Re: Friday Humor Overlays
My first thought was of my wife's Odyssey system that is sitting in our garage. I actually hooked it up to an old CRT television a few years ago just to dink around with it. It was an authentic recreation as the TV was about a 12 screen or so. -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Misi Mladoniczky Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 2:06 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor Overlays Hi, I am sad to say that this was one of my first thought sa well ;-) Best Regards - Misi, RRR AB, http://rrr.se So can his family then sue BMC? -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Misi Mladoniczky Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 4:06 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: [arslist] Friday Humor Overlays Hi, The inventor of the first gaming console Ralph Baer passed away this week. The gaming console Magnavox Oddyssey was released in 1972 . Ralph Baer also seems to have been first with OVERLAYS. Check out the OVERLAYS at the bottom of the page: http://www.magnavox-odyssey.com/Standard%20games.htm Best Regards - Misi, RRR AB, http://www.rrr.se (ARSList MVP 2011) Ask the Remedy Licensing Experts (Best R.O.I. Award at WWRUG10/11/12/13): * RRR|License - Not enough Remedy licenses? Save money by optimizing. * RRR|Log - Performance issues or elusive bugs? Analyze your Remedy logs. Find these products, and many free tools and utilities, at http://rrr.se. __ _ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years __ _ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Friday Humor Overlays
I remember playing with it at a buddy's house. Had to be around '73. I thought it was the coolest thing I had ever seen! On Mon, Dec 15, 2014 at 2:13 PM, Rick Westbrock rwestbr...@24hourfit.com wrote: My first thought was of my wife's Odyssey system that is sitting in our garage. I actually hooked it up to an old CRT television a few years ago just to dink around with it. It was an authentic recreation as the TV was about a 12 screen or so. -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Misi Mladoniczky Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 2:06 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor Overlays Hi, I am sad to say that this was one of my first thought sa well ;-) Best Regards - Misi, RRR AB, http://rrr.se So can his family then sue BMC? -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Misi Mladoniczky Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 4:06 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: [arslist] Friday Humor Overlays Hi, The inventor of the first gaming console Ralph Baer passed away this week. The gaming console Magnavox Oddyssey was released in 1972 . Ralph Baer also seems to have been first with OVERLAYS. Check out the OVERLAYS at the bottom of the page: http://www.magnavox-odyssey.com/Standard%20games.htm Best Regards - Misi, RRR AB, http://www.rrr.se (ARSList MVP 2011) Ask the Remedy Licensing Experts (Best R.O.I. Award at WWRUG10/11/12/13): * RRR|License - Not enough Remedy licenses? Save money by optimizing. * RRR|Log - Performance issues or elusive bugs? Analyze your Remedy logs. Find these products, and many free tools and utilities, at http://rrr.se . __ _ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years __ _ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years -- Warren R. Baltimore II Remedy Developer 410-533-5367 ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
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I know it's not the same but just a few weeks back, I managed to hook up a friends old wood, 6 switch Atari 2600 to an 50 HDTV. My kids had never seen anything quite like it. Had to explain to them this was what life was like before PlayStations and Nintendos. Suddenly, I felt really old... -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Rick Westbrock Sent: Monday, December 15, 2014 1:13 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor Overlays My first thought was of my wife's Odyssey system that is sitting in our garage. I actually hooked it up to an old CRT television a few years ago just to dink around with it. It was an authentic recreation as the TV was about a 12 screen or so. -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Misi Mladoniczky Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 2:06 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor Overlays Hi, I am sad to say that this was one of my first thought sa well ;-) Best Regards - Misi, RRR AB, http://rrr.se So can his family then sue BMC? -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Misi Mladoniczky Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 4:06 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: [arslist] Friday Humor Overlays Hi, The inventor of the first gaming console Ralph Baer passed away this week. The gaming console Magnavox Oddyssey was released in 1972 . Ralph Baer also seems to have been first with OVERLAYS. Check out the OVERLAYS at the bottom of the page: http://www.magnavox-odyssey.com/Standard%20games.htm Best Regards - Misi, RRR AB, http://www.rrr.se (ARSList MVP 2011) Ask the Remedy Licensing Experts (Best R.O.I. Award at WWRUG10/11/12/13): * RRR|License - Not enough Remedy licenses? Save money by optimizing. * RRR|Log - Performance issues or elusive bugs? Analyze your Remedy logs. Find these products, and many free tools and utilities, at http://rrr.se. __ _ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years __ _ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land...
now Joe...you know better than to get political on this list. On Fri, Dec 12, 2014 at 10:03 AM, Joe D'Souza jdso...@shyle.net wrote: ** I thought this was funny. I just got this from a group of my college friends on WhatsApp.. Joe _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land...
Was that political? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of LJ LongWing Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 9:06 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land... ** now Joe...you know better than to get political on this list. On Fri, Dec 12, 2014 at 10:03 AM, Joe D'Souza jdso...@shyle.net wrote: ** I thought this was funny. I just got this from a group of my college friends on WhatsApp.. Joe _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2015.0.5577 / Virus Database: 4235/8723 - Release Date: 12/12/14 _ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2015.0.5577 / Virus Database: 4235/8721 - Release Date: 12/12/14 ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land...
Discusses Religion, Politics, and current world affairs in fact On Fri, Dec 12, 2014 at 10:08 AM, Stanley Feinstein st...@projectremedies.com wrote: ** Was that political? *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] *On Behalf Of *LJ LongWing *Sent:* Friday, December 12, 2014 9:06 AM *To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG *Subject:* Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land... ** now Joe...you know better than to get political on this list. On Fri, Dec 12, 2014 at 10:03 AM, Joe D'Souza jdso...@shyle.net wrote: ** I thought this was funny. I just got this from a group of my college friends on WhatsApp.. Joe _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2015.0.5577 / Virus Database: 4235/8723 - Release Date: 12/12/14 -- No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2015.0.5577 / Virus Database: 4235/8721 - Release Date: 12/12/14 _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land...
Hits all the right buttons. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of LJ LongWing Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 9:13 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land... ** Discusses Religion, Politics, and current world affairs in fact On Fri, Dec 12, 2014 at 10:08 AM, Stanley Feinstein st...@projectremedies.com wrote: ** Was that political? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of LJ LongWing Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 9:06 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land... ** now Joe...you know better than to get political on this list. On Fri, Dec 12, 2014 at 10:03 AM, Joe D'Souza jdso...@shyle.net wrote: ** I thought this was funny. I just got this from a group of my college friends on WhatsApp.. Joe _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2015.0.5577 / Virus Database: 4235/8723 - Release Date: 12/12/14 _ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2015.0.5577 / Virus Database: 4235/8721 - Release Date: 12/12/14 _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2015.0.5577 / Virus Database: 4235/8723 - Release Date: 12/12/14 _ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2015.0.5577 / Virus Database: 4235/8721 - Release Date: 12/12/14 ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
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I didn't think it through. No offence to anyone I promise. I found the creative use of the brand name Camel (cigarettes) funny. No offence to Camel cigarette manufacturers either. Joe _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Stanley Feinstein Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 12:09 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land... Was that political? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of LJ LongWing Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 9:06 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land... ** now Joe...you know better than to get political on this list. On Fri, Dec 12, 2014 at 10:03 AM, Joe D'Souza jdso...@shyle.net wrote: ** I thought this was funny. I just got this from a group of my college friends on WhatsApp.. Joe _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2015.0.5577 / Virus Database: 4235/8723 - Release Date: 12/12/14 _ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2015.0.5577 / Virus Database: 4235/8721 - Release Date: 12/12/14 _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
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I thought it was funny as wellhowever, it was political in nature...specifically the part about the help desk...someone from that country (which it's likely there are people on this list) might not find it as funny On Fri, Dec 12, 2014 at 10:15 AM, Joe D'Souza jdso...@shyle.net wrote: ** I didn’t think it through. No offence to anyone I promise. I found the creative use of the brand name Camel (cigarettes) funny. No offence to Camel cigarette manufacturers either. Joe -- *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] *On Behalf Of *Stanley Feinstein *Sent:* Friday, December 12, 2014 12:09 PM *To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG *Subject:* Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land... Was that political? *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] *On Behalf Of *LJ LongWing *Sent:* Friday, December 12, 2014 9:06 AM *To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG *Subject:* Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land... ** now Joe...you know better than to get political on this list. On Fri, Dec 12, 2014 at 10:03 AM, Joe D'Souza jdso...@shyle.net wrote: ** I thought this was funny. I just got this from a group of my college friends on WhatsApp.. Joe _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2015.0.5577 / Virus Database: 4235/8723 - Release Date: 12/12/14 -- No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2015.0.5577 / Virus Database: 4235/8721 - Release Date: 12/12/14 _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land...
I realize that now especially since I am originally from India and we tend to have regular conflicts with our neighbors because of unresolved issues in Kashnir. I promise I meant no disrespect to any Pakistanis on this list. Some of my good friends and squash gym partner when I lived in Kuwait was a Pakistani. So was our squash coach. And I used to be a smoker back then which is the only reason I know the Camels cigarette which I opted for if the local store did not have Marlboro or I would have not got most of the top half of the joke. Until I smoked that cigarette I had no idea there was a cigarette brand called Camels. I promise I meant no disrespect or offence to anyone and I hope you'll just see the humor in it and not the political angle in it. Joe _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of LJ LongWing Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 12:22 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land... ** I thought it was funny as wellhowever, it was political in nature...specifically the part about the help desk...someone from that country (which it's likely there are people on this list) might not find it as funny On Fri, Dec 12, 2014 at 10:15 AM, Joe D'Souza jdso...@shyle.net wrote: ** I didn't think it through. No offence to anyone I promise. I found the creative use of the brand name Camel (cigarettes) funny. No offence to Camel cigarette manufacturers either. Joe _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Stanley Feinstein Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 12:09 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land... Was that political? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of LJ LongWing Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 9:06 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land... ** now Joe...you know better than to get political on this list. On Fri, Dec 12, 2014 at 10:03 AM, Joe D'Souza jdso...@shyle.net wrote: ** I thought this was funny. I just got this from a group of my college friends on WhatsApp.. Joe _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2015.0.5577 / Virus Database: 4235/8723 - Release Date: 12/12/14 _ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2015.0.5577 / Virus Database: 4235/8721 - Release Date: 12/12/14 _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land...
While not offensive, I saw it as the kind of joke your mom’s cousin Eddie would tell everyone at a family get together, especially since it came with a picture of that angry cartoon lady that is on greeting cards. Thanks, Shawn Pierson Remedy Developer | Energy Transfer From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of LJ LongWing Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 11:22 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land... ** I thought it was funny as wellhowever, it was political in nature...specifically the part about the help desk...someone from that country (which it's likely there are people on this list) might not find it as funny On Fri, Dec 12, 2014 at 10:15 AM, Joe D'Souza jdso...@shyle.netmailto:jdso...@shyle.net wrote: ** I didn’t think it through. No offence to anyone I promise. I found the creative use of the brand name Camel (cigarettes) funny. No offence to Camel cigarette manufacturers either. Joe From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Stanley Feinstein Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 12:09 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land... Was that political? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of LJ LongWing Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 9:06 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land... ** now Joe...you know better than to get political on this list. On Fri, Dec 12, 2014 at 10:03 AM, Joe D'Souza jdso...@shyle.netmailto:jdso...@shyle.net wrote: ** I thought this was funny. I just got this from a group of my college friends on WhatsApp.. Joe _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.comhttp://www.avg.com Version: 2015.0.5577 / Virus Database: 4235/8723 - Release Date: 12/12/14 No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.comhttp://www.avg.com Version: 2015.0.5577 / Virus Database: 4235/8721 - Release Date: 12/12/14 _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ Private and confidential as detailed here: http://www.energytransfer.com/mail_disclaimer.aspx . If you cannot access the link, please e-mail sender. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
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That’s Maxine. Love her! TERRI LOCKWOOD • SENIOR SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR • SunGard • AvantGard • 701 San Marco Blvd, Suite 1100 • Jacksonville, FL 32207 Office +1 (904) 281-8069 • Cell +1 (904) 627-8651 • teresa.lockw...@sungard.commailto:teresa.lockw...@sungard.com From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Pierson, Shawn Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 2:09 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land... ** While not offensive, I saw it as the kind of joke your mom’s cousin Eddie would tell everyone at a family get together, especially since it came with a picture of that angry cartoon lady that is on greeting cards. Thanks, Shawn Pierson Remedy Developer | Energy Transfer From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of LJ LongWing Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 11:22 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land... ** I thought it was funny as wellhowever, it was political in nature...specifically the part about the help desk...someone from that country (which it's likely there are people on this list) might not find it as funny On Fri, Dec 12, 2014 at 10:15 AM, Joe D'Souza jdso...@shyle.netmailto:jdso...@shyle.net wrote: ** I didn’t think it through. No offence to anyone I promise. I found the creative use of the brand name Camel (cigarettes) funny. No offence to Camel cigarette manufacturers either. Joe From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Stanley Feinstein Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 12:09 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land... Was that political? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of LJ LongWing Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 9:06 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land... ** now Joe...you know better than to get political on this list. On Fri, Dec 12, 2014 at 10:03 AM, Joe D'Souza jdso...@shyle.netmailto:jdso...@shyle.net wrote: ** I thought this was funny. I just got this from a group of my college friends on WhatsApp.. Joe _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.comhttp://www.avg.com Version: 2015.0.5577 / Virus Database: 4235/8723 - Release Date: 12/12/14 No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.comhttp://www.avg.com Version: 2015.0.5577 / Virus Database: 4235/8721 - Release Date: 12/12/14 _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ Private and confidential as detailed herehttp://www.energytransfer.com/mail_disclaimer.aspx. If you cannot access hyperlink, please e-mail sender. _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
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So can his family then sue BMC? -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Misi Mladoniczky Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 4:06 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: [arslist] Friday Humor Overlays Hi, The inventor of the first gaming console Ralph Baer passed away this week. The gaming console Magnavox Oddyssey was released in 1972 . Ralph Baer also seems to have been first with OVERLAYS. Check out the OVERLAYS at the bottom of the page: http://www.magnavox-odyssey.com/Standard%20games.htm Best Regards - Misi, RRR AB, http://www.rrr.se (ARSList MVP 2011) Ask the Remedy Licensing Experts (Best R.O.I. Award at WWRUG10/11/12/13): * RRR|License - Not enough Remedy licenses? Save money by optimizing. * RRR|Log - Performance issues or elusive bugs? Analyze your Remedy logs. Find these products, and many free tools and utilities, at http://rrr.se. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
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Hi, I am sad to say that this was one of my first thought sa well ;-) Best Regards - Misi, RRR AB, http://rrr.se So can his family then sue BMC? -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Misi Mladoniczky Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 4:06 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: [arslist] Friday Humor Overlays Hi, The inventor of the first gaming console Ralph Baer passed away this week. The gaming console Magnavox Oddyssey was released in 1972 . Ralph Baer also seems to have been first with OVERLAYS. Check out the OVERLAYS at the bottom of the page: http://www.magnavox-odyssey.com/Standard%20games.htm Best Regards - Misi, RRR AB, http://www.rrr.se (ARSList MVP 2011) Ask the Remedy Licensing Experts (Best R.O.I. Award at WWRUG10/11/12/13): * RRR|License - Not enough Remedy licenses? Save money by optimizing. * RRR|Log - Performance issues or elusive bugs? Analyze your Remedy logs. Find these products, and many free tools and utilities, at http://rrr.se. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Friday Humor Overlays
Whats at the bottom of the page? I do not see anything pertaining or a reference to OVERLAYS at the bottom of the page. Joe -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Misi Mladoniczky Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 5:06 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor Overlays Hi, I am sad to say that this was one of my first thought sa well ;-) Best Regards - Misi, RRR AB, http://rrr.se So can his family then sue BMC? -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Misi Mladoniczky Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 4:06 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: [arslist] Friday Humor Overlays Hi, The inventor of the first gaming console Ralph Baer passed away this week. The gaming console Magnavox Oddyssey was released in 1972 . Ralph Baer also seems to have been first with OVERLAYS. Check out the OVERLAYS at the bottom of the page: http://www.magnavox-odyssey.com/Standard%20games.htm Best Regards - Misi, RRR AB, http://www.rrr.se (ARSList MVP 2011) Ask the Remedy Licensing Experts (Best R.O.I. Award at WWRUG10/11/12/13): * RRR|License - Not enough Remedy licenses? Save money by optimizing. * RRR|Log - Performance issues or elusive bugs? Analyze your Remedy logs. Find these products, and many free tools and utilities, at http://rrr.se. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Friday Humor Overlays
Hi, Click on the game labels, and you will see pictures of the overlays and other props. Best Regards - Misi, RRR AB, http://rrr.se Whats at the bottom of the page? I do not see anything pertaining or a reference to OVERLAYS at the bottom of the page. Joe -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Misi Mladoniczky Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 5:06 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor Overlays Hi, I am sad to say that this was one of my first thought sa well ;-) Best Regards - Misi, RRR AB, http://rrr.se So can his family then sue BMC? -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Misi Mladoniczky Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 4:06 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: [arslist] Friday Humor Overlays Hi, The inventor of the first gaming console Ralph Baer passed away this week. The gaming console Magnavox Oddyssey was released in 1972 . Ralph Baer also seems to have been first with OVERLAYS. Check out the OVERLAYS at the bottom of the page: http://www.magnavox-odyssey.com/Standard%20games.htm Best Regards - Misi, RRR AB, http://www.rrr.se (ARSList MVP 2011) Ask the Remedy Licensing Experts (Best R.O.I. Award at WWRUG10/11/12/13): * RRR|License - Not enough Remedy licenses? Save money by optimizing. * RRR|Log - Performance issues or elusive bugs? Analyze your Remedy logs. Find these products, and many free tools and utilities, at http://rrr.se. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Friday Humor
