certain kinds of sounds (like the hindu om, which has to produced while breathing in) or known to slow the universe down, including the electrons in loudspeaker wires - even extremely snake-y wires. the result after a time is that the electrons pool in the wire and form a bose-einstein condensate. (no i did not read about this in the wireless world). i dont like bose loudspeakers so it is not subliminal advertising either. umashankar
i have published my poems. read (or buy) at http://stores.lulu.com/umashankar > Date: Thu, 28 Jul 2011 07:57:48 +0100 > From: dave.mal...@york.ac.uk > To: sursound@music.vt.edu > Subject: Re: [Sursound] Distance perception (really speaker wire discussion!) > > Arghhh - I shouldn't have let this out of the bag - there's clearly a > _massive_ EU research funding opportunity here - now, how do I go about > obtaining time on the large Hadron Collider??? > > Dave M. > > On Jul 28 2011, dave.mal...@york.ac.uk wrote: > > >Hang on, hang on - if the electrons exceed the speed of light then either > > > > a: their mass will go infinite and the cable will implode into a mini > > black hole > > > >or > > > >b: they will decay into tachyons resulting in the sound coming out of the > >speaker before it has even been recorded > > > > > > Dav M. > > > >On Jul 27 2011, David Worrall wrote: > > > >> I have been browsing this list long enough to observe that this > >> phenomena only occurs (or at least is only reported, on this list, > >> albeit with annual regularity) in Northern Hemisphere summers. > >> > >> Down under, the summers are so hot that the electrons want to pass > >> through cable as quickly as possible, so they exhibit an exact opposite > >> characteristic: Temporal Intensification Dilation (also DIT, > >> unfortunately); thought to be the caused as them exceeding the speed of > >> light in order to 'get the f*** outa there'. > >> > >> The phenomena can be reversed, or at least alleviated from a 3rd person > >> perspective, by plugging the cables into a live mains socket and biting > >> hard on the other end. > >> > >>David > >>On 28/07/2011, at 3:42 AM, Sampo Syreeni wrote: > >> > >>> On 2011-07-27, umashankar mantravadi wrote: > >>> > >>>> havent you heard of tired electron distortion ? (TID). the electrons > >>>> in speaker wire get tired moving back and forth and not going > >>>> anywhere. the solution is to disconnect the speaker every few hours > >>>> connect a battery one side and short the other, so all the old > >>>> electrons can be flushed out (i think i read this in the wireless > >>>> world) > >>> > >>> Alternatively you can have spare cables, and slowly drain them over > >>> night in an upright position. > >>> -- > >>> Sampo Syreeni, aka decoy - de...@iki.fi, http://decoy.iki.fi/front > >>> +358-50-5756111, 025E D175 ABE5 027C 9494 EEB0 E090 8BA9 0509 85C2 > >>> _______________________________________________ > >>> Sursound mailing list > >>> Sursound@music.vt.edu > >>> https://mail.music.vt.edu/mailman/listinfo/sursound > >> > >>_____________________________________________ > >>Dr David Worrall > >>Adjunct Research Fellow, Australian National University > >>david.worr...@anu.edu.au > >>Board Member, International Community for Auditory Display > >>Regional Editor, Organised Sound (CUP) > >>IT Projects, Music Council of Australia > >>worrall.avatar.com.au sonification.com.au > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was > >> scrubbed... URL: > >> <https://mail.music.vt.edu/mailman/private/sursound/attachments/20110728/bffc3272/attachment.html> > >> > >> _______________________________________________ Sursound mailing list > >> Sursound@music.vt.edu > >> https://mail.music.vt.edu/mailman/listinfo/sursound > > > > > >_______________________________________________ > >Sursound mailing list > >Sursound@music.vt.edu > >https://mail.music.vt.edu/mailman/listinfo/sursound > > > > _______________________________________________ > Sursound mailing list > Sursound@music.vt.edu > https://mail.music.vt.edu/mailman/listinfo/sursound -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <https://mail.music.vt.edu/mailman/private/sursound/attachments/20110728/128da6a3/attachment.html> _______________________________________________ Sursound mailing list Sursound@music.vt.edu https://mail.music.vt.edu/mailman/listinfo/sursound
