Re: Era of Perfect Singles

1999-04-17 Thread Cheryl Cline

Great thread, Barry!

So Gracey wrote,

One day I'm driving along in the Austin sunshine, top down, radio on
loud, and the first splash of "Like A Rolling Stone" comes on the radio
and I crank it up to speaker-cone shred volume, jam the car a gear
lower, stomp it up to 85 and hold it way up there close to the redline
and it feels like musical sex.

This is what music is supposed to do to you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah (oh hey, that reminds me of a single)... but it doesn't
have to be fast, hard  dangerous -- GUYS, jeez g. It's not a single,
that I know of (how about that for a thread: not singles but should be),
but the beginning of "If You Were A Bluebird" by Joe Ely, with its cascade
of shimmering notes, makes me feel *deliciously* shivery all over. Then,
the song builds, and builds, oh my my! Actually, "Treat Me Like A Saturday
Night" on the same album does that too, but it starts slowly, builds and
builds, then goes all er, soft at the end -- sort of including the
afterglow, you know what I mean?

They always talk about how the old "cock rock" songs build to a climax,
just like GUY sex supposedly. But what about songs like "Eleanor" by the
Turtles? That song climaxes several times... and ends in an "ahh." Heh
heh.

Hevvins, my palms are getting sweaty.

One thing about the Era of Perfect Singles (yeah, I Wuz There, with a cheap
transistor radio glued to my ear) was how *many* of them fade out at the
end. And of course the DJs talked over the fade-out.

But for great endings that END, you can't hardly beat James Brown's "I Feel
Good."

I watched that Temptations TV-Bio (the first part with guilty-TV-viewing
pleasure, the last part like a train wreck) and -- wasn't the (brilliant)
beginning of "Papa Was A Rolling Stone" kind of *unusual* for
transistor-radio radio? Seems to me I thought so at the time.

Getting all nostalgic here, I remember the demise of my red transistor
radio -- I was taking a bubble bath, with the radio perched on the side of
the tub. I reached over to tune it in better and knocked it into the water,
right in the middle of "Incense and Peppermints." For an agonizing second
there I thought I was gonna be electricuted, but all that happend is that
the Strawberry Alarm Clock went "glub glub glub."

--Cheryl Cline




Twangin'! Newsletter #2

1999-04-15 Thread Cheryl Cline

TWANGIN'! - THE NEWSLETTER
Number 2  ~  April 15, 1999 (Hello Uncle Sam)
Cheryl Cline, Editrix
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
For more stuff like this go to: http://www.steamiron.com
--//--

On the Contrary:
Musings from Your Editrix

Music reviewing is a lot like sports writing. There aren't many
new and original ways to say music is new and original (or
isn't). Some phrases are good candidates for the Myles na
Gopaleen -- his like will not be seen again -- "Catechism of
Cliche":

What is a band's debut release?
Their first outing.
What follows their first outing?
Their sophmore effort.
What does their sophmore effort prove?
That they haven't lost the energy of their first outing.

But my beef isn't with merely overused words and phrases,
although I could stand to see the phrases "the music refuses to
be categorized," and "the artist refuses to be pigeonholed" a bit
less often. And "tasty" licks -- a  phrase that conjures painful
images involving steel strings and tongues.  Oh, and "I really
wanted to like this record." So what? Do we care? The bassist
isn't *our* brother-in-law.

Sorry. No, what sets my teeth on edge like the ol'
fingernails-across-a-chalkboard effect is yet another description
of fiddle music as "screeching." Or the casual linking together
of "country music" with "cornball," "backwoods," "Deliverance"
and "trailer-trash." Or writin' all buck-toothed and cross-eyed,
lak Jethro Bodine, uhyep, uhyep, hooo-eee, yee-haw and lak thet
by people who don't know okra from Oklahoma.

Here are a few phrases ripe for retirement. Over-ripe. Stinkin'!
Grab your Sharpie and strike the following from your handy-dandy
list of "golden words." 

-- "Channeling" the ghosts of Hank Williams, Woody Guthrie,
Jimmie Rodgers, Bob Wills, Ernest Tubb, Patsy Cline, Townes Van
Zandt, Bill Monroe, Gram Parsons, Earl Scruggs or Ray Price.

-- Any phrase that calls to mind "Abbot and Costello Meet
Frankenstein."

-- Comparing a band to the hapless offspring of two very
dissimilar musicians -- one of them usually dead --  such as "the
bastard spawn of Hank Williams and Marilyn Manson."

-- "The Anti-Hank." See: Hank Williams, ghost of, rolling in
grave.

