> From: Jay Armstrong [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
>
> [...paranoia...]
>
Have you ever considered that maybe your communications are being
intercepted and preprocessed by a CIA computer? Do you hear clicking
noises every time you pick up the phone?
You have accidentally sumbled across The Swedish Conspiracy. Ironflare
is actually a front company for arms smuggling: It is a little known
fact that Larry Ellison converted to a radical reactionary Islamic sect
recently. Oracle purchases app servers from Ironflare, Ironflare uses
the money to purchase Kalishnakov rifles from nearby Russia, and a
renegade CIA group smuggles them into Afghanistan to support the
Taliban. Magnus and Karl are ficticious identities; in fact their names
are acronyms for "Make Arms Gifts Neglecting Upgrading Software" and
"Keep Armstrong's Replies Limited".
Now that you have now exposed yourself and your knowledge, the Men In
Black will be coming for you soon. Good luck!
Jeff Schnitzer
