Ah aircondition and tel line are off BUT INTERNET WORKS! lets make use of it in the middle of the night...
Hej Curtis in Blue seems we've exceeded the legal character limit in this joke. --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "curtisdeltablues" <curtisdeltablues@...> wrote: > > Wow, how did you find a Jew living money joke, did you have to translate it from the German? > > My favorite joke from this genre is funny only because it marries two of the most popular joke memes in history.(a classic joke trinity, like the Englishman, the Scots man and the Irishman. and "an X walks into a bar" a classic opening line a.o. that tend to make a sharp point about some aspect of culture or belief that most often needs a bit of a jab. ) : > > A Priest a Rabbi and a kangaroo enter a bar. > > The bartender looks up and says: "Why the long face and huge handbag?" > > "What is this, some kind of a joke?" A Priest, a Rabbi and a kangaroo enter a bar, (The Rabbi says:"Hey, did you hear the one joke about us?") but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative Because imagine it continues like this: The kangaroo looks around and says, "Saints preserve us! I'm in the wrong joke!" The logic behind your favorite meta-genre? Could it be: "If P, so why not Q?" Wind and rain can spell imminent doom for a sand castle. ...enjoy your sunny and dry days I'm Singing in the rain I'm laughin' the clouds so dark up above http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7QL46cK7B8 > > > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "seventhray1" steve.sundur@ wrote: > > > > > > A Priest, Rabbi, and Baptist Minister were discussing their methods of > > dealing with the collection needed to operate their chuches or > > synagogoue. The Priest said, "I take the collection each week, draw a > > circle on the ground, throw it up in the air and that which lands inside > > the circle I use for the service of God and the Church, and what which > > lands outside I use for my own needs". The Baptist Minister nodded and > > said it was a good method, and that he also drew a circle, and threw the > > collection in the air, and that part which landed outside the circle > > was used for the service of God and the Church, and that which landed > > inside was used for his own needs. The Rabbi, nodded, acknowledging the > > validity of these methods and said he throws the collection up in the > > air, and said what God needs he can keep and that which falls on the > > ground he uses for his own needs. > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, merudanda <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > > > ...were seated next to one another in the first class section of an > > > airplane. The stewardess approached them and asked what they wanted to > > > drink. "I'll have a martini," said the rabbi. "How about you, sir?" > > the > > > stewardess asked the Baptist Minister. "You should ask me, a man of > > > God, that my lips should touch alcohol? Why, I'd sooner commit > > adultry!" > > > The minister said indignantly. > > > The Rabbi waved at stewardess, "Hold the martini! I didn't know we had > > a > > > choice ..." > > > What the Priest said--- I forgot....you may "fill in" what you have > > [:D] > > > [:x] > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "seventhray1" steve.sundur@ > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Okay, I'll just give you the start, and you can fill in the rest. "A > > > > Priest and a Rabbi, and a Baptist Minister were............. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Tom Pall thomas.pall@ wrote: > > > > > > > > > > On Fri, Aug 5, 2011 at 10:33 PM, seventhray1 steve.sundur@: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tommy Pall don't need no stinkin joke. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's Swami Tommy. And indeed I don't need no stinkin joke. A > > good > > > > one > > > > > now and then are appreciated. If anyone can help me find it, I'm > > > > looking > > > > > for the writeup about how God has a sense of humor (no, not just > > > > because he > > > > > created Alex or because there are WalMart customers). This piece > > > goes > > > > on > > > > > to say that God not only loves those who take a joke but leave one > > > as > > > > well. > > > > > Looked and looked, it seems to have fallen off the face of the > > > earth. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
