Arghhh - I shouldn't have let this out of the bag - there's clearly a
_massive_ EU research funding opportunity here - now, how do I go about
obtaining time on the large Hadron Collider???
Dave M.
On Jul 28 2011, dave.mal...@york.ac.uk wrote:
Hang on, hang on - if the electrons exceed the speed of light then either
a: their mass will go infinite and the cable will implode into a mini
black hole
or
b: they will decay into tachyons resulting in the sound coming out of the
speaker before it has even been recorded
Dav M.
On Jul 27 2011, David Worrall wrote:
I have been browsing this list long enough to observe that this
phenomena only occurs (or at least is only reported, on this list,
albeit with annual regularity) in Northern Hemisphere summers.
Down under, the summers are so hot that the electrons want to pass
through cable as quickly as possible, so they exhibit an exact opposite
characteristic: Temporal Intensification Dilation (also DIT,
unfortunately); thought to be the caused as them exceeding the speed of
light in order to 'get the f*** outa there'.
The phenomena can be reversed, or at least alleviated from a 3rd person
perspective, by plugging the cables into a live mains socket and biting
hard on the other end.
David
On 28/07/2011, at 3:42 AM, Sampo Syreeni wrote:
On 2011-07-27, umashankar mantravadi wrote:
havent you heard of tired electron distortion ? (TID). the electrons
in speaker wire get tired moving back and forth and not going
anywhere. the solution is to disconnect the speaker every few hours
connect a battery one side and short the other, so all the old
electrons can be flushed out (i think i read this in the wireless
world)
Alternatively you can have spare cables, and slowly drain them over
night in an upright position.
--
Sampo Syreeni, aka decoy - de...@iki.fi, http://decoy.iki.fi/front
+358-50-5756111, 025E D175 ABE5 027C 9494 EEB0 E090 8BA9 0509 85C2
_______________________________________________
Sursound mailing list
Sursound@music.vt.edu
https://mail.music.vt.edu/mailman/listinfo/sursound
_____________________________________________
Dr David Worrall
Adjunct Research Fellow, Australian National University
david.worr...@anu.edu.au
Board Member, International Community for Auditory Display
Regional Editor, Organised Sound (CUP)
IT Projects, Music Council of Australia
worrall.avatar.com.au sonification.com.au
-------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was
scrubbed... URL:
<https://mail.music.vt.edu/mailman/private/sursound/attachments/20110728/bffc3272/attachment.html>
_______________________________________________ Sursound mailing list
Sursound@music.vt.edu
https://mail.music.vt.edu/mailman/listinfo/sursound
_______________________________________________
Sursound mailing list
Sursound@music.vt.edu
https://mail.music.vt.edu/mailman/listinfo/sursound
_______________________________________________
Sursound mailing list
Sursound@music.vt.edu
https://mail.music.vt.edu/mailman/listinfo/sursound
