Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-11-30 Thread Martin Fitzpatrick


Dan Dooré wrote:
 
  OK! Correction. I have pretty much (99.99%) decided that I'm
  wrong. The lady from Tetris is none other than Nastassia Kinski.
  Original image is here:
 
 ftp://ftp.nvg.ntnu.no/pub/sam-coupe/graphics/pics/nastassia_from_tetris.jpg
 
 That's the baby!

Really?... Hmm.. I didnt think the other one was the right one at first,
but attributed that to adolescent mind meanderings, but out of the two,
I recognise the first more... So, where is *she* from?... Some other sam
demo perhaps?


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Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-26 Thread surfin_usm
From : Maria Rookyard [EMAIL PROTECTED]

Ah well, I've been off-list for about 6 weeks but I see I've not missed
anything - still the same old sh!te

:) :)

I'm inclined to agree.
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Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-25 Thread Johnna Teare


On 22 Sep 99, at 17:03, Simon Cooke wrote:

  This is where my girlfriend has problems with me. The pure
  wiggling bit I'm fine at.
 
  But the timing and skill...
 
 Just have a one-player game to increase your stamina beforehand, and then
 when you get into the game proper, listen for the audio cues...
 
 Si
 
 

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Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-25 Thread Simon Cooke
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SIDJAMESBa-hahahahahahahahah/SIDJAMES

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Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-24 Thread David L

- Original Message - 
From: Gavin Smith [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no
Sent: Thursday, September 23, 1999 1:31 AM
Subject: Re: Sam's worst ever game


 I often find a one-player game is just as enjoyable anyway, so if she
 complains about your lack of timing and skill, just do it, er play it
 alone. 
 

Trust me - the two player option is much more fun!




Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-24 Thread Maria Rookyard


 This is where my girlfriend has problems with me. The pure
 wiggling bit I'm fine at.

 But the timing and skill...

Just have a one-player game to increase your stamina beforehand, and then
when you get into the game proper, listen for the audio cues...

Si


Simon,

For some reason I'm suddenly reminded of the phrase a man who knows 50 ways
to make love, but doesn't know any women - any ideas why?

Maria.






Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-23 Thread Maria Rookyard
Don't be stupid - if someone had removed part of my head I'd have noticed.

Maria.



-Original Message-
From: Dave Whitmore [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no
Date: 22 September 1999 20:43
Subject: Re: Sam's worst ever game


On Wed, 22 Sep 1999 18:48:02 +0100 Wed, 22 Sep 99 19:34:18 BST, Maria
Rookyard [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:


It's nice to be back; anything exciting happened since the beginning of
last
month?

Yeah, another woman came in and stole your crown. :-)

Dave




Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-23 Thread Johnna Teare


On 22 Sep 99, at 18:48, Maria Rookyard wrote:

 Oops, did I say same old sh*te? Of course what I really meant was the
 usual high standard of interesting discussion ;-)
 
 It's nice to be back; anything exciting happened since the beginning of
 last month?

Three members havehad sex changes, we've all bought new 
computers and got rid of that heap of off-whit junk and we're now 
a list devoted to worshipping goats.

But apart from that, not much.

;-)
 
 
 Maria
 (glad to be back really!)
 
 
 


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Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-23 Thread Johnna Teare
And leave me alone for the goat thing.

I'm from the Isle of Man...
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Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-23 Thread Johnna Teare


On 21 Sep 99, at 23:07, Martin Fitzpatrick wrote:

 The
 canoeing was always the hardest bit.. after that it moved from being about
 pure wiggling and into timing  skill, which was beyond me...
 

This is where my girlfriend has problems with me. The pure 
wiggling bit I'm fine at.

But the timing and skill...

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Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-23 Thread Gavin Smith
Simon Cooke wrote:
 
  On 21 Sep 99, at 23:07, Martin Fitzpatrick wrote:
 
   The
   canoeing was always the hardest bit.. after that it moved from being
 about
   pure wiggling and into timing  skill, which was beyond me...
  
 
  This is where my girlfriend has problems with me. The pure
  wiggling bit I'm fine at.
 
  But the timing and skill...
 
 Just have a one-player game to increase your stamina beforehand, and then
 when you get into the game proper, listen for the audio cues...
 
 Si

I often find a one-player game is just as enjoyable anyway, so if she
complains about your lack of timing and skill, just do it, er play it
alone. 

Gavin


Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-23 Thread Maria Rookyard

-Original Message-
From: Johnna Teare [EMAIL PROTECTED]

 It's nice to be back; anything exciting happened since the 
beginning of last month?

Three members havehad sex changes, we've all bought new 
computers and got rid of that heap of off-whit junk and we're now 
a list devoted to worshipping goats.

But apart from that, not much.

;-)
 

You're right, nothing different or unusual around here then...

Maria.











Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-22 Thread Johnna Teare


On 21 Sep 99, at 19:41, Thomas Harte wrote:

  STAX was fantastic - the best freebie game ever, save for Tetris.
 
  Anywhere I can get a copy?

FREd - forget the issue number ... (checks disk box) ...bugger - 
can't find it!

Remember Santa Goes Psycho? I loved that aswell!
 
   -Thomas
 


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Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-22 Thread Johnna Teare


On 21 Sep 99, at 15:05, Martin Fitzpatrick wrote:

 
 
 David L wrote:
  
   Ahh thats right :)...  Ahh.. the remeniscing :)  Them were the
   days... (etc. etc.)...  Who'd have thought it'd still be affecting my
   vocabulary today..  No wonder people give me weird looks sometimes
   when i say it.
  
  All I can say to that is Wibble!
 
 And another :)...  Hmm... It's quite amazing the effect this had on me as
 a child (and now it seems..).  I wonder how many new words they invented
 in their time..  Time for an investigation.
 
 Anyway... what is columns?... Is it a bit like that thing on the game
 gear... urm.. whatever it was called?

Erm...columns?

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Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-22 Thread Tim
From: Aley Keprt [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 What is the really worst ever game?
 Some weeks ago somebody said Parallax, Vegetable Vacation, or
 FutureBall.
 What is the worst one?

EGGBuM ;-)

Or possibly just picked to the post by Colony.  I bought it coz I thought it
might be a reasonable Sim* type game.  Played it once, never again.  Didn't
find the documentation much use, and just didn't have the patience to work
out what was going on.