Funny. Thanks. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Boyd, Rebecca Sent: Friday, September 19, 2014 7:01 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT: Friday Humor ** Under the category of Why didn't I think of that http://gardner-webb.libguides.com/support.php TGIF -- Rebecca Boyd Application Administrator Wake Forest University _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2014.0.4765 / Virus Database: 4025/8237 - Release Date: 09/18/14 ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Friday Humor: Prevent MT Login
Chop off his fingers? -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Joe D'Souza Sent: Friday, September 06, 2013 3:06 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: Prevent MT Login Oh ya that would work too.. I was thinking of slightly violent alternatvies :) Joe -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Tauf Chowdhury Sent: Friday, September 06, 2013 4:04 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor: Prevent MT Login Hmm non workflow. Uninstall IE/Firefox/Chrome/Opera etc. That'll do it! Sent from my iPhone On Sep 6, 2013, at 3:59 PM, SUBSCRIBE arslist Aditya Sharma heloits...@gmail.com wrote: Hi Listers, I have a requirement to prevent a particular user to be able login through mid tier but same user should be able to login to client tools. Has anyone implemented such requirement? What can be the best way to achieve this? Specifically looking for a non-workflow mechanism. Regards, Aditya Sent from my BlackBerryR smartphone from !DEA ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Friday Humor: Prevent MT Login
Oh ya that would work too.. I was thinking of slightly violent alternatvies :) Joe -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Tauf Chowdhury Sent: Friday, September 06, 2013 4:04 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor: Prevent MT Login Hmm non workflow. Uninstall IE/Firefox/Chrome/Opera etc. That'll do it! Sent from my iPhone On Sep 6, 2013, at 3:59 PM, SUBSCRIBE arslist Aditya Sharma heloits...@gmail.com wrote: Hi Listers, I have a requirement to prevent a particular user to be able login through mid tier but same user should be able to login to client tools. Has anyone implemented such requirement? What can be the best way to achieve this? Specifically looking for a non-workflow mechanism. Regards, Aditya Sent from my BlackBerryR smartphone from !DEA ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Friday Humor: Prevent MT Login
Use javascript to catch the user id in the submit of the midtier login.jsp page and redirect that user to an error page. Ken. -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Tauf Chowdhury Sent: Friday, September 06, 2013 4:04 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor: Prevent MT Login Hmm non workflow. Uninstall IE/Firefox/Chrome/Opera etc. That'll do it! Sent from my iPhone On Sep 6, 2013, at 3:59 PM, SUBSCRIBE arslist Aditya Sharma heloits...@gmail.com wrote: Hi Listers, I have a requirement to prevent a particular user to be able login through mid tier but same user should be able to login to client tools. Has anyone implemented such requirement? What can be the best way to achieve this? Specifically looking for a non-workflow mechanism. Regards, Aditya Sent from my BlackBerry(r) smartphone from !DEA __ _ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years -- Confidentiality Requirement: This communication, including any attachment(s), may contain confidential information and is for the sole use of the intended recipient(s). If you are not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that you have received this communication in error and any unauthorized review, use, disclosure, dissemination, distribution or copying of it or its contents is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please notify the sender immediately by telephone or e-mail and destroy all copies of this communication and any attachments. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Friday Humor: Prevent MT Login
Alright, it looks like we are all ready for some free WWRUG13 drinks. On Fri, Sep 6, 2013 at 1:08 PM, Sanford, Claire claire.sanf...@memorialhermann.org wrote: Chop off his fingers? -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Joe D'Souza Sent: Friday, September 06, 2013 3:06 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: Prevent MT Login Oh ya that would work too.. I was thinking of slightly violent alternatvies :) Joe -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Tauf Chowdhury Sent: Friday, September 06, 2013 4:04 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor: Prevent MT Login Hmm non workflow. Uninstall IE/Firefox/Chrome/Opera etc. That'll do it! Sent from my iPhone On Sep 6, 2013, at 3:59 PM, SUBSCRIBE arslist Aditya Sharma heloits...@gmail.com wrote: Hi Listers, I have a requirement to prevent a particular user to be able login through mid tier but same user should be able to login to client tools. Has anyone implemented such requirement? What can be the best way to achieve this? Specifically looking for a non-workflow mechanism. Regards, Aditya Sent from my BlackBerryR smartphone from !DEA ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Friday Humor, Remedy Related
This is too funny!! From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Pierson, Shawn Sent: Friday, August 23, 2013 10:00 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor, Remedy Related ** In looking at my ar.cfg file, I came across a line for the Atrium Integrator: AINT-Enabled: T If it ain't enabled, then why have a line in the config file? Thanks, Shawn Pierson Remedy Developer | Energy Transfer Private and confidential as detailed herehttp://www.energytransfer.com/mail_disclaimer.aspx. If you cannot access hyperlink, please e-mail sender. _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Friday Humor, Remedy Related
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Re: Friday Humor, Remedy Related
That's just plain punny! On Friday, August 23, 2013, Pierson, Shawn shawn.pier...@energytransfer.com wrote: ** In looking at my ar.cfg file, I came across a line for the Atrium Integrator: AINT-Enabled: T If it ain’t enabled, then why have a line in the config file? Thanks, Shawn Pierson Remedy Developer | Energy Transfer Private and confidential as detailed here. If you cannot access hyperlink, please e-mail sender. _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Friday Humor - The Green Thing (Eco Friendly Iniative)
And stores were NOT open on Sunday. No mall or shopping center to go to. You HAD TO spend time with the family. Come to think of it, last weekend my Honey Do list included putting up a new clothesline - I don't know which would be more amusing - making the young'uns go a week living like we use to or having those of my generation be required to live in today's modern world for a week. Glad it's about time for me to head for the hills for the weekend - here's to the still (no not that type) of the mountain. -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of bullcreek.com Sent: Friday, May 24, 2013 8:41 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT: Friday Humor - The Green Thing (Eco Friendly Iniative) Since it is Friday and it has been one of those weeks I feel compelled to put what an (older) friend sent to me here. I do live in Austin, TX, after all (where plastic bags are now banned, and you get charged for paper bags - Except at Target, apparentyl) . Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the me the other day, that I should bring my own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment. I apologized and explained, We didn't have this green thing back in my earlier days. The clerk responded, That's our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generations. She was right -- our generation didn't have the green thing in its day. Back then, we returned milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over. So they really were recycled. But we didn't have the green thing back in our day. Grocery stores bagged our groceries in brown paper bags, that we reused for numerous things, most memorable besides household garbage bags, was the use of brown paper bags as book covers for our school books. This was to ensure that public property, (the books provided for our use by the school) was not defaced by our scribblings. Then we were able to personalize our books. But too bad we didn't do the green thing back then. We walked up stairs, because we didn't have an escalator in every store and office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two blocks. But she was right. We didn't have the green thing in our day. Back then, we washed the baby's diapers because we didn't have the throw-away kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy gobbling machine burning up 220 volts -- wind and solar power really did dry our clothes back in our early days. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing. But that young lady is right, we didn't have the green thing back in our day. Back then, we had one TV, or radio, in the house -- not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?), not a screen the size of the state of Montana . In the kitchen, we blended and stirred by hand because we didn't have electric machines to do everything for us. When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used wadded up old newspapers to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap. Back then, we didn't fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn. We used a push mower that ran on human power. We exercised by working so we didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity. But she's right; we didn't have the green thing back then. We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water. We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull. But we didn't have the green thing back then. Back then, people took the streetcar or a bus and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour taxi service. We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And we didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 2,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest burger joint. But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we older folks were just because we didn't have the green thing back then? .. Phil Bautista http://www.wwrug.com/contact_phil.html 512-731-0304 ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and
Re: Friday Humor
Terrific. Thanks. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Phil Bautista Sent: Friday, March 01, 2013 7:50 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT: Friday Humor ** Ok, so this could be modified to incorporate any number of discovery tools, database of your choice, PC vendor you like (or dislike), etc. But you may find it funny and can perform your own variable substitution. A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a BrioniR suit, GucciR shoes, RayBanR sunglasses and YSLR tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf? Bud looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, Sure, why not? The yuppie parks his car, whips out his DellR notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3R cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe PhotoshopR and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany ... Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm PilotR that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQLR database through an ODBC connected ExcelR spreadsheet with email on his BlackberryR and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJetR printer, turns to the cowboy and says, You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves. That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves, says Bud. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then Bud says to the young man, Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf? The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, Okay, why not? You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government, says Bud. Wow! That's correct, says the yuppie, but how did you guess that? No guessing required. answered the cowboy. You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep. Now give me back my dog. AND THAT FOLKS IS WHAT THE PROBLEM IS ALL ABOUT. Phil Bautista, WWRUG13 Advisory Board 512-731-0304 Social - http://www.facebook.com/phil.bautista Business - http://www.linkedin.com/in/philbautista WWRUG12 - http://www.wwrug12.com/contact_phil.html http://www.wwrug11.com/contact_phil.html _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Friday Humor
And they say we men don't understand women. :-) Sure we do!! -Original Message- From: pritch Sent: Friday, June 22, 2012 11:22 AM Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor 5 Deadly terms used by a woman 1) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut-up. 2) NOTHING: Means something you need to be worried. 3) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. DO NOT DO IT! 4) WHATEVER: A women's way of saying 'screw you' 5) THAT'S OKAY: She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake. Bonus Word) WOW! This is not a compliment. She's amazed that one person could be so stupid. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor
My Dad said that there were 4 words you needed to know to get along with a woman: I was wrong dear. There is another version of this: You are right dear. Learning these words saves a lot of time and aggravation. -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of pritch Sent: Friday, June 22, 2012 8:22 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor 5 Deadly terms used by a woman 1) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut-up. 2) NOTHING: Means something you need to be worried. 3) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. DO NOT DO IT! 4) WHATEVER: A women's way of saying 'screw you' 5) THAT'S OKAY: She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake. Bonus Word) WOW! This is not a compliment. She's amazed that one person could be so stupid. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor
How about: Honey, does this dress/skirt make my rear end look fat\heavy\big? -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of pritch Sent: Friday, June 22, 2012 11:22 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor 5 Deadly terms used by a woman 1) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut-up. 2) NOTHING: Means something you need to be worried. 3) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. DO NOT DO IT! 4) WHATEVER: A women's way of saying 'screw you' 5) THAT'S OKAY: She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake. Bonus Word) WOW! This is not a compliment. She's amazed that one person could be so stupid. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are Portions of this message may be confidential under an exemption to Ohio's public records law or under a legal privilege. If you have received this message in error or due to an unauthorized transmission or interception, please delete all copies from your system without disclosing, copying, or transmitting this message. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor
Are you nuts? -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of richard@bwc.state.oh.us Sent: Friday, June 22, 2012 8:39 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor How about: Honey, does this dress/skirt make my rear end look fat\heavy\big? -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of pritch Sent: Friday, June 22, 2012 11:22 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor 5 Deadly terms used by a woman 1) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut-up. 2) NOTHING: Means something you need to be worried. 3) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. DO NOT DO IT! 4) WHATEVER: A women's way of saying 'screw you' 5) THAT'S OKAY: She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake. Bonus Word) WOW! This is not a compliment. She's amazed that one person could be so stupid. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are Portions of this message may be confidential under an exemption to Ohio's public records law or under a legal privilege. If you have received this message in error or due to an unauthorized transmission or interception, please delete all copies from your system without disclosing, copying, or transmitting this message. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor - RESOLVED
Q. Honey, does this dress/skirt make my rear end look fat\heavy\big? A. No garment could ever create THAT illusion, dear. ;- Joel Joel Senderjdsen...@earthlink.net310.829.5552 -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of richard@bwc.state.oh.us Sent: Friday, June 22, 2012 8:39 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor How about: Honey, does this dress/skirt make my rear end look fat\heavy\big? -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of pritch Sent: Friday, June 22, 2012 11:22 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor 5 Deadly terms used by a woman 1) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut-up. 2) NOTHING: Means something you need to be worried. 3) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. DO NOT DO IT! 4) WHATEVER: A women's way of saying 'screw you' 5) THAT'S OKAY: She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake. Bonus Word) WOW! This is not a compliment. She's amazed that one person could be so stupid. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are Portions of this message may be confidential under an exemption to Ohio's public records law or under a legal privilege. If you have received this message in error or due to an unauthorized transmission or interception, please delete all copies from your system without disclosing, copying, or transmitting this message. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor - REOPEN
I can't stand by and not reply! Things Men Say I'M GOING FISHING - Means: I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety. UH HUH, SURE, HONEY, OR YES, DEAR... - Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN - Means: I have no idea how it works. YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS. - Means: I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday. OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL. - Means: I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt. HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING. - Means: And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon. I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE. - Means: No one will ever see us alive again. WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK - Means: I make the messes, she cleans them up. -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Joel Sender Sent: Friday, June 22, 2012 2:43 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - RESOLVED Q. Honey, does this dress/skirt make my rear end look fat\heavy\big? A. No garment could ever create THAT illusion, dear. ;- Joel Joel Senderjdsen...@earthlink.net310.829.5552 -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of richard@bwc.state.oh.us Sent: Friday, June 22, 2012 8:39 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor How about: Honey, does this dress/skirt make my rear end look fat\heavy\big? -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of pritch Sent: Friday, June 22, 2012 11:22 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor 5 Deadly terms used by a woman 1) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut-up. 2) NOTHING: Means something you need to be worried. 3) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. DO NOT DO IT! 4) WHATEVER: A women's way of saying 'screw you' 5) THAT'S OKAY: She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake. Bonus Word) WOW! This is not a compliment. She's amazed that one person could be so stupid. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are Portions of this message may be confidential under an exemption to Ohio's public records law or under a legal privilege. If you have received this message in error or due to an unauthorized transmission or interception, please delete all copies from your system without disclosing, copying, or transmitting this message. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor - REOPEN
Ha ha! I like those!!! :) -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Barber, Sue Sent: Friday, June 22, 2012 2:50 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - REOPEN I can't stand by and not reply! Things Men Say I'M GOING FISHING - Means: I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety. UH HUH, SURE, HONEY, OR YES, DEAR... - Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN - Means: I have no idea how it works. YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS. - Means: I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday. OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL. - Means: I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt. HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING. - Means: And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon. I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE. - Means: No one will ever see us alive again. WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK - Means: I make the messes, she cleans them up. -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Joel Sender Sent: Friday, June 22, 2012 2:43 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - RESOLVED Q. Honey, does this dress/skirt make my rear end look fat\heavy\big? A. No garment could ever create THAT illusion, dear. ;- Joel Joel Senderjdsen...@earthlink.net310.829.5552 -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of richard@bwc.state.oh.us Sent: Friday, June 22, 2012 8:39 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor How about: Honey, does this dress/skirt make my rear end look fat\heavy\big? -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of pritch Sent: Friday, June 22, 2012 11:22 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor 5 Deadly terms used by a woman 1) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut-up. 2) NOTHING: Means something you need to be worried. 3) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. DO NOT DO IT! 4) WHATEVER: A women's way of saying 'screw you' 5) THAT'S OKAY: She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake. Bonus Word) WOW! This is not a compliment. She's amazed that one person could be so stupid. __ __ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are Portions of this message may be confidential under an exemption to Ohio's public records law or under a legal privilege. If you have received this message in error or due to an unauthorized transmission or interception, please delete all copies from your system without disclosing, copying, or transmitting this message. __ __ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are __ _ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are __ _ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday humor - following the theme. . .
