File it under "shit happens" --- There are many words in the English language that can have multiple meanings, but none are more versatile than that little four letter word, SHIT. Consider the following: You can get shit-faced, Be shit- out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. When you're sick, you can feel like shit, look like shit, smell like shit, and sound like shit. You can also sound like you're full of shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!! Well Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without! a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head for reading this shit.. well, Shit Happens!!! Pass this shit on to your friends, because if you don't, you'll have shitty luck for 7 years! And if you believe that, you're dumber than shit!
On Dec 7, 12:20 pm, THE ANNOINTED ONE <[email protected]> wrote: > For what ??? > > Someone not rinsing the spinach enough ?? ,Or for the dog loose in the > field that shit on or near the spinach?? or for some minimum wage kid > not washing his hands as often as he should ?? Or maybe it was from > her own hands, or from someone she shook hands with that day ?? > > Or for her choosing the wrong restaurant on the wrong day ?? > > All the above are equally plausible without a sample of the > spinach ..... or maybe it was a parasitic infection that was killed > with the anti-biotics. > > File it under "shit happens" and get on with life. > > On Dec 6, 9:39 pm, studio <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > > ok... > > I got some bad news from my niece, she was diagnosed with colitis at > > 25 years old. (Don't know how serious it is just yet though). > > Just 2 years ago she got diagnosed with E.coli after eating spinach > > she suspects at a Panera Bread. > > > E.coli is strongly suspected as one of the causes of colitis. > > > Would you contact a lawyer? -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more.
