006 8:07 AM To: CF-Community Subject: New mobile phone We are just about to get a new contract for our business phones and we have quite a large contract so we get pretty good allo

Russian Copter Crashes into Sea

2006-05-11 Thread Dawson, Michael
http://www.cnn.com/video/player/player.html?url=/video/world/2006/05/11/ vo.russia.copter.crash.reut&checkAgain=false&wm=native_nm ~| Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:206546 Archives: http://www.houseoffus

RE: drinking befor conception

2006-05-11 Thread Dawson, Michael
It depends on how many seamen and how long they have been out-to-sea. -Original Message- From: Paul Ihrig [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, May 11, 2006 11:51 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: drinking befor conception Bob, i am not talking about the mother. those tests are concl

RE: Boring lately.

2006-05-11 Thread Dawson, Michael
What we need are less politics and more breasts. -Original Message- From: Crow T. Robot [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, May 11, 2006 9:16 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: Boring lately. I've seen him over at CF-Talk lately answering questions. I think that whole battle betwee

RE: Download Acrobat Reader Here...

2006-05-08 Thread Dawson, Michael
Hmmm. I guess it could be, but it probably isn't. :-D -Original Message- From: So Kenfused [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, May 08, 2006 2:55 PM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: Download Acrobat Reader Here... Is md40 a md2020 reference? ~~~

RE: Download Acrobat Reader Here...

2006-05-08 Thread Dawson, Michael
I added the link to download the view. Thanks! -Original Message- From: Ian Skinner [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, May 08, 2006 2:47 PM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: Download Acrobat Reader Here... Remember, this is for a university web site where the users are not all that com

Download Acrobat Reader Here...

2006-05-08 Thread Dawson, Michael
In this day and age, how many of you still specify "Download Acrobat Reader Here" on any pages that may contain a PDF file? Maybe I'm a bit of a pro with viewing PDFs, so I don't think it's necessary to tell the user to download Acrobat reader. On the same page, we provide downloads for MS Word

RE: Those that said it would not happen :Net Neutrality voted down by congress.

2006-05-02 Thread Dawson, Michael
I'm not the network guy, but he doesn't always filter by port. He has the ability to filter by the application name, or so he tells me. M!ke -Original Message- From: Jochem van Dieten [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, May 02, 2006 1:51 PM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: Those that

RE: Those that said it would not happen :Net Neutrality voted down by congress.

2006-05-02 Thread Dawson, Michael
Total of 3,200 users. Of course, not all on at the same time. Simultaneous users would probably be around 500 employees/faculty and a couple hundred students. We have 20Mb "internet" bandwidth. Internally, we have 1Gb fiber running between all buildings (academic and residence halls). Our Cisco

RE: Anybody Into Digital Cameras?

2006-05-02 Thread Dawson, Michael
LOL -Original Message- From: Zaphod Beeblebrox [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, May 02, 2006 8:18 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: Anybody Into Digital Cameras? On 5/2/06, Dawson, Michael wrote: > > Yep, I have the same exact issue. > > The flash is not powerful/wi

RE: Those that said it would not happen :Net Neutrality voted down by congress.

2006-05-02 Thread Dawson, Michael
Our sys admin said it would choke on that. Our packet shaping only deals with our internet-routed data, not internal data. Our current bandwidth is 20Mb. Our current packetshaper will handle 100Mb. I don't know if there is a model that would support 10Gb. -Original Message- From: Nick

RE: Anybody Into Digital Cameras?

2006-05-02 Thread Dawson, Michael
Yep, I have the same exact issue. The flash is not powerful/wide enough to illuminate a larger area and then the camera produces a darker image. I think playing with the white balance, and flash exposure, settings have improved things, but it's a trial-and-error process. My wife doesn't want to

RE: Those that said it would not happen :Net Neutrality voted down by congress.

2006-05-02 Thread Dawson, Michael
We use Packeteer's Packet Shaper to throttle bandwidth. To catch those types of things, I believe it looks for the application, rather than the port, although it can look for the ports as well. Our network guy has to update this periodically, but he can tell the bandwidth used per application. I

RE: Anybody Into Digital Cameras?