(I do hope the author isn't on this list and offended now.)

There was some right tosh on Fred, but then there were gems as well so it
evened out.

Highlights: Soul Magician (damn sexy, one of the few games I played to the
end), and One Man and His Frog.

Tim @/



Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-22 Thread Simon Cooke
From: Martin Fitzpatrick [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 David L wrote:
 
   Ahh thats right :)...  Ahh.. the remeniscing :)  Them were the
   days... (etc. etc.)...  Who'd have thought it'd still be affecting my
   vocabulary today..  No wonder people give me weird looks sometimes
when
   i say it.
 
  All I can say to that is Wibble!

 And another :)...  Hmm... It's quite amazing the effect this had on me
 as a child (and now it seems..).  I wonder how many new words they
 invented in their time..  Time for an investigation.

Just had another thought... fnar may have arrived at YS by way of Viz... or
it might have been the other way around. Not sure though...

Si



Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-22 Thread David L

- Original Message - 
From: Thomas Harte [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no
Sent: Tuesday, September 21, 1999 7:41 PM
Subject: Re: Sam's worst ever game


  STAX was fantastic - the best freebie game ever, save for Tetris.
 
 Anywhere I can get a copy?

We had a copy on Blitz - cant remmeber which issue 




Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-22 Thread Martin Fitzpatrick


Dan Dooré wrote:
 
  Its a shame nobody did a conversion of Daley Thompsons Super Test (or
  whatever) for the Sam.. I missed being able to knacker my joysticks (3
  in total).. it was kinda comical when the handle dislodged itself and
  you carried on wiggling for a while before realising...  Ahh...
 
 Wasn't Wayne Coles' Joystick Power a microswitch-mangler in the Decathlon
 tradition?
 
 I had a superb cheat device for Decathlon consisting of an alternate
 left-right wired rotary switch - It's in front of me now ;-)

Hehe...Excellent - did it work?  I always imagined that it would be
quicker than the joystick to try using yer fingers on the keyboard, but
it just wasn't possible.

You should have marketed the rotary switch device.  Just put some
lightening logos, flames, and Roto-Zappa! in large red/yellow
writing..  Nice black case..  etc. etc.  It'd have sold millions..  £45
to you mate...  Course, people might get a bit annoyed when they
realised what it is.  But a few hundred in your pocket, thankyouverymuch
sir.

I guess the thing wrong with Joystick Power is that it didn't have a
large red blob (Daley Thompson - I'm talking *on screen* here, before I
get sued) racing alongside a large green blob (Opponent chap).  The
canoeing was always the hardest bit.. after that it moved from being
about pure wiggling and into timing  skill, which was beyond me...

Fitz


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Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-22 Thread Martin Fitzpatrick


Johnna Teare wrote:
 
 On 21 Sep 99, at 15:05, Martin Fitzpatrick wrote:
 
 
 
  David L wrote:
  
Ahh thats right :)...  Ahh.. the remeniscing :)  Them were the
days... (etc. etc.)...  Who'd have thought it'd still be affecting my
vocabulary today..  No wonder people give me weird looks sometimes
when i say it.
  
   All I can say to that is Wibble!
 
  And another :)...  Hmm... It's quite amazing the effect this had on me as
  a child (and now it seems..).  I wonder how many new words they invented
  in their time..  Time for an investigation.
 
  Anyway... what is columns?... Is it a bit like that thing on the game
  gear... urm.. whatever it was called?
 
 Erm...columns?

I knew that was going to happen. :)

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Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-22 Thread Martin Fitzpatrick


Simon Cooke wrote:
 
 From: Martin Fitzpatrick [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  David L wrote:
  
Ahh thats right :)...  Ahh.. the remeniscing :)  Them were the
days... (etc. etc.)...  Who'd have thought it'd still be affecting my
vocabulary today..  No wonder people give me weird looks sometimes
 when
i say it.
  
   All I can say to that is Wibble!
 
  And another :)...  Hmm... It's quite amazing the effect this had on me
  as a child (and now it seems..).  I wonder how many new words they
  invented in their time..  Time for an investigation.
 
 Just had another thought... fnar may have arrived at YS by way of Viz... or
 it might have been the other way around. Not sure though...

Ahh... as in Buster Gonads, the man with the unfeasably large
testicles... or was it the other guy?... Hmm... something to do with
double entendre (probably more likely?).. Ohh well..  

If it went from YS to Viz, that must mean that the Viz people read YS...
Possible.

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Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-22 Thread Gavin Smith
Johnna Teare wrote:
 
 On 21 Sep 99, at 19:41, Thomas Harte wrote:
 
   STAX was fantastic - the best freebie game ever, save for Tetris.
 
   Anywhere I can get a copy?
 
 FREd - forget the issue number ... (checks disk box) ...bugger -
 can't find it!
 
 Remember Santa Goes Psycho? I loved that aswell!

Yes indeed, another gem! It was a Matt Round game wasn't it? All his
games on Fred were superb, really excellently done, I haven't seen much
else that has shown Gamesmaster off so well. Anyone know what he's up to
these days?

Gavin


Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-22 Thread Stewart Skardon
On Mon 20 Sep 1999 (23:42:36 +0100), [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:


Johnna Teare wrote:
 
 On 20 Sep 99, at 13:25, Gavin Smith wrote:
 

[Snip]


What is vegetable vacation?/ :)  I long to see it... (well, perhaps not
that much)

If you are desperate, there is a DSK image of the playable demo on my
siteURL below.

Stewart.

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Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-22 Thread Stewart Skardon
On Tue 21 Sep 1999 (22:06:28 +0100), [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

- Original Message - 
From: Thomas Harte [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no
Sent: Tuesday, September 21, 1999 7:41 PM
Subject: Re: Sam's worst ever game


  STAX was fantastic - the best freebie game ever, save for Tetris.
 
 Anywhere I can get a copy?

We had a copy on Blitz - cant remmeber which issue 



Dunno about Blitz, but Stax can be found on issue 71 of FRED.

HTH.

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RE: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-22 Thread Dan Dooré
  I had a superb cheat device for Decathlon consisting of an alternate
  left-right wired rotary switch - It's in front of me now ;-)
 
 Hehe...Excellent - did it work?  I always imagined that it would be
 quicker than the joystick to try using yer fingers on the 
 keyboard, but it just wasn't possible.

