Re: bushie humor

2005-09-14 Thread Jennifer Larkin
I was thinking "Missionary." On 9/14/05, Dana <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Q: What is George W. Bush's position on Roe v. Wade? > > > > A: He really doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans. > > -- > I don't care what Hillary Clinton says. I've seen the village and I don't > want it raisi

Hurricane victim needs replacement cf host

2005-09-10 Thread Jennifer Larkin
Does anyone know if there are any hosts that are giving a good deal on temporary hosting to companies whose sites are down due to Hurricane Katrina? My best friend is trying to recover his old company's sites. They are a small webhost located in New Orleans and in addition to the current connectiv

Re: RFID *CAN* be used to track people.

2005-07-29 Thread Jennifer Larkin
As I mentioned, it's not voluntary for crossing borders, it's voluntary for passing certain toll bridges. It allows you to avoid the lines where people pay the toll. Since there are lines for paying the toll, it must be voluntary in that case. On 7/29/05, Dana <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Is it vo

Re: RFID *CAN* be used to track people.

2005-07-29 Thread Jennifer Larkin
In both cases that you mentioned, the chip on bridge passes is voluntary, so is use of bluetooth. National ID cards would be manditory. Forcing someone to be trackable is different than allowing someone to tracked at a given bridge or given series of bridges. On 7/29/05, Kevin Graeme <[EMAIL PROTE

Re: for those of you who said that guy in the bulky coat who jumped the turnstile deserved to die

2005-07-28 Thread Jennifer Larkin
Let's hope they did since the London police announced that they have had over 250 suspected-terrorists-in-the-subway incidents since 7/7 and in seven of them they almost shot someone in the head (not counting the one where they did shoot someone in the head). http://www.sciencedaily.com/upi/?feed=T

for those of you who said that guy in the bulky coat who jumped the turnstile deserved to die

2005-07-27 Thread Jennifer Larkin
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,22989-1711303,00.html Won't it be interesting if it turns out that he really was wearing a jeans jacket and used a travel pass, not wearing a bulky coat and jumping the turnstile? It amazes me that people fault me for wanting to wait until all the facts are

Re: spell check

2005-07-27 Thread Jennifer Larkin
the place. But seriously, that was not the point. On 7/27/05, Nick McClure <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Prolly cause denormalized isn't a word. Just add a hyphen :) > > > -Original Message- > > From: Jennifer Larkin [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Sent: Wed

Re: Relations in the db

2005-07-27 Thread Jennifer Larkin
Does he have defined primary keys at all? Primary keys are a huge performance benefit. Foreign keys are probably a benefit too, but I don't know that for sure. The main reason that I would define it is referential integrity. You can't be guaranteed that the VB application is flawless. On 7/27/05,

spell check

2005-07-27 Thread Jennifer Larkin
Word spell check wants to change "denormalized" to "demoralized." Please drive through. -- "You can't destroy EVERYthing. Where would you sit?" The Tick Now blogging http://www.blivit.org/blog/index.cfm http://www.blivit.org/mr_urc/index.cfm ~

Re: London police 1, Suicide bomber 0

2005-07-25 Thread Jennifer Larkin
Why does he have 80% of the culpability? Because he lived in an apartment complex that he didn't know was under surveillance? Because he wore a coat? Reports have now stated that he wore a coat because 70 degrees is cold for Brazil and he would have been cold out in that weather without a coat. B

Re: London police 1, Suicide bomber 0

2005-07-25 Thread Jennifer Larkin
Here in the DC area > I would have ran. Remember in England there many more restrictions on > firearms. You can almost assume that if they have weapons like an HK > etc., they are police. Here they are more likely part of some gang. > > On 7/25/05, Jennifer Larkin <[EMAIL PROTECTED]

Re: London police 1, Suicide bomber 0

2005-07-25 Thread Jennifer Larkin
Yeah, well you know, being in the country on an expired passport must be a hanging offense in Britain. Especially if you are there on an expired visa after having been recently granted entry to the country, there to work to get money to send home for your father's cancer treatment. Being in a coun

Re: London police 1, Suicide bomber 0

2005-07-25 Thread Jennifer Larkin
and his family and also the > policeman that shot him. Until I hear otherwise I'll assume that the police > identified themselves. > > Howie > > --- On Monday, July 25, 2005 11:03 AM, Jennifer Larkin scribed: --- > > > > We still have NO reports that state