-- "The Anti-Garth," or "Anti-Nashville." Often used as a
nickname for the bastard spawn of Hank Williams and Marilyn
Manson.

-- "If you think country music is all big hair and trailer
parks..." 

-- "This is country music for people who hate country music." 

-- "Warble" to describe female vocals.

-- "Keening" to describe female vocals.

-- "Angelic" to describe female vocals.

-- "Songbird" to describe female vocals.

-- "Whining" to describe female or high tenor male vocals.

-- Millenium, apocalypse, fin-de-siecle. Millenium fever is
already tiresome. Why so glum, chum? It's not the end of the
world. I admit I haven't given this a whole lot of thought
myself, but according to those in the know, millenium-wise, the
kind of country music most suitable for CD players in these End
Times is Appalachian Goth: or, the trailer-trash bastard spawn of
Jimmie Rodgers and Patti Smith channeling Patsy cline warbling
bluegrass ditties of Appalachian despair. 

For Best Worst Use of 'Millenium' in a Sentence About country 
Music, see the "Say What?" quote following this article.

Special Note on "Appalachia:"

Too often, the word "Appalachia" is used as atmospheric coloring
to suggest dark, doomed, depraved, despairing, disturbing, hard,
violent, submerged, mad, perverse, subversive, strange, warped,
weird, otherworldly, edgy, gritty, haunting, raw, gothic,
brooding -- and "authentic." Reading reviews of alt-country
bands, you'd think Spring never comes to Appalachia, that people
don't fall in love there without one of them murdering the other,
and that no one there ever sang a song so funny that they
couldn't finish it from laughing so hard.

Sometimes I wish my keyboard had a trap-door key. What's that?
"Bill Monroe meets the Ramones on speed?" *CLICK!* "hhh!"
Oh, sorry, watch out for the crocodiles. Hmmm, what have we here?
Ghost of whom? Ha! He's not even dead! *CLICK!* *Splat* Guess I
should have filled the pit first, huh? Oh well! Oh, dear -- "Edgy
tales of submerged violence for the century's end, accompanied by
haunting banjo and whining... " *CLICK* *CLICK!* *CLICK!* --CIC

[Send your fave found cliches and overwrought prose to
[EMAIL PROTECTED] Be sure to include attributions so we can
make fun of the writers by name.]


--Say What?--

"Country gals are as plagued with pre-millennium tension as
German-Jamaicans with twisted faces, Trio II says."

--Kevin John, review of Trio II (Harris/Parton/Ronstadt) in
Addicted

Masochism, Part II

1999-04-07 Thread Cheryl Cline

Still reading rock critters on country music. Why? you ask. I guess,
because like a pile of green manure as big as Everest, "it's there."

Anyway, found this gem, in that gem of papers, the Village Voice. 

STEVE EARLE AND THE DEL MCCOURY BAND: The Mountain (E-Squared) With
bluegrass "more comfortable all the time," the sometime country-rocker
turns in his strongest and loosest record of the decade. But bluegrass
isn't what it is— it's too comfortable. I was so impressed with how the
music moaned and shivered and flapped around in the wind I wondered how I'd
ever overlooked McCoury's outfit until I played their new CD, which is just
as clean and tight and anal as every other spoor of Bill Monroe I've ever
swept out the door. Slurring like a moonshiner who's been on a mush diet
since his bird dog died, Earle rowdies up McCoury's sharpsters till they
turn all hairy and bounce off walls. And though the songs are less
literary, more generic — blues and breakdown, "pinko folk song" and
"real-live-bad-tooth  hillbilly murder ballad"— literature is Earle's
critical selling point, not his artistic strength. He's a singer first. A
MINUS 

Christgau, who else?

Nevermind the insult to Mr. McCoury -- Earle is a singer first? Hell's
bells. Give this man my hearing aids.

--Cheryl Cline



Re: former future frimfram on the fritz

1999-04-06 Thread Cheryl Cline

Dave continues...

  (fluff/nitpickery warning)
  
  Dave P: As a fan of Ms. Hockeysticks's coinage, Steve Earle is her 
  "future former husband," not former future husband (which would 
  signify a waning interest or a broken engagement...)

Now that I'm thinking about it, Ms. H used it in regard to her former 
interest in Mr. Earle (using NY Times style here), as it Earle is her 
"former future husband" replaced by "current future husband" Jay 
Farrar (or was it Jeff Wall?).

Given Mr. Earle's marital record, he should probably be referred to as
Amy's future former husband, if she's still interested, and former future
former husband, if she's thrown him over. 

--Cheryl Cline


"TEATRO isn't the demented freakfest of 'My Uncle Used to Love Me, But She
Died,' but it is a work of subtle songcraft and blazing originality." --
Kembrew McLeod, in Addicted to Noise.