It worked fine, with a bit of broom-handle as a handle and a foot pedal
stolen from a Stenorette (sp) tape machine for 'fire' 

More satisfying than the 'Run like hell' cheat in Hypersports under MAME I
can tell you! :-)

Dan.

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Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-22 Thread Ian Collier
On Wed, Sep 22, 1999 at 09:23:44AM +0100, Dan Dooré wrote:
   I had a superb cheat device for Decathlon consisting of an alternate
   left-right wired rotary switch - It's in front of me now ;-)

 It worked fine, with a bit of broom-handle as a handle and a foot pedal
 stolen from a Stenorette (sp) tape machine for 'fire' 

What if you attached the rotary switch to an exercise bike... then playing the
game would actually do you some good and be a test of your performance. :o)

imc


Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-22 Thread Stewart Skardon
On Wed 22 Sep 1999 (14:00:04 +0100), [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:


Stewart Skardon wrote:
 
 
 If you are desperate, there is a DSK image of the playable demo on my
 siteURL below.

Urmm.. the zip aint there.  But the screenshot looks... urm.. weird. 
Why's the tomato purple?

Ooops.Fixed now. Thanks for telling me.


Fitz


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Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-22 Thread Maria Rookyard
Oops, did I say same old sh*te? Of course what I really meant was the
usual high standard of interesting discussion ;-)

It's nice to be back; anything exciting happened since the beginning of last
month?


Maria
(glad to be back really!)




Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-22 Thread Maria Rookyard
Ah well, I've been off-list for about 6 weeks but I see I've not missed
anything - still the same old sh!te

Maria.







Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-22 Thread Dave Whitmore
On Wed, 22 Sep 1999 18:48:02 +0100 Wed, 22 Sep 99 19:34:18 BST, Maria
Rookyard [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:


It's nice to be back; anything exciting happened since the beginning of last
month?

Yeah, another woman came in and stole your crown. :-)

Dave


Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-21 Thread Johnna Teare


On 20 Sep 99, at 13:25, Gavin Smith wrote:

 Most-hyped-game-that-turned-out-to-be-not-very-good goes to Legend of
 Eshan. 

Hurrah! Somebody who agrees with me. I remember reviewing this 
for SAM2Sam and giving it something like 9% and I got loads of 
stick for it.

Not the worst game ever, but the biggest disappointment.

Worst game...vegetable vacation...looks great, but nothing to play 
with...fnar...


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Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-21 Thread Johnna Teare


On 20 Sep 99, at 14:19, Nick Humphries wrote:

 The best Columns game on the SAM was the one on one of the Arcadia disks -
 used to play that for hours, I think my longest game was about 1h 30...
 

Wasn't that Coloris? iirc

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Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-21 Thread Johnna Teare


On 20 Sep 99, at 13:38, Andrew Collier wrote:

 
 Another Columns clone STAX by Wayne Coles, which was much better...

STAX was fantastic - the best freebie game ever, save for Tetris.

 
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Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-21 Thread Martin Fitzpatrick


Johnna Teare wrote:
 
 On 20 Sep 99, at 13:25, Gavin Smith wrote:
 
  Most-hyped-game-that-turned-out-to-be-not-very-good goes to Legend of
  Eshan.
 
 Hurrah! Somebody who agrees with me. I remember reviewing this
 for SAM2Sam and giving it something like 9% and I got loads of
 stick for it.
 
 Not the worst game ever, but the biggest disappointment.
 
 Worst game...vegetable vacation...looks great, but nothing to play
 with...fnar...

What is vegetable vacation?/ :)  I long to see it... (well, perhaps not
that much)

Btw. where did the whole fnar fnar thing come from?  In my head its a
peculiarly 'Sam' thing (probably Fred, i can't imagine it being Format
:o)...  

Hmph.

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Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-21 Thread Simon Cooke
 Btw. where did the whole fnar fnar thing come from?  In my head its a
 peculiarly 'Sam' thing (probably Fred, i can't imagine it being Format
 :o)...  

It's from Your Sinclair ;)

Simon



Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-21 Thread Martin Fitzpatrick


Johnna Teare wrote:
 
 On 20 Sep 99, at 13:38, Andrew Collier wrote:
 
 
  Another Columns clone STAX by Wayne Coles, which was much better...
 
 STAX was fantastic - the best freebie game ever, save for Tetris.

Would that be the tetris thing with the picture of that lass behing the
blocks things?... I remember (when aaah was a ladd) getting a seriously
distrubing interest in the Sam coupe, purely because it had a fit (or
'fine' for the americans :o) girl on it... They were like wow..
phwooaar this is an ace computer..

..it was liverpool after all

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Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-21 Thread Johnna Teare


On 20 Sep 99, at 23:42, Martin Fitzpatrick wrote:

 Btw. where did the whole fnar fnar thing come from?  In my head its a
 peculiarly 'Sam' thing (probably Fred, i can't imagine it being Format
 :o)...  

Your Sinclair methinks. 

And zucchini to you too.
 
 Hmph.
 
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Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-21 Thread Martin Fitzpatrick


Simon Cooke wrote:
 
  Btw. where did the whole fnar fnar thing come from?  In my head its a
  peculiarly 'Sam' thing (probably Fred, i can't imagine it being Format
  :o)...
 
 It's from Your Sinclair ;)

Ahh thats right :)...  Ahh.. the remeniscing :)  Them were the
days... (etc. etc.)...  Who'd have thought it'd still be affecting my
vocabulary today..  No wonder people give me weird looks sometimes when
i say it.

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Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-21 Thread David L

- Original Message - 
From: Martin Fitzpatrick [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no
Sent: Tuesday, September 21, 1999 12:06 AM
Subject: Re: Sam's worst ever game
 Ahh thats right :)...  Ahh.. the remeniscing :)  Them were the
 days... (etc. etc.)...  Who'd have thought it'd still be affecting my
 vocabulary today..  No wonder people give me weird looks sometimes when
 i say it.

All I can say to that is Wibble!




Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-21 Thread Stewart Skardon
On Mon 20 Sep 1999 (23:20:30),
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:


On 20 Sep 99, at 14:19, Nick Humphries wrote:

 The best Columns game on the SAM was the one on one of the Arcadia
disks -
 used to play that for hours, I think my longest game was about 1h
30...
 

