Gays - Too busy playing with each others balls in the changing room to worry
about one on the field.
Lesbians - No balls required
Single Parents - Can't afford a ball
Beaten Women - slightly flat, burst stitching with an egg coming out.
Transgenders - Each team only plays with a ball for one half and then hands
it over to the other team.
Paedophiles - Only play with small balls
--------------------------------------------------
From: "Dr Michael Benjamin" <[email protected]>
Sent: Monday, February 23, 2009 2:53 PM
To: "Chris Briggs" <[email protected]>
Cc: "LUList" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: [LU] Oh dear
Pretty impressive
To bring the roof down you forgot.........
Women, homos , lesbians, single parents & beaten women
Michael
Dr Michael Benjamin,
Community Psychiatrist
-------------------------------
myRay: On-line Self-Help CBT
http://www.myRay.com
------------------------------
Mental Health:
http//www.MyDoctorExplains.com
--------------------------------
Auditing || Quality Control
http://www.MyDoctorExplains.com/alamo/
--------------------------------
Blog:
http://www.DrMichaelBenjamin.com
2009/2/23 Chris Briggs <[email protected]>
There is nowt bizarre about that, my Grandma used to teach at a Blind
School and they played footie with a ball that had a bell inside.
I am sure that the FA run (or used to run) a national league.
From what I remember each team has 5 players, the outfield players have
to
wear eye patches (as they allowed partially sighted players) and the
goalkeeper could have full sight.
I understand that overhead kicks and diving headers were a bit rare
though.
Just so that I cover my self "Diversity and Inclusion" wise, the Deaf
School ball has a red light inside, the Catholic school ball hangs from a
chain and has smoke coming out of it, the CofE school doen't have a ball
as
it might offend others, the muslim faith school ball can only be kicked
towards mecca and the Jewish school ball doesn't have an outer cover. Is
there anyone I forgot to offend ;o))
--------------------------------------------------
From: "Dr Michael Benjamin" <[email protected]>
Sent: Sunday, February 22, 2009 6:20 PM
To: "LUList" <[email protected]>
Subject: [LU] Oh dear
When all else fails I sometimes try just helping my patients.
So when this kid asked for a certificate for something that he is not
covered I decided to do it anyway.
Taking his case history went OK. For the sake of completeness I asked
what his hobbies were?
Being a Leeds supporter his answer was not as bizarre as it other would
appear. He liked playing football.
So what is so bizarre about that to a non United supporter?
The kid is blind.
Michael
Dr Michael Benjamin,
Community Psychiatrist
_______________________________________________
the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators
accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors.
Leedslist mailing list
[email protected]
http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist
Sorry Macca - it's the curse of Bates old lad
_______________________________________________
the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators
accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors.
Leedslist mailing list
[email protected]
http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist
Sorry Macca - it's the curse of Bates old lad