Like Shooting Fish in a Barrel

1999-04-05 Thread Cheryl Cline

Okay, so, I'm doing a bit of research is support of a screed I'm
a-screeding. Five (5! Count 'em!) minutes into it, I found myself reading,
over on Addicted to Noise, a review of Trio II by one Kevin John.

I quote, with elipses:

"Eroding Trio II's impact potential even further is the fact that it
features a less stellar collection of songwriters than its predecessor. The
names here are Neil Young, favorite standby the Carter Family and Randy
Newman... blah blah blah blah After that, you get Kieran Kane and Jamie
O'Hara (of the O'Kanes, remember them?), producer John Starling, 'one of
today's  most respected bluegrass performers' Del McCoury (who?) and some
other folks whose names I'll forget the millisecond I stop typing them."

Ha! Ha! What a card.

(This quote is only incidental to the topic of my screed. I'm after bigger
fish to shoot.)

--Cheryl Cline



P.S.

1999-04-05 Thread Cheryl Cline

P.S. I forgot to quote this line:

"Country gals are as plagued with pre-millennium tension as
German-Jamaicans with twisted faces, Trio II says."

I'm sure it does, hoss.

--Cheryl Cline



Oops, one more thing

1999-04-05 Thread Cheryl Cline

I was mopping up the coffee that I squirted out my nose reading that last
line about country gals at the millenium, so forgot to mention that, yep,
that's also from the Kevin John review of Trio II, and it's at (for now, I
think):

http://www.addict.com/html/lofi/Reviews/44.1kHz/

if you want to read the entire thing. Just don't take a big gulp of coffee
'til your're through.

--Cheryl Cline



Re: Clip: RIAA's 1998 Consumer Profile

1999-04-03 Thread Cheryl Cline

Wasn't Cherlyn, that was Cheryl... but anyway, to give credit where credit
is due, Tom Ekeberg is the one who first confessed to being cornfused.

--Cheryl Cline


Cherlyn,

I like your use of the word "cornfused."  Can I use that?  I'll credit you.

Deb

just got home from The Possibilities -- whoa boy -- they were great!





Re: Chicago's Margasak on Steve Del

1999-04-02 Thread Cheryl Cline

The difference between Me  Margasak:

Margasak:
Despite Earle's declared love for bluegrass and
his close identification with Texas country-rock bards like Guy Clark
and Townes Van Zandt, he's always played far more rock than country
from his wonderfully bombastic 1988 breakthrough album, "Copperhead
Road" to his 1996 comeback anthem "Feel Alright," his music
consistently reveals his love for the real fist-pumping, roof-rattling
stuff. 

Me:
Despite Earle's love for bombastic rock, and the fact that every other
Earle CD is filed under "rock" instead of in the back of the store, he's
maintained a close identification with Texas country bards like Guy Clark
and Townes Van Zandt; from his exquisite debut album, "Guitar Town" to his
acoustic comeback album "Train A-Comin'" his music consistently reveals his
love for the classic twang of pure country and bluegrass.

--Cheryl (I'm Not Jeff) Wall, I mean, Cline





Re: Clip: RIAA's 1998 Consumer Profile

1999-04-02 Thread Cheryl Cline

Dan Lee wrote:

 Gender: Continuing the trend from last year, women accounted for a higher 
 percentage of units purchased than men (51.3% vs. 48.7%). 

  really?  Does that look funny to anyone else?  

Well... isn't that about the difference in actual numbers between women and
men in the U.S.? 

Whenever I'm in record 
stores it seems to me as if it's overwhelmingly male, at least largely so.  
Of course, those are usually impeccable indie joints g, but

I suspect that more men are obsessive collectors, who would naturally
frequent indie shops, which carry more specialized "collectors units" for
higher prices, so if Dick buys one Bear Family boxed set and Jane buys ten
separate CDs for the same price, then Jane's buying more units, even if
they're spending the same amount of money.
 
Come to think of it, I guess whenever I do wander through a Wal-Mart or 
Target or similar place it does seem to be largely women.   Still I wonder 
about that stat

Men and women meet in the middle at places like Tower, I think. Or so it
always seems to me.

Women over 30 
 accounted for the largest share of purchases, 

   Women over 30???   Here again I thought it was always the 12-25 or so
male 
market that bought the most records.  You retail guys and gals will have to 
edify.

I've always heard that it was teenage girls who bought the most records.
This may have changed. In the olden days, it was girls who bought the most
singles.