Wasn't that Coloris? iirc


Nope. Take a look for yourselves. Arcadia 1 is available on DSK file at
http://www.argonet.co.uk/users/sskardon/arc1.zip

I too used to spend hours on end playing Columns. And it was mainly BASIC.

My worst game ever had to be the 'Mindgames' collection. I can't believe that
it was even released.

Cheers,

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RE: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-21 Thread Justin Skists
Would that be the tetris thing with the picture of that lass behing the
blocks things?... I remember (when aaah was a ladd) getting a seriously
distrubing interest in the Sam coupe, purely because it had a fit (or
'fine' for the americans :o) girl on it... They were like wow..
phwooaar this is an ace computer..

So.. I wasn't the only guy to like that lass, then! :)

Who was she, anyway? I remember the scrolly saying something like the piccy
was taken from the Archemedes..


Justin


Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-21 Thread Nick Humphries
From: Stewart Skardon [EMAIL PROTECTED]


My worst game ever had to be the 'Mindgames' collection. I can't believe that
it was even released.


Well it WAS released during the Horace Goes Skiing phase of SAM games
development...

Nick



RE: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-21 Thread Dan Dooré
 Who was she, anyway? I remember the scrolly saying something 
 like the piccy was taken from the Archemedes..

She was in 8 greyscales plus there was something dodgy going on with her
lips.

It always looked like the cropped top of a porn picture to me :-)

Not that I played it a lot or anything...

Dan.

P.S. Thanks for the black-back logo Mr Cooke!


RE: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-21 Thread Justin Skists
Sounds intruiging...

Damn.. I gotta load it up again, now.. I don't remember anything dodgy
going on with her lips...

Jut.

 -Original Message-
 From: Dan Dooré [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Tuesday, September 21, 1999 10:20 AM
 To:   'sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no'
 Subject:  RE: Sam's worst ever game
 
  Who was she, anyway? I remember the scrolly saying something 
  like the piccy was taken from the Archemedes..
 
 She was in 8 greyscales plus there was something dodgy going on with her
 lips.
 
 It always looked like the cropped top of a porn picture to me :-)
 
 Not that I played it a lot or anything...
 
 Dan.
 
 P.S. Thanks for the black-back logo Mr Cooke!


Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-21 Thread Martin Fitzpatrick


Justin Skists wrote:
 
 Sounds intruiging...
 
 Damn.. I gotta load it up again, now.. I don't remember anything dodgy
 going on with her lips...

This has got me intrigued Sad that this is going to be what finally
encourages to dig the Sam out off the shelf.. :).. Which disk was this
on btw?  Otherwise I'll be searching for hours...

Fitz

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RE: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-21 Thread Justin Skists
To be honest, I have no idea...

I know my copy of it is on a different disk.

My guess is that it's from one of the Newsdisks that got sent out when
MGT/SamCo was still in control.

Justin

 -Original Message-
 From: Martin Fitzpatrick [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Tuesday, September 21, 1999 1:59 PM
 To:   sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no
 Subject:  Re: Sam's worst ever game
 
 This has got me intrigued Sad that this is going to be what finally
 encourages to dig the Sam out off the shelf.. :).. Which disk was this
 on btw?  Otherwise I'll be searching for hours...
 
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RE: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-21 Thread Justin Skists
Where on Earth did I get it from? I have no Fred disks at all...

Was it ever on any YS tape?


Justin

 -Original Message-
 From: Nick Humphries [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Tuesday, September 21, 1999 2:19 PM
 To:   sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no
 Subject:  Re: Sam's worst ever game
 
 From: Martin Fitzpatrick [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 
 
 This has got me intrigued Sad that this is going to be what finally
 encourages to dig the Sam out off the shelf.. :).. Which disk was this
 on btw?  Otherwise I'll be searching for hours...
 
 
 Fred 3 - the first SAM disk I ever bought :)
 
 Nick
 
 


Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-21 Thread Nick Humphries
From: Martin Fitzpatrick [EMAIL PROTECTED]


This has got me intrigued Sad that this is going to be what finally
encourages to dig the Sam out off the shelf.. :).. Which disk was this
on btw?  Otherwise I'll be searching for hours...


Fred 3 - the first SAM disk I ever bought :)

Nick





RE: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-21 Thread Andrew Collier
On Tue, 21 Sep 1999, Justin Skists wrote:

 Where on Earth did I get it from? I have no Fred disks at all...
 
 Was it ever on any YS tape?

Yes it was, and it's on nvg too.

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RE: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-21 Thread Justin Skists
A-ha!!!

I got my copy from YS, then. and then copied it onto disk!

Well, that's one mystery solved... now for the next one: why can't I get
my code working here?!?!?!?!?!?


Justin

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 Sent: Tuesday, September 21, 1999 2:31 PM
 To:   'sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no'
 Subject:  RE: Sam's worst ever game
 
 On Tue, 21 Sep 1999, Justin Skists wrote:
 
  Where on Earth did I get it from? I have no Fred disks at all...
  
  Was it ever on any YS tape?
 
 Yes it was, and it's on nvg too.
 
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RE: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-21 Thread Dan Dooré
 Fred 3 - the first SAM disk I ever bought :)

Whoa! Snap!

Dan.


Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-21 Thread Nick Humphries
From: Dan Dooré [EMAIL PROTECTED]



 Fred 3 - the first SAM disk I ever bought :)

Whoa! Snap!


I wouldn't be surprised - that was the first disk to get a glowing review in a
computer mag.

Nick





Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-21 Thread Martin Fitzpatrick


David L wrote:
 
  Ahh thats right :)...  Ahh.. the remeniscing :)  Them were the
  days... (etc. etc.)...  Who'd have thought it'd still be affecting my
  vocabulary today..  No wonder people give me weird looks sometimes when
  i say it.
 
 All I can say to that is Wibble!

And another :)...  Hmm... It's quite amazing the effect this had on me
as a child (and now it seems..).  I wonder how many new words they
invented in their time..  Time for an investigation.

Anyway... what is columns?... Is it a bit like that thing on the game
gear... urm.. whatever it was called?

Never quite as good as tetris was it.