2006-05-02 Thread Dawson, Michael
-Original Message----- From: Dawson, Michael [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, May 01, 2006 10:45 PM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: Anybody Into Digital Cameras? I also have an S50. I totally love that cam, except in low-light modes as you mentioned. It's been dropped a few times, b

RE: Those that said it would not happen :Net Neutrality voted down by congress.

2006-05-01 Thread Dawson, Michael
Call it "Bandwidth Throttling". We do not block any content since we are a liberal arts school. However, we do throttle the bandwidth for content such as that for file sharing applications. We don't block you, but have fun waiting on your one-bit-per-second connection. M!ke -Original Mess

RE: Anybody Into Digital Cameras?

2006-05-01 Thread Dawson, Michael
I also have an S50. I totally love that cam, except in low-light modes as you mentioned. It's been dropped a few times, by my wife, but it is still working just peachy. 5MP is just fine for the stuff I do. M!ke -Original Message- From: Gruss Gott [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monda

RE: Google Analytics

2006-05-01 Thread Dawson, Michael
In the future, it will be House of Fusion, not Wyld Stallyns, that brings total peace and harmony to the world. M!ke -Original Message- From: Robert Munn [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, May 01, 2006 11:35 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: Google Analytics Maybe you are reaching

RE: mysterious boom over San Diego

2006-04-27 Thread Dawson, Michael
This is exactly how Star Trek VI started! :-O -Original Message- From: Robert Munn [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, April 27, 2006 12:08 PM To: CF-Community Subject: mysterious boom over San Diego Some scientists have figured out where it came from, whether or not anyone is ow

RE: Domain Controller Issues

2006-04-27 Thread Dawson, Michael
Is the intranet server a member of the domain with the new domain controller, or is it a stand-alone server? -Original Message- From: James Smith [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, April 27, 2006 7:07 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Domain Controller Issues I have just added a Domai

RE: Mirroring IIS 5 across 10 machines

2006-04-27 Thread Dawson, Michael
We use: //Run this script from the "%systemroot%\System32\" directory. //Change the destination "/ts" value as needed. cscript.exe iiscnfg.vbs /copy /ts /tu /tp It's been a while since I ran this, but I believe you run this "from" the source server and "push" it to the destination server den

RE: Israel Launches

2006-04-25 Thread Dawson, Michael
So, you are saying your man-junk is less than 27"? -Original Message- From: Zaphod Beeblebrox [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, April 25, 2006 4:21 PM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: Israel Launches On 4/25/06, Michael Dinowitz <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > The interesting thing is

RE: anyone know how to uninstall IE7

2006-04-25 Thread Dawson, Michael
one know how to uninstall IE7 I think, by the number of posts he's dropped here in the past week +/-, it's been longer than that. :) Dawson, Michael wrote: > You didn't even give IE7 a full day of use? ~| Mess

RE: Firebug could possibly be even better than sliced bread.

2006-04-25 Thread Dawson, Michael
I totally agree! -Original Message- From: Zaphod Beeblebrox [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, April 25, 2006 12:50 PM To: CF-Community Subject: Firebug could possibly be even better than sliced bread. I've been doing a lot javascript work lately and finally got tired of the regul

RE: anyone know how to uninstall IE7

2006-04-25 Thread Dawson, Michael
You didn't even give IE7 a full day of use? -Original Message- From: Tony [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, April 25, 2006 10:39 AM To: CF-Community Subject: anyone know how to uninstall IE7 thanks.tw. ~| Messag

Opponents for Unnecessary Clicking

2006-04-24 Thread Dawson, Michael
On our intranet site, I am creating a couple pages for departments to place commonly-used forms (in .DOC and .PDF format) for users to download. Some of the forms we use are multi-part forms that cannot be downloaded, obviously. However, the departments still want these forms listed on the page

RE: Discovery of the day: I like battery powered tools

2006-04-20 Thread Dawson, Michael
Cool! I bought a ton of Black & Decker 18v tools, a couple of years ago, when we were building our deck. I love each and every one of them. I now have four 18v batteries that will definitely last a while, when working on projects. I just loves the orange! M!ke -Original Message- From:

