Hmmm, lets see.

Catholics  - see previous post.
Protestants - See CofE.
Paramilitary organisations, the ball is slightly heavier that your average size 5 due to being full of semtex and fertiliser (will this line get me picked up by the Spooks?) 'Plastic Paddies' - Left to play with other countries balls during the industrial revolution and potato famine.


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From: "Errand Fivefold" <[email protected]>
Sent: Monday, February 23, 2009 3:06 PM
To: "Chris Briggs" <[email protected]>; <[email protected]>
Cc: "LUList" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: [LU] Oh dear

Let's not forget the Irish!

;-)



Verner

tHe LiTtLe YeLlOw DaFfOdIl @}-,-'--

--- On Mon, 23/2/09, Dr Michael Benjamin <[email protected]> wrote:

From: Dr Michael Benjamin <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: [LU] Oh dear
To: "Chris Briggs" <[email protected]>
Cc: "LUList" <[email protected]>
Date: Monday, 23 February, 2009, 2:53 PM

Pretty impressive
To bring the roof down you forgot.........
Women, homos , lesbians, single parents & beaten women
Michael
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2009/2/23 Chris Briggs <[email protected]>

There is nowt bizarre about that, my Grandma used to teach at a Blind
School and they played footie with a ball that had a bell inside.
I am sure that the FA run (or used to run) a national league.
From what I remember each team has 5 players, the outfield players have to
wear eye patches (as they allowed partially sighted players) and the
goalkeeper could have full sight.
I understand that overhead kicks and diving headers were a bit rare
though.

Just so that I cover my self "Diversity and Inclusion" wise, the
Deaf
School ball has a red light inside, the Catholic school ball hangs from a
chain and has smoke coming out of it, the CofE school doen't have a
ball as
it might offend others, the muslim faith school ball can only be kicked
towards mecca and the Jewish school ball doesn't have an outer cover.
Is
there anyone I forgot to offend ;o))

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From: "Dr Michael Benjamin" <[email protected]>
Sent: Sunday, February 22, 2009 6:20 PM
To: "LUList" <[email protected]>
Subject: [LU] Oh dear

  When all else fails I sometimes try just helping my patients.
 So when this kid asked for a certificate for something that he is not
covered I decided to do it anyway.
 Taking his case history went OK. For the sake of completeness I asked
what his hobbies were?
 Being a Leeds supporter his answer was not as bizarre as it other
would
appear. He liked playing football.
 So what is so bizarre about that to a non United supporter?
 The kid is blind.
 Michael
Dr Michael Benjamin,
Community Psychiatrist





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