Its a shame nobody did a conversion of Daley Thompsons Super Test (or
whatever) for the Sam.. I missed being able to knacker my joysticks (3
in total).. it was kinda comical when the handle dislodged itself and
you carried on wiggling for a while before realising...  Ahh...

...apart from that the game was utter pants.

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Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-21 Thread Thomas Harte
 STAX was fantastic - the best freebie game ever, save for Tetris.

Anywhere I can get a copy?

-Thomas


Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-20 Thread Gavin Smith
Aley Keprt wrote:
 
 Well,
 What is the really worst ever game?
 Some weeks ago somebody said Parallax, Vegetable Vacation, or
 FutureBall.
 What is the worst one?
 When I understand worst as unplyable I must mention
 FutureBall, Vegetable Vacation, Sam Strikes Out and Coloris.
 (Also all the games written by me. ;-)

What was Coloris? Hmm, most unplayable game I have is probably Colony -
I can never survive for more than a minute - it looks like it could be a
great game with a bit of a rework. Best games - Stratosphere, Derf (Fred
readers will remember this one) and a whole pile of other games come
joint third, including Defender, Amalthea, Prince of Persia, Splat (no,
really!), Ice Chicken, Lemmings.
Most-hyped-game-that-turned-out-to-be-not-very-good goes to Legend of
Eshan. Easiest game ever, The Witching Hour. 
(Slightly more info than just the worst game that you asked for, sorry ;)

Gavin


RE: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-20 Thread Justin Skists
The worst game, in my opinion, was Xenozoids.

 -Original Message-
 From: Gavin Smith [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Monday, September 20, 1999 1:25 PM
 To:   sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no
 Subject:  Re: Sam's worst ever game
 
 Aley Keprt wrote:
  
  Well,
  What is the really worst ever game?
 


Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-20 Thread Andrew Collier
On Mon, 20 Sep 1999, Gavin Smith wrote:

 What was Coloris?

A very simple Columns clone by, er, Stephan Haller, was that his name?

Anyway, I don't remember this ever being distributed except on nvg. It had
(unoriginal) music by Ziutek of ESI, and really small graphics only using
about a quarter of the screen. It always seemed to me that his random
number generator was broken, and it seemed to give *a lot* of tiles which
were three of the same colour.

Another Columns clone STAX by Wayne Coles, which was much better...

Andrew

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Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-20 Thread Nick Humphries
From: Andrew Collier [EMAIL PROTECTED]


On Mon, 20 Sep 1999, Gavin Smith wrote:

 What was Coloris?

A very simple Columns clone by, er, Stephan Haller, was that his name?


The best Columns game on the SAM was the one on one of the Arcadia disks - used
to play that for hours, I think my longest game was about 1h 30...

Nick






Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-31 Thread Graham Goring
In message [EMAIL PROTECTED], Ian Collier
[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes
On Sun, Aug 29, 1999 at 05:30:45PM +0100, Graham Goring wrote:
 NB. I was speaking to Wayne today, and he says he'll finish Kaboom! when
 there's a 32bit version of SIM Coupé to do it on... ;)

But it is 32-bit already...

I think he means a version he can easily use on the desktop, a la zx32.

Graham Goring

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Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-31 Thread Graham Goring
In message [EMAIL PROTECTED], Andrew Collier
[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes
Talking about GamesMaster shooters, I was always rather impressed by DMZ's
FADE (Fred 49).

Yeah, that was a nice game. Had nice music on the title screen too, 
IIRC. DMZ's brother wrote it, didn't he?

Infection wasn't bad, either (Fred 42).

Yeah. I wonder what Matt Round is doing these days?

Graham Goring

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Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-31 Thread Ian Collier
On Mon, Aug 30, 1999 at 11:21:32AM +0100, Graham Goring wrote:
 But it is 32-bit already...

 I think he means a version he can easily use on the desktop, a la zx32.

But you can... on your Linux desktop.

imc


Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-31 Thread Thomas Harte
 But you can... on your Linux desktop.

Or indeed any other UNIX, or Macintosh, surely?

-Thomas


Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-31 Thread Graham Goring
In message [EMAIL PROTECTED], Ian Collier
[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes
On Mon, Aug 30, 1999 at 11:21:32AM +0100, Graham Goring wrote:
 But it is 32-bit already...

 I think he means a version he can easily use on the desktop, a la zx32.

But you can... on your Linux desktop.

Don't be silly. Wayne works for Reflections, he's used to programming
games for a viable software environment. :)

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Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-31 Thread Ian Collier
On Tue, Aug 31, 1999 at 12:48:56AM +0100, Graham Goring wrote:
 Don't be silly. Wayne works for Reflections, he's used to programming
 games for a viable software environment. :)

That's dangerous talk on a Sam list...

Anyway, ask Red Hat whether Linux is a viable software environment.

imc


Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-31 Thread Graham Goring
In message [EMAIL PROTECTED], Ian Collier
[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes
On Tue, Aug 31, 1999 at 12:48:56AM +0100, Graham Goring wrote:
 Don't be silly. Wayne works for Reflections, he's used to programming
 games for a viable software environment. :)

That's dangerous talk on a Sam list...

Cor lummy, you're right. You don't get much less viable than the SAM
Coupé.

Anyway, ask Red Hat whether Linux is a viable software environment.

Red Hat? Never heard of them. Do they do children's educational software
or summat? :)

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Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-31 Thread James R Curry
Date sent:  Tue, 31 Aug 1999 10:35:31 +0100
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To: sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no
Subject:Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be 
A... )
Send reply to:  sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no


  Don't be silly. Wayne works for Reflections, he's used to programming
  games for a viable software environment. :)
 
 That's dangerous talk on a Sam list...
 
 Anyway, ask Red Hat whether Linux is a viable software environment.
 
 imc

Don't get me wrong, I like Linux.  I like Red Hat Linux.  But let us 
imagine a hypothetical situation for a moment:

Let us imagine that we are business men, and not geeks.  Now, our 
latest 3D-texture-poly-lumi-sphereoid-grafixo-engine(TM) enhanced 
shoot-'em-up which breaks all the boundaries in gameplay and 
technical acheivement...

...are we going to find Linux or Windows the more viable platform 
when it comes to making A SEVERE AMOUNT OF MONEY?

