Laughingfully! Are you feathers all ruffled up? You are really getting good at this search stuff....may I call on you next time I need to find something? This is so damn sweet. Isn't it cute? Don't you just love Judy? Do you know how many times the word styupid has been used? Ha. I do.
>________________________________ > From: laughinggull108 <no_re...@yahoogroups.com> >To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com >Sent: Saturday, December 15, 2012 7:59 AM >Subject: [FairfieldLife] Which is worse,,,"really stupid" or "reeely stooopid" > > > > > >--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend" <authfriend@...> wrote: >> >> Gee, you're stupid, laughinggull. >> >> Feste too. But you're *really* stupid. >> > ><snip> > >Feste, we both got off easy in the above from our dear Judy; IMO, I got off >just a bit easier. I received a mere harsh glance whereas you received a slap >on the wrist. However, we both avoided a good ol' fashioned ass-whoopin'. You >see, she only called me "stupid" (less favorable) but spelled it correctly >(more favorable); same for you, however, she added the adverb "really" (less >favorable), again spelled correctly (more favorable), then used asterisks for >emphasis (less favorable). > >This got me to thinking (!) and, being a slow day at work yesterday, I found >myself becoming more proficient in the use of the "advanced search" function >on FFL. Below are some of my findings: > >Few have tried but none can match the skill and artistry of our dear Judy in >calling someone stupid on this forum...to put it simply, she *is* and will >*always be* the one true master. > >When Judy wants you to pay attention (like a fifth-grade student with his head >on his desk abrupty awakened from a stolen nap, and lifting his head in >confusion thinking "Did Miss Stein just ask me something?"), she mispells >"stupid" as "stoopid". The number of "o"s used varies from as few as two up to >a whopping eighteen and is dependent on how much attention she wishes to >garner from you: >http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/272412 >http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/253194 >http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/225008 >http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/279466 >http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/276580 >http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/328630 >http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/261112. > >My research also indicates that our dear Judy is the only poster on FFL to >have attempted using "stoopider" or "stoopidest", again with varying number of >"o"s, as in: >http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/247574 >http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/177467. >I humbly bow to the master. > >By the time she starts attaching "really", again misspelled as "reely" with >varying number of "e"s, to her "stoopid", it becomes suddenly and abundantly >clear to that fifth-grade student who has just awakened from his stolen nap >that, yes indeedy, Miss Stein has definitely asked him a question, and not >only that, fully expects him to answer or else face the consequences: >http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/163836 >http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/251793 >http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/270344 >http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/272653. > >That fifth-grade begins furtively glancing around looking for an escape route >when Miss Stein begins adding extra "l"s (this doesn't happen often as I think >it might be reserved for very special cases) in the misspelling of "reeellly", >and/or using several repetitions of "reely", again with varying number of "e"s >(happens frequently): >http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/291538 >http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/291102 >http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/193884 >http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/292164 >http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/247573 >http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/323593 >and how can I not draw attention to what will now become infamous: >http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/247573. >Everyone, *on your knees*. > >Hearsay from past students tells the tale of Miss Stein once going so far as >to use asterisks to add emphasis to her misspelling of several repetitions of >"reeellly" with both a large number of extra "e"s *and* "l"s, henceforth >referred to as the "perfect storm" in literary circles, and the two students >to whom this brutality was directed were heard muttering, "Oh, the inhumanity, >the inhumanity!" and "Dear God, help me Jesus, dear God, help me Jesus!". >Well, dear readers, legend becomes fact as I present to you the following from >my research: >http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/194019. >Man, my ass is stinging from just reading that. We know that Barry survived >but does anyone know how do.rflex is doing? > >Yep, feste, I'd say we both got off reeelll easy with Miss Stein. Now we can >go back to sleep and finish that stolen nap. Sweet dreams... > > > > >
