I'm sorry, that answer is only a little better than "Its in the library somewhere."
You get an F. On Mon, Nov 19, 2012 at 1:53 PM, ChemE Stewart <cheme...@gmail.com> wrote: > Read my blog > > > On Monday, November 19, 2012, James Bowery wrote: > >> Pop quiz! >> >> Kepler is famous for having solved calculus derivation of minima and >> maxima of a curve when presented with the challenge of finding the optimum >> shape for a barrel of dill pickles to go with the tasty char broiled >> hamburgers that history now recognizes as the inspiration for flavour in >> physics. >> >> Kepler is also famous for having found the closed form solution to the >> two body orbital problem where the mass and velocities of two co-orbiting >> bodies is known. >> >> Given the mass of the earth and the purported orbital speed of the >> gremlin of thousands of kilometers per second, what is the minimum mass of >> a gremlin that can result in a maximal orbital velocity of just 1000 >> kilometers per second? >> >> On Mon, Nov 19, 2012 at 12:36 PM, ChemE Stewart <cheme...@gmail.com>wrote: >> >> Notice Woflram does not show you the particle mass. Orbits depend on >> more than just velocity. Also notice that the research does not place a >> lower limit on mass: >> >> "If the WIMP is heavy even with optimistic assumptions and large exposures >> it will only be possible to place a lower limit on its mass" >> >> Also notice that two body Kepler orbits do not necessarily orbit around >> the center of mass of either object they orbit a barycenter, which may >> place their orbit above and below the surface of matter that they weakly >> interact with. >> >> Also notice that if a good portion of your orbit is through a mass that >> you interact gravitationally with it will attempt to lock you in as opposed >> to an orbiting satellite in space. Just like the moving ocean mass will >> attempt to steer you gravitationally. >> >> Also notice that your hamburger just disappeared thru beta decay while >> you were not watching and listening to me. >> >> Stewart >> darkmattersalot.com >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, Nov 19, 2012 at 1:21 PM, James Bowery <jabow...@gmail.com> wrote: >> >> My, Goodness! >> >> You'd better get over there to Wolfram's model of WIMP Orbiting Inside >> Earth >> >> http://demonstrations.wolfram.com/WIMPOrbitingInsideEarth/ >> >> And tell them to fix their units labeling. If one were a hamburger >> helper physicist, one might be led to believe that the speed unit was m/s >> rather than km/s! >> >> >> On Mon, Nov 19, 2012 at 12:09 PM, ChemE Stewart <cheme...@gmail.com>wrote: >> >> Stick to cooking hamburgers. You make much more sense in your field of >> knowledge >> >> local WIMP speed distribution is known (Maxwellian with vc=220 km/s) >> http://conferences.fnal.gov/dmwksp/Talks/AGreen.pdf >> >> fits great with my orbital model speed and mass of a massive collapsed >> particle >> >> I have supplied plenty of predictions as to location and detection for >> you/others to prove me wrong. I have also supplied plenty of observations >> that fit. I suggest you camp out near an actively growing sinkhole and >> cook your hamburgers on your beta decay grill. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, Nov 19, 2012 at 12:42 PM, James Bowery <jabow...@gmail.com>wrote: >> >> iYes, of course! The weak interaction, which essentially disappears at a >> distance of around 10^-17m, provides many orders of magnitude greater force >> than does gravitation at scales of 10^3m. This is why a gremlin travelling >> at speeds orders of magnitude above escape velocity, is able to avoid >> escape from the earth as it orbits through the earth. It also explains why >> this "Kepler orbit" of the gremlin is locked to the rotation of the earth >> so as to keep the geographic intersection points to the surface of the >> earth effects more or less constant. No other orbital system but >> geostationary orbit is so locked to the rotation of the earth because those >> orbits are more than 10^-17m from earth and therefore cannot enjoy the >> sizzling juicy smoked flavor, dare I say "charm" of hamburger that has >> benefitted from helpers such fermionic fiesta cheese sauce. >> >> >> On Thu, Nov 15, 2012 at 1:46 PM, ChemE Stewart < >> >>