If you say that you'll make as MUCH money, or even CLOSE from the 
Linux platform, you are obviously insane.  ;)

With business software, you might make more, but PARTICULARLY with 
games software, you'll be targetting the I dunno anything other than 
Windows crowd.
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Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-31 Thread Ian Collier
On Tue, Aug 31, 1999 at 10:59:53AM +, James R Curry wrote:
 Let us imagine that we are business men, and not geeks.  Now, our 
 latest 3D-texture-poly-lumi-sphereoid-grafixo-engine(TM) enhanced 
 shoot-'em-up which breaks all the boundaries in gameplay and 
 technical acheivement...

I gather that a recent release of Quake came out first on Linux, but not
having the first idea what that even is :o) I couldn't substantiate that.

 ...are we going to find Linux or Windows the more viable platform 
 when it comes to making A SEVERE AMOUNT OF MONEY?

I don't believe I said anywhere that it was more viable than something
else.  Being viable and being more viable are entirely different things.

imc


OT - Games and Linux (was Re: Sam's worst ever game?)

1999-08-31 Thread Andrew Collier
On Tue, 31 Aug 1999, Ian Collier wrote:

 I gather that a recent release of Quake came out first on Linux, but not
 having the first idea what that even is :o) I couldn't substantiate that.

Wrong - Quake3Arena Test came out first on MacOS, then Linux, then
Windows. But the reason for this was that MacOS has a more standardized
hardware base, so things were more likely to work without massive trouble.

Windows was left last because it has the largest user base (probably by a
factor of at least 10), and they wanted to fix cross-platform bugs before
exposing their product to mass market. 

Not that I'm saying that Linux is an negligible market - people are
releasing games such as Myth II - but in terms of games it has much less
significance than Windows or even MacOS. 

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Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-30 Thread Martin Fitzpatrick


Johnna Teare wrote:
 
 On 29 Aug 99, at 17:32, Thomas Harte wrote:
 
   Arcade perfect, is it? Does it have the coloured strips? Eh? Eh?!
 
   Surely the coloured strips would be the easiest thing to get arcade
   perfect
  because of the ease of switching palette entries halfway down the screen?
 
-Thomas
 
 
 It was written in SCADs and iirc it didn't like pallette lines much. The
 actual games wasn't very faitful to the original - more of a cheap
 botched attempt like eveything I've written - love developing ideas,
 but hate writing the damn games!

Hehe,... SCADS eh?  Ahh, them were the days :)...  I was always a bit
peeved with Jupiter Software over that - I wrote a game  sent it to
them, then they sent it back running about twice the speed.  Despite my
constant nudging they just wouldn't tell me how they'd done it, beyond
the slightly vague tweaking... hmph.

If only they'd brought out the SCADS compiler (i.e. if only they'd
written it)... it woulda been alright... Well, apart from its problems
will pallete lines, background screen images, scrolling (of any kind),
music (...etc.)

Hehe... I'm getting all reminiscent, I might even dig out my Big Box
of stuff that I wrote  Does it work on SimCoupe? (SCADS that is)

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Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-30 Thread Thomas Harte
 Hehe,... SCADS eh?  Ahh, them were the days :)...  I was always a bit

Hey, if you have SCADS, any chance of uploading a DSK file to nvg to 
replace
the td0? I'm one of the many people who can't use teledisk any more, but I'd
really like to see SCADS.

-Thomas


Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-30 Thread Johnna Teare


On 29 Aug 99, at 19:20, Martin Fitzpatrick wrote:


 
 Hehe... I'm getting all reminiscent, I might even dig out my Big Box of
 stuff that I wrote  Does it work on SimCoupe? (SCADS that is)


Think you might have problems programming in it - but the games 
seem to run. The actual designer - where you do all the graphics 
and bits - erquired a -key disk- or soemthing so disk images might 
not work.
 
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Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-30 Thread Martin Fitzpatrick


Thomas Harte wrote:
 
  Hehe,... SCADS eh?  Ahh, them were the days :)...  I was always a bit
 
 Hey, if you have SCADS, any chance of uploading a DSK file to nvg to 
 replace
 the td0? I'm one of the many people who can't use teledisk any more, but I'd
 really like to see SCADS.

Yeh, I can do that... But as you mention in the other mail, if it needs
the key disk thingy it might not work.  Depends on how it does it I
guess Anyone have any idea about this?  Will it work thru a DSK
image?  Hmm... Who knows.  I guess I can just try it out with the disk
and see what I see.  In fact I'll do it now.

Martin Fitz


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Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-30 Thread Simon Cooke
From: Andrew Collier [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 No, I'm pretty sure it really was a terrible game.

 But I don't think it was Sam's worst ever game for my money, that
 honor goes to... fx type=drumrollfx type=rips open envelope

 Parallax.

 /fx Controversial?

Ah... the only piece of SAM software I ever released with a bug in it :)
Not that most people could be bothered getting to the level which didn't
load... :)

Simon



Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-30 Thread Martin Fitzpatrick


Johnna Teare wrote:
 
 On 29 Aug 99, at 17:32, Thomas Harte wrote:
 
   Arcade perfect, is it? Does it have the coloured strips? Eh? Eh?!
 
   Surely the coloured strips would be the easiest thing to get arcade
   perfect
  because of the ease of switching palette entries halfway down the screen?
 
-Thomas
 
 
 It was written in SCADs and iirc it didn't like pallette lines much. The
 actual games wasn't very faitful to the original - more of a cheap
 botched attempt like eveything I've written - love developing ideas,
 but hate writing the damn games!

Hehe,... SCADS eh?  Ahh, them were the days :)...  I was always a bit
peeved with Jupiter Software over that - I wrote a game  sent it to
them, then they sent it back running about twice the speed.  Despite my
constant nudging they just wouldn't tell me how they'd done it, beyond
the slightly vague tweaking... hmph.

If only they'd brought out the SCADS compiler (i.e. if only they'd
written it)... it woulda been alright... Well, apart from its problems
will pallete lines, background screen images, scrolling (of any kind),
music (...etc.)

Hehe... I'm getting all reminiscent, I might even dig out my Big Box
of stuff that I wrote  Does it work on SimCoupe? (SCADS that is)

Fitz

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Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-30 Thread Martin Wilson
Has anyone mentioned EFTPOTRM yet? It may have looked good but the game had no
playability. Also Sam Elite was a rip off. Mind you I'm not totally aware of all
Sam games. I never ever saw Lemmings running on the Sam.