RE: Set the Wayback Machine: Software Screenshots

2006-04-19 Thread Dawson, Michael
Damn. I just tried it again and it's broke yet again. -Original Message- From: William Bowen [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, April 19, 2006 9:25 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: Set the Wayback Machine: Software Screenshots WTF? 404s galore! On 4/18/06, Dawson, Mi

RE: Set the Wayback Machine: Software Screenshots

2006-04-19 Thread Dawson, Michael
Screenshots WTF? 404s galore! On 4/18/06, Dawson, Michael <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Full index of hundreds of applications: > http://www.screenshot.com/alphind.htm > > HTML/Web Editors: > http://www.screenshot.com/webedit.htm > > These are cool. There are apps on

RE: Set the Wayback Machine: Software Screenshots

2006-04-18 Thread Dawson, Michael
I stand corrected. It was "Gif Construction Set". http://www.screenshot.com/KeyScreen(s)3/gifconstr.htm Yeah, this site is bringing back some cool memories. I would like to know why half of the HTML editors were named after some sort of food. :-S -Original Message- From: Tony [mailto

Set the Wayback Machine: Software Screenshots

2006-04-18 Thread Dawson, Michael
Full index of hundreds of applications: http://www.screenshot.com/alphind.htm HTML/Web Editors: http://www.screenshot.com/webedit.htm These are cool. There are apps on there that I totally forgot! M!ke ~| Message: http://w

RE: Homesite+ Question

2006-04-18 Thread Dawson, Michael
-Community Subject: Re: Homesite+ Question hells yeah. i remember being STOKED to download it, crack it, and use it rather than notepad! how about lviewpro... anyone use that one? tw On 4/18/06, Dawson, Michael <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > I remember the big-ass buttons that took up quit

RE: Homesite+ Question

2006-04-18 Thread Dawson, Michael
I remember the big-ass buttons that took up quite a bit screen real estate. :D -Original Message- From: Tony [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, April 18, 2006 7:52 PM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: Homesite+ Question :) old school WHAT! ~~~

RE: Just pulled a good prank

2006-04-18 Thread Dawson, Michael
I agree. I thought it was great. The situation of the guy being on the phone, and having a co-worker overhearing it, well, it was priceless. Have you folks never played "Mad Gab". It's the same sort of phonetic game. It's awesome. M!ke -Original Message- From: Paul Ihrig [mailto:[EM

RE: Homesite+ Question

2006-04-18 Thread Dawson, Michael
lol I switched to HS from Hot Dog Pro, too! M!ke -Original Message- From: Tony [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, April 18, 2006 7:33 PM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: Homesite+ Question im kidding. it runs great on my machine, but it just throws me for a curveball everytime i tr

RE: The Death Psychic

2006-04-18 Thread Dawson, Michael
That's because... Ray will have been convalescing in his mansion after the accident. That is where the hospital maid, who was assigned to his care, will eventually, and accidentally, kill him. But it's ok! The nurse is totally hot! M!ke -Original Message- From: Nick McClure [mailto

The Death Psychic

2006-04-18 Thread Dawson, Michael
http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/ My death foretold: "A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on board)." At least I won't go alone. M!ke ~| Message: http://www.hous

RE: cool flash intro

2006-04-18 Thread Dawson, Michael
Cool! Thanks for the tip. -Original Message- From: Zaphod Beeblebrox [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, April 18, 2006 10:54 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: cool flash intro okay, I just went in to the options dialog and unchecked 'Let Javascript move or resize existing windows'

RE: cool flash intro

2006-04-18 Thread Dawson, Michael
XP with Firefox. -Original Message- From: Nick McClure [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, April 18, 2006 10:39 AM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: cool flash intro I've never had that happen before. What OS/Browser you using? > -Original Message- > From: Zaphod Beeblebrox [m

RE: cool flash intro

2006-04-18 Thread Dawson, Michael
Cool, but damnit, I hate sites that resize my browser. M!ke -Original Message- From: Tony [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, April 18, 2006 8:36 AM To: CF-Community Subject: cool flash intro http://60.ufc.com/ i love this flash work. check it out. tw ~

