a: in the northern hemisphere - because there are more people (masses- Kyrie Eleison!) and b: in the southern hemisphere - which is why the electroacoustic music is so 'advanced' there
drw On 28/07/2011, at 4:50 PM, dave.mal...@york.ac.uk wrote: > Hang on, hang on - if the electrons exceed the speed of light then either > > a: their mass will go infinite and the cable will implode into a mini black > hole > > or > > b: they will decay into tachyons resulting in the sound coming out of the > speaker before it has even been recorded > > > Dav M. > > On Jul 27 2011, David Worrall wrote: > >> I have been browsing this list long enough to observe that this phenomena >> only occurs (or at least is only reported, on this list, albeit with annual >> regularity) in Northern Hemisphere summers. >> >> Down under, the summers are so hot that the electrons want to pass through >> cable as quickly as possible, so they exhibit an exact opposite >> characteristic: Temporal Intensification Dilation (also DIT, unfortunately); >> thought to be the caused as them exceeding the speed of light in order to >> 'get the f*** outa there'. >> >> The phenomena can be reversed, or at least alleviated from a 3rd person >> perspective, by plugging the cables into a live mains socket and biting hard >> on the other end. >> >> David >> On 28/07/2011, at 3:42 AM, Sampo Syreeni wrote: >> >>> On 2011-07-27, umashankar mantravadi wrote: >>>> havent you heard of tired electron distortion ? (TID). the electrons in >>>> speaker wire get tired moving back and forth and not going anywhere. the >>>> solution is to disconnect the speaker every few hours connect a battery >>>> one side and short the other, so all the old electrons can be flushed out >>>> (i think i read this in the wireless world) >>> Alternatively you can have spare cables, and slowly drain them over night >>> in an upright position. >>> -- >>> Sampo Syreeni, aka decoy - de...@iki.fi, http://decoy.iki.fi/front >>> +358-50-5756111, 025E D175 ABE5 027C 9494 EEB0 E090 8BA9 0509 85C2 >>> .... > > > _______________________________________________ > Sursound mailing list > Sursound@music.vt.edu > https://mail.music.vt.edu/mailman/listinfo/sursound _____________________________________________ Dr David Worrall Adjunct Research Fellow, Australian National University david.worr...@anu.edu.au Board Member, International Community for Auditory Display Regional Editor, Organised Sound (CUP) IT Projects, Music Council of Australia worrall.avatar.com.au sonification.com.au -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <https://mail.music.vt.edu/mailman/private/sursound/attachments/20110728/c18b7dd9/attachment.html> _______________________________________________ Sursound mailing list Sursound@music.vt.edu https://mail.music.vt.edu/mailman/listinfo/sursound