That's a good one _ John Atherly | APC by Schneider Electric | Information, Process Organization (IPO) | Remedy Administrator / Developer Phone: +305-266-5005 ext. 237 | Email: john.athe...@apcc.com | Site: www.apc.com/ | Address: 703 Waterford Way, Suit 850, Miami, FL 33126 USA *** Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail Logan, Kelly kelly.lo...@proquest.com Sent by: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) arslist@ARSLIST.ORG 06/01/2012 03:37 PM Please respond to arslist@ARSLIST.ORG To arslist@ARSLIST.ORG cc Subject Friday humor - following the theme. . . ** It was a beautiful day on the back nine when Rich McConsultant dropped dead on the golf course. He awoke before the classic pearly gates looking up at St. Peter. Having paid for the best doctors and thinking he took reasonably good care of himself, Rich inquired about his sudden demise. St. Peter read off the scroll before him, “Rich McConsultant, eight-five, death by old age.” Rich shot back, “Eighty-five?!? I was only fifty-two! You’ve got the wrong guy!!!” St. Peter tapped a line on the scroll, “I assure you there is no mistake, eighty-five years.” St. Peter looked up at Rich with a smile, “of course, we calculate by your time charged.” As St. Peter made a small motion of his hand, Rich felt a hot draft behind him. . . Kelly Logan, Sr. Systems Administrator (Remedy, Planview), GMS ProQuest | 789 E. Eisenhower Parkway, P.O. Box 1346 | Ann Arbor MI 48106-1346 USA | 734.997.4777 kelly.lo...@proquest.com www.proquest.com ProQuest...Start here. 2010 InformationWeek 500 Top Innovator P Please consider the environment before printing this email. This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify the sender, and delete the message from your computer. __ This email has been scanned by the Symantec Email Security.cloud service. __ _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor - ARS 7.6.04 -- Installers (in general)
ROFL CMB Rolling on the floor laughing. Counting my blessings... On Fri, Aug 12, 2011 at 10:38 AM, Sanford, Claire claire.sanf...@memorialhermann.org wrote: ** ** Pat, You didn't know you would be starting the Friday Humor thread! -- *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] *On Behalf Of *Meyer, Jennifer L *Sent:* Friday, August 12, 2011 9:34 AM *To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG *Subject:* Re: ARS 7.6.04 -- Installers (in general) ** FTLOG! I nearly fell out of my chair. Jennifer Meyer *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] *On Behalf Of *Tommy Morris *Sent:* Friday, August 12, 2011 10:32 AM *To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG *Subject:* Re: ARS 7.6.04 -- Installers (in general) ** That’s just crazy-talk! Next thing you know, you will want them to build and release an installer that actually works. *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] *On Behalf Of *patrick zandi *Sent:* Friday, August 12, 2011 9:25 AM *To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG *Subject:* ARS 7.6.04 -- Installers (in general) ** Now I know I am not the Remedy Engineer designing these applications or their installers, however I have a thought! BMC: Would you all consider creating your installers so they are not ALL or nothing? Maybe make the installer so that it asks what you want to install, then another box that says force (otherwise it checks to see if it is already successfully installed already). The only reason I say this is one simple reason.. if the installer takes up to 12 - 24 hours to run, and you do not have direct access to he server itself (its console).. then your like me.. I login to a windows box co-located and do a CygWin or Reflection X and call the display back.. but if you have ANY form of security, then the an idle console (terminal service) is a kick off after so long.. 1 hour usually.. This is a frustrating to run an install of ITSM 2-4 times to make sure it finished. When if it had the checks or stages of some kind, then you would not have as much work to do, and you can continue where you left off.. Just wondering.. -- Patrick Zandi _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ -- Patrick Zandi ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor - ARS 7.6.04 -- Installers (in general)
it appears they do not allow installation out of a single stream of coding.. I would think you would run multiple threads to install simultaneously I mean I have 64 CPU's and 16 - 32 GIG or ram, I think it has enough power.. Just saying.. Why 12 - 24 hours of installation? I mean .. Really? .. Seriously? I am only using 1% cpu.. and IO is low if almost non-existent .. On Fri, Aug 12, 2011 at 11:04 AM, John Baker jba...@javasystemsolutions.com wrote: At JSS, we're firmly of the view that successful products need to be easy to install and administer. We're wondering when BMC will catch up with us, and others, who've identified this absolute requirement. Let's be honest: Products that takes hours or days to install do not install anyone with confidence, particularly when an operating system installation can happen in under 10 minutes. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are -- Patrick Zandi ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor - 2
The Congresswoman thinks her opponents are flaming nuts? Well, that gives me no clue as to which party she is from. Each side thinks the other is unhinged. Mike Luttmann DISA Remedy Engineer 303-224-1645 -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Stanley Feinstein Sent: Friday, July 29, 2011 16:52 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - 2 Hi Phil, I guess there's an exception to every rule. I sat with a Congresswoman from a district in Missouri once who was nice, but she thought that for most part, that comment was right on. She said the flaming nuts (her term) (however you want to categorize their views on fiscal responsibility), some of whom were on the same flight, wouldn't talk with anyone. Have a good weekend Phil. Stan -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of bullcreek.com Sent: Friday, July 29, 2011 5:47 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - 2 Hi Stan, I can believe that. The exception to the rule would be the owner of the property next to me, the Hon. Lloyd Doggett who along with his wife, Libby, sent me (unsolicited) a flag flown over our Nation's Capitol building (with certificate) on the event of each of my Daughter's births as well as a personal (handwritten) letter of congratulations (he has daughters too) from both of them. Very nice (and fiscally responsible) people and thoughtful considering I can't even vote for him (I am not in his district). Phil Bautista President / CEO Bull Creek Data Corporation www.bullcreek.com Remedy Approved Consultant (RAC) 512-731-0304 -Original message- From: Stanley Feinstein st...@projectremedies.com Date: Fri, 29 Jul 2011 17:02:25 -0400 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - 2 Hi Phil, Someone once told me that if you sit next to any of the 535 people in Congress on a plane that none would say hello. Stan From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Phil Bautista Sent: Friday, July 29, 2011 1:52 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor - 2 ** A U.S. Congressman was seated next to a Remedy Consultant on an airplane so he turned to him and said, Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. Obviously annoyed, the Remedy Consultant, who had just started to read his 7.6.04 upgrade document, replied to the total stranger, What would you want to talk about? Oh, I don't know, said the congressman. How about global warming, universal health care, or the debt ceiling? as he smiled smugly. OK, he said. Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is? The legislator, visibly surprised by the Remedy Consultant's intelligence, thinks about it and says, Hmmm, I have no idea. To which the Remedy Consultant replies, Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know poop? Think about this when you are on your plane to DC for WWRUG11 in September! Phil Bautista, WWRUG11 Advisory Board 512-731-0304 http://www.linkedin.com/in/philbautista http://www.wwrug11.com/contact_phil.html _ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 10.0.1390 / Virus Database: 1518/3796 - Release Date: 07/29/11 _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are - No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 10.0.1390 / Virus Database: 1518/3796 - Release Date: 07/29/11 ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor - 2
Yup. Isn't that the point for the rest of us? -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Luttmann, Michael W Mr CTR DISA CD553 Sent: Monday, August 01, 2011 9:03 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - 2 The Congresswoman thinks her opponents are flaming nuts? Well, that gives me no clue as to which party she is from. Each side thinks the other is unhinged. Mike Luttmann DISA Remedy Engineer 303-224-1645 -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Stanley Feinstein Sent: Friday, July 29, 2011 16:52 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - 2 Hi Phil, I guess there's an exception to every rule. I sat with a Congresswoman from a district in Missouri once who was nice, but she thought that for most part, that comment was right on. She said the flaming nuts (her term) (however you want to categorize their views on fiscal responsibility), some of whom were on the same flight, wouldn't talk with anyone. Have a good weekend Phil. Stan -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of bullcreek.com Sent: Friday, July 29, 2011 5:47 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - 2 Hi Stan, I can believe that. The exception to the rule would be the owner of the property next to me, the Hon. Lloyd Doggett who along with his wife, Libby, sent me (unsolicited) a flag flown over our Nation's Capitol building (with certificate) on the event of each of my Daughter's births as well as a personal (handwritten) letter of congratulations (he has daughters too) from both of them. Very nice (and fiscally responsible) people and thoughtful considering I can't even vote for him (I am not in his district). Phil Bautista President / CEO Bull Creek Data Corporation www.bullcreek.com Remedy Approved Consultant (RAC) 512-731-0304 -Original message- From: Stanley Feinstein st...@projectremedies.com Date: Fri, 29 Jul 2011 17:02:25 -0400 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - 2 Hi Phil, Someone once told me that if you sit next to any of the 535 people in Congress on a plane that none would say hello. Stan From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Phil Bautista Sent: Friday, July 29, 2011 1:52 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor - 2 ** A U.S. Congressman was seated next to a Remedy Consultant on an airplane so he turned to him and said, Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. Obviously annoyed, the Remedy Consultant, who had just started to read his 7.6.04 upgrade document, replied to the total stranger, What would you want to talk about? Oh, I don't know, said the congressman. How about global warming, universal health care, or the debt ceiling? as he smiled smugly. OK, he said. Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is? The legislator, visibly surprised by the Remedy Consultant's intelligence, thinks about it and says, Hmmm, I have no idea. To which the Remedy Consultant replies, Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know poop? Think about this when you are on your plane to DC for WWRUG11 in September! Phil Bautista, WWRUG11 Advisory Board 512-731-0304 http://www.linkedin.com/in/philbautista http://www.wwrug11.com/contact_phil.html _ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 10.0.1390 / Virus Database: 1518/3796 - Release Date: 07/29/11 _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are - No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 10.0.1390 / Virus Database: 1518/3796 - Release Date: 07/29/11 ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11
Re: Friday Humor
You could always send the reply back with all sorts of horrific unscheduled maintenance (catastrophic outages) on it... preferably for 2 August when some people think that the country will implode. It depends a lot on the sense of humor that you _think_ the recipient has. Christopher Strauss, Ph.D. Call Tracking Administration Manager University of North Texas Computing IT Center http://itsm.unt.edu/ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Murnane, Phil Sent: Friday, July 29, 2011 2:17 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor ** All: I received an email this week requesting a report of all upcoming scheduled and unscheduled maintenance. :) --Phil _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor - 2
That's a good one, Phil. Although I do know poop, I won't go on about it on this thread. Jennifer Meyer From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Phil Bautista Sent: Friday, July 29, 2011 4:52 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor - 2 ** A U.S. Congressman was seated next to a Remedy Consultant on an airplane so he turned to him and said, Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. Obviously annoyed, the Remedy Consultant, who had just started to read his 7.6.04 upgrade document, replied to the total stranger, What would you want to talk about? Oh, I don't know, said the congressman. How about global warming, universal health care, or the debt ceiling? as he smiled smugly. OK, he said. Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is? The legislator, visibly surprised by the Remedy Consultant's intelligence, thinks about it and says, Hmmm, I have no idea. To which the Remedy Consultant replies, Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know poop? Think about this when you are on your plane to DC for WWRUG11 in September! Phil Bautista, WWRUG11 Advisory Board 512-731-0304 http://www.linkedin.com/in/philbautista http://www.wwrug11.com/contact_phil.html _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties by an authorized state official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor - 2
Hi Phil, Someone once told me that if you sit next to any of the 535 people in Congress on a plane that none would say hello. Stan From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Phil Bautista Sent: Friday, July 29, 2011 1:52 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor - 2 ** A U.S. Congressman was seated next to a Remedy Consultant on an airplane so he turned to him and said, Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. Obviously annoyed, the Remedy Consultant, who had just started to read his 7.6.04 upgrade document, replied to the total stranger, What would you want to talk about? Oh, I don't know, said the congressman. How about global warming, universal health care, or the debt ceiling? as he smiled smugly. OK, he said. Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is? The legislator, visibly surprised by the Remedy Consultant's intelligence, thinks about it and says, Hmmm, I have no idea. To which the Remedy Consultant replies, Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know poop? Think about this when you are on your plane to DC for WWRUG11 in September! Phil Bautista, WWRUG11 Advisory Board 512-731-0304 http://www.linkedin.com/in/philbautista http://www.wwrug11.com/contact_phil.html _ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 10.0.1390 / Virus Database: 1518/3796 - Release Date: 07/29/11 _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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Hi Stan, I can believe that. The exception to the rule would be the owner of the property next to me, the Hon. Lloyd Doggett who along with his wife, Libby, sent me (unsolicited) a flag flown over our Nation's Capitol building (with certificate) on the event of each of my Daughter's births as well as a personal (handwritten) letter of congratulations (he has daughters too) from both of them. Very nice (and fiscally responsible) people and thoughtful considering I can't even vote for him (I am not in his district). Phil Bautista President / CEO Bull Creek Data Corporation www.bullcreek.com Remedy Approved Consultant (RAC) 512-731-0304 -Original message- From: Stanley Feinstein st...@projectremedies.com Date: Fri, 29 Jul 2011 17:02:25 -0400 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - 2 Hi Phil, Someone once told me that if you sit next to any of the 535 people in Congress on a plane that none would say hello. Stan From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Phil Bautista Sent: Friday, July 29, 2011 1:52 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor - 2 ** A U.S. Congressman was seated next to a Remedy Consultant on an airplane so he turned to him and said, Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. Obviously annoyed, the Remedy Consultant, who had just started to read his 7.6.04 upgrade document, replied to the total stranger, What would you want to talk about? Oh, I don't know, said the congressman. How about global warming, universal health care, or the debt ceiling? as he smiled smugly. OK, he said. Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is? The legislator, visibly surprised by the Remedy Consultant's intelligence, thinks about it and says, Hmmm, I have no idea. To which the Remedy Consultant replies, Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know poop? Think about this when you are on your plane to DC for WWRUG11 in September! Phil Bautista, WWRUG11 Advisory Board 512-731-0304 http://www.linkedin.com/in/philbautista http://www.wwrug11.com/contact_phil.html _ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 10.0.1390 / Virus Database: 1518/3796 - Release Date: 07/29/11 _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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Hi Phil, I guess there's an exception to every rule. I sat with a Congresswoman from a district in Missouri once who was nice, but she thought that for most part, that comment was right on. She said the flaming nuts (her term) (however you want to categorize their views on fiscal responsibility), some of whom were on the same flight, wouldn't talk with anyone. Have a good weekend Phil. Stan -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of bullcreek.com Sent: Friday, July 29, 2011 5:47 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - 2 Hi Stan, I can believe that. The exception to the rule would be the owner of the property next to me, the Hon. Lloyd Doggett who along with his wife, Libby, sent me (unsolicited) a flag flown over our Nation's Capitol building (with certificate) on the event of each of my Daughter's births as well as a personal (handwritten) letter of congratulations (he has daughters too) from both of them. Very nice (and fiscally responsible) people and thoughtful considering I can't even vote for him (I am not in his district). Phil Bautista President / CEO Bull Creek Data Corporation www.bullcreek.com Remedy Approved Consultant (RAC) 512-731-0304 -Original message- From: Stanley Feinstein st...@projectremedies.com Date: Fri, 29 Jul 2011 17:02:25 -0400 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - 2 Hi Phil, Someone once told me that if you sit next to any of the 535 people in Congress on a plane that none would say hello. Stan From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Phil Bautista Sent: Friday, July 29, 2011 1:52 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor - 2 ** A U.S. Congressman was seated next to a Remedy Consultant on an airplane so he turned to him and said, Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. Obviously annoyed, the Remedy Consultant, who had just started to read his 7.6.04 upgrade document, replied to the total stranger, What would you want to talk about? Oh, I don't know, said the congressman. How about global warming, universal health care, or the debt ceiling? as he smiled smugly. OK, he said. Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is? The legislator, visibly surprised by the Remedy Consultant's intelligence, thinks about it and says, Hmmm, I have no idea. To which the Remedy Consultant replies, Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know poop? Think about this when you are on your plane to DC for WWRUG11 in September! Phil Bautista, WWRUG11 Advisory Board 512-731-0304 http://www.linkedin.com/in/philbautista http://www.wwrug11.com/contact_phil.html _ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 10.0.1390 / Virus Database: 1518/3796 - Release Date: 07/29/11 _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are - No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 10.0.1390 / Virus Database: 1518/3796 - Release Date: 07/29/11 ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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I thought I got raptured...but it was the pager. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.govmailto:jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.ushttp://its.state.nc.us/ E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Tommy Morris Sent: Monday, May 23, 2011 1:31 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** Dang it! Now I have to stop playing WoW and get some sleep for work tomorrow. I was holding out for the rapture just in case he missed a leap year in his calculation. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Rick Cook Sent: Sunday, May 22, 2011 9:20 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** And another person has been shown to be less wise than he thought he was. May we be wiser in the days to come. Rick On May 22, 2011 7:17 AM, pritch pri...@ptd.netmailto:pri...@ptd.net wrote: Guess we're all still here. On Sat, 21 May 2011 16:29:54 +, Sanford, Claire claire.sanf...@memorialhermann.orgmailto:claire.sanf...@memorialhermann.org wrote: ok... Gotta pass this on... http://yfrog.com/z/gzofgbdcj if you use Twitter, check out @RaptureHelpDesk The End... wasn't near! From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] on behalf of arslist [arsl...@danielbloom.camailto:arsl...@danielbloom.ca] Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 8:11 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** Sigh. If the world weren't about to end in a rapture I would have to present this at WWRUG as the longest thread of the year. Up until now I was hoping it wasn't true. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto_attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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Apparently if all the believers were raptured, it would leave 96% still there in the National Academy of Science, but the prison population would be reduced to 3%. Michael Poole from my Android ePad On May 24, 2011 12:13 AM, Meyer, Jennifer L jennifer.me...@nc.gov wrote: I thought I got raptured...but it was the pager. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.govmailto:jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.ushttp://its.state.nc.us/ E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Tommy Morris Sent: Monday, May 23, 2011 1:31 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** Dang it! Now I have to stop playing WoW and get some sleep for work tomorrow. I was holding out for the rapture just in case he missed a leap year in his calculation. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Rick Cook Sent: Sunday, May 22, 2011 9:20 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** And another person has been shown to be less wise than he thought he was. May we be wiser in the days to come. Rick On May 22, 2011 7:17 AM, pritch pri...@ptd.netmailto:pri...@ptd.net wrote: Guess we're all still here. On Sat, 21 May 2011 16:29:54 +, Sanford, Claire claire.sanf...@memorialhermann.orgmailto: claire.sanf...@memorialhermann.org wrote: ok... Gotta pass this on... http://yfrog.com/z/gzofgbdcj if you use Twitter, check out @RaptureHelpDesk The End... wasn't near! From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] on behalf of arslist [arsl...@danielbloom.camailto: arsl...@danielbloom.ca] Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 8:11 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** Sigh. If the world weren't about to end in a rapture I would have to present this at WWRUG as the longest thread of the year. Up until now I was hoping it wasn't true. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto_attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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Guess we're all still here. On Sat, 21 May 2011 16:29:54 +, Sanford, Claire claire.sanf...@memorialhermann.org wrote: ok... Gotta pass this on... http://yfrog.com/z/gzofgbdcj if you use Twitter, check out @RaptureHelpDesk The End... wasn't near! From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] on behalf of arslist [arsl...@danielbloom.ca] Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 8:11 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** Sigh. If the world weren’t about to end in a rapture I would have to present this at WWRUG as the longest thread of the year. Up until now I was hoping it wasn’t true. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Joe Martin D'Souza Sent: May 20, 2011 6:47 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** It will be a result of a Cloud Management Service :-) From: Thad Essermailto:thad.es...@gmail.com Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 4:06 PM Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** Hopefully the rapture doesn't come in the form of a refrigerator falling from the sky. And would the Rapture be an Incident, Problem, or Change? :-) Thad On Fri, May 20, 2011 at 9:29 AM, Meyer, Jennifer L jennifer.me...@nc.govmailto:jennifer.me...@nc.gov wrote: FYI: The world ends tomorrow. So if I'm not in the office on Monday, you'll know why. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543tel:919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000tel:919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.govmailto:jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.ushttp://its.state.nc.us/ E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.orghttp://www.arslist.org/ attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.comhttp://www.wwrug.com/ ARSList: Where the Answers Are _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.comhttp://www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.comhttp://www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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And another person has been shown to be less wise than he thought he was. May we be wiser in the days to come. Rick On May 22, 2011 7:17 AM, pritch pri...@ptd.net wrote: Guess we're all still here. On Sat, 21 May 2011 16:29:54 +, Sanford, Claire claire.sanf...@memorialhermann.org wrote: ok... Gotta pass this on... http://yfrog.com/z/gzofgbdcj if you use Twitter, check out @RaptureHelpDesk The End... wasn't near! From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] on behalf of arslist [arsl...@danielbloom.ca] Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 8:11 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** Sigh. If the world weren’t about to end in a rapture I would have to present this at WWRUG as the longest thread of the year. Up until now I was hoping it wasn’t true. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Joe Martin D'Souza Sent: May 20, 2011 6:47 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** It will be a result of a Cloud Management Service :-) From: Thad Essermailto:thad.es...@gmail.com Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 4:06 PM Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** Hopefully the rapture doesn't come in the form of a refrigerator falling from the sky. And would the Rapture be an Incident, Problem, or Change? :-) Thad On Fri, May 20, 2011 at 9:29 AM, Meyer, Jennifer L jennifer.me...@nc.govmailto:jennifer.me...@nc.gov wrote: FYI: The world ends tomorrow. So if I'm not in the office on Monday, you'll know why. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543tel:919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000tel:919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.govmailto:jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.ushttp://its.state.nc.us/ E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.orghttp://www.arslist.org/ attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.comhttp://www.wwrug.com/ ARSList: Where the Answers Are _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.comhttp://www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.comhttp://www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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unfortunately for him.. he is going to meet his maker soon enough.. When you are suppose to help represent a citizen of heaven and lead those astray.. you being a Teacher.. and yet you do not obey or heed the scriptures.. Judgement seat is for rewards .. yes.. but also punishment, sins of omission and co-mission for the Christian ! O U C H ! -- Patrick Zandi ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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Dang it! Now I have to stop playing WoW and get some sleep for work tomorrow. I was holding out for the rapture just in case he missed a leap year in his calculation. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Rick Cook Sent: Sunday, May 22, 2011 9:20 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** And another person has been shown to be less wise than he thought he was. May we be wiser in the days to come. Rick On May 22, 2011 7:17 AM, pritch pri...@ptd.net wrote: Guess we're all still here. On Sat, 21 May 2011 16:29:54 +, Sanford, Claire claire.sanf...@memorialhermann.org wrote: ok... Gotta pass this on... http://yfrog.com/z/gzofgbdcj if you use Twitter, check out @RaptureHelpDesk The End... wasn't near! From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] on behalf of arslist [arsl...@danielbloom.ca] Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 8:11 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** Sigh. If the world weren't about to end in a rapture I would have to present this at WWRUG as the longest thread of the year. Up until now I was hoping it wasn't true. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto_attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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ok... Gotta pass this on... http://yfrog.com/z/gzofgbdcj if you use Twitter, check out @RaptureHelpDesk The End... wasn't near! From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] on behalf of arslist [arsl...@danielbloom.ca] Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 8:11 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** Sigh. If the world weren’t about to end in a rapture I would have to present this at WWRUG as the longest thread of the year. Up until now I was hoping it wasn’t true. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Joe Martin D'Souza Sent: May 20, 2011 6:47 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** It will be a result of a Cloud Management Service :-) From: Thad Essermailto:thad.es...@gmail.com Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 4:06 PM Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** Hopefully the rapture doesn't come in the form of a refrigerator falling from the sky. And would the Rapture be an Incident, Problem, or Change? :-) Thad On Fri, May 20, 2011 at 9:29 AM, Meyer, Jennifer L jennifer.me...@nc.govmailto:jennifer.me...@nc.gov wrote: FYI: The world ends tomorrow. So if I'm not in the office on Monday, you'll know why. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543tel:919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000tel:919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.govmailto:jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.ushttp://its.state.nc.us/ E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.orghttp://www.arslist.org/ attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.comhttp://www.wwrug.com/ ARSList: Where the Answers Are _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.comhttp://www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.comhttp://www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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That's a terrible excuse not to go into the office on Monday. Kind regards, David David Frankfater Column Technical Services Toll Free 1-866-265-8665 Ext. 332 Cell 630-664-5800 Fax 630-271-1508 dfrankfa...@columnit.com www.columntech.com -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Meyer, Jennifer L Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 11:30 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday humor FYI: The world ends tomorrow. So if I'm not in the office on Monday, you'll know why. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.us E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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You need to wait until December 19th or 20th (2012) to use that email; do not waste this for now ;) Hugo Ruesga Software Development Advisor US 972.577.7000 x 332.3868 MX +52 (33) 3332.3868 P Please consider the environment before printing this email The information contained in and transferred with this electronic message is intended only for the recipient(s) designated above, it is protected by law and it may contain information which is privileged and confidential. If you are not the intended recipient, please do not read, copy, or use it, and do not disclose it to others. Please notify the sender of the delivery error by replying to this message, and then delete it from your system. Thank you. Date: Fri, 20 May 2011 12:29:59 -0400 From: jennifer.me...@nc.gov Subject: Friday humor To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG FYI: The world ends tomorrow. So if I'm not in the office on Monday, you'll know why. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.us E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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You're right. No one will believe I'll get taken to heaven in the Rapture. Looks like work for another 5 months. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.us E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Frankfater, David Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 12:38 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor That's a terrible excuse not to go into the office on Monday. Kind regards, David David Frankfater Column Technical Services Toll Free 1-866-265-8665 Ext. 332 Cell 630-664-5800 Fax 630-271-1508 dfrankfa...@columnit.com www.columntech.com -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Meyer, Jennifer L Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 11:30 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday humor FYI: The world ends tomorrow. So if I'm not in the office on Monday, you'll know why. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.us E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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At least make sure you log in and work from home. Just cause the world is ending doesn't mean you can work safely from your home. On Fri, May 20, 2011 at 11:06 AM, Meyer, Jennifer L jennifer.me...@nc.govwrote: You're right. No one will believe I'll get taken to heaven in the Rapture. Looks like work for another 5 months. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.us E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Frankfater, David Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 12:38 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor That's a terrible excuse not to go into the office on Monday. Kind regards, David David Frankfater Column Technical Services Toll Free 1-866-265-8665 Ext. 332 Cell 630-664-5800 Fax 630-271-1508 dfrankfa...@columnit.com www.columntech.com -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Meyer, Jennifer L Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 11:30 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday humor FYI: The world ends tomorrow. So if I'm not in the office on Monday, you'll know why. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.us E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are -- Brian Goralczyk Phone 574-643-1144 Email bgoralc...@gmail.com ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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We can all just save it and use it again By the way, in which time zone? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Hyunkel v2.0 Sent: May 20, 2011 12:44 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** You need to wait until December 19th or 20th (2012) to use that email; do not waste this for now ;) Hugo Ruesga Software Development Advisor US 972.577.7000 x 332.3868 MX +52 (33) 3332.3868 P Please consider the environment before printing this email The information contained in and transferred with this electronic message is intended only for the recipient(s) designated above, it is protected by law and it may contain information which is privileged and confidential. If you are not the intended recipient, please do not read, copy, or use it, and do not disclose it to others. Please notify the sender of the delivery error by replying to this message, and then delete it from your system. Thank you. Date: Fri, 20 May 2011 12:29:59 -0400 From: jennifer.me...@nc.gov Subject: Friday humor To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG FYI: The world ends tomorrow. So if I'm not in the office on Monday, you'll know why. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.us E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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I saw this on Twitter... Update: Rapture is going to start at 6PM Saturday at the International Dateline in Pacific ocean. That means 11PM tonight for NYC. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of arslist Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 12:28 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** We can all just save it and use it again By the way, in which time zone? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Hyunkel v2.0 Sent: May 20, 2011 12:44 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** You need to wait until December 19th or 20th (2012) to use that email; do not waste this for now ;) Hugo Ruesga Software Development Advisor US 972.577.7000 x 332.3868 MX +52 (33) 3332.3868 P Please consider the environment before printing this email The information contained in and transferred with this electronic message is intended only for the recipient(s) designated above, it is protected by law and it may contain information which is privileged and confidential. If you are not the intended recipient, please do not read, copy, or use it, and do not disclose it to others. Please notify the sender of the delivery error by replying to this message, and then delete it from your system. Thank you. Date: Fri, 20 May 2011 12:29:59 -0400 From: jennifer.me...@nc.govmailto:jennifer.me...@nc.gov Subject: Friday humor To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG FYI: The world ends tomorrow. So if I'm not in the office on Monday, you'll know why. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.govmailto:jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.us E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.orghttp://www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.comhttp://www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.comhttp://www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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Excellent...When the rapture comes, the dogs will jump up barking and howling, and need to go outside. Nobody will get any sleep. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.govmailto:jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.ushttp://its.state.nc.us/ E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Sanford, Claire Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 1:50 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** I saw this on Twitter... Update: Rapture is going to start at 6PM Saturday at the International Dateline in Pacific ocean. That means 11PM tonight for NYC. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of arslist Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 12:28 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** We can all just save it and use it again By the way, in which time zone? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Hyunkel v2.0 Sent: May 20, 2011 12:44 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** You need to wait until December 19th or 20th (2012) to use that email; do not waste this for now ;) Hugo Ruesga Software Development Advisor US 972.577.7000 x 332.3868 MX +52 (33) 3332.3868 P Please consider the environment before printing this email The information contained in and transferred with this electronic message is intended only for the recipient(s) designated above, it is protected by law and it may contain information which is privileged and confidential. If you are not the intended recipient, please do not read, copy, or use it, and do not disclose it to others. Please notify the sender of the delivery error by replying to this message, and then delete it from your system. Thank you. Date: Fri, 20 May 2011 12:29:59 -0400 From: jennifer.me...@nc.govmailto:jennifer.me...@nc.gov Subject: Friday humor To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG FYI: The world ends tomorrow. So if I'm not in the office on Monday, you'll know why. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.govmailto:jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.us E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.orghttp://www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.comhttp://www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.comhttp://www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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rap·ture (rpchr) 1. The state of being transported by a lofty emotion; ecstasy. 2. An expression of ecstatic feeling. Often used in the plural. I think I remember this happening in College. On Fri, 20 May 2011 17:49:36 +, Sanford, Claire claire.sanf...@memorialhermann.org wrote: I saw this on Twitter... Update: Rapture is going to start at 6PM Saturday at the International Dateline in Pacific ocean. That means 11PM tonight for NYC. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of arslist Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 12:28 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** We can all just save it and use it again By the way, in which time zone? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Hyunkel v2.0 Sent: May 20, 2011 12:44 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** You need to wait until December 19th or 20th (2012) to use that email; do not waste this for now ;) Hugo Ruesga Software Development Advisor US 972.577.7000 x 332.3868 MX +52 (33) 3332.3868 P Please consider the environment before printing this email The information contained in and transferred with this electronic message is intended only for the recipient(s) designated above, it is protected by law and it may contain information which is privileged and confidential. If you are not the intended recipient, please do not read, copy, or use it, and do not disclose it to others. Please notify the sender of the delivery error by replying to this message, and then delete it from your system. Thank you. Date: Fri, 20 May 2011 12:29:59 -0400 From: jennifer.me...@nc.govmailto:jennifer.me...@nc.gov Subject: Friday humor To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG FYI: The world ends tomorrow. So if I'm not in the office on Monday, you'll know why. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.govmailto:jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.us E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.orghttp://www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.comhttp://www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.comhttp://www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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The Rapture comes tomorrow Or perhaps tonight At eleven we sleep soundly. Jennifer Meyer -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of pritch Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 3:11 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor rap·ture (rpchr) 1. The state of being transported by a lofty emotion; ecstasy. 2. An expression of ecstatic feeling. Often used in the plural. I think I remember this happening in College. On Fri, 20 May 2011 17:49:36 +, Sanford, Claire claire.sanf...@memorialhermann.org wrote: I saw this on Twitter... Update: Rapture is going to start at 6PM Saturday at the International Dateline in Pacific ocean. That means 11PM tonight for NYC. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of arslist Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 12:28 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** We can all just save it and use it again By the way, in which time zone? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Hyunkel v2.0 Sent: May 20, 2011 12:44 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** You need to wait until December 19th or 20th (2012) to use that email; do not waste this for now ;) Hugo Ruesga Software Development Advisor US 972.577.7000 x 332.3868 MX +52 (33) 3332.3868 P Please consider the environment before printing this email The information contained in and transferred with this electronic message is intended only for the recipient(s) designated above, it is protected by law and it may contain information which is privileged and confidential. If you are not the intended recipient, please do not read, copy, or use it, and do not disclose it to others. Please notify the sender of the delivery error by replying to this message, and then delete it from your system. Thank you. Date: Fri, 20 May 2011 12:29:59 -0400 From: jennifer.me...@nc.govmailto:jennifer.me...@nc.gov Subject: Friday humor To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG FYI: The world ends tomorrow. So if I'm not in the office on Monday, you'll know why. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.govmailto:jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.us E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.orghttp://www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.comhttp://www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.comhttp://www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties by an authorized state official.