RE: to vector, from rgb photoshop style

2006-04-12 Thread Dawson, Michael
Cool! I forget the name of Flash's tool, but in Freehand it's the Trace tool. If you dbl-click the Trace tool, you will get quite a few options to create your vectors. M!ke -Original Message- From: Tony [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, April 12, 2006 7:15 AM To: CF-Community

RE: to vector, from rgb photoshop style

2006-04-12 Thread Dawson, Michael
I don't know about PS, but Flash and Freehand will mostly automatically convert to vectors. Freehand does a pretty good job. I don't really remember how good Flash does, but it will create vectors from a bitmap. You can always download a trial version. Thanks -Original Message- From:

RE: ACL question

2006-04-11 Thread Dawson, Michael
>From what I remember, you could create an FTP connection, but when you tried to use any FTP commands (dir, cd, get, put, etc), it would fail. That's when we realized we needed to open the other port. M!ke -Original Message- From: Dana Tierney [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, Ap

RE: ACL question

2006-04-11 Thread Dawson, Michael
It's been a while, I'm not a network person and I don't remember the details, but... When we setup FTP through our firewall, I think we had to open two different ports. There was 21 and another one. I don't remember if the other port was udp or not. This was strange because we only thought 21 w

RE: Steps to create a website

2006-04-11 Thread Dawson, Michael
You are so freaking hilarious! It's funny 'cause it's true! MAD -Original Message- From: William Bowen [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, April 11, 2006 4:06 PM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: Steps to create a website > I need non-technical, user friendly language explaining the

RE: Corvette Coolant System Question

2006-04-07 Thread Dawson, Michael
I'll certainly check into both of these suggestions. Thanks, guys! M!ke -Original Message- From: Ray Champagne [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 10:10 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: Corvette Coolant System Question I was going to suggest hooking up some kind of

RE: Corvette Coolant System Question

2006-04-07 Thread Dawson, Michael
OUCH! -Original Message- From: Zaphod Beeblebrox [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 10:07 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: Corvette Coolant System Question My wife has never been bothered by those red lights. When she was in high school, her dad found a 70's model T

RE: Corvette Coolant System Question

2006-04-07 Thread Dawson, Michael
One thing I learned from the guys at the parts stores is to use ONLY distilled water. No more tap water ever goes in the vette. I cleaned too much scale out of the surge tank when I replaced the radiator. No telling how much is in the rest of the engine. It needs a good flushing. In fact, my b

RE: Corvette Coolant System Question

2006-04-07 Thread Dawson, Michael
That is probably just what I need. I'll check the parts stores around here. Thanks! -Original Message- From: Zaphod Beeblebrox [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 9:59 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: Corvette Coolant System Question I used to put a radiator flushin

RE: Corvette Coolant System Question

2006-04-07 Thread Dawson, Michael
Yep. On the top/front of the motor. Pretty easy to get to. I have to take off the air intake hose and mass air sensor, pop a few vacuum hoses and then it's right there. With the thermostat housing, the 90-degree bend comes up about 2" above the motor and then turns to connect the heater hose.

RE: Corvette Coolant System Question

2006-04-07 Thread Dawson, Michael
I haven't invested much. I bought it from my dad-in-law. I'd prefer to do the work myself anyway. It's a pretty nice car, but needs quite a bit of work that I'm willing to do. I know it's a very simple solution. I have to get air from the coolant system. I may see if I can find a newer housin

RE: Corvette Coolant System Question

2006-04-07 Thread Dawson, Michael
iday, April 07, 2006 8:37 AM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: Corvette Coolant System Question Take off he radiator cap. Turn on the car. Should be all she wrote. -- Timothy Heald Analyst, Architect, Developer [EMAIL PROTECTED] W: 202-228-8372 C: 703-300-3911 -Original Message- From: Dawson, Mic

For Chesty Puller - Religious Bank

2006-04-07 Thread Dawson, Michael
Chesty, I thought you would like this.. On the way to work, I pass a Farmer's bank. On their electronic sign, they show the weather, time, etc. But the unique messages are the ones about God and Jesus. In this day and age where corporations and organizations fear religions, I thought this wa

Corvette Coolant System Question

2006-04-07 Thread Dawson, Michael
I have an '86 vette on which I recently replaced the radiator, thermostat and did a few other things to the coolant system. Therefore, I lost all of the coolant and had to replace it. Now, I have an air pocket that's travelling through the coolant system and I cannot find out to bleed the air.

