Let's not forget the Irish! ;-)
Verner tHe LiTtLe YeLlOw DaFfOdIl @}-,-'-- --- On Mon, 23/2/09, Dr Michael Benjamin <[email protected]> wrote: From: Dr Michael Benjamin <[email protected]> Subject: Re: [LU] Oh dear To: "Chris Briggs" <[email protected]> Cc: "LUList" <[email protected]> Date: Monday, 23 February, 2009, 2:53 PM Pretty impressive To bring the roof down you forgot......... Women, homos , lesbians, single parents & beaten women Michael Dr Michael Benjamin, Community Psychiatrist ------------------------------- myRay: On-line Self-Help CBT http://www.myRay.com ------------------------------ Mental Health: http//www.MyDoctorExplains.com -------------------------------- Auditing || Quality Control http://www.MyDoctorExplains.com/alamo/ -------------------------------- Blog: http://www.DrMichaelBenjamin.com 2009/2/23 Chris Briggs <[email protected]> > There is nowt bizarre about that, my Grandma used to teach at a Blind > School and they played footie with a ball that had a bell inside. > I am sure that the FA run (or used to run) a national league. > From what I remember each team has 5 players, the outfield players have to > wear eye patches (as they allowed partially sighted players) and the > goalkeeper could have full sight. > I understand that overhead kicks and diving headers were a bit rare though. > > Just so that I cover my self "Diversity and Inclusion" wise, the Deaf > School ball has a red light inside, the Catholic school ball hangs from a > chain and has smoke coming out of it, the CofE school doen't have a ball as > it might offend others, the muslim faith school ball can only be kicked > towards mecca and the Jewish school ball doesn't have an outer cover. Is > there anyone I forgot to offend ;o)) > > -------------------------------------------------- > From: "Dr Michael Benjamin" <[email protected]> > Sent: Sunday, February 22, 2009 6:20 PM > To: "LUList" <[email protected]> > Subject: [LU] Oh dear > > When all else fails I sometimes try just helping my patients. >> So when this kid asked for a certificate for something that he is not >> covered I decided to do it anyway. >> Taking his case history went OK. For the sake of completeness I asked >> what his hobbies were? >> Being a Leeds supporter his answer was not as bizarre as it other would >> appear. He liked playing football. >> So what is so bizarre about that to a non United supporter? >> The kid is blind. >> Michael >> Dr Michael Benjamin, >> Community Psychiatrist >> > > > > _______________________________________________ the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors. Leedslist mailing list [email protected] http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist Sorry Macca - it's the curse of Bates old lad _______________________________________________ the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors. Leedslist mailing list [email protected] http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist Sorry Macca - it's the curse of Bates old lad