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I wish ! Anyone who puts a date on it is a nut job, Jesus said no one will will know the day or the hour ! Sent from my iPhone On May 20, 2011, at 3:29 PM, Meyer, Jennifer L jennifer.me...@nc.gov wrote: The Rapture comes tomorrow Or perhaps tonight At eleven we sleep soundly. Jennifer Meyer -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of pritch Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 3:11 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor rap·ture (rpchr) 1. The state of being transported by a lofty emotion; ecstasy. 2. An expression of ecstatic feeling. Often used in the plural. I think I remember this happening in College. On Fri, 20 May 2011 17:49:36 +, Sanford, Claire claire.sanf...@memorialhermann.org wrote: I saw this on Twitter... Update: Rapture is going to start at 6PM Saturday at the International Dateline in Pacific ocean. That means 11PM tonight for NYC. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of arslist Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 12:28 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** We can all just save it and use it again By the way, in which time zone? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Hyunkel v2.0 Sent: May 20, 2011 12:44 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** You need to wait until December 19th or 20th (2012) to use that email; do not waste this for now ;) Hugo Ruesga Software Development Advisor US 972.577.7000 x 332.3868 MX +52 (33) 3332.3868 P Please consider the environment before printing this email The information contained in and transferred with this electronic message is intended only for the recipient(s) designated above, it is protected by law and it may contain information which is privileged and confidential. If you are not the intended recipient, please do not read, copy, or use it, and do not disclose it to others. Please notify the sender of the delivery error by replying to this message, and then delete it from your system. Thank you. Date: Fri, 20 May 2011 12:29:59 -0400 From: jennifer.me...@nc.govmailto:jennifer.me...@nc.gov Subject: Friday humor To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG FYI: The world ends tomorrow. So if I'm not in the office on Monday, you'll know why. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.govmailto:jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.us E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.orghttp://www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.comhttp://www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.comhttp://www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties by an authorized state official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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I seem to recall hearing that it was supposed to take place at a specific time, I think 6:00pm. The solution is that if the people of a time zone earlier than yours start to be raptured away then you can simply go do whatever you believe is necessary to repent so you don't get left behind. Thanks, Shawn Pierson Remedy Developer | Southern Union -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Meyer, Jennifer L Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 12:07 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor You're right. No one will believe I'll get taken to heaven in the Rapture. Looks like work for another 5 months. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.us E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Frankfater, David Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 12:38 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor That's a terrible excuse not to go into the office on Monday. Kind regards, David David Frankfater Column Technical Services Toll Free 1-866-265-8665 Ext. 332 Cell 630-664-5800 Fax 630-271-1508 dfrankfa...@columnit.com www.columntech.com -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Meyer, Jennifer L Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 11:30 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday humor FYI: The world ends tomorrow. So if I'm not in the office on Monday, you'll know why. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.us E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are Private and confidential as detailed here: http://www.sug.com/disclaimers/default.htm#Mail . If you cannot access the link, please e-mail sender. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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Do they take nominations? I have some users (and a few managers) who need to be raptured. Mike White EMail michael.wh...@verizon.com Office 813.978.2192 -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Pierson, Shawn Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 3:42 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor I seem to recall hearing that it was supposed to take place at a specific time, I think 6:00pm. The solution is that if the people of a time zone earlier than yours start to be raptured away then you can simply go do whatever you believe is necessary to repent so you don't get left behind. Thanks, Shawn Pierson Remedy Developer | Southern Union -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Meyer, Jennifer L Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 12:07 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor You're right. No one will believe I'll get taken to heaven in the Rapture. Looks like work for another 5 months. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.us E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Frankfater, David Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 12:38 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor That's a terrible excuse not to go into the office on Monday. Kind regards, David David Frankfater Column Technical Services Toll Free 1-866-265-8665 Ext. 332 Cell 630-664-5800 Fax 630-271-1508 dfrankfa...@columnit.com www.columntech.com -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Meyer, Jennifer L Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 11:30 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday humor FYI: The world ends tomorrow. So if I'm not in the office on Monday, you'll know why. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.us E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are Private and confidential as detailed here: http://www.sug.com/disclaimers/default.htm#Mail . If you cannot access the link, please e-mail sender. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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Ooh! Jennifer Meyer -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of White, Michael W (Mike) Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 3:46 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor Do they take nominations? I have some users (and a few managers) who need to be raptured. Mike White EMail michael.wh...@verizon.com Office 813.978.2192 -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Pierson, Shawn Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 3:42 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor I seem to recall hearing that it was supposed to take place at a specific time, I think 6:00pm. The solution is that if the people of a time zone earlier than yours start to be raptured away then you can simply go do whatever you believe is necessary to repent so you don't get left behind. Thanks, Shawn Pierson Remedy Developer | Southern Union -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Meyer, Jennifer L Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 12:07 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor You're right. No one will believe I'll get taken to heaven in the Rapture. Looks like work for another 5 months. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.us E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Frankfater, David Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 12:38 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor That's a terrible excuse not to go into the office on Monday. Kind regards, David David Frankfater Column Technical Services Toll Free 1-866-265-8665 Ext. 332 Cell 630-664-5800 Fax 630-271-1508 dfrankfa...@columnit.com www.columntech.com -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Meyer, Jennifer L Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 11:30 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday humor FYI: The world ends tomorrow. So if I'm not in the office on Monday, you'll know why. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.us E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are Private and confidential as detailed here: http://www.sug.com/disclaimers/default.htm#Mail . If you cannot access the link, please e-mail sender. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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Ok - where's the LIKE button LOL We really need an FB ARSList - bring us into this decade :) Regards, Andrew Goodall Software Engineer 2 | Development Services | jcpenney . www.jcp.com -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of White, Michael W (Mike) Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 2:46 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor Do they take nominations? I have some users (and a few managers) who need to be raptured. Mike White EMail michael.wh...@verizon.com Office 813.978.2192 -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Pierson, Shawn Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 3:42 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor I seem to recall hearing that it was supposed to take place at a specific time, I think 6:00pm. The solution is that if the people of a time zone earlier than yours start to be raptured away then you can simply go do whatever you believe is necessary to repent so you don't get left behind. Thanks, Shawn Pierson Remedy Developer | Southern Union -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Meyer, Jennifer L Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 12:07 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor You're right. No one will believe I'll get taken to heaven in the Rapture. Looks like work for another 5 months. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.us E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Frankfater, David Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 12:38 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor That's a terrible excuse not to go into the office on Monday. Kind regards, David David Frankfater Column Technical Services Toll Free 1-866-265-8665 Ext. 332 Cell 630-664-5800 Fax 630-271-1508 dfrankfa...@columnit.com www.columntech.com -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Meyer, Jennifer L Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 11:30 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday humor FYI: The world ends tomorrow. So if I'm not in the office on Monday, you'll know why. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.us E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are Private and confidential as detailed here: http://www.sug.com/disclaimers/default.htm#Mail . If you cannot access the link, please e-mail sender. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are The information transmitted is intended only for the person or entity to which it is addressed and may contain confidential and/or privileged material. If the reader of this message is not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that your access is unauthorized, and any review, dissemination, distribution or copying of this message including any attachments is strictly prohibited. If you are not the intended recipient, please contact the sender and delete the material from any computer. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com
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I must be the luckiest person today. I'm just coming off two weeks in the sun in Fort Lauderdale and I might have Monday and the rest of the time off. _ John Atherly | APC by Schneider Electric | Information, Process Organization (IPO) | Remedy Administrator / Developer Phone: +401-7899-5735 ext. 2120 | Fax: +401-789-3710 | Email: john.athe...@apcc.com | Site: www.apc.com/ | Address: 132 Fairgrounds Road, West Kingston, RI 02892 USA *** Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail Meyer, Jennifer L jennifer.meyer@N To C.GOVarslist@ARSLIST.ORG Sent by: Action cc Request System discussion list Subject (ARSList)Friday humor arslist@ARSLIST. ORG 05/20/2011 12:29 PM Please respond to arslist@ARSLIST.O RG FYI: The world ends tomorrow. So if I'm not in the office on Monday, you'll know why. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.us E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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You guys are way off. It's well documented the rapture will take place during game 7 of the world series in the bottom of the ninth inning preventing the Cubs from ever winning a Championship. Kind regards, David David Frankfater Column Technical Services Toll Free 1-866-265-8665 Ext. 332 Cell 630-664-5800 Fax 630-271-1508 dfrankfa...@columnit.com www.columntech.com -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of White, Michael W (Mike) Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 2:46 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor Do they take nominations? I have some users (and a few managers) who need to be raptured. Mike White EMail michael.wh...@verizon.com Office 813.978.2192 -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Pierson, Shawn Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 3:42 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor I seem to recall hearing that it was supposed to take place at a specific time, I think 6:00pm. The solution is that if the people of a time zone earlier than yours start to be raptured away then you can simply go do whatever you believe is necessary to repent so you don't get left behind. Thanks, Shawn Pierson Remedy Developer | Southern Union -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Meyer, Jennifer L Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 12:07 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor You're right. No one will believe I'll get taken to heaven in the Rapture. Looks like work for another 5 months. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.us E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Frankfater, David Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 12:38 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor That's a terrible excuse not to go into the office on Monday. Kind regards, David David Frankfater Column Technical Services Toll Free 1-866-265-8665 Ext. 332 Cell 630-664-5800 Fax 630-271-1508 dfrankfa...@columnit.com www.columntech.com -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Meyer, Jennifer L Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 11:30 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday humor FYI: The world ends tomorrow. So if I'm not in the office on Monday, you'll know why. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.us E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are Private and confidential as detailed here: http://www.sug.com/disclaimers/default.htm#Mail . If you cannot access the link, please e-mail sender. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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Guess this means I have about 24 hours+ to complete my bucket list! Or are we all just getting carried away with this? On Fri, 20 May 2011 15:50:35 -0400, John Atherly john.athe...@apc.com wrote: I must be the luckiest person today. I'm just coming off two weeks in the sun in Fort Lauderdale and I might have Monday and the rest of the time off. _ John Atherly | APC by Schneider Electric | Information, Process Organization (IPO) | Remedy Administrator / Developer Phone: +401-7899-5735 ext. 2120 | Fax: +401-789-3710 | Email: john.athe...@apcc.com | Site: www.apc.com/ | Address: 132 Fairgrounds Road, West Kingston, RI 02892 USA *** Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail Meyer, Jennifer L jennifer.meyer@N To C.GOVarslist@ARSLIST.ORG Sent by: Action cc Request System discussion list Subject (ARSList)Friday humor arslist@ARSLIST. ORG 05/20/2011 12:29 PM Please respond to arslist@ARSLIST.O RG FYI: The world ends tomorrow. So if I'm not in the office on Monday, you'll know why. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.us E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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Hope my smartphone still working at Ecstasy State :3 Hugo Ruesga Software Development Advisor US 972.577.7000 x 332.3868 MX +52 (33) 3332.3868 P Please consider the environment before printing this email The information contained in and transferred with this electronic message is intended only for the recipient(s) designated above, it is protected by law and it may contain information which is privileged and confidential. If you are not the intended recipient, please do not read, copy, or use it, and do not disclose it to others. Please notify the sender of the delivery error by replying to this message, and then delete it from your system. Thank you. Date: Fri, 20 May 2011 15:11:23 -0400 From: pri...@ptd.net Subject: Re: Friday humor To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG rap·ture (rpchr) 1. The state of being transported by a lofty emotion; ecstasy. 2. An expression of ecstatic feeling. Often used in the plural. I think I remember this happening in College. On Fri, 20 May 2011 17:49:36 +, Sanford, Claire claire.sanf...@memorialhermann.org wrote: I saw this on Twitter... Update: Rapture is going to start at 6PM Saturday at the International Dateline in Pacific ocean. That means 11PM tonight for NYC. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of arslist Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 12:28 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** We can all just save it and use it again By the way, in which time zone? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Hyunkel v2.0 Sent: May 20, 2011 12:44 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** You need to wait until December 19th or 20th (2012) to use that email; do not waste this for now ;) Hugo Ruesga Software Development Advisor US 972.577.7000 x 332.3868 MX +52 (33) 3332.3868 P Please consider the environment before printing this email The information contained in and transferred with this electronic message is intended only for the recipient(s) designated above, it is protected by law and it may contain information which is privileged and confidential. If you are not the intended recipient, please do not read, copy, or use it, and do not disclose it to others. Please notify the sender of the delivery error by replying to this message, and then delete it from your system. Thank you. Date: Fri, 20 May 2011 12:29:59 -0400 From: jennifer.me...@nc.govmailto:jennifer.me...@nc.gov Subject: Friday humor To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG FYI: The world ends tomorrow. So if I'm not in the office on Monday, you'll know why. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.govmailto:jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.us E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.orghttp://www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.comhttp://www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.comhttp://www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday humor