RE: Question about pools

2006-04-06 Thread Dawson, Michael
If you use tile, you will need a solid, concrete foundation anyway. You will probably have to pull up the heaved (?) concrete and replace it for your tile to lay flat. Have you considered brick pavers instead of concrete? You'd have to make sure you have good drainage away from your pool otherwi

RE: Cats and Cars

2006-04-05 Thread Dawson, Michael
Dana, et al, I appreciate the tips. I'll call around and see what we, rather, the kids can do to save up and get their cats fixed. Thanks! -Original Message- From: Dana Tierney [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, April 05, 2006 8:08 PM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: Cats and Cars

RE: Cats and Cars

2006-04-05 Thread Dawson, Michael
Wow! This post just gave me a huge boner! j/k ;^) -Original Message- From: S. Isaac Dealey [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, April 05, 2006 5:45 PM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: Cats and Cars > Uh, yeah. I believe this. My wife believes it. Our marriage is > extremely hap

RE: Cats and Cars

2006-04-05 Thread Dawson, Michael
I totally agree about the leader of the household regarding Christianity. My wife's family is VERY religious. However, all of the men are pretty much treated as commodities. My wife is not anywhere near as bad as her sisters/mom, but you can tell, in those situations, that the men do not wear th

RE: Cats and Cars

2006-04-05 Thread Dawson, Michael
I could do that. Great idea! BTW, will ammonia hurt paint finishes? Anyone? Anyone? -Original Message- From: Sam [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, April 05, 2006 4:04 PM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: Cats and Cars Put the double stick tape on the cover. ~~~

RE: Cats and Cars

2006-04-05 Thread Dawson, Michael
I have one. They tend to climb on it even more since they can get a better grip. Either way, I don't think they scratch it as much. It was filthier than shit. So, I put it in the washer this morning against my wife's orders! See! I do have balls! Or, is it guts? Gawd, I hate cats! ;^) ---

RE: Cats and Cars

2006-04-05 Thread Dawson, Michael
5, 2006 3:53 PM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: Cats and Cars That's a ridiculous cop out. -- ##| -Original Message----- ##| From: Dawson, Michael ##| ##| Yes, men have the balls, but w

RE: Cats and Cars

2006-04-05 Thread Dawson, Michael
BTW, we have called around and no place around here will do it for free. M!ke -Original Message- From: Dawson, Michael [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, April 05, 2006 3:47 PM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: Cats and Cars >I think the male is $30 and the female is around $

RE: Cats and Cars

2006-04-05 Thread Dawson, Michael
>I think the male is $30 and the female is around $130. But I agree it's irresponsible to not do it now and then have to worry about 20 kittens next year. Well, the situation doesn't allow me to both keep the cats *and* get them fixed. I can't hardly afford to buy them the damn food as it is. On

RE: Cats and Cars

2006-04-05 Thread Dawson, Michael
Yes, men have the balls, but women have the vagina. -Original Message- From: Erika L. Walker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, April 05, 2006 3:30 PM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: Cats and Cars ##| From: Dawson, Michael ##| ##| I totally agree, but I'm married to a wife.

RE: Cats and Cars

2006-04-05 Thread Dawson, Michael
That's an idea, but I gotta do something she *doesn't* like. -Original Message- From: Ben Doom [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, April 05, 2006 3:16 PM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: Cats and Cars Start wizzing on her car and blame the cats.... --Ben Dawson, Mic

RE: f*cking annoying - Wed rant

2006-04-05 Thread Dawson, Michael
Dawson, Michael wrote: > We are getting ready to purchase a Barracuda spam filter. I hope that > works. If not, I want to completely disable it for my mailbox. Our Barracuda works very well. It's pretty customizable on a global level. And, as you wish, if you don't like it, you can

