>From now on----- I am your groupie A fate worse than death. If we get to Wembley -- which we will [& lose ;(] Drinks are on me --- small one of course Genes do out !! Michael Dr Michael Benjamin, Community Psychiatrist ------------------------------- myRay: On-line Self-Help CBT http://www.myRay.com ------------------------------ Mental Health: http//www.MyDoctorExplains.com -------------------------------- Auditing || Quality Control http://www.MyDoctorExplains.com/alamo/ -------------------------------- Blog: http://www.DrMichaelBenjamin.com
2009/2/23 Chris Briggs <[email protected]> > Gays - Too busy playing with each others balls in the changing room to > worry about one on the field. > Lesbians - No balls required > Single Parents - Can't afford a ball > Beaten Women - slightly flat, burst stitching with an egg coming out. > Transgenders - Each team only plays with a ball for one half and then hands > it over to the other team. > Paedophiles - Only play with small balls > > -------------------------------------------------- > From: "Dr Michael Benjamin" <[email protected]> > Sent: Monday, February 23, 2009 2:53 PM > To: "Chris Briggs" <[email protected]> > Cc: "LUList" <[email protected]> > Subject: Re: [LU] Oh dear > > Pretty impressive >> To bring the roof down you forgot......... >> Women, homos , lesbians, single parents & beaten women >> Michael >> Dr Michael Benjamin, >> Community Psychiatrist >> ------------------------------- >> myRay: On-line Self-Help CBT >> http://www.myRay.com >> ------------------------------ >> Mental Health: >> http//www.MyDoctorExplains.com >> -------------------------------- >> Auditing || Quality Control >> http://www.MyDoctorExplains.com/alamo/ >> -------------------------------- >> Blog: >> http://www.DrMichaelBenjamin.com >> >> >> >> 2009/2/23 Chris Briggs <[email protected]> >> >> There is nowt bizarre about that, my Grandma used to teach at a Blind >>> School and they played footie with a ball that had a bell inside. >>> I am sure that the FA run (or used to run) a national league. >>> From what I remember each team has 5 players, the outfield players have >>> to >>> wear eye patches (as they allowed partially sighted players) and the >>> goalkeeper could have full sight. >>> I understand that overhead kicks and diving headers were a bit rare >>> though. >>> >>> Just so that I cover my self "Diversity and Inclusion" wise, the Deaf >>> School ball has a red light inside, the Catholic school ball hangs from a >>> chain and has smoke coming out of it, the CofE school doen't have a ball >>> as >>> it might offend others, the muslim faith school ball can only be kicked >>> towards mecca and the Jewish school ball doesn't have an outer cover. Is >>> there anyone I forgot to offend ;o)) >>> >>> -------------------------------------------------- >>> From: "Dr Michael Benjamin" <[email protected]> >>> Sent: Sunday, February 22, 2009 6:20 PM >>> To: "LUList" <[email protected]> >>> Subject: [LU] Oh dear >>> >>> When all else fails I sometimes try just helping my patients. >>> >>>> So when this kid asked for a certificate for something that he is not >>>> covered I decided to do it anyway. >>>> Taking his case history went OK. For the sake of completeness I asked >>>> what his hobbies were? >>>> Being a Leeds supporter his answer was not as bizarre as it other would >>>> appear. He liked playing football. >>>> So what is so bizarre about that to a non United supporter? >>>> The kid is blind. >>>> Michael >>>> Dr Michael Benjamin, >>>> Community Psychiatrist >>>> >>>> >>> >>> >>> >>> _______________________________________________ >> the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators >> accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors. >> Leedslist mailing list >> [email protected] >> http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist >> Sorry Macca - it's the curse of Bates old lad >> >> > _______________________________________________ the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors. Leedslist mailing list [email protected] http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist Sorry Macca - it's the curse of Bates old lad
