> > Gays - Too busy playing with each others balls in the changing room to worry > about one on the field. > Lesbians - No balls required > Single Parents - Can't afford a ball > Beaten Women - slightly flat, burst stitching with an egg coming out. > Transgenders - Each team only plays with a ball for one half and then hands > it over to the other team. > Paedophiles - Only play with small balls
Atheists - Stand around and wait for a ball to evolve out of the mud in the centre circle _________________________________________________________________ It’s the same Hotmail®. If by “same” you mean up to 70% faster. http://windowslive.com/online/hotmail?ocid=TXT_TAGLM_WL_HM_AE_Same_022009 _______________________________________________ the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors. Leedslist mailing list [email protected] http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist Sorry Macca - it's the curse of Bates old lad