David, I think you're confusing this with a segment from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. On Fri, 20 May 2011 14:53:24 -0500, Frankfater, David dfrankfa...@columnit.com wrote: You guys are way off. It's well documented the rapture will take place during game 7 of the world series in the bottom of the ninth inning preventing the Cubs from ever winning a Championship. Kind regards, David David Frankfater Column Technical Services Toll Free 1-866-265-8665 Ext. 332 Cell 630-664-5800 Fax 630-271-1508 dfrankfa...@columnit.com www.columntech.com -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of White, Michael W (Mike) Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 2:46 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor Do they take nominations? I have some users (and a few managers) who need to be raptured. Mike White EMail michael.wh...@verizon.com Office 813.978.2192 -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Pierson, Shawn Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 3:42 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor I seem to recall hearing that it was supposed to take place at a specific time, I think 6:00pm. The solution is that if the people of a time zone earlier than yours start to be raptured away then you can simply go do whatever you believe is necessary to repent so you don't get left behind. Thanks, Shawn Pierson Remedy Developer | Southern Union -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Meyer, Jennifer L Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 12:07 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor You're right. No one will believe I'll get taken to heaven in the Rapture. Looks like work for another 5 months. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.us E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Frankfater, David Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 12:38 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor That's a terrible excuse not to go into the office on Monday. Kind regards, David David Frankfater Column Technical Services Toll Free 1-866-265-8665 Ext. 332 Cell 630-664-5800 Fax 630-271-1508 dfrankfa...@columnit.com www.columntech.com -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Meyer, Jennifer L Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 11:30 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday humor FYI: The world ends tomorrow. So if I'm not in the office on Monday, you'll know why. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.us E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are Private and confidential as detailed here: http://www.sug.com/disclaimers/default.htm#Mail . If you cannot access the link, please e-mail sender. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList
Re: Friday humor
Cubs = Champions? Guess is more Twilight Zone turu ruru turu ruru... Hugo Ruesga Software Development Advisor US 972.577.7000 x 332.3868 MX +52 (33) 3332.3868 P Please consider the environment before printing this email The information contained in and transferred with this electronic message is intended only for the recipient(s) designated above, it is protected by law and it may contain information which is privileged and confidential. If you are not the intended recipient, please do not read, copy, or use it, and do not disclose it to others. Please notify the sender of the delivery error by replying to this message, and then delete it from your system. Thank you. Date: Fri, 20 May 2011 15:56:55 -0400 From: pri...@ptd.net Subject: Re: Friday humor To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG David, I think you're confusing this with a segment from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. On Fri, 20 May 2011 14:53:24 -0500, Frankfater, David dfrankfa...@columnit.com wrote: You guys are way off. It's well documented the rapture will take place during game 7 of the world series in the bottom of the ninth inning preventing the Cubs from ever winning a Championship. Kind regards, David David Frankfater Column Technical Services Toll Free 1-866-265-8665 Ext. 332 Cell 630-664-5800 Fax 630-271-1508 dfrankfa...@columnit.com www.columntech.com -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of White, Michael W (Mike) Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 2:46 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor Do they take nominations? I have some users (and a few managers) who need to be raptured. Mike White EMail michael.wh...@verizon.com Office 813.978.2192 -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Pierson, Shawn Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 3:42 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor I seem to recall hearing that it was supposed to take place at a specific time, I think 6:00pm. The solution is that if the people of a time zone earlier than yours start to be raptured away then you can simply go do whatever you believe is necessary to repent so you don't get left behind. Thanks, Shawn Pierson Remedy Developer | Southern Union -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Meyer, Jennifer L Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 12:07 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor You're right. No one will believe I'll get taken to heaven in the Rapture. Looks like work for another 5 months. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.us E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Frankfater, David Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 12:38 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor That's a terrible excuse not to go into the office on Monday. Kind regards, David David Frankfater Column Technical Services Toll Free 1-866-265-8665 Ext. 332 Cell 630-664-5800 Fax 630-271-1508 dfrankfa...@columnit.com www.columntech.com -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Meyer, Jennifer L Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 11:30 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday humor FYI: The world ends tomorrow. So if I'm not in the office on Monday, you'll know why. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.us E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers
Re: Friday humor
Hopefully the rapture doesn't come in the form of a refrigerator falling from the sky. And would the Rapture be an Incident, Problem, or Change? :-) Thad On Fri, May 20, 2011 at 9:29 AM, Meyer, Jennifer L jennifer.me...@nc.govwrote: FYI: The world ends tomorrow. So if I'm not in the office on Monday, you'll know why. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.us E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday humor
Release... On Fri, May 20, 2011 at 4:06 PM, Thad Esser thad.es...@gmail.com wrote: ** Hopefully the rapture doesn't come in the form of a refrigerator falling from the sky. And would the Rapture be an Incident, Problem, or Change? :-) Thad On Fri, May 20, 2011 at 9:29 AM, Meyer, Jennifer L jennifer.me...@nc.govwrote: FYI: The world ends tomorrow. So if I'm not in the office on Monday, you'll know why. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.us E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ -- Patrick Zandi ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday humor
Recurring Incident, affecting multiple users. You should create a problem investigation It appears to be a client issue. Jennifer Meyer From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of patrick zandi Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 4:09 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** Release... On Fri, May 20, 2011 at 4:06 PM, Thad Esser thad.es...@gmail.commailto:thad.es...@gmail.com wrote: ** Hopefully the rapture doesn't come in the form of a refrigerator falling from the sky. And would the Rapture be an Incident, Problem, or Change? :-) Thad On Fri, May 20, 2011 at 9:29 AM, Meyer, Jennifer L jennifer.me...@nc.govmailto:jennifer.me...@nc.gov wrote: FYI: The world ends tomorrow. So if I'm not in the office on Monday, you'll know why. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543tel:919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000tel:919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.govmailto:jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.ushttp://its.state.nc.us/ E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.orghttp://www.arslist.org/ attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.comhttp://www.wwrug.com/ ARSList: Where the Answers Are _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.comhttp://www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ -- Patrick Zandi _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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Just under 7, actually. Claire says it's supposed to be 6 pm tomorrow at the dateline, which is 11pm here for us. Jennifer Meyer E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties by an authorized state official.
Re: Friday humor
Actually wouldn't it be a Latent Change? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Thad Esser Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 1:06 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** Hopefully the rapture doesn't come in the form of a refrigerator falling from the sky. And would the Rapture be an Incident, Problem, or Change? :-) Thad On Fri, May 20, 2011 at 9:29 AM, Meyer, Jennifer L jennifer.me...@nc.gov wrote: FYI: The world ends tomorrow. So if I'm not in the office on Monday, you'll know why. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.us http://its.state.nc.us/ E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org http://www.arslist.org/ attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com http://www.wwrug.com/ ARSList: Where the Answers Are _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday humor
Wait, is it RApture or RUpture? I'm prepared either way for the first. If it's the latter, I will likely complain vigorously. -JDH On Fri, May 20, 2011 at 4:42 PM, Pargeter, Christie :CO IS cparg...@lhs.org wrote: ** Actually wouldn't it be a Latent Change? -- *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] *On Behalf Of *Thad Esser *Sent:* Friday, May 20, 2011 1:06 PM *To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG *Subject:* Re: Friday humor ** Hopefully the rapture doesn't come in the form of a refrigerator falling from the sky. And would the Rapture be an Incident, Problem, or Change? :-) Thad On Fri, May 20, 2011 at 9:29 AM, Meyer, Jennifer L jennifer.me...@nc.govwrote: FYI: The world ends tomorrow. So if I'm not in the office on Monday, you'll know why. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.us E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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It will be a result of a Cloud Management Service :-) From: Thad Esser Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 4:06 PM Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** Hopefully the rapture doesn't come in the form of a refrigerator falling from the sky. And would the Rapture be an Incident, Problem, or Change? :-) Thad On Fri, May 20, 2011 at 9:29 AM, Meyer, Jennifer L jennifer.me...@nc.gov wrote: FYI: The world ends tomorrow. So if I'm not in the office on Monday, you'll know why. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.us E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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Sigh. If the world weren't about to end in a rapture I would have to present this at WWRUG as the longest thread of the year. Up until now I was hoping it wasn't true. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Joe Martin D'Souza Sent: May 20, 2011 6:47 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** It will be a result of a Cloud Management Service :-) From: Thad Esser mailto:thad.es...@gmail.com Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 4:06 PM Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** Hopefully the rapture doesn't come in the form of a refrigerator falling from the sky. And would the Rapture be an Incident, Problem, or Change? :-) Thad On Fri, May 20, 2011 at 9:29 AM, Meyer, Jennifer L jennifer.me...@nc.gov wrote: FYI: The world ends tomorrow. So if I'm not in the office on Monday, you'll know why. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.us http://its.state.nc.us/ E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org http://www.arslist.org/ attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com http://www.wwrug.com/ ARSList: Where the Answers Are _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor - Understanding Engineers
** When I went to work in the OU Engineering college back in 1992 they 'issued' me a set of Engineer and Lawyer jokes. (Did you know they are natural enemies?) These were in the Engineer set :) Good memory to read them again. Kelly DeaverL-3 Stratis / FAA Contractor kdea...@kellydeaver.com (ARSlist mail)kelly.ctr.dea...@faa.gov(Business mail) Original Message Subject: Friday Humor - Understanding EngineersFrom: Robert Dalton barc...@cox.netDate: Fri, April 22, 2011 6:39 pmTo: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGIs It possible to understand Engineers? Where there's a will, there's a wayUnderstanding Engineers #1Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice, The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."Understanding Engineers #2To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.Understanding Engineers #3 A priest, an ophthalmologist, and an engineer were golfing one morning behind a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!" The priest said, "Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him." He said, "Hello, George. What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen.They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we let them play for free anytime." The group fell silent for a moment. Then the priest said, "That's so sad. I think I'll say a special prayer for them." The ophthalmologist added, "Good idea. And maybe I could examine them to see if there's anything I can do for them." They were silent for a moment. Then the engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?" Understanding Engineers #4What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build weapons.Civil engineers build targets.Understanding Engineers #5The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"The graduate with accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"Understanding Engineers #6Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.Understanding Engineers #7An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn back into a beautiful princess and stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want." Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The engineer said, "Look, I'm a busy engineer.I don't have time for a girlfriend. But a talking frog, now that's cool!"___UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.orgattend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: "Where the Answers Are" _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"_
Re: Friday Humor - Understanding Engineers
Loved the frog and that is sooo true! From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Kelly Deaver Sent: Monday, April 25, 2011 6:14 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Understanding Engineers ** When I went to work in the OU Engineering college back in 1992 they 'issued' me a set of Engineer and Lawyer jokes. (Did you know they are natural enemies?) These were in the Engineer set :) Good memory to read them again. Kelly Deaver L-3 Stratis / FAA Contractor kdea...@kellydeaver.com (ARSlist mail) kelly.ctr.dea...@faa.gov (Business mail) Original Message Subject: Friday Humor - Understanding Engineers From: Robert Dalton barc...@cox.net Date: Fri, April 22, 2011 6:39 pm To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Is It possible to understand Engineers? Where there's a will, there's a way Understanding Engineers #1 Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, Where did you get such a great bike? The second engineer replied, Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, Take what you want. The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, Good choice, The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway. Understanding Engineers #2 To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Understanding Engineers #3 A priest, an ophthalmologist, and an engineer were golfing one morning behind a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes! The doctor chimed in, I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf! The priest said, Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him. He said, Hello, George. What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they? The greens keeper replied, Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we let them play for free anytime. The group fell silent for a moment. Then the priest said, That's so sad. I think I'll say a special prayer for them. The ophthalmologist added, Good idea. And maybe I could examine them to see if there's anything I can do for them. They were silent for a moment. Then the engineer said, Why can't they play at night? Understanding Engineers #4 What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets. Understanding Engineers #5 The graduate with a science degree asks, Why does it work? The graduate with an engineering degree asks, How does it work? The graduate with accounting degree asks, How much will it cost? The graduate with an arts degree asks, Do you want fries with that? Understanding Engineers #6 Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet. Understanding Engineers #7 An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess. He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, If you kiss me, I'll turn back into a beautiful princess and stay with you for one week. The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me? The engineer said, Look, I'm a busy engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend. But a talking frog, now that's cool! ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives
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Kellywhich OU? On Mon, Apr 25, 2011 at 9:14 AM, Kelly Deaver kdea...@kellydeaver.comwrote: ** When I went to work in the OU Engineering college back in 1992 they 'issued' me a set of Engineer and Lawyer jokes. (Did you know they are natural enemies?) These were in the Engineer set :) Good memory to read them again. Kelly Deaver L-3 Stratis / FAA Contractor kdea...@kellydeaver.com (ARSlist mail) kelly.ctr.dea...@faa.gov (Business mail) Original Message Subject: Friday Humor - Understanding Engineers From: Robert Dalton barc...@cox.net Date: Fri, April 22, 2011 6:39 pm To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Is It possible to understand Engineers? Where there's a will, there's a way Understanding Engineers #1 Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, Where did you get such a great bike? The second engineer replied, Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, Take what you want. The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, Good choice, The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway. Understanding Engineers #2 To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Understanding Engineers #3 A priest, an ophthalmologist, and an engineer were golfing one morning behind a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes! The doctor chimed in, I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf! The priest said, Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him. He said, Hello, George. What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they? The greens keeper replied, Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we let them play for free anytime. The group fell silent for a moment. Then the priest said, That's so sad. I think I'll say a special prayer for them. The ophthalmologist added, Good idea. And maybe I could examine them to see if there's anything I can do for them. They were silent for a moment. Then the engineer said, Why can't they play at night? Understanding Engineers #4 What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets. Understanding Engineers #5 The graduate with a science degree asks, Why does it work? The graduate with an engineering degree asks, How does it work? The graduate with accounting degree asks, How much will it cost? The graduate with an arts degree asks, Do you want fries with that? Understanding Engineers #6 Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet. Understanding Engineers #7 An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess. He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, If you kiss me, I'll turn back into a beautiful princess and stay with you for one week. The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me? The engineer said, Look, I'm a busy engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend. But a talking frog, now that's cool! ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ -- Warren R. Baltimore II Remedy Developer 410-533-5367 ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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** Oklahoma University :) This is only one OU (in our minds) LOL Kelly DeaverL-3 Stratis / FAA Contractor kdea...@kellydeaver.com (ARSlist mail)kelly.ctr.dea...@faa.gov(Business mail) Original Message Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Understanding EngineersFrom: "Warren R. Baltimore II" warrenbaltim...@gmail.comDate: Mon, April 25, 2011 11:03 amTo: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG** Kellywhich OU? On Mon, Apr 25, 2011 at 9:14 AM, Kelly Deaver kdea...@kellydeaver.comwrote: ** When I went to work in the OU Engineering college back in 1992 they 'issued' me a set of Engineer and Lawyer jokes. (Did you know they are natural enemies?) These were in the Engineer set :) Good memory to read them again. Kelly DeaverL-3 Stratis / FAA Contractor kdea...@kellydeaver.com(ARSlist mail)kelly.ctr.dea...@faa.gov(Business mail) Original Message Subject: Friday Humor - Understanding EngineersFrom: Robert Dalton barc...@cox.netDate: Fri, April 22, 2011 6:39 pmTo: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGIs It possible to understand Engineers? Where there's a will, there's a wayUnderstanding Engineers #1Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice, The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."Understanding Engineers #2To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.Understanding Engineers #3 A priest, an ophthalmologist, and an engineer were golfing one morning behind a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!" The priest said, "Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him." He said, "Hello, George. What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen.They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we let them play for free anytime." The group fell silent for a moment. Then the priest said, "That's so sad. I think I'll say a special prayer for them." The ophthalmologist added, "Good idea. And maybe I could examine them to see if there's anything I can do for them." They were silent for a moment. Then the engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?" Understanding Engineers #4What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build weapons.Civil engineers build targets.Understanding Engineers #5The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"The graduate with accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"Understanding Engineers #6Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.Understanding Engineers #7An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn back into a beautiful princess and stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want." Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The engineer said, "Look, I'm a busy engineer.I don't have time for a girlfriend. But a talking frog, now that's cool!"___UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.orgattend wwrug11 www.wwrug.comARSList: "Where the Answers Are"_attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.comARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"_ -- Warren R. Baltimore IIRemedy Developer410-533-5367_attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"_ _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"_
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And next time we all have an excuse for breaking something that wasn’t already broken :-) We were simply trying to add some more features! Joe From: Pargeter, Christie :CO IS Sent: Monday, April 25, 2011 10:40 AM Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Understanding Engineers ** Loved the frog and that is sooo true! From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Kelly Deaver Sent: Monday, April 25, 2011 6:14 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Understanding Engineers ** When I went to work in the OU Engineering college back in 1992 they 'issued' me a set of Engineer and Lawyer jokes. (Did you know they are natural enemies?) These were in the Engineer set :) Good memory to read them again. Kelly Deaver L-3 Stratis / FAA Contractor kdea...@kellydeaver.com (ARSlist mail) kelly.ctr.dea...@faa.gov (Business mail) Original Message Subject: Friday Humor - Understanding Engineers From: Robert Dalton barc...@cox.net Date: Fri, April 22, 2011 6:39 pm To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Is It possible to understand Engineers? Where there's a will, there's a way Understanding Engineers #1 Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, Where did you get such a great bike? The second engineer replied, Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, Take what you want. The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, Good choice, The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway. Understanding Engineers #2 To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Understanding Engineers #3 A priest, an ophthalmologist, and an engineer were golfing one morning behind a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes! The doctor chimed in, I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf! The priest said, Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him. He said, Hello, George. What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they? The greens keeper replied, Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we let them play for free anytime. The group fell silent for a moment. Then the priest said, That's so sad. I think I'll say a special prayer for them. The ophthalmologist added, Good idea. And maybe I could examine them to see if there's anything I can do for them. They were silent for a moment. Then the engineer said, Why can't they play at night? Understanding Engineers #4 What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets. Understanding Engineers #5 The graduate with a science degree asks, Why does it work? The graduate with an engineering degree asks, How does it work? The graduate with accounting degree asks, How much will it cost? The graduate with an arts degree asks, Do you want fries with that? Understanding Engineers #6 Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet. Understanding Engineers #7 An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess. He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, If you kiss me, I'll turn back into a beautiful princess and stay with you for one week. The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me? The engineer said, Look, I'm a busy engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend. But a talking frog, now that's cool! ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_
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Next Time? - Original Message - From: Joe Martin D'Souza Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Sent: Monday, April 25, 2011 1:00 PM Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Understanding Engineers ** And next time we all have an excuse for breaking something that wasn’t already broken :-) We were simply trying to add some more features! Joe From: Pargeter, Christie :CO IS Sent: Monday, April 25, 2011 10:40 AM Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Understanding Engineers ** Loved the frog and that is sooo true! -- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Kelly Deaver Sent: Monday, April 25, 2011 6:14 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Understanding Engineers ** When I went to work in the OU Engineering college back in 1992 they 'issued' me a set of Engineer and Lawyer jokes. (Did you know they are natural enemies?) These were in the Engineer set :) Good memory to read them again. Kelly Deaver L-3 Stratis / FAA Contractor kdea...@kellydeaver.com (ARSlist mail) kelly.ctr.dea...@faa.gov (Business mail) Original Message Subject: Friday Humor - Understanding Engineers From: Robert Dalton barc...@cox.net Date: Fri, April 22, 2011 6:39 pm To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Is It possible to understand Engineers? Where there's a will, there's a way Understanding Engineers #1 Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, Where did you get such a great bike? The second engineer replied, Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, Take what you want. The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, Good choice, The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway. Understanding Engineers #2 To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Understanding Engineers #3 A priest, an ophthalmologist, and an engineer were golfing one morning behind a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes! The doctor chimed in, I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf! The priest said, Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him. He said, Hello, George. What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they? The greens keeper replied, Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we let them play for free anytime. The group fell silent for a moment. Then the priest said, That's so sad. I think I'll say a special prayer for them. The ophthalmologist added, Good idea. And maybe I could examine them to see if there's anything I can do for them. They were silent for a moment. Then the engineer said, Why can't they play at night? Understanding Engineers #4 What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets. Understanding Engineers #5 The graduate with a science degree asks, Why does it work? The graduate with an engineering degree asks, How does it work? The graduate with accounting degree asks, How much will it cost? The graduate with an arts degree asks, Do you want fries with that? Understanding Engineers #6 Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet. Understanding Engineers #7 An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess. He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, If you kiss me, I'll turn back into a beautiful princess and stay with you for one week. The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me? The engineer said, Look, I'm a busy engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend. But a talking frog, now that's cool
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Shhh politely with a :-) From: Ken Pritchard Sent: Sunday, April 24, 2011 1:19 PM Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Understanding Engineers ** Next Time? - Original Message - From: Joe Martin D'Souza Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Sent: Monday, April 25, 2011 1:00 PM Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Understanding Engineers ** And next time we all have an excuse for breaking something that wasn’t already broken :-) We were simply trying to add some more features! Joe From: Pargeter, Christie :CO IS Sent: Monday, April 25, 2011 10:40 AM Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Understanding Engineers ** Loved the frog and that is sooo true! -- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Kelly Deaver Sent: Monday, April 25, 2011 6:14 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Understanding Engineers ** When I went to work in the OU Engineering college back in 1992 they 'issued' me a set of Engineer and Lawyer jokes. (Did you know they are natural enemies?) These were in the Engineer set :) Good memory to read them again. Kelly Deaver L-3 Stratis / FAA Contractor kdea...@kellydeaver.com (ARSlist mail) kelly.ctr.dea...@faa.gov (Business mail) Original Message Subject: Friday Humor - Understanding Engineers From: Robert Dalton barc...@cox.net Date: Fri, April 22, 2011 6:39 pm To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Is It possible to understand Engineers? Where there's a will, there's a way Understanding Engineers #1 Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, Where did you get such a great bike? The second engineer replied, Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, Take what you want. The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, Good choice, The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway. Understanding Engineers #2 To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Understanding Engineers #3 A priest, an ophthalmologist, and an engineer were golfing one morning behind a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes! The doctor chimed in, I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf! The priest said, Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him. He said, Hello, George. What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they? The greens keeper replied, Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we let them play for free anytime. The group fell silent for a moment. Then the priest said, That's so sad. I think I'll say a special prayer for them. The ophthalmologist added, Good idea. And maybe I could examine them to see if there's anything I can do for them. They were silent for a moment. Then the engineer said, Why can't they play at night? Understanding Engineers #4 What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets. Understanding Engineers #5 The graduate with a science degree asks, Why does it work? The graduate with an engineering degree asks, How does it work? The graduate with accounting degree asks, How much will it cost? The graduate with an arts degree asks, Do you want fries with that? Understanding Engineers #6 Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet. Understanding Engineers #7 An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess. He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, If you kiss me, I'll turn back into a beautiful princess and stay with you for one week. The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for one week
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That was a genuine laugh out loud moment. Thanks From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Phil Bautista Sent: 17 July 2010 08:10 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT: Friday Humor ** A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.' 'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Puff! She's gone. 'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.' Puff! He's gone. 'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after Lunch.' Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say Phil Bautista, WWRUG10 Advisory Board 512-731-0304 http://www.linkedin.com/in/philbautista http://www.wwrug.org/wwrug10/contact_phil.html _attend WWRUG10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor
I always wondered why that one store always needed those dividers replenished... Darrell Reading Systems Engineer Phone 479.204.5739 dere...@wal-mart.com Wal-Mart Stores, Inc. 805 Moberly Lane, MS-0560-68 Bentonville, AR 72716 Save Money. Live Better -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Pruitt, Christopher (Bank of America Account) Sent: Friday, February 26, 2010 07:37 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT:Friday Humor Subject: FW: The Future for Laid off Employees After a company gets rid of all its bloated staff, this is what they will have to choose from at their new Wal-Mart pay scales. ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. 'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter. 'You don't?' I replied. 'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply. 'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?' 'That's right.' So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets (Unbelievable but sadly true...) TWO I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine.. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?' I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.' She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened. THREE A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.' (keep shuddering!!) FOUR I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked. She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?' 'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked. 'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk' PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself !!! FIVE Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies. Brunette, by the way!! SIX A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer..' Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency!' Christopher Pruitt Business Consulting III HP Enterprises Services christopher.pru...@hp.commailto:mary.jo...@hp.com www.hp.comhttp://www.hp.com/ Confidentiality Notice: This message and any files transmitted with it are intended for the sole use of the entity or individual to whom it is addressed, and may contain information that is confidential, privileged, and exempt from disclosure under applicable law. If you are not the intended addressee for this e-mail, you are hereby notified that any copying, distribution, or dissemination of this e-mail is strictly prohibited. If you have received this e-mail in error, please immediately destroy, erase, or discard this message. Please notify the sender immediately by return e-mail if you have received this e-mail by mistake. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are - ** This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error destroy it immediately. ** Wal-Mart Confidential **
Re: Friday Humor
True life story. Burger King used to have a 'Double Bacon Cheeseburger value meal' on their menu that my wife sometimes orders. They took it off the menu and replaced it with a 'Double Cheeseburger value meal' several years ago, but she continued ordering it and never had a problem. One day she ordered the Double Bacon Cheeseburger meal and the guy behind the counter said they don't have that anymore...we exchanged glances and without a beat she says Ok, I'll have the Double Cheeseburger value meal with baconthe clerk rang it up without ever realizing what just happenedwe still laugh about it. -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Pruitt, Christopher (Bank of America Account) Sent: Friday, February 26, 2010 6:37 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT:Friday Humor Subject: FW: The Future for Laid off Employees After a company gets rid of all its bloated staff, this is what they will have to choose from at their new Wal-Mart pay scales. ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. 'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter. 'You don't?' I replied. 'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply. 'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?' 'That's right.' So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets (Unbelievable but sadly true...) TWO I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine.. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?' I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.' She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened. THREE A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.' (keep shuddering!!) FOUR I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked. She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?' 'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked. 'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk' PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself !!! FIVE Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies. Brunette, by the way!! SIX A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer..' Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency!' Christopher Pruitt Business Consulting III HP Enterprises Services christopher.pru...@hp.commailto:mary.jo...@hp.com www.hp.comhttp://www.hp.com/ Confidentiality Notice: This message and any files transmitted with it are intended for the sole use of the entity or individual to whom it is addressed, and may contain information that is confidential, privileged, and exempt from disclosure under applicable law. If you are not the intended addressee for this e-mail, you are hereby notified that any copying, distribution, or dissemination of this e-mail is strictly prohibited. If you have received this e-mail in error, please immediately destroy, erase, or discard this message. Please notify the sender immediately by return e-mail if you have received this e-mail by mistake. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the
Re: Friday Humor: When You Can't Just Say, 'You Idiot!'