Re: London police 1, Suicide bomber 0

2005-07-25 Thread Jennifer Larkin
I'd like to see how you would react if 20 armed guys some of them with machine guns acted like they were going to kill you. You probably wouldn't have run because that's so foreign to you, which it might not be to a Brazillian. You probably just would have stood there and soiled yourself. Next you

Re: London police 1, Suicide bomber 0

2005-07-25 Thread Jennifer Larkin
We still have NO reports that state that the police identified themselves as such. The official word is that the police later stated that they confronted him and he "did not obey." Assume that maybe they didn't identify themselves, that they walked up to him showed him a gun and said "Hey you!" In

Re: London police 1, Suicide bomber 0

2005-07-24 Thread Jennifer Larkin
And you only have to be unlucky once. Maybe you should try checking your facts before responding. Here's an auditor amplifier that is about the same size as an iPod and it's available to the public. I'm sure the police have better suppliers. http://www.spyworld.com/Surveil1.htm There are so many

Re: When will the patent madness stop? MS patents SMileys!

2005-07-24 Thread Jennifer Larkin
The question isn't how many companies use the "technology" in question, but who used it first. Since it has been so long and it is so common, it may be difficult to prove prior art. While it may not currently be new and unique, it doesn't have to be new and unique to qualify. The patent process tak

Re: London police 1, Suicide bomber 0

2005-07-24 Thread Jennifer Larkin
Gee, I don't know, maybe incapacitate him? Maybe coordinate a way to keep him out of the train station, since they should have been able to expect such behavior out of people exiting a house that they had under surveillance for possible terrorists? Maybe check his background when he went into the h

Re: London police 1, Suicide bomber 0

2005-07-24 Thread Jennifer Larkin
anner similar to a suicide bomber. > > > > What do you do in this case? > > > > There is no good answer. The metropolitan police said it right. They > > were incorrect and are reexamining their procedures. What do you want? > > How many people do you want to die f

Re: When will the patent madness stop? MS patents SMileys!

2005-07-24 Thread Jennifer Larkin
Actually, the patent isn't for emoticons themselves. It's for substituting emoticons with images when emoticons are seen in text. There may not be so much prior art on that, which would suck. Frankly, this is proof that the patent system is being used to stifle innovation. On 7/24/05, Vivec <[EMA

Re: London police 1, Suicide bomber 0

2005-07-24 Thread Jennifer Larkin
It's more than an unfortunate tragedy. It's a warning. They targetted and killed someone innocent in the name of protecting people from a theoretical threat. And their response is "Sorry. It is an unfortunate loss." Not even "We need to re-examine our procedures and see what could have been done to

Re: PS3 E3 Hype revealed for what it was...HYPE!

2005-07-23 Thread Jennifer Larkin
x27;t stop talking about it. :) On 7/23/05, Ben Doom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Sounds exactly like a friend of mine. What's your acquaintance's name? > > --Ben > > Jennifer Larkin wrote: > > You didn't talk to the right people. :) > > > > S

Re: PS3 E3 Hype revealed for what it was...HYPE!

2005-07-23 Thread Jennifer Larkin
You didn't talk to the right people. :) Someone I know had a booth at E3 and she came home bitching about people only being impressed with the booths that showed movies and cut scenes that have no reflection of game play. Her booth had actual game play and no one was interested, so she had LOTS to

Re: McCain - 'I work with boobs every day'

2005-07-20 Thread Jennifer Larkin
Wow. Resounding silence. I KILT THE LIST! YAY! On 7/20/05, Jennifer Larkin <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Funny. I work with boobs every day too. What a coincidence! > -- "You can't destroy EVERYthing. Where would you sit?" The Tick Now for hire... http://www.blivi

Re: McCain - 'I work with boobs every day'

2005-07-20 Thread Jennifer Larkin
Funny. I work with boobs every day too. What a coincidence! On 7/20/05, Howie Hamlin <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > You gotta like this guy :) > > http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=45342-- "You can't destroy EVERYthing. Where would you sit?" The Tick Now for hire... http://www.

Re: fyi - libel

2005-07-10 Thread Jennifer Larkin
Dana, please read section 3 of the definition of libel. You are accusing a man of criminal activity. He has the evidence to legally prove otherwise. You are accusing a judge of illegal and unethical activity. The judge has already legally proven otherwise. I stated my opinion. I would really lik

Re: Bush Ends Schiavo Inquiry

2005-07-08 Thread Jennifer Larkin
If you've read all of the court documents (which by the way, aren't readily available) you would know that a single judge does not have jurisdiction in multiple courts. The judge did not know the guy in question before any legal proceedings or he/she would have been legally required to dismiss his

Re: bisexual (was Re: You've done it!)

2005-07-08 Thread Jennifer Larkin
I'm heteroflexible. On 7/8/05, Paul Ihrig <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > i like lesbians & women, i may be a little bi -- "You can't destroy EVERYthing. Where would you sit?" The Tick Now for hire... http://www.blivit.org/mr_urc/index.cfm Now blogging http://www.blivit.org/blog/index.cfm ~

Re: You've done it!

2005-07-08 Thread Jennifer Larkin
While there is a genarally accepted definition of squick, I first encountered it when jm.jm. the space monkey defined it as "the official sound of male masturbation." On 7/8/05, Ray Champagne <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Screw you, you squick-lovin wife killer! > > Gruss Gott wrote: > >>Ray wrote

Re: You've done it!

2005-07-08 Thread Jennifer Larkin
d anyone but me use the term squick since that time > with the whip and the silly putty and...um... *whistles and looks > innocent* > > On 7/8/05, Ray Champagne <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > squick? that is a new one on me > > > > i like it! > > >

Re: London??

2005-07-08 Thread Jennifer Larkin
Technically, if you read the information that was recently released, we invaded Iraq long before Bush even went to Congress for war authorization (which he said he wouldn't use). We had already started bombing their telecommunications systems and electric plants and other infrastructure to pre-empt

Re: You've done it!

2005-07-08 Thread Jennifer Larkin
suddenly feeling very happy that I have a security gate... On 7/8/05, Paul Ihrig <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > the ratio of men-2-women isnt right for that sort of talk.. > > > Now that I'm convinced, who's up for an orgy tonight? -- "You can't destroy EVERYthing. Where would you sit?" The Tick

Re: You've done it!

2005-07-08 Thread Jennifer Larkin
I have no problem with straight males. I seem to have a thing for them, come to think of it. On 7/8/05, Ben Doom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Jennifer Larkin wrote: > > squicks me. I mean, except in cases where the beast involved can speak > > English and gives informed

Re: You've done it!

2005-07-08 Thread Jennifer Larkin
As do you since you used the word perpetrate. Bestiality seriously squicks me. I mean, except in cases where the beast involved can speak English and gives informed consent. Then it's ok. On 7/8/05, Marlon Moyer <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > I see that you still discrimate against those who perpetr

Re: You've done it!

2005-07-08 Thread Jennifer Larkin
Welcome to California! We have muffins. On 7/8/05, Matthew Small <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > You know... after reading all of these posts for these many years, > everyone's finally convinced me to become a liberal polyamorous homosexual > pot smoking wife killing atheist republican. -- "You can

Re: Bush Ends Schiavo Inquiry

2005-07-08 Thread Jennifer Larkin
So THAT's where you're storing the bodies! Somebody call the cops! On 7/8/05, Kevin Graeme <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Oh shi > > /me dons body armor, inserts ceramic plates, wraps self in fireproof > blanket, and climbs down into the fallout shelter. -- "You can't destroy EVERYthing. Where

Re: Bush Ends Schiavo Inquiry

2005-07-08 Thread Jennifer Larkin
Unfortunately, it can be very difficult to convict someone of domestic abuse. But to accuse a judge of ignoring evidence "because [he] is such a nice guy" is really out of line. It is particularly out of line because it's wasn't a single judge who found the testimony in question to be not believabl

Re: London??

2005-07-07 Thread Jennifer Larkin
Then I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you are capable of being logical, even if you refuse to be logical in this case. On 7/7/05, G <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume yer joking > > cya monday. > > > OK, well then let's prosec

Re: London??

2005-07-07 Thread Jennifer Larkin
> > Engineering Consulting Services, Ltd. (ECS) > 14026 Thunderbolt Place, Suite 300 > Chantilly, VA 20151 > Phone: (703) 995-1737 > Fax: (703) 834-5527 > > > -Original Message- > From: Jennifer Larkin [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Thursday, Jul

Re: London??

