As I was watching UCD slaughter healthy trees in Clark Park
Although UCD and FoCP have been pushing for a while now to get the dead trees removed from the park, I believe it was the Fairmont Park Arborist who decided to cut the (non-dead) trees. I believe his decision was based on the Morris Arboretum study from a few years back. Just say'n, Doc On 7/7/07, Glenn <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
Dear UCD cheerleaders, As I was watching UCD slaughter healthy trees in Clark Park in honor of the rich folks coming to our ghetto with upscale wine, I started feeling the funky vibe pulsating through my spine. I'd like to do a project in partnership with UCD and I was hoping you UCD cronies could help me. Lewis thinks I'm a bad bad man like John Fenton so he won't lie to me directly. His only communication with me has been to see that I receive my quota of trash tickets. I searched to find out what the world record was for the largest, "FUCK UCD" sign. I was thrilled to find out that this is a wide open area for us to show the world our funky vibe because there is no standing world record for largest, FUCK UCD sign! When the orchestra shows up, there will certainly be news helicopters tracking the brave rich folks and their close encounter with the ghetto. Before they arrive, we can take the lime in Tony's FOCP private soccer shed and using funky calligraphy construct a FUCK UCD across the entire stretch of Tony's FOCP private soccer field. Fox news may even cover this event and the whole country might get to see our funky vibe here in the district. Let's have those highly paid flackettes get busy promoting our upcoming FUCK UCD world record and stop writing those news stories about Mr. Fenton. We'll show that Blackwell who rules over this district! Who does that obstructionist woman think she is anyway? How dare she interfere with our utopian plutocracy. Thanks in advance for any help you cronies can offer for this effort. There may even be some precious glittering fool's gold for you. Of course, Tony won't share the precious ring of power with you because it and UCD park belong to the trolls. Just make sure to wear your sunscreen for the big event because there probably won't be living trees remaining to offer shade in the UCD Park. I'm so excited! Feelin' funked up, Glenn PS: Does anyone know the total number of healthy trees slaughtered to date? Like with poor people, rich folks shouldn't have to look at ghetto trees when they get here.
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