That is very good ones :) Cheers, Plamen Ivanov ( Пламен Иванов ) On 5 Фев, 18:11, Grooms, Frederick W frederick.w.gro...@xo.com wrote: WhenYouCan't Just Say, 'YouIdiot!' Youcan't call your boss stupid, even if he or she really does make Dilbert's pointy-haired manager look like Einstein. Here are some euphemistic phrases that might get the message across just as well: * Having him show up is equal to having two good people call in sick. * She has two speeds: dead slow and full stop. * Ifyouoffered him a penny for his thoughts,you'd get change. * She's always late, but she makes up for it by leaving early. * The cheese slid off that guy's cracker years ago. * Lots of smart people work at this company. She isn't one of them. * Not only is he not the sharpest knife in the drawer he's actually a spoon. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives atwww.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor: Male Philosophizing
Joe.. I am literallyLaughing out Loud!!! Good ones and thanks for the Friday Humor.. :-) On Fri, Jan 15, 2010 at 6:58 AM, Joe D'Souza jdso...@shyle.net wrote: When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. David Bissonette After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Sacha Guitry By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Anonymous The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, What does a woman want? Dumas I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Sigmund Freud 'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.' Anonymous 'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.' Sam Kinison 'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.' James Holt McGavra Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Patrick Murra The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once Nash You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Anonymous My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Henny Youngman A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Rodney Dangerfield A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' Anonymous First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' Anonymous SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH..AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR WHO CAN HANDLE IT! Or your computer screen will turn pink with flowers and butterflies haha ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.netsponsor%3armisoluti...@verizon.netARSlist: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor: BMC Remedy Spelling Fail
That's more funny than the whole, It's called INCIDENT Management, not Help Desk! thing that was beaten into our heads until we discovered that the form was still called HPD:HelpDesk in the Admin tool. Thanks, Shawn Pierson Remedy Developer | Southern Union From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Chowdhury, Tauf Sent: Friday, September 18, 2009 8:51 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor: BMC Remedy Spelling Fail ** FYI... AR7.1 and ITSM 7.0.3... [cid:image001.png@01CA383D.AA876180] Tauf Chowdhury | Forest Laboratories, Inc. Analyst, Service Management Informatics-Infrastructure Office: 631.858.7765 Mobile:646.483.2779 This e-mail and its attachments may contain Forest Laboratories, Inc. proprietary information that is privileged, confidential or subject to copyright belonging to Forest Laboratories, Inc. This e-mail is intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to which it is addressed. If you are not the intended recipient of this e-mail, or the employee or agent responsible for delivering this e-mail to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution, copying or action taken in relation to the contents of and attachments to this e-mail is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful. If you have received this e-mail in error, please notify the sender immediately and permanently delete the original and any copy of this e-mail and any printout. _Platinum Sponsor: rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ Private and confidential as detailed here: http://www.sug.com/disclaimers/default.htm#Mail . If you cannot access the link, please e-mail sender. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are inline: image001.png
Re: Friday Humor: BMC Remedy Spelling Fail
The third t is silent :) Kevin Begosh, RSP 301-791-3540 Phone 240-291-2467 Cell kevin.beg...@lmco.com From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Chowdhury, Tauf Sent: Friday, September 18, 2009 7:51 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor: BMC Remedy Spelling Fail ** FYI... AR7.1 and ITSM 7.0.3... [cid:image001.png@01CA3835.065B0150] Tauf Chowdhury | Forest Laboratories, Inc. Analyst, Service Management Informatics-Infrastructure Office: 631.858.7765 Mobile:646.483.2779 This e-mail and its attachments may contain Forest Laboratories, Inc. proprietary information that is privileged, confidential or subject to copyright belonging to Forest Laboratories, Inc. This e-mail is intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to which it is addressed. If you are not the intended recipient of this e-mail, or the employee or agent responsible for delivering this e-mail to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution, copying or action taken in relation to the contents of and attachments to this e-mail is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful. If you have received this e-mail in error, please notify the sender immediately and permanently delete the original and any copy of this e-mail and any printout. _Platinum Sponsor: rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are inline: image001.png
Re: Friday Humor: BMC Remedy Spelling Fail
Here is one bug I submitted to BMC. This is the Notes field on Incident Problem. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Pierson, Shawn Sent: Friday, September 18, 2009 6:55 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: BMC Remedy Spelling Fail ** That's more funny than the whole, It's called INCIDENT Management, not Help Desk! thing that was beaten into our heads until we discovered that the form was still called HPD:HelpDesk in the Admin tool. Thanks, Shawn Pierson Remedy Developer | Southern Union From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Chowdhury, Tauf Sent: Friday, September 18, 2009 8:51 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor: BMC Remedy Spelling Fail ** FYI... AR7.1 and ITSM 7.0.3... Tauf Chowdhury | Forest Laboratories, Inc. Analyst, Service Management Informatics-Infrastructure Office: 631.858.7765 Mobile:646.483.2779 This e-mail and its attachments may contain Forest Laboratories, Inc. proprietary information that is privileged, confidential or subject to copyright belonging to Forest Laboratories, Inc. This e-mail is intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to which it is addressed. If you are not the intended recipient of this e-mail, or the employee or agent responsible for delivering this e-mail to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution, copying or action taken in relation to the contents of and attachments to this e-mail is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful. If you have received this e-mail in error, please notify the sender immediately and permanently delete the original and any copy of this e-mail and any printout. _Platinum Sponsor: rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ Private and confidential as detailed here http://www.sug.com/disclaimers/default.htm#Mail . If you cannot access hyperlink, please e-mail sender. _Platinum Sponsor: rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are Outlook.jpgimage001.png
Re: Friday Humor: BMC Remedy Spelling Fail
I've certainly got bitten by that one (Detailed Decription), more than once, when I tried to reference it with the correct spelling (each time I eventually remembered... oh yeah, I have to misspell it...) Aiigh!! Pargeter, Christie :CO IS cparg...@lhs.org Sent by: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) arslist@ARSLIST.ORG 09/18/2009 10:44 AM Please respond to arslist@ARSLIST.ORG To arslist@ARSLIST.ORG cc Subject Re: Friday Humor: BMC Remedy Spelling Fail ** Here is one bug I submitted to BMC. This is the Notes field on Incident Problem. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Pierson, Shawn Sent: Friday, September 18, 2009 6:55 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: BMC Remedy Spelling Fail ** That?s more funny than the whole, ?It?s called INCIDENT Management, not Help Desk!? thing that was beaten into our heads until we discovered that the form was still called HPD:HelpDesk in the Admin tool. Thanks, Shawn Pierson Remedy Developer | Southern Union From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Chowdhury, Tauf Sent: Friday, September 18, 2009 8:51 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor: BMC Remedy Spelling Fail ** FYI? AR7.1 and ITSM 7.0.3? Tauf Chowdhury | Forest Laboratories, Inc. Analyst, Service Management Informatics-Infrastructure Office: 631.858.7765 Mobile:646.483.2779 This e-mail and its attachments may contain Forest Laboratories, Inc. proprietary information that is privileged, confidential or subject to copyright belonging to Forest Laboratories, Inc. This e-mail is intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to which it is addressed. If you are not the intended recipient of this e-mail, or the employee or agent responsible for delivering this e-mail to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution, copying or action taken in relation to the contents of and attachments to this e-mail is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful. If you have received this e-mail in error, please notify the sender immediately and permanently delete the original and any copy of this e-mail and any printout. _Platinum Sponsor: rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ Private and confidential as detailed here. If you cannot access hyperlink, please e-mail sender. _Platinum Sponsor: rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _Platinum Sponsor: rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ image/jpeg
Re: Friday Humor: BMC Remedy Spelling Fail
Hence the need for spell check throughout the entire application! Tauf Chowdhury Analyst, Service Management Office: 631.858.7765 Mobile:646.483.2779 From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Julie L Kanakanui JLKANAKA Sent: Friday, September 18, 2009 11:02 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: BMC Remedy Spelling Fail I've certainly got bitten by that one (Detailed Decription), more than once, when I tried to reference it with the correct spelling (each time I eventually remembered... oh yeah, I have to misspell it...) Aiigh!! Pargeter, Christie :CO IS cparg...@lhs.org Sent by: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) arslist@ARSLIST.ORG 09/18/2009 10:44 AM Please respond to arslist@ARSLIST.ORG To arslist@ARSLIST.ORG cc Subject Re: Friday Humor: BMC Remedy Spelling Fail ** Here is one bug I submitted to BMC. This is the Notes field on Incident Problem. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Pierson, Shawn Sent: Friday, September 18, 2009 6:55 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: BMC Remedy Spelling Fail ** That's more funny than the whole, It's called INCIDENT Management, not Help Desk! thing that was beaten into our heads until we discovered that the form was still called HPD:HelpDesk in the Admin tool. Thanks, Shawn Pierson Remedy Developer | Southern Union From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Chowdhury, Tauf Sent: Friday, September 18, 2009 8:51 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor: BMC Remedy Spelling Fail ** FYI... AR7.1 and ITSM 7.0.3... Tauf Chowdhury | Forest Laboratories, Inc. Analyst, Service Management Informatics-Infrastructure Office: 631.858.7765 Mobile:646.483.2779 This e-mail and its attachments may contain Forest Laboratories, Inc. proprietary information that is privileged, confidential or subject to copyright belonging to Forest Laboratories, Inc. This e-mail is intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to which it is addressed. If you are not the intended recipient of this e-mail, or the employee or agent responsible for delivering this e-mail to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution, copying or action taken in relation to the contents of and attachments to this e-mail is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful. If you have received this e-mail in error, please notify the sender immediately and permanently delete the original and any copy of this e-mail and any printout. _Platinum Sponsor: rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ Private and confidential as detailed here http://www.sug.com/disclaimers/default.htm#Mail . If you cannot access hyperlink, please e-mail sender. _Platinum Sponsor: rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _Platinum Sponsor: rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ** This e-mail and its attachments may contain Forest Laboratories, Inc. proprietary information that is privileged, confidential or subject to copyright belonging to Forest Laboratories, Inc. This e-mail is intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to which it is addressed. If you are not the intended recipient of this e-mail, or the employee or agent responsible for delivering this e-mail to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution, copying or action taken in relation to the contents of and attachments to this e-mail is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful. If you have received this e-mail in error, please notify the sender immediately and permanently delete the original and any copy of this e-mail and any printout. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are image001.jpg
Re: Friday Humor - A Public service message about LIFE
Thanks, Christopher! It made my Friday Dwayne Martin James Madison University From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of PRUITT, CHRISTOPHER Sent: Friday, July 17, 2009 9:39 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT: Friday Humor - A Public service message about LIFE ** On the first day, God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.' The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?' So God agreed.. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: 'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.' The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?' And God agreed. On the third day, God created the cow and said: 'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.' The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?' And God agreed again. On the fourth day, God created man and said: 'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.' But man said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?' 'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.' So that is why, for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. Life has now been explained to you. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service Christopher Pruitt Consultant Specialist EDS, an HP Company mailto: christopher.pru...@hp.com We deliver on our commitments so you can deliver on yours. Confidentiality Notice: This message and any files transmitted with it are intended for the sole use of the entity or individual to whom it is addressed, and may contain information that is confidential, privileged, and exempt from disclosure under applicable law. If you are not the intended addressee for this e-mail, you are hereby notified that any copying, distribution, or dissemination of this e-mail is strictly prohibited. If you have received this e-mail in error, please immediately destroy, erase, or discard this message. Please notify the sender immediately by return e-mail if you have received this e-mail by mistake. _Platinum Sponsor: rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor: Etiquette Question: Is Fat Client offensive?
Not bad, David, not bad. Here's a suggestion for your rapper name: B. MC Remedy Now all you need is a four-finger ring that says ITSM in diamonds. J --- J.T. Shyman From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Easter, David Sent: Friday, April 17, 2009 3:13 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT: Friday Humor: Etiquette Question: Is Fat Client offensive? ** Now THIN client has improved but will never be quite as good as the FAT client but many will continue to overlook that. I humbly disagree, and I thought the best way to voice that would be in a rap. (Please imagine a posse emphasizing the parts in bold...) I sat down today at my PC Gonna log into my Rem-E-DY But yo' yo' dog, what do I see? My W-U-T is R-I-P Times have changed, tools rearranged Someone's got to be deranged Phat clients are gone, now ain't that strange OWA now's my link to Exchange I ain't here to dis' the web client Not tryin' to be rude or be defiant I'm ready to bend, gonna be real pliant Don't wanna go to jail not bein' compliant Web's now the norm, got to perform Cloud Computing is the per-fect storm It does the work - same function and form Brings data to the masses, keeps them informed So here I go don't need no docs Just launch IE or Firefox Wow, look at that - this UI rocks! This dope web client knocks off my socks! I save time typing 'cause of auto-complete And collapsible panels keep my view neat Flex-based flashboards? Man, that's sweet It's got fill layout - totally |_337! New JavaScript engines make it fast This technology's built to last Yo, I'm sold - my test is passed My expectations it has surpassed Hey thick client - C-YA! Wouldn't wanna be ya! Your days are numbered, I guarantee ya From Sunnyvale to South Korea Fire up that browser - we'll B-M-C ya! -David J. Easter Sr. Product Manager, Solution Strategy and Development BMC Software, Inc. The opinions, statements, and/or suggested courses of action expressed in this E-mail DEFINITELY do not reflect those of BMC Software, Inc. My voluntary participation in this forum is not intended to convey a role as a spokesperson, liaison or public relations representative for BMC Software, Inc. _ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor: Etiquette Question: Is Fat Client offensive?
Indeed. That's a very solid effort, David, especially coming from a middle-aged white guy. I would NOT recommend doing this at the next executive meeting, though. I am sure you're way ahead of me on that. J.T. , I like your enhancements, too. Rick Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry -Original Message- From: Shyman, Jonathan jshy...@columnit.com Date: Fri, 17 Apr 2009 14:23:00 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: Etiquette Question: Is Fat Client offensive? Not bad, David, not bad. Here's a suggestion for your rapper name: B. MC Remedy Now all you need is a four-finger ring that says ITSM in diamonds. J --- J.T. Shyman From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Easter, David Sent: Friday, April 17, 2009 3:13 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT: Friday Humor: Etiquette Question: Is Fat Client offensive? ** Now THIN client has improved but will never be quite as good as the FAT client but many will continue to overlook that. I humbly disagree, and I thought the best way to voice that would be in a rap. (Please imagine a posse emphasizing the parts in bold...) I sat down today at my PC Gonna log into my Rem-E-DY But yo' yo' dog, what do I see? My W-U-T is R-I-P Times have changed, tools rearranged Someone's got to be deranged Phat clients are gone, now ain't that strange OWA now's my link to Exchange I ain't here to dis' the web client Not tryin' to be rude or be defiant I'm ready to bend, gonna be real pliant Don't wanna go to jail not bein' compliant Web's now the norm, got to perform Cloud Computing is the per-fect storm It does the work - same function and form Brings data to the masses, keeps them informed So here I go don't need no docs Just launch IE or Firefox Wow, look at that - this UI rocks! This dope web client knocks off my socks! I save time typing 'cause of auto-complete And collapsible panels keep my view neat Flex-based flashboards? Man, that's sweet It's got fill layout - totally |_337! New JavaScript engines make it fast This technology's built to last Yo, I'm sold - my test is passed My expectations it has surpassed Hey thick client - C-YA! Wouldn't wanna be ya! Your days are numbered, I guarantee ya From Sunnyvale to South Korea Fire up that browser - we'll B-M-C ya! -David J. Easter Sr. Product Manager, Solution Strategy and Development BMC Software, Inc. The opinions, statements, and/or suggested courses of action expressed in this E-mail DEFINITELY do not reflect those of BMC Software, Inc. My voluntary participation in this forum is not intended to convey a role as a spokesperson, liaison or public relations representative for BMC Software, Inc. _ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor: Etiquette Question: Is Fat Client offensive?
You're all size queens! Have a good weekend lol Tauf Chowdhury Analyst, Service Management Office: 631.858.7765 Mobile:646.483.2779 From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Rick Cook Sent: Friday, April 17, 2009 3:32 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: Etiquette Question: Is Fat Client offensive? ** Indeed. That's a very solid effort, David, especially coming from a middle-aged white guy. I would NOT recommend doing this at the next executive meeting, though. I am sure you're way ahead of me on that. J.T. , I like your enhancements, too. Rick Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry From: Shyman, Jonathan Date: Fri, 17 Apr 2009 14:23:00 -0500 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: Etiquette Question: Is Fat Client offensive? Not bad, David, not bad. Here's a suggestion for your rapper name: B. MC Remedy Now all you need is a four-finger ring that says ITSM in diamonds. J --- J.T. Shyman From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Easter, David Sent: Friday, April 17, 2009 3:13 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT: Friday Humor: Etiquette Question: Is Fat Client offensive? ** Now THIN client has improved but will never be quite as good as the FAT client but many will continue to overlook that. I humbly disagree, and I thought the best way to voice that would be in a rap. (Please imagine a posse emphasizing the parts in bold...) I sat down today at my PC Gonna log into my Rem-E-DY But yo' yo' dog, what do I see? My W-U-T is R-I-P Times have changed, tools rearranged Someone's got to be deranged Phat clients are gone, now ain't that strange OWA now's my link to Exchange I ain't here to dis' the web client Not tryin' to be rude or be defiant I'm ready to bend, gonna be real pliant Don't wanna go to jail not bein' compliant Web's now the norm, got to perform Cloud Computing is the per-fect storm It does the work - same function and form Brings data to the masses, keeps them informed So here I go don't need no docs Just launch IE or Firefox Wow, look at that - this UI rocks! This dope web client knocks off my socks! I save time typing 'cause of auto-complete And collapsible panels keep my view neat Flex-based flashboards? Man, that's sweet It's got fill layout - totally |_337! New JavaScript engines make it fast This technology's built to last Yo, I'm sold - my test is passed My expectations it has surpassed Hey thick client - C-YA! Wouldn't wanna be ya! Your days are numbered, I guarantee ya From Sunnyvale to South Korea Fire up that browser - we'll B-M-C ya! -David J. Easter Sr. Product Manager, Solution Strategy and Development BMC Software, Inc. The opinions, statements, and/or suggested courses of action expressed in this E-mail DEFINITELY do not reflect those of BMC Software, Inc. My voluntary participation in this forum is not intended to convey a role as a spokesperson, liaison or public relations representative for BMC Software, Inc. _ _Platinum Sponsor: rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ** This e-mail and its attachments may contain Forest Laboratories, Inc. proprietary information that is privileged, confidential or subject to copyright belonging to Forest Laboratories, Inc. This e-mail is intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to which it is addressed. If you are not the intended recipient of this e-mail, or the employee or agent responsible for delivering this e-mail to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution, copying or action taken in relation to the contents of and attachments to this e-mail is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful. If you have received this e-mail in error, please notify the sender immediately and permanently delete the original and any copy of this e-mail and any printout. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor (U)
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