I think best game in my opinion has to be Prince of Persia although graphically
it wasn't that great. Defenders of the Earth or Sphera were much prettier.

I'd still love to see a proper Coupe enhanced version of Elite.





Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-30 Thread Ian Collier
On Mon, Aug 30, 1999 at 12:02:49AM +0100, Martin Fitzpatrick wrote:
 Hehe,... SCADS eh?  Ahh, them were the days :)...  I was always a bit
 peeved with Jupiter Software over that [SNIP]

Er, I seem to be experiencing déjà vu...

imc


Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-30 Thread Martin Fitzpatrick


Ian Collier wrote:
 
 On Mon, Aug 30, 1999 at 12:02:49AM +0100, Martin Fitzpatrick wrote:
  Hehe,... SCADS eh?  Ahh, them were the days :)...  I was always a bit
  peeved with Jupiter Software over that [SNIP]
 
 Er, I seem to be experiencing déjà vu...
 
 imc

Yay true.  Netscape's gone mad.  It gets exception errors every time
I try and Sync newsgroups  then forgets how many emails are in
folders.  Then, to top it off, when I try and send a bunch of emails I
acts like its sending but then doesn't remove them from the outbox.  So
I think umm mustn't have gone, so I resend (same happens), so I resend
individually and it works :)

Sorry if you thought you were going weird,

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Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-30 Thread Martin Fitzpatrick
Martin Fitzpatrick wrote:
 
 Thomas Harte wrote:
 
   Hehe,... SCADS eh?  Ahh, them were the days :)...  I was always a bit
 
  Hey, if you have SCADS, any chance of uploading a DSK file to nvg 
  to replace
  the td0? I'm one of the many people who can't use teledisk any more, but I'd
  really like to see SCADS.
 
 Yeh, I can do that... But as you mention in the other mail, if it needs
 the key disk thingy it might not work.  Depends on how it does it I
 guess Anyone have any idea about this?  Will it work thru a DSK
 image?  Hmm... Who knows.  I guess I can just try it out with the disk
 and see what I see.  In fact I'll do it now.
 

Well, I've tried, and failed :(.  I ran it through my own little dsk
program which handles dodgy sectors (I'll get around to uploading it one
day), but despite the fact that the sectors that are dodgy are all at
the end (only 16 in total!) the disk is naffed.

It will get a directory ok and some things load, but apart from that its
dodgy - end of file problems  somtimes just hanging the compiler.  

If I get my Sam out off its shelf in the near future I'll try and make a
copy of the disk on that  then run it through the DSK thing (the same
always seems a bit more resilient to [ignorant of?] dodgy disks that
PC's for some reason).

The problem with the backup is that the protection will most definately
be uncatered for.  Hmm.

I tried some of my old games too (the ones I wrote with SCADS), but
alas, all the disks seem to have been got by the MagnetoMonster... ohh
well :os

Martin Fitz.


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Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-30 Thread Martin Wilson


 Yay true.  Netscape's gone mad.  It gets exception errors every time
 I try and Sync newsgroups  then forgets how many emails are in
 folders.  Then, to top it off, when I try and send a bunch of emails I
 acts like its sending but then doesn't remove them from the outbox.  So
 I think umm mustn't have gone, so I resend (same happens), so I resend
 individually and it works :)


SNAP! I had exactly the same problem back along, this must be quite a common
problem with Netscape.


 Sorry if you thought you were going weird,

 Martin Fitz

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Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-29 Thread Graham Goring
In message [EMAIL PROTECTED], Andrew Collier
[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes
At 12:33 pm +0100 29/8/99, Thomas Harte wrote:
 Anybody played vegetable vacation recently? ha ha ha

  Is it really a terrible game, or do you suddenly understand it if
you buy
with instructions?

No, I'm pretty sure it really was a terrible game.

But I don't think it was Sam's worst ever game for my money, that
honor goes to... fx type=drumrollfx type=rips open envelope

Parallax.

I'd have given it to the game's predecessor, whose name escapes me
at the moment. Now THAT was a shit game.

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Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-29 Thread Graham Goring
In message [EMAIL PROTECTED], Dan
Dooré [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes
 I'd have given it to the game's predecessor, whose name escapes me
 at the moment. Now THAT was a shit game.

No Way Back?

Nope. I was give to understanding that Parallax was the sequel to that
vertically scrolling abomination with mode 2 levels and mode 4 bosses,
wunnit?

Graham Goring

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Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-29 Thread Chris White
That be Rob Holmans 'Sphere' , under Enigma Variations

C


- Original Message -
From: Graham Goring [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no
Sent: Sunday, August 29, 1999 4:02 PM
Subject: Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )


In message [EMAIL PROTECTED], Dan
Dooré [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes
 I'd have given it to the game's predecessor, whose name escapes me
 at the moment. Now THAT was a shit game.

No Way Back?

Nope. I was give to understanding that Parallax was the sequel to that
vertically scrolling abomination with mode 2 levels and mode 4 bosses,
wunnit?

Graham Goring

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Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-29 Thread Gordon Wallis
Graham Goring wrote:
 In message [EMAIL PROTECTED], Dan
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  I'd have given it to the game's predecessor, whose name escapes me
  at the moment. Now THAT was a shit game.
 
 No Way Back?
 
 Nope. I was give to understanding that Parallax was the sequel to that
 vertically scrolling abomination with mode 2 levels and mode 4 bosses,
 wunnit?
 
Was there ever a _better_ shooter, though?
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Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-29 Thread Johnna Teare


On 29 Aug 99, at 13:17, Andrew Collier wrote:


 But I don't think it was Sam's worst ever game for my money, that
 honor goes to... fx type=drumrollfx type=rips open envelope
 
 Parallax.
 
 /fx Controversial?


FutureBall?

Has there ever been a poll done on sam-users? To see who likes 
what the best?
 
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Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-29 Thread Johnna Teare


On 29 Aug 99, at 16:14, Gordon Wallis wrote:


  
 Was there ever a _better_ shooter, though?