Now, while I'm thinking about it... Every once in a while the fact is
bandied about that country music, especially country radio, targets
suburban women. But if this is so, then I must confess that I am cornfused.
Because, I did a little bit of websurfing and noticed two things:

1: Two industry sites, The CMA and Gavin, said that gender-wise, the
audience for country music was split about 50-50.

2: Looking at the websites for country stations -- including TNN -- I have
to conclude that if country radio is really targeting women, then more
women than I realized are very interested in hunting, bass fishing, NASCAR,
and RollerJam.

Maybe this is why Dan sees more women in Walmart than in the impeccably
indie stores. I mean, it's *so* much more convenient to pick up some
country CDs while shopping for fishing gear. 

--Cheryl Cline



Where in the World is Lowell Kaufman?

1999-03-29 Thread Cheryl Cline

Sorry everyone, but...

Lowell, could you contact me? Mail keeps bouncing from the e-mail
address I have for you.

Alternately -- does anyone have Lowell Kaufman's current e-mail address,
if he's not subscribed?

T'anks,
--Cheryl Cline



Re: Tweedy @ Salon

1999-03-17 Thread Cheryl Cline

I don't know about other bands, but I think it's somewhat understandable
that Tweedy (and that other guy, what's his name again? g) might be a
little bit defensive about the "alt-country" tag. Because lookit, a bunch
of fans of his old band started up an AOL folder, named after a song
covered by his old band, which became the inspiration for a magazine, also
named for the song covered by his old band (and the folder), which
furthermore focuses (especially in the early issues) in a Capital-F Faanish
way on his old band, and which contributes in no small way towards the
genre or movement (which is also sometimes called by the same name as the
song and the AOL Folder) being particularly defined as inspired by his old
band.

None of which he had anything to do with, or even, apparently, much
interest in.

I've always thought the way No Depression (the zine) looked up to UT, and
their obvious expectations for its two offshoot bands, was just begging for
-- okay not disaster, but mild embarrassment at least. And it seems to me
that ever since the zine went out on that limb, Tweedy has been
industriously sawing away at the base of it.

As for the rock critics now turning up their pointy damp noses at
"alt-country" as purism/confining/etc., this is a perfect example of the
way the popular music press is short-sighted, trend-obsessed, arrogant --
and powerful. Because these guys actually *believe* they lead trends rather
than follow, they in effect *do*. They kill the thing because they say it's
dead. 

Not that alternative country will die -- but when these critics clamp the
lid down on the possibility of serious consideration of it, it sure makes
it hard to grow out there in the wider world of popular music. But -- more
on this later; I'm working it into an essay (essays?) about alt-country
between time and Timbuktu, generations, the so-called Boomer canon, and
stuff I'm shit sick of.  

Hey. Work is slow, and life is good.

--Cheryl Cline



Re: A Question [Extremely LONG]

1999-03-06 Thread Cheryl Cline
wsgroups were (are?) openly antagonistic
towards older and non-charting country music. This list is open to
discussion of country music in all its forms, though sometimes that
discussion is heated. But if it were to become a UT-ND type list only, it
would be no more satisfying than r.m.c.w.'s hot new country focus.

The thing is, there's this... reservoir of "alternative country" that has
existed at least since bluegrass, the Original Alt.Country (TM) was
invented. But I'll talk about country-rock. What happens is, a wave of
people get interested in country music, whether as refugees from rock or
from top-40 country -- and they change it somewhat, usually mixing in the
rock aesthetic currently popular. So people in the 60s throw in rock
rebellion and "back to the country." Next up, the Outlaws throw in some
more rebellion -- with a slightly different sound. Then along comes punk,
and throws in, oh, edginess, irony, and of course, more rebellion. Later
still, a new post-punk alternative rock movement gets interested in
country, and throws in more of same. I simplify, of course, and these are
just some of the big waves -- there are also a lot of little ripples and
wavelets that move back and forth, individual artists who make a splash,
etc.

At the same time, all of these movements insist on country "authenticity,"
even while defining it to suit themselves. This means that a certain number
of musicians and fans will drift from the country-rock of the day to
country. All roads lead to Mother Maybelle, abandonning the water metaphor
for a sec.

 So the "reservoir" of an alternative country music -- alternative to
whatever is currently unsatisfactory in mainstream country or in rock or in
society in general -- changes over time, but is also the place where you
can drink your fill of country's *history*.

Including all the country rock and "alternative" country movements that
went before.

On this list, we have people who went to that reservoir in the 50s; during
the "Folk Scare" of the 60s, from the 70s Outlaw movement, from 70s or 90s
punk, from the 80s New Traditionalist movement, and out of dissatisfaction
from Hot New Country, or the Urban Cowboy fad, or the Nashville Sound (some
people who disliked the slick sound of country music in the early 60s moved
to bluegrass!).

