Re: Stupid Language Designer Tricks

2012-05-14 Thread Luke Kanies
specific issue before, but yeah, that's annoying. (FTR, I'm kinda out of day to day of Puppet, I just run the company now, but I'm happy to try to chase this crap down with people when poked.) -- Luke Kanies | http://about.me/lak | http://puppetlabs.com/ | +1-615-594-8199

Re: MacPorts hate (was Re: Package manager hate - was Re: Linux hates (was Re: alias rm "rm -i"))

2009-01-02 Thread Luke Kanies
lled me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me." -- Nathaniel Lee, on being consigned to a mental institution, circa 17th c. ----- Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://madstop.com

Re: MacPorts hate (was Re: Package manager hate - was Re: Linux hates (was Re: alias rm "rm -i"))

2009-01-02 Thread Luke Kanies
lled me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me." -- Nathaniel Lee, on being consigned to a mental institution, circa 17th c. ----- Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://madstop.com

Re: Package manager hate - was Re: Linux hates (was Re: alias rm "rm -i")

2008-12-31 Thread Luke Kanies
inced I'm just stupid and that it's wicked-easy to get consistent behaviour, I challenge you to do so. You would make *many* bsd Puppet users happy. -- Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles. -- George Jean Nathan - Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://madstop.com

Re: Ruby is pretty advanced, folks

2007-09-28 Thread Luke Kanies
ional athlete earns in a whole week. -- Evan Esar ----- Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://madstop.com

Rubygems require perl?

2007-08-17 Thread Luke Kanies
tched state. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe ----- Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://madstop.com

Re: iterm

2007-07-12 Thread Luke Kanies
-- To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire ----- Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://madstop.com

Re: Things I hate about iTunes

2007-04-04 Thread Luke Kanies
x27;s First Law: Think logically, but orthogonally. ----- Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://madstop.com

Re: Things I hate about iTunes

2007-04-04 Thread Luke Kanies
had as a child, at play.--Friedrich Nietzsche ----- Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://madstop.com

Re: Things I hate about iTunes

2007-04-04 Thread Luke Kanies
word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep. --Alan Patrick Herbert ----- Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://madstop.com

Re: Things I hate about iTunes

2007-04-04 Thread Luke Kanies
On Apr 4, 2007, at 2:19 PM, Nicholas Clark wrote: On Wed, Apr 04, 2007 at 02:15:48PM -0500, Luke Kanies wrote: And I also hate mailing lists that don't default to replying to the list. Sorry David. :/ There are many things hateful about Siesta, but I thought that one "feature&q

Re: Things I hate about iTunes

2007-04-04 Thread Luke Kanies
ey should definitely be outsourcing it to the OS. And I also hate mailing lists that don't default to replying to the list. Sorry David. :/ -- Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question. -- Albert Camus ----

Re: Things I hate about iTunes

2007-04-04 Thread Luke Kanies
eally thought multiple computers was annoying in 1997, but I really figured there'd at least be progress on it by now. -- Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment. --Barry LePatner - Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://madstop.com

[offlist] Re: Where "always" means "come hell or high water"

2007-03-17 Thread Luke Kanies
ch. Come on guys, this is totally off-topic. Say nice things on your own time, this is supposed to be hateful. :) -- Hanlon's razor: Never attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by stupidity. ----- Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://madstop.com

Re: RubyGems deciding version formats

2006-11-10 Thread Luke Kanies
al, rake is not only low on hate, it's somewhat inspiring in forcing you to think about Ruby a bit differently. -- Luke Kanies http://madstop.com | http://reductivelabs.com | 615-594-8199

RubyGems deciding version formats

2006-11-10 Thread Luke Kanies
hich it always does, even if it won't be executing it). Stupid gems. -- Luke Kanies http://madstop.com | http://reductivelabs.com | 615-594-8199

Re: tabs in source code

2006-06-19 Thread Luke Kanies
ab and a full tab for the second tab. It's absolutely evil. -- Luke Kanies http://madstop.com 615-594-8199

Solaris packaging sucks, too

2006-05-25 Thread Luke Kanies
omputer. Grrr. -- Hanlon's razor: Never attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by stupidity. ----- Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://madstop.com

Re: OS X packaging is an embarrassment

2006-05-22 Thread Luke Kanies
David Champion wrote: * On 2006.05.21, in , * "Luke Kanies" wrote: If you use Slackware, you get what you deserve, but I defy you to somehow find Debian more execreble than FreeBSD. I'd really like to, since you're defying, but I've buried those memories deep.