Space Invaders. On a later issue of Fred. By me ;-)
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Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-29 Thread Gordon Wallis
Johnna Teare wrote:
 On 29 Aug 99, at 16:14, Gordon Wallis wrote:
 
  
  Was there ever a _better_ shooter, though?
 
 Space Invaders. On a later issue of Fred. By me ;-)

Really? Which one? (I might actually have it)
Arcade perfect, is it? Does it have the coloured strips? Eh? Eh?!

(and before anyone asks why I didn't think of Chris Pile's excellent
Defender conversion... I can't play it, it's too frustrating, but I love
it anyway. Just like the arcade game :-) )

Gord. (amazed that an off-topic discussion suddenly became so very
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Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-29 Thread Graham Goring
In message [EMAIL PROTECTED],
Johnna Teare [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes


On 29 Aug 99, at 16:14, Gordon Wallis wrote:


  
 Was there ever a _better_ shooter, though?


Space Invaders. On a later issue of Fred. By me ;-)

Pah! James Curry's Dark Vortex was far better... And Diggory Gray 
produced a fair few fine shooters.

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Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-29 Thread Gordon Wallis
Graham Goring wrote:
  Was there ever a _better_ shooter, though?
 
 
 Space Invaders. On a later issue of Fred. By me ;-)
 
 Pah! James Curry's Dark Vortex was far better... And Diggory Gray
 produced a fair few fine shooters.

Wow. Guess I missed 'em all... Which was Dark Vortex?

Gord. (perking up all of a sudden, with the mention of decent
shoot-'em-ups)

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Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-29 Thread Graham Goring
In message [EMAIL PROTECTED], Gordon Wallis [EMAIL PROTECTED]
writes
Graham Goring wrote:
  Was there ever a _better_ shooter, though?
 
 
 Space Invaders. On a later issue of Fred. By me ;-)
 
 Pah! James Curry's Dark Vortex was far better... And Diggory Gray
 produced a fair few fine shooters.

Wow. Guess I missed 'em all... Which was Dark Vortex?

Dark Vortex was on FRED 62, IIRC. Or was it 60? Um... Whichever one
Wayne Coles did the menu for.

NB. I was speaking to Wayne today, and he says he'll finish Kaboom! when
there's a 32bit version of SIM Coupé to do it on... ;)

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Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-29 Thread Thomas Harte
 Arcade perfect, is it? Does it have the coloured strips? Eh? Eh?!

Surely the coloured strips would be the easiest thing to get arcade 
perfect
because of the ease of switching palette entries halfway down the screen?

-Thomas


Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-29 Thread Andrew Collier
In message [EMAIL PROTECTED],
Johnna Teare [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes


On 29 Aug 99, at 16:14, Gordon Wallis wrote:


 
 Was there ever a _better_ shooter, though?


Space Invaders. On a later issue of Fred. By me ;-)

Pah! James Curry's Dark Vortex was far better... And Diggory Gray
produced a fair few fine shooters.

Talking about GamesMaster shooters, I was always rather impressed by DMZ's
FADE (Fred 49).

Infection wasn't bad, either (Fred 42).

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Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-29 Thread Chris White
 On 29 Aug 99, at 16:14, Gordon Wallis wrote:


  
  Was there ever a _better_ shooter, though?


 Space Invaders. On a later issue of Fred. By me ;-)

And what was wrong with mine :)

C

ps ( only kidding)




Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-29 Thread Johnna Teare


On 29 Aug 99, at 17:32, Thomas Harte wrote:

  Arcade perfect, is it? Does it have the coloured strips? Eh? Eh?!
 
  Surely the coloured strips would be the easiest thing to get arcade
  perfect
 because of the ease of switching palette entries halfway down the screen?
 
   -Thomas
 

It was written in SCADs and iirc it didn't like pallette lines much. The 
actual games wasn't very faitful to the original - more of a cheap 
botched attempt like eveything I've written - love developing ideas, 
but hate writing the damn games!

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Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-29 Thread Ian Collier
On Sun, Aug 29, 1999 at 05:30:45PM +0100, Graham Goring wrote:
 NB. I was speaking to Wayne today, and he says he'll finish Kaboom! when
 there's a 32bit version of SIM Coupé to do it on... ;)

But it is 32-bit already...

imc


Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-29 Thread surfin_usm
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Date : 29 August 1999 16:51:40
Subject : Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

  Was there ever a _better_ shooter, though?


 Space Invaders. On a later issue of Fred. By me ;-)

And what was wrong with mine :)

The only thing I remember about Sam games is that there were about 48863
crap puzzle games.


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Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-29 Thread Johnna Teare


On 29 Aug 99, at 17:51, Chris White wrote:

  On 29 Aug 99, at 16:14, Gordon Wallis wrote:
 
 
   
   Was there ever a _better_ shooter, though?
 
 
  Space Invaders. On a later issue of Fred. By me ;-)
 
 And what was wrong with mine :)

I could never get it running (never had a compiler...)

Still, the graphics looked nice... ;-)

 
 C
 
 ps ( only kidding)
 
 
 


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Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-29 Thread Martin Fitzpatrick


Johnna Teare wrote:
 
 On 29 Aug 99, at 17:32, Thomas Harte wrote:
 
   Arcade perfect, is it? Does it have the coloured strips? Eh? Eh?!
 
   Surely the coloured strips would be the easiest thing to get arcade
   perfect
  because of the ease of switching palette entries halfway down the screen?
 
-Thomas
 
 
 It was written in SCADs and iirc it didn't like pallette lines much. The
 actual games wasn't very faitful to the original - more of a cheap
 botched attempt like eveything I've written - love developing ideas,
 but hate writing the damn games!

Hehe,... SCADS eh?  Ahh, them were the days :)...  I was always a bit
peeved with Jupiter Software over that - I wrote a game  sent it to
them, then they sent it back running about twice the speed.  Despite my
constant nudging they just wouldn't tell me how they'd done it, beyond
the slightly vague tweaking... hmph.

If only they'd brought out the SCADS compiler (i.e. if only they'd
written it)... it woulda been alright... Well, apart from its problems
will pallete lines, background screen images, scrolling (of any kind),
music (...etc.)

Hehe... I'm getting all reminiscent, I might even dig out my Big Box
of stuff that I wrote  Does it work on SimCoupe? (SCADS that is)

Fitz

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