We jump into the reservoir, and some of us go all the way under water. Our
first question is:

Where can I find more music like the Byrds/Waylon Jennings/Jason  the
Scorchers/Uncle Tupelo?

Our second question is:
Where can I find Merle Haggard's tribute to Jimmie Rodgers?

--Cheryl Cline











Re: A Question [Extremely LONG]

1999-03-06 Thread Cheryl Cline

Bob "Ask Joe" Soron wrote:

I remember the Name Problem, but I didn't much pay attention at the
time. I use pretty tightly defined nomenclatures, so that no matter
what people might think I'm saying, I always know. And as a non-Big
Tent-er, I don't use alt.country, No Depression, Americana, and other
titles synonymously. So I'm probably much less help than you'd hoped.
(I haven't got a clue as to chronology, either.)

Well, YOU'RE no help! I'm still curious about how far back this "we gotta
get a name for this stuff" goes. Anyone else remember? Uh, Joe? g

The thing is, there's this... reservoir of "alternative country" that has
existed at least since bluegrass, the Original Alt.Country (TM) was
invented.

Well, not being a Big Tent adherent, I disagree that either of these
are alternative in any way, but I think you're thinking of Western
swing. g

We'll let Jon and Don duke that one out! I know you're not a Big Tent
person. Aren't you the one defying the Bluegrass Borg? g

I was delirious on coffee this morning, and I'm not sure I got all my point
across. Let's see, another 2,000 words? Okay, not. g  But aside from, in
addition to, alongside, or existing independently of, genres such as
rockabilly, bluegrass, and etc., there seems to also to be a bunch of music
at any given time that doesn't fit any clear genre, and is more-or-less
"roots" and more-or-less "country" -- like the ex-Flatlanders. It *was*
called "roots music" in the 70s and early 80s, wasn't it? Hmmm

Maybe I need more coffee.

I'm unpacking boxes of books and magazines (and clippings) though, so maybe
I can find some clues. (Never move into a place with a garage. You NEVER
get your stuff unpacked.)

--Cheryl Cline








A Question

1999-03-05 Thread Cheryl Cline

Question:

As I first heard the term "alternative country" applied, reluctantly and
for lack of a better term (a search for a better phrase was underway but
never found) to bands  musicians who didn't, for one reason or another,
fit into the prevailing "Hot New Country" format, either because they
were "too country" or because they added the "wrong" kind of rock music
to their mix -- on one hand, Jimmie Dale Gilmore; on the other, Clay
Blaker, and on the third hand, bubbling-under artists like Kevin Welch
or Steve Earle; artists who, furthermore, weren't part of a discernable
genre like bluegrass or rockabilly, except where they were filed under
"folk" by default, my question is;

If they're not "alt country" or "alternative country" according to the
UT/No Depression revisionism, er, I mean yardstick, then, we're back to
the original problem being batted around back then (and when *did* this
start, btw? Bob Soron?) which is: 

What DO we call this stuff?

The Other Alternative Country, Whatever That Is?

And what DO we do call country that is too country for either mainstream
radio or "alt-country?" That has negligble rock content, and hews close
to the *country* side of things?

"Real Country" isn't acceptable, apparently. "Hard" gets mixed up with
"Alt." "Traditional Country" doesn't work for several reasons. "New
Traditionalists?" Oh wait, that was tried. "Post-Traditionalist
Country?" "Neo-Classic Country?" "Post-Classic Neo-Traditionalist
Country?" "Too Country For YOU, Buddy?" (Not you, Buddy. g) 

Just WONDERING.

Seems like an awful lot of country-type music falls through the cracks
between mainstream radio and the UT/No Depression camp.

--Cheryl Cline


P.S.: Coming Soon: Boomers and Gen X, Tailbusters and Teenagers: Pfui.

Plus! Reactions Arising From Assorted Buttons Being Pushed; and Chips
Residing on Shoulders Reactivated and Proving Troublesome.

(Later, though. After lunch. After work. Maybe Monday. g)



Re: The Eradication Game misc comments

1999-02-27 Thread Cheryl Cline

Like Jon and Kelly, I find I don't have the neccessary bloodlust to
eradicate bands I don't much like.

Rock critics are another matter.

Can we eradicate Greil Marcus?

Please, please, PLEASE?

Pretty please?

Aw to hell with begging. E-fucking-radicate the dude.

I'm tempted to eradicate Lester Bangs as well; not so much for what he
wrote, but for what he wrought -- for all the gazillions of Bangs wannabes
who've cluttered up the landscape since. I'll settle for hermetically
sealing him off.

In other news, sometimes on this list I feel like I've wandered into an
alternate universe, where everything is the same as this one, except for
one little weird change. Reading the recent comparison between women's
makeup and production was one of those times. Nevermind the actual
*argument* -- it's the assumptions about women's makeup that caught my
maybellined eye.

Most effective if it's not noticeable? Tasteful if it's done right? What is
this, a junior-high school grooming guide?

Clue: in today's modern world, many women who use makeup feel it's not
effective unless it's noticeable. Many young women, in fact, use make-up in
an --you'll excuse the phrase -- in-your-face way. "Effective," yes.
"Tasteful" isn't the point. But older women, too, use lots of mascara,
eyeshadow, and above all, lipstick, for it to be noticed, by god. Not to
mention fingernails! Comparing makeup to production values -- well, all I
can say is that on any given day I see a lot of women with faces that look
like a Phil Spector production. A wall-of-face kinda deal. (Of course, this
is at an office building in the big city, not a Mennonite gathering, so
YMMV.)

Next I'll be hearing that the hemlines of women's skirts should fall at the
middle of the knee. Hairstyles should be attractive but not outlandish.
Heels should never be higher than an inch and a half. Wear colors that are
feminine and not too brash. Talk about things he likes. Sheesh.

And while I'm at it, the snide remarks about Shania Twain's dress got on my
nerves. It's one thing to criticize her music; another to apply a double
standard to her stage clothes. What double standard? Imagine the same exact
dress on Tina Turner. That double standard. Plus, the catty comments about
the Dixie Chicks' sartorial shortcomings are pretty rich coming from a
group that accepts hats made out of sweatpant legs. g

I'm done now.

--Cheryl Cline

Oh, but P.S.: Did someone mention the new Rosie Flores album and give it a
less-than enthusiastic review? WRONG!








Bookstore Gig -- thanks

1999-02-21 Thread Cheryl Cline

Well, now that I know what you people will work for, can anyone steer me to
a good wholesale source for peanuts?

Just kidding, ha ha.

Thanks for the responses, on and off-list. The plans are still being worked
out on all of this -- we've just barely started working on it! I'll keep
you posted. But the ideas about rates, food, gift certificates, a tip jar,
publicity, merchandise sales  etc. are helpful. The shop is first and
foremost a bookshop, but Lynn's already selling used  remaindered CDs and
collectible LPs, and will probably expand the music section as time goes
on. What I want to do, if we do regular music-type events, is to have a
small section for local CDs  "As Heard At Diablo Books." If planned far
enough in advance (and Kim, who will be doing the actual booking, is a
"planned in advance" kind of person), what I'd want to do is put up a
counter display for the band -- a sign and CDs or cassettes -- a week or so
ahead of time. (You provide press packet, photo, or direct me to same on
Web: I create sign.) I don't know how this would work, whether wholesale or
consignment, or as a sort of advance merch table, but I'll figure it out.
Any feedback on this would be helpful.

Also, I'm not sure what Kim and Lynn are thinking about in terms of food,
or if they've even thought that far yet. What kind of food are we talking?
What would you suggest? What do you like? g

More about Diablo Books: The shop is in Walnut Creek, California -- which,
though out in the boondocks, has the advantage of being on a route between
San Francisco and Sacramento, if you're going that-a-way (coming from SF,
you'd go east first, then north).

It's a little place. Take your average Borders or Barnes  Noble and divide
by 147. Inside gigs would be better suited to a trio, duo, or single
musician. But it can be done with a full band. With a *small* P.A. or
*actually and truly* unplugged. The outdoors gigs would be in a small
corner courtyard, in the shade. (For which you will be grateful, believe
me.)

Which reminds me. We do not as yet *have* any kind of P.A. What should we get?

Thanks,
--Cheryl Cline









Bookstore gig question

1999-02-19 Thread Cheryl Cline

Okay, here's a question:

I am now the proud part-owner of a very cool used bookshop. We want to
do some in-store music thangs now and then. What I need to know is, how
much do you guys out there charge for this sort of thing? Details are
still being hashed out, but there seems to be two main kinds of gig
we're talking about. One: inside the store, acoustic, probably weekday
afternoons (the ever-popular "noon concert" is a possibility), maybe
afternoon weekends. The other would definitely be weekends, outside the
store, electric or acoustic, in tandem with other events by other
stores. Little tiny mini-festival kinda deal. Summertime stuff.

Besides a fee, you can of course bring your merch. Food is a likely
possiblility -- just don't expect squirrel brains. Extra barter for
books or records can be negotiated. We can set up a display of your CDs
ahead of time with a promo poster and feature it on the "Now Playing"
rack as often as we can stand. 8-) Etc.

But, how much $$? And does the fee go up on weekends? Evenings? I've
never done this before, so clue me in to what's standard, expected, etc.

Lastly but not leastly, what about ASCAP fees? 

Thanks much,
--Cheryl Cline

P.S.: Check out the Diablo Books website at http://www.diablo-books.com

P.P.S.: Check it out again next week after my "Odd Volumes" column
starts!



Re: Time line?

1999-02-17 Thread Cheryl Cline

Jim, smilin', asks:

 A while back there was some talk here of putting together an alt.country
timeline. Did that ever happen? if not does anyone know where I might be
able to find such a thing?
Thanks,
Jim, smilin

It hasn't happened... yet.

I've been working on it a little bit. But holy moly, what a daunting task.
Call for volunteers! Call for volunteers! Step right up! 

Actually money might be involved if you want to really work hard. (Talk
about musicians... nobody wants to pay writers, either.) 

While I'm thinking about it, I came up with a solution -- that works for me
-- to dealing with the infernal question "What is Alternative Country?"

For the purposes of the time-line -- although it's also my general
philosophy -- I don't attempt to define "alternative country" at all.
Instead... sort of turn it around a bit, and consider --

 -- an alternative way of looking at country music.

Ta da!

It works, I tell you! 

Example: If I say Twangin' is an alternative country website, then the word
"alternative" modifies "country website." An different kind of website
about country music, not (necessarily) a website about a different kind of
country music. 

Example: Mainstream and "alt-country" do not break down into simple,
mutually exclusive categories. People like Dwight Yoakam can become popular
in the mainstream; people like Dolly Parton do albums an alt-boy can love.
So instead of cudgelling one's brains trying to place these artists on one
"side" or another, why, you take up your handy-dandy alternative way of
looking at country music, which allows you to to see that what the
mainstream country media (esp. radio) defines as "real" country is not
historically accurate, correct, or definitive. Country music encompasses
more than what's on the charts, and especially more than what's played on
the radio. It includes bluegrass! Old-Time music! Rockabilly! Anyone who
defines country music narrowly is WRONG! The narrow definition whereby
"alternative" = "obscure" is untenable as well. A musician isn't
disqualified from being regarded from an alternative way of looking at
country music when he becomes popular and successful. Furthermore, even an
established mainstream artist can be considered interesting according to an
alternative way of looking at country music if her music wanders away from
the currently narrow, cramped, blindered definition and frolics 'round the
wide-open spaces of Country Music Through Space and Time.

Defining it as post-Tupelo country-rock, or as "authentic" pure real
country music -- not in my book. I prefer an alternative way of looking at
country music that takes it all into account. And the tiresome phrase
"alternative country, whatever that is" is answered. It's a viewpoint, is
what. Or actually -- *coff* -- many alternative viewpoints...

Well, hell. We need more. Gets stifling in here sometimes. Hey, anybody
want to discuss how working class people listen to country music? Think we
can find any of them critters? (I'm in one of my moods. Chip? What chip?)

Anyway, as for the timeline, *my* alternative way of looking at country
music means I can include Buck Owens if I dang heck want to, and Dolly
Parton and Johnny "Alternative to what?" Cash. As well as that country-rock
band from the Midwest. 

To me, a timeline based on an alternative way of looking at country music
would be a lot more intersting and useful than a timeline of alternative
country bands. (Well, you can do your own, then!) Rather than having to
decide, "is this artist really alternative country?" the question would be,
"how does this artist fit into an alterantive way of looking at country
music?" How does Ralph Stanley fit in? Tish Hinojosa? Merle Haggard? What
effect does Garth Brooks have? Etc. 

More on this later,
--Cheryl Cline



Re: Wahrs and Thangs

1999-02-03 Thread Cheryl Cline

Diana "Got Twang?" Quinn writes:

on Twangthang.com
y'know, after i registered the domain name (twangthang) i thought -- gee
i hope that no one gets mad at me -- but i couldn't resist, and, besides,
we've been bantering about the  twangthang in DC for years  (Bill
Kirchen's twangabilly) -- as well as the newer "it's a twang thang you
wouldn't understand" -- so it just came naturally -- but please forgive me
if anyone feel the slightest bit encroached, and that includes jeff's
twangzine and any other twangs out there. As far as I'm concerned,
though, it's a fair focus and a good moniker for whatever holds
"alt-country" or "alt.country" or whatever-it-is together.

I wrote Diana off-list  explained I was joshing. The world needs more
twang, right? 

I also first thought: well maybe there are too many people out there doing
the "alt-country" ezine thang  -- but I don't think we can have enough
folks proselytizing on the internet -- and I KNOW that the folks in my part
of the world playing this kind of music -- some who have been doing it
for more than 20-odd years -- need some deserved attention net-wise,
and that's my slant.