Re: OS X packaging is an embarrassment

2006-05-22 Thread Luke Kanies
for rootkits, tripwire watches all the files, not just the ones the package > system put into place. Yeah, but it's entirely without meaning -- say file X changed; do you know why? Was it intentional? Was it accidental? Can I recover? Tripwire is a crappy band-aid on a problem the OS should care about. > > Apache's log files all need to > > exist and be owned by the apache user or it won't start; are they? How do > > you know? > > I have NEVER creates any of apache's log files, and I have NEVER had apache > fail to come up as a result. They're all there in /var/log/httpd. Well, then apache has write access to all of your log directories. It doesn't have write access to mine. Mine way's easier to automate, easier to manage, and easier to segment. Your way requires less ability to interact with the computer. -- Be wary of the man who urges an action in which he himself incurs no risk. -- Joaquin Setanti - Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://madstop.com

Re: OS X packaging is an embarrassment

2006-05-22 Thread Luke Kanies
ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch das blinkenlights!!! - Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://madstop.com

Re: OS X packaging is an embarrassment

2006-05-22 Thread Luke Kanies
n't drift. Apache's log files all need to exist and be owned by the apache user or it won't start; are they? How do you know? Of course, no package management system reaches into configuration files to perform tests like that right now, but give me a couple of years. -- Anyone who considers arithmatical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.--John Von Neumann - Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://madstop.com

Re: OS X packaging is an embarrassment

2006-05-22 Thread Luke Kanies
esult, even when I have to hunt the stupid packages down myself. Why go to all that effort to make things "easy" if it's not easy to hand off to a computer? It's stupid. -- "They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me." -- Nathaniel

Re: OS X packaging is an embarrassment

2006-05-21 Thread Luke Kanies
telligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. --Calvin and Hobbes (Bill Watterson) - Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://madstop.com

Re: OS X packaging is an embarrassment

2006-05-21 Thread Luke Kanies
#x27;s actually more important that OS X has great packaging. Why is it that every single OS X tool has to write its own update-checking system? -- Westheimer's Discovery: A couple of months in the laboratory can frequently save a couple of hours in the library. - Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://madstop.com

Re: OS X packaging is an embarrassment

2006-05-21 Thread Luke Kanies
;m never leaving." -- If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.-- Lyndon B. Johnson - Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://madstop.com

Re: OS X packaging is an embarrassment

2006-05-21 Thread Luke Kanies
h for you. Act for yourself. Face the truth. -- Katherine Mansfield ----- Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://madstop.com

Re: OS X packaging is an embarrassment

2006-05-21 Thread Luke Kanies
ing but text explaining why this space has nothing but text explaining that this space would otherwise have been left blank, and would otherwise have been left blank. - Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://madstop.com

OS X packaging is an embarrassment

2006-05-20 Thread Luke Kanies
w, and then we'll talk. -- I'm seventeen and I'm crazy. My uncle says the two always go together. When people ask your age, he said, always say seventeen and insane. -- Ray Bradbury - Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://madstop.com

Re: Some fresh rpm hate

2006-03-15 Thread Luke Kanies
he whole secret of life is to be interested in one thing profoundly and in a thousand things well. -- Horace Walpole ----- Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://madstop.com

Re: Reason #1781 to hate Mosa^H^H^H^HNets^H^H^H^HMozil^H^H^H^H^HFirefox.

2006-03-11 Thread Luke Kanies
> tabs nicely for me. My Firefox 1.5.0.1 has this option in the Tabs pane, and it seems to work well on my Mac. -- I'm worried about Bart. Today, he's sucking people's blood, tommorrow he might be smoking. -Marge Simpson --------

Automatic Bug Reporting

2006-01-04 Thread Luke Kanies
nch Cabell 1879-1958 ----- Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://madstop.com

Non-interactive vs. interactive

2005-11-16 Thread Luke Kanies
upid stupid. -- Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is staggering. --R. Buckminster Fuller - Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://madstop.com

Re: Hating hate

2005-11-10 Thread Luke Kanies
t will just get embarassing when it starts critiquing the literrary style of my friends mail to me. -- Richard Caley, in comp.lang.perl.misc ----- Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://madstop.com

Re: Hating hate

2005-11-09 Thread Luke Kanies
;t know. -- W. H. Auden --------- Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://madstop.com

Re: Dear Finder search

2005-11-02 Thread Luke Kanies
nvention in human history--with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. -- Mitch Ratcliffe ----- Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://madstop.com

Re: Preview

2005-11-02 Thread Luke Kanies
ere are fundamental technical reasons why it is necessary to sacrifice a young goat to your SCSI chain now and then. ----- Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://madstop.com

Re: Preview

2005-11-02 Thread Luke Kