Every year at the state fair Paul entered the lottery for the brand-new truck
and lost. This year, he told his friend David, he wasn't going to bother and
enter.
"What kind of attitude is that?" David asked. He leaned closer and whispered,
"What you need, pal, is faith. Look around and see if th
Geez!!!
Didn't know u were an author.
Great man !
Congratulations.
A.
Peter Joseph Swanson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
It's about time. I wrote the first draft in 1984 (so it takes place
then - ha ha). What year is it now? It's funny how if you live long
enough you can accident
GREAT!!!
Never thought of it.
Asfan.
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Let's just rename him "Hole Singer" yar!
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A college professor in an art class asked his students to sketch a naked man.
As the professor walked around the class checking the sketches, he noticed that
one of the young ladies had sketched the man with an erection.
The professor said, "Oh, no, I wanted it the other way."
She replie
THE NEW YORK TIMES
July 10, 2007
Editorial
A NomineeÂs Abnormal Views
The Senate Health Committee will have to dig beneath the surface on Thursday
to consider the nomination of Dr. James Holsinger to be surgeon general. Dr.
Holsinger has high-level experience as a health administr
t. I should know. I weighed 100kgs
myself once. Long ago.
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A gay man, finally deciding that he could no longer hide his sexuality from
his parents went over to their house and found his mother in the kitchen
cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh a
Regarding the subject of sexual abuse in childhood and the development of
homosexual behavior later on there does not seem to be much, or any, evidence
in the literature.
What Freud discovered in practically all the homosexuals he analysed was the
presence of a very strong Oedipus complex.
*A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young man with purple hair
styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos and wearing
strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute
appendicitis, so he was scheduled for immediate surgery. When
Thank u, Wendell.
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But just a sugesstionLike in all cases worldwide
keep a discounted rate for students and senior
citizens. We need them as part of the gay community in
every way
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June 15, 2007
Massachusetts Gay Marriage to Remain Legal By PAM BELLUCK
BOSTON, June 14 Same-sex marriage will continue to be legal in
Massachusetts, after proponents in both houses won a pitched months-long battle
on T
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Being so rude and impolite doesn't reflect well on oneself.
A.
Siddharth 82 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
I think both Suhail and Salil are idiots, Suhail is an idiot that he
keeps clarifying himself for which there is no need, if he is r
June 3, 2007
Gay Inmates to Get Conjugal Visits in California
By JESSE McKINLEY
SAN FRANCISCO, June 1 Gay and lesbian prisoners in California will be
allowed overnight visits with their partners under a new prison policy,
believed to be the first time a state has allowed same-sex conjug
The World Health Organization spokesman advocating the circumcision of adult
men to reduce transmission of HIV is Doctor De Kock.
A course on functional morphology of marine organisms is offered at
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May 23, 2007
Gay and Dissident Bishops Excluded From Â08 Meeting
By LAURIE GOODSTEIN
The archbishop of Canterbury sent out more than 800 invitations yesterday to a
once-a-decade global gathering of Anglican bishops. But he did not invite the
openly gay Episcopal
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Dear Mark,
Your ideas are so nice, i am 34 yo, and fighting against marriege. I am
working in DXB and came back to India for a short veccation. But i feel i
didn't want thi
Mothers
TO ALL THOSE WHO MISS THEIR MOTHERS SO DEARLY
The young mother set her foot on the path of life.
"Is this the long way?" she asked. And the guide said:
"Yes, and the way is hard. And you will be old before
you reach the end of it. But the end will be better
than the beginning.
From The Times
May 2, 2007
Lie over gay partner ends BP chiefÂs career
David Brown and Patrick Foster
The chief executive of BP resigned yesterday after a judge found that he had
lied to a court about his gay relationship with a 27-year-old student.
Lord Browne of
This trashy, maudlin story has been going the rounds of email since ages.
Medically speaking, how could an accident make one lose one's voice?
Any answers from the docs on the site?
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When Minister Mentor Lee comments on decriminalising homosexuality, you know
that the government is paying attention to the issue. After all, in Singapore,
the establishment usually shuns controversial topics unless they absolutely
have to be dealt with. And it is about time that this issue
The TimesOnLine
April 25, 2007
Ted Heath 'propositioned men for sex'
Rajeev Syal and Greg Hurst
A senior gay Conservative claimed yesterday that Sir Edward Heath
propositioned men for sex in the 1950s.
Brian Coleman, chairman of the London Assembly, claimed that the former
Prime Minister curbed
The Times of London
March 22, 2007
Anglicans closer to schism as US bishops reject gay ultimatum
Ruth Gledhill, Religion Correspondent
The Anglican Church took another step towards its apparently inevitable schism
when US Episcopal bishops rejected the ultimatum from primates of the
Wishing all Zoroastrians and the whole wide world Jamshedi Navroze Mubarak.
Navroze, new day or New Year, is a celebration of the spring Equinox (March
21). It was celebrated by all the major cultures of ancient Mesopotamia. The
Sumerians, (3000BC), Babylonians (2000 BC), the ancient kingd
THE NEW YORK TIMES
February 1, 2007
Tests of Drug to Block H.I.V. Infection Are Halted Over Safety
By LAWRENCE K. ALTMAN
Efforts to develop a topical microbicide to prevent H.I.V. infection during sex
suffered a surprising setback yesterday when researchers announced that they
had stopped
December 17, 2006
Anti-Gay Slurs: The Latest in Hilarity
By CHARLES ISHERWOOD
T
HE predilections of Sebastian Venable, the gothic ghost who haunts Tennessee
Williamss Suddenly Last Summer, were so unspeakable that they essentially
went unspoken in the text of the play. Dark hints abo
THE NEW YORK TIMES
December 16, 2006
In New Jersey, Gay Couples Ponder Nuances of Measure to Allow Civil Unions
By KAREEM FAHIM
HOBOKEN, N.J. Dec. 15 Away from the loud political arguments over the New
Jersey Legislatures vote to establish civil unions for same-sex couples, gays
THE NEW YORK TIMES
Circumcision Halves H.I.V. Risk, U.S. Agency Finds
By DONALD G. McNEIL Jr.
Published: December 14, 2006
Circumcision appears to reduce a mans risk of contracting AIDS from
heterosexual sex by half, United States government health officials said
yesterday, and
THE NEW YORK TIMES
December 15, 2006
Legislators Vote for Gay Unions in New Jersey
By LAURA MANSNERUS
TRENTON, Dec. 14 The Legislature voted on Thursday to make New Jersey the
third state in the nation to recognize civil unions for same-sex couples. In
doing so, it moved quickly to
THE NEW YORK TIMES
December 12, 2006
Gay and Evangelical, Seeking Paths of Acceptance
By NEELA BANERJEE
RALEIGH, N.C. Justin Lee believes that the Virgin birth was real, that
there is a heaven and a hell, that salvation comes through Christ alone and
that he, the 29-year-old son of So
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December 7, 2006
Cheney Pregnancy Stirs Debate on Gay Rights By JIM RUTENBERG
WASHINGTON, Dec. 6 Mary Cheney, a daughter of Vice President Dick Cheney,
is expecting a baby with her partner of 15 years, Heather Poe, Mr. Cheneys
office said Wed
BLOODY GOOD.
IT IS BEST TO CALL THE DOCTOR OR TO SHIFT THE PATIENT
IMMEDIATELTY TO A HOSPITAL.
PULLING THE PATINT'S EARS!!! INDEED!!!
WHY NOT PULL HIS YOU-KNOW-WHAT?
ASFAN.
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23RD NOVEMBER 2006
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Men only
The subject of gay, men-only parties has been taken up by both Anthony and
Adrian. Both point out the foolishness of going to one when you´re in a
monogamous relationship. Wise words.
And true enough, while
What sort of a doc are you?
Are you a qualified psychiatrist?
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i am a 47 year old doc in delhi
u can put across yr problems directly to me through email
may be i can help
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Dear Sagar, The thing to do is to sit down and think things over and ultimately it is YOU who decides what to do. You have to take up the responsibility for yourself and not ask others to do so. I am sure that things will work themselves out. Best wishes, Asfan.new life <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
definitely not bliss!
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A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor gets around to asking her how often she has intercourse."Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday," she says.The doctor advises her to cut out Wednesday."I can't," says t
A guy was staying in a fancy hotel and was enjoying the pool when the manager told him to get out. When asked for the reason, the manager said, "Because you urinated in the pool.""Well," replied the swimmer, "lots of people do that." "True," answered the manager, "but you did it from the diving
I don't remember if I had posted this before but here goes: President and Mrs. Bush were vacationingin their home state.On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station tofill up the car with gas. It seemed that the owner of thestation was once Laura's high school love. George was qui
Wishing all Bawajis and the whole wide world Jamshedi Navroze Mubarak. Best wishes for a happy and prosperous New Year. Asfan.