RE: Cats and Cars

2006-04-05 Thread Dawson, Michael
I totally agree, but I'm married to a wife. You think I actually have any freaking say in this matter? She won't care until it starts scratching her car or pissing on something of hers. I'm the minority here. Can I get a "Hell, yeah!" from all you other husbands? ;^) M!ke -Original Mess

RE: f*cking annoying - Wed rant

2006-04-05 Thread Dawson, Michael
Are you using the quarantine feature that gives you a web site to accept/reject your spam? We want to put as much control, in the hands of the users, as possible. M!ke -Original Message- From: Zaphod Beeblebrox [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, April 05, 2006 2:07 PM To: CF-Co

RE: Cats and Cars

2006-04-05 Thread Dawson, Michael
This is the best idea yet! We already have Hammie the hamster. He's the best damn pet we have! M!ke -Original Message- From: Duane [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, April 05, 2006 2:11 PM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: Cats and Cars Hook them up to exhaust fumes while the kid

RE: Cats and Cars

2006-04-05 Thread Dawson, Michael
That is exactly what I don't want to do. I don't want to spend another damn cent on those damn things. I didn't want them in the first place and I told my kids that they were 100% responsible for any costs and upkeep. Now, my wife is protecting the kids' feelings by not letting me execute the li

RE: f*cking annoying - Wed rant

2006-04-05 Thread Dawson, Michael
Oh, yeah, baby!!! Tell it like it is! We have GFI Mail Essentials spam filter on our mail servers. I would much prefer to just shut it down and let me handle all of my spam in a single location. Now, since GFI sucks, as far as I'm concerned, I have to clean spam out of my Bayesian mail folder as

RE: Cats and Cars

2006-04-05 Thread Dawson, Michael
I thought about that. Other than scratching the paint on the hood, they also climb on the convertible top. For their sake, I would hate to come home and see claw marks on there. These are all great suggestions. I don't mind the cats that much, but I like my car better than that cats. ;^) M!ke

RE: Cats and Cars

2006-04-05 Thread Dawson, Michael
Good idea! -Original Message- From: Ian Skinner [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, April 05, 2006 12:38 PM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: Cats and Cars Any suggestions on how I can train them to stay away from places they are not allowed? Or, are all cats little bastards that ca

RE: Cats and Cars

2006-04-05 Thread Dawson, Michael
Well, these are our kids' cats. They used to be housecats until they started pissing and crapping on everything, so we put them outside. (A lady friend of ours gave them to my daughters w/o my approval, unfortunately.) M!ke -Original Message- From: G [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: We

Cats and Cars

2006-04-05 Thread Dawson, Michael
OK, short of a few bullets, how do I keep those fekking cats of my car? I keep the car under the carport that is shared with two cats and their four-day-old kittens. Let me add that I am NOT a cat lover and I wish they were all dead or just kept far away from me. Everytime I park the car in the

RE: powerpoint question

2006-04-03 Thread Dawson, Michael
>From the PowerPoint help files... To build text on a slide one bullet at a time, it is quickest and easiest to apply a preset animation scheme (animation scheme: Adds preset visual effects to text on slides. Ranging from subtle to exciting, each scheme usually includes an effect for the s

RE: Cartoon Network

2006-03-30 Thread Dawson, Michael
My uncles used to have some plastic-injected figures of this guy's characters. I would guess they still have them and are probably worth a small fortune. This was about 30+ years ago. I remember seeing them when I was a young child. -Original Message- From: Scott Stewart [mailto:[EMAIL

RE: Cartoon Network

2006-03-30 Thread Dawson, Michael
http://www.crazyfrogonline.com/ -Original Message- From: Loathe [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, March 30, 2006 9:09 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Cartoon Network Has this amazing little CGI dude. I don't know what to call him. They do these little shorts where he jump around

RE: Cartoon Network

2006-03-30 Thread Dawson, Michael
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axel_F_(Crazy_Frog_song) -Original Message- From: Loathe [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, March 30, 2006 9:09 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Cartoon Network Has this amazing little CGI dude. I don't know what to call him. They do these little shorts

RE: Cartoon Network

2006-03-30 Thread Dawson, Michael
I know it's a frog, but I can't remember his entire name. The first one, where he sat on an invisible cycle was cool. After that, it kinda got old. Axel F is the tune. M!ke -Original Message- From: Ben Doom [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, March 30, 2006 9:22 AM To: CF-Commu

RE: Oh the horror!

2006-03-29 Thread Dawson, Michael
Obviously, she only tested (?) it in IE. At least, in IE, you can make out the text a bit better. But, it's freaking horrible! ~| Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:202141 Archives: http://www.houseoffusio

RE: New Office UI Presentation

2006-03-29 Thread Dawson, Michael
I won't call Outlook "crap", but I will say it is overflowing with crap that I, and most people, probably never use, or even know about. My greatest wish for Outlook would be support for regular expressions within the Rules and Alerts area. Regex would certainly help filter out spam that our spam

RE: Mid-Week Rant: Pull Up Your Pants!

2006-03-29 Thread Dawson, Michael
>Nope, not down, up... If they're loose enough to slide up from their thighs (which they usually are), then that gives you lots of good lead to get a good strong upward thrust going before the crotch hits their asshole and lifts them off the ground. That is too funny! :D

Mid-Week Rant: Pull Up Your Pants!

2006-03-29 Thread Dawson, Michael
OK, how many of you want to go up to that damn kid, whose pants are already down to his thighs, and just yank them down the rest of the way? Hell, what's the point of even wearing the pants? That has got to be the stupidest fncking trend that teens do now. M!ke ~~~

RE: So Yankee or Dixie?

2006-03-28 Thread Dawson, Michael
48% Dixie. Barely in Yankeedom. ~| Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:201910 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubs

RE: Rabid blacklisting

2006-03-23 Thread Dawson, Michael
He created CFUnited 10+ years ago. M!ke -Original Message- From: Loathe [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, March 23, 2006 1:04 PM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: Rabid blacklisting I hope he comes to CF United. ~|

RE: Chase Phishing Attempts

2006-03-23 Thread Dawson, Michael
I like the ones where the spammers are too fekking lazy to even test their spam. For example, I have been receiving these for a couple of weeks: "From: [%from_name%]" But, I guess there are people still stupid enough to open those email messages anyway. M!ke _ From: Tony [mailto:

MACR/Adobe Studio Licensing

2006-03-22 Thread Dawson, Michael
Two years ago, we purchased MACR Studio MX with a two-year subscription. In a couple of months, our subscription expires and we will have to renew. So, does this mean we only need to purchase a new two-year subscription, or do we need to purchase the new, comparable, Adobe suite and a new two-yea

RE: Windows XP mapped drive

2006-03-22 Thread Dawson, Michael
Check the Windows Firewall. I had the same issue a while back when I was configging my daughter's PC on our home network. I thought there was a setting in the firewall that disallowed shares, but I could be wrong. M!ke -Original Message- From: Adkins, Randy [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] S

RE: Anbody Watch Family Guy?

2006-03-21 Thread Dawson, Michael
I like it when Peter puts Raggedy Ann and Andy in the car with Chris and he yells, "Why aren't you talking to me?!?!" -Original Message- From: Jim Davis [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, March 20, 2006 11:51 PM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: Anbody Watch Family Guy? > -Original

RE: I'm a little prouder of my workplace today.

2006-03-15 Thread Dawson, Michael
Those are going around here (UE) and USI as well. M!ke -Original Message- From: Jerry Johnson [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, March 15, 2006 1:29 PM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: I'm a little prouder of my workplace today. I've got a couple of white t-shirts with the logo. T

RE: military recruiting on college campuses

2006-03-07 Thread Dawson, Michael
No shit!!! Kids these days are, in general, horrible. M!ke -Original Message- From: Harry Watson [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 9:21 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: military recruiting on college campuses i think they shouldn't need to recruit on campuses.. i

RE: Photoshop Online Classes

2006-03-06 Thread Dawson, Michael
I don't likes Fireworks. I loves it! PS is way overkill for any web development we may do. The only thing I love about PS is the resize and crop tool that works in a single step. M!ke -Original Message- From: Loathe [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, March 06, 2006 8:57 AM To: C

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