This is a Good Thing. We do need more zines (print and web) -- remember how
people were comparing alternative country music with the punk movement? The
thought crossed my mind (and then was trampled over by that steamroller
called Work, sheesh) that there were a good solid rack of zines back in the
old days that would compare with No Depression in distribution and
influence (Slash, Maximum Rock 'n Roll, New York Rocker, Search  Destroy,
etc.) and a *slew* of smaller ones. And there are still a gazillion punk
zines around -- probably *most* of the music  alt-culture zines on the Web
are punk/alt rock based. Anyway. Having only one (general) Big Time Zine
for alternative country is like having *only* Slash or *only* Maximum Rock
'n' Roll or *only* Search and Destroy. So somebody with lots of money
please start another one. 8-) 

I think it's really important that more zines with different slants and
different personalities spring up on the Web, even if they do all have the
same name g. And I'm really glad that Diana is focusing on some of the
older bands, who get lost in the rush to find the "next big thing."

So welcome Twang Thang! Just remember when you start getting mail meant for
Jeff Wall that I said, "Told ya so." 8-)

--Cheryl Cline
Still Twangin'





Punk Remains Barry

1999-01-29 Thread Cheryl Cline

[Matt Benz]  Garage bands of the 60's = "punk" . Not the Punk of
later years. The Remains are featured on the Nuggets box. Basically, any
lofi almost indy american band that may have charted a one hit wonder,
was regionally popular, influenced by the British Invasion, etc...

The term "sixties punk" is most accurate, and is used pretty much
interchangeably with "sixties garage bands." Your description is correct,
sir, but, as collectors have ferreted out every dang group who ever put out
a record, no matter how obscure, and slapped the song on a compilation,
there are now lots of known sixties punk/garage bands didn't chart at all.
The subgenre slipped over into psychedelia, too, but only when still
corralled into in 3-minute, maybe 4-minute songs (tops) -- like Love's "7+7
Is."

And then of course, there were the seventies-era sixties punk garage-styled
bands. Who was it that did the cover of the Standells' "Dirty Water" with
several different local versions? The "San Francisco you're my home,"
version is out in the garage... seems appropriate.

Twang content... oh, right...

Jon Johnson writes:

Yeah, I also noticed that the article didn't really mention much
about Tashian's more recent activity, though I'd guess that has to do
with the legendary status that the Remains have at this point.  

So, is this like a conspiracy to cover up his later success as a country
musician to keep his "cool" image as a member of a legendary sixties punk
band untarnished? g


--Cheryl Cline
"You can throw me if you wanna 'cause I'm a bone and I go --
  boop-bip-bip  boop-bip-bip,  yeah!"



I can't help it...McHale's Navy TV-Rock Fluff

1999-01-26 Thread Cheryl Cline

I just remembered one of the weirdest TV-rock moments I ever experienced --
even weirder than ANY Shatner spoken-word thang (which, though I missed his
latest, are guaranteed to be pretty darn weird).

Anyway. There used to be this late-night TV show called "Night Flight",
which started out by running old movies and music videos, and ended up,
last I saw of it, by running cut-up pieces of old movies and videos
together -- weird TV in and of itself. Well, one night, probably about 2 or
3 a.m., I was watching "Night Flight" while simultaneously reading a novel,
listening to music on the stereo, and drinking coffee laced with bourbon.
I'd do this on Friday nights sometimes. Lynn My Spouse was out with his
buddies playing cutthroat double-rapid transit chess, you see, and I'd wait
up for him, mostly as an excuse to vege out in the above manner.

So, as I said, 'long about the early a.m., I look up from my book and see
the cast of McHale's Navy lined up on the ship's, er, front end the way
they'd do for the opening credits of the TV show. Wow, I think
nostalgically, I haven't seen that show in long time. So, I turn up the
sound. And what I hear, instead of the show's theme song, is...

"mm poppa oom mow mow, poppa oom mow mow"

*Cuh-lunk* went my jaw on the floor.

It was like American Bandstand got mixed up with the Twilight Zone and
produced this a capella band called McHale  the Navies. And boy, they went
at it! They started out kind sedate then got more and more animated,
Borgnine slapping his hand on the, er, prow? and all of them starting to
*get down* -- BUT -- all the while keeping the most serious deadpan
expressions you ever saw.

It was hilarious! It was sublime! 

Obviously it was an outtake they did in an odd (very odd!) moment... And if
ANYONE here knows where I can get my hands on a copy of this, please share
this information.

--Cheryl Cline