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Four guys who worked together always golfed as a group at 7:00 a.m. on Sunday. Unfortunately, one of them got transferred out of town and they were talking about trying to fill out the foursome. A woman standing near the tee said, "Hey, I like to golf, can I join the group?" They were hesit
Giorgio is in this country for about 6 months. He walks to work every day and passes a shoe store. Each day he stops and looks in the window and admires a certain pair of Bocceli leather shoes. He wants those shoes so much it's all he can think about.After about 2 months he saves the $300.00 the
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter,who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him amenu."I'm sorry sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Justbring me a dirty fork from the previous customer, I'll smell itand order from there."A little confused, t
I too resisted marrying in spite of severe maternal pressure. One cannot live a lie. Asfan. Salil <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: Hi Ketan,The following post of mine never appeared - can u please look into it and allow it to appear ? Thanks in advance !CheersSalilSalil <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrot
Harold was in the South of France, and could not understand why Rich had attracted all the girls at the beach, while he had no luck.So he asked Rich "why do you get all the girls and I get nothing?"Rich replied "Take a potato and tuck it in your swimming trunks. It drives the women wild!"So Haro
A man was feeling frisky one night and snuggled up to his wife, when she turned to him and said; "Sorry, I have a headache" The man hesitated and replied; "Is that your final answer?" His wife snapped back; "Yes that's my final answer" "Well" he said; "In that case, may I phone a friend?"
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On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to thetoilet. The teacher said "Say your ABCs first"The boy started saying "A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T UV W X Y Z"The teacher asked at the end "Where is your P?" The boy answered "Running down my pants!!"__
Pray, why is my name in quotation marks?? Asfanamadeus909 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: Good morning everyoneand a very happy Thursday to everyone !!!Thanks also to Jake, Abhay, Shailen, R. Pereira, Deb,Albert & "Asfan" for their sympathetic words :-)
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Joe and Frank were in the office, and noticed that someone had put up a suggestion box with some 3x5 cards next to it. Both decided that this was a great idea, and each took a card to fill out. Joe wrote, "The office workers should all be given raises!" When he looked at Frank's card, it said, "
A third grade teacher always took roll call each morning and had the pupils' answer by reciting a short poem. The first kid sat in the first row was a teacher's pet. He stood and said, "My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can." The next ki
Three bored travelling salesmen were flying in a plane. To add a little excitement to the trip one man dropped out an apple, the second dropped an orange, and the third man dropped a grenade. After the plane landed, the three men were walking down the street. They saw a kid crying and asked him
Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table. Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future." Paul readily agreed and the reader took one look at his open palm and said, "I c
I am not a Catholic queen but I think the whole article is in abysmally poor taste. It isn't even funny. It is absolute trash!! Asfan.Vikram <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: For Catholic queens with a sense of humour. For those without and pssobily offended, my apologies: A MEMO FROM THE VATICAN
Well, when is the next posting due?
We are all on tenterhooks!!
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i guess my fault asfan. the next post that he posted was some sort of
squabbling that he and the other guy had on some other elist . it had nothing
to do with gay issue and i saw no reason why it should
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. Wh
Guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place.The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks i
Little Johnny came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and dad? " and she replied, "they're up in bed" So he started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play. Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied
A NOTE circulating round the internet, which some readers will have seen butothers won't, lists internet domain names consisting of run-together words that can be parsed in unintended ways.Firstly there is "Who Represents?", a database of agencies for the rich andfamous, the domain name of which
Women are like a pack of cards.; you need a heart to love them. A diamond to marry them. A club to batter them and a spade to bury them. __ To catch her husband at night, she crept into the maid's bed and switched off
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed-off and watched in horror as the ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fel
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A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older gent suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become used to a new doctor.At the first house a woman complained, "I've been a little sick to my stomach." The older
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This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend. "I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse, I'm sending him over."The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female horse. "A female horth," the midget replies. So the owner shows him one
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This guy walked into a bar and saw a sign for free beer. He asked the
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Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots. So the sheriff arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?" Cowboy says " Well
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So she proceeded to find herself a rich 73-year-old man planning to screw him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half-century age difference. On the first night o
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John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted. Bob, the owner, had had about enough and warned John that thenext sale he missed would be his last. Just then a man came in coughing and he ask John for their best cough syr
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