2005-07-07 Thread Jennifer Larkin
OK, well then let's prosecute Jodie Foster for the attempted assassination of Ronald Reagan. I mean, it was done in her name. By your logic John Hinkley IS Jodie Foster. On 7/7/05, G <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > "associated with Al Qaeda" is all there is to being Al Qaeda. The > organization itsel

Re: London??

2005-07-07 Thread Jennifer Larkin
No, there are not a few safe conclusions that you can draw from that. I've already seen a 20 minute dissertation on that not only is that group not Al Qaeda, but that this does not have the telltale signs of an Al Qaeda attack. If you commit fraud, does that mean that Martha Stewart did it? On 7/

Re: London??

2005-07-07 Thread Jennifer Larkin
Again with the blaming Al Qaeda. The official findings are that the evidence points to a group "associated with Al Qaeda." I'm "associated with" all of you. "Associated with" means basically nothing. I'm not saying that Al Qaeda isn't bad; I'm just saying that you should be accurate when laying bla

Re: London??

2005-07-07 Thread Jennifer Larkin
I've been watching CNN for an hour. Al-Queda has NOT taken responsibility for this attack. There are a lot of groups that have a similar name and who have adopted A-Queda as a part of their name. In this case, the exact English name of the group that has claimed responsibility has never been heard

Re: I'm getting paranoid

2005-06-30 Thread Jennifer Larkin
GEH! Somebody's having a worse travel experience than me! At least my stuff arrived with me, even if we were both an hour and a half later (and an hour and a half after the last flight into that airport). I hope The Curse of Jennifer is not spreading On 6/29/05, Ray Champagne <[EMAIL PROTECTE

Re: Thanks ACLU!

2005-06-27 Thread Jennifer Larkin
Me too! The ACLU rocks. On 6/27/05, Gruss Gott <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Personally I'm glad we have a organization like the ACLU who is taking > these cases (10 commandments) to court. > > While I know some of you think the ACLU isn't all good (I'm still > undecided), in this case they were.

Re: Supreme Court Strikes 10 Commandments

2005-06-27 Thread Jennifer Larkin
I'm under the impression that prisoners aren't allowed to vote. We aren't talking about a constitutional guarantee of a right and even some of those rights are taken away if you are guilty of a crime. "Freedom of the press" doesn't mean "to do whatever the heck they want." They do get in trouble

Re: Supreme Court Strikes 10 Commandments

2005-06-27 Thread Jennifer Larkin
It say the court rejected the appeal of the reporters. I'm not sure if the appeal applied to people who committed a crime by speaking to the reporters about this or if this applies more broadly. I'm hoping that they saw this as an exceptional case, which is well within the bounds of reason. In th

Re: NASCAR is better than F1

2005-06-26 Thread Jennifer Larkin
And here I thought this was going to be a comparison of NASCAR and the F1 key. DOes that make me really girly or really geeky? On 6/26/05, Adam Churvis <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > From: "Adam Haskell" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > For all you people out there that say NASCAR only knows how to turn >

Re: Local DJ has contest to win 100 Grand

2005-06-24 Thread Jennifer Larkin
And Fox news is pretty damn funny if you can keep from destroying your TV. On 6/24/05, Kevin Graeme <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > I think the point is that the Daily Show does a better job of covering > news than the news. But I'm guessing you already knew that. > > > > On 6/24/05, Sam <[EMAIL P

Re: guess who just resubbed

2005-06-24 Thread Jennifer Larkin
It's only been like three and a half years. :) But I saw muffins mentioned and I was forced to subscribe. On 6/24/05, Erika L Walker-Arnold <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Jennifer!!! > > > Hiya! > > > I'll answer your email in a bit! > > > Cheers, > Erika > > > > ~

Re: guess who just resubbed

2005-06-24 Thread Jennifer Larkin
gt; ;) > > -Cameron > > On 6/24/05, Jennifer Larkin <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > I have muffins. MUFFINS! > > > > Have we done a C Funited roll call yet? Me. Next? > > -- > > "disassemble -- that means not tell the truth." USA President Ge

Re: guess who just resubbed

2005-06-24 Thread Jennifer Larkin
d with natural sweeteners. Got any > honey cinnamon apple muffins? > > On 6/24/05, Jennifer Larkin <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > I have muffins. MUFFINS! > > > > Have we done a C Funited roll call yet? Me. Next? > > -- > > "disassemble -- that mea

Re: guess who just resubbed

2005-06-24 Thread Jennifer Larkin
; > tw > > On 6/24/05, Ben Doom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Jennifer Larkin wrote: > > > I have muffins. MUFFINS! > > > > Yum! I want one! > > > > > Have we done a C Funited roll call yet? Me. Next? > > > > Not me. :-( >

Re: guess who just resubbed

2005-06-24 Thread Jennifer Larkin
"last work day before I go to C Funited." I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now! http://www.thedoomsong.com On 6/24/05, Ben Doom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Jennifer Larkin wrote: > > I have muffins. MUFFINS! > > Yum! I want one! > > > Have w

guess who just resubbed

2005-06-24 Thread Jennifer Larkin
I have muffins. MUFFINS! Have we done a C Funited roll call yet? Me. Next? -- "disassemble -- that means not tell the truth." USA President George W. Bush Now blogging http://www.blivit.org/blog/index.cfm http://www.blivit.org/mr_urc/index.cfm?sectionid=2 ~~~

Re: The MORONS are still at it!

2001-11-03 Thread Jennifer Larkin
At 09:22 AM 11/2/01 -0400, you wrote: >After issuing those warnings this week, they are issuing MORE for next >week. > >Why don't the goddamned idiots just declare a flipping state of >emergency and put people "On The Alert" for the rest of the damned >year!? But Gel, dear, they did. Only they de

RE: Geek Soap Opera Names - Updated List

2001-11-03 Thread Jennifer Larkin
Not me, man. "The Employed and the Independent Contractors" At 03:10 PM 11/1/01 -0400, you wrote: >Anonymous? >Why Anonymous? > >Why are peeples being anonny musses? > >*peeks at the list* > >Come on..who are they? Who are they? >:) > >I like The Young And The Blue Screens ^_^ > >-Gel > > >-O

RE: Anthrax scare (Was beauuuuutiful Friday)

2001-10-26 Thread Jennifer Larkin
No coughing on Gel or his muffins! Besides, it's non-communicable between humans. It's probably nothing to worry about. Any white powder would be reported and handled this way even if it turns out to be make-up, talcum powder, or a cleanser, any of which are white powders commonly found spille

RE: Why not a discount for people who have DW 4.0?

2001-10-25 Thread Jennifer Larkin
You got something against nuts? I'm a macadamia. Cover me in chocolate and fork over the cash! It's been one of those weeks As for the DreamWeaver question, keep complaining and find some appropriate people to complain to (some are here already) and maybe your suggestion will make enough

Re: Are phone calls part of Billable Hours

2001-02-19 Thread Jennifer Larkin
Russel Madere wrote: > > Actually, time spent designing the application, regardless if it is meetings > or telephone conversations should be billable. I personally will also bill > for travel time if it excessive (more than an hour, through heavy traffic, > etc) if the travel is at the insistanc

Re: Are phone calls part of Billable Hours

2001-02-19 Thread Jennifer Larkin
Hal Helms wrote: > I understand that we all take on less than ideal clients at times, but this > would be a red flag to me. Either the client is trying to get something for > nothing or simply doesn't understand much. Either way, I would be very > careful. I agree. I get the idea that if this is

Re: OT: Are phone calls part of Billable Hours

2001-02-19 Thread Jennifer Larkin
Sandra Clark wrote: > > I am converting from a straight contract to an hourly contract for one of my > projects. > > I have just received an email from the person and I quote: > > > 4) Telephone conversations, discussions, and meetings (within reason) that > are required for the contractor to

Re: HR and IT

2001-02-14 Thread Jennifer Larkin
"Guy J. McDowell" wrote: > I see some things that to me are strange. > > "Junior CF Developer - Must have B.Sc. 3 years CF experience yadda > yadda" I've noticed that too. Some jobs I've looked at say "Sr. ColdFusion Developer. Must have at least one year ColdFusion and HTML" but it has a salary

Re: No Need To Avoid Intermedia.net

2001-02-12 Thread Jennifer Larkin
Michael Kerin wrote: > > I completely disagree with Alexandre's opinion of Intermedia. I find his > statements to be completely inaccurate. > > Intermedia allows you to host multiple domains under a single account using > domain aliasing. Their shared server price structure is quite competitiv