--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Er, Hugh, sorry to suggest, but maybe you were being compared to Fox > News -- what with their fair and balanced reporting. > > Hell with balanced, people. How'sbout we take a stand and start some > propaganda too. You know, let's balance and make fair the tsunami of > war cries being heard from every media outlet. > > Here I'll kickstart this. > > Let's all start swift-Borat-ing disinformation everywhere. > > Here's some stories just waiting for mass consumption: > > 1. The CIA was behind the Oprah school scandal. Condolezza found a > way to pepper the faculty with operatives from her private guard -- a > secret battalion of genetically altered lezzies with the "heart gene" > removed. > > 2. It's common knowledge that the military superiors of Dubya are all > millionaires today from taking the bribes for creating the paperwork > to make it seem like GeorgieBoy could, you know, fly a plane. > > 3. Cheney's shotgunning actually hit two people, and he killed > another member of the hunting party who was the group's "butler who > carried their guns." He's buried out there under a brush pile -- one > of the very brush piles DumbYuck is always seen creating on his ranch > cuz he's such a goi donchaknow. The butler's widow is a millionaire now. > > 4. The Internet's still-free-to-report-the-truth blogosphere is the > true White Knight of the world, and because of it, over half the kids > under 30 in Iran cannot get enough Levi jeans, Jay-Z, and booze- fests. > They think the values of their parents are poopy. They're already > Americans! See? Given another few years they will be banning the > burka and watching TV shows like "Clit Nation," "Iranian Idol," "Ugly > Yentl," "Dancing with the Sufis," and "Dirty Sexy Mullahs." > > 5. Rush Limbaugh has "kill" and "hate" tattooed under his man boobs. > > 6. Rudy Giuliani is having an affair with Ann Coulter -- each having > an addiction to rubber costumes.
This is interesting Edg, the funny thing is I'm English and haven't got a clue what you're talking about! I've honestly never heard of these people, except Anne Coulter her reputation for freakshow madness has travelled across the pond unfortunately. As long as she doesn't follow it we'll be happy. > 7. Turq left France because of, you know, his lisp. Sorry but I wouldn't consider making fun of someones speech impediment, ever. Especially someone I like and respect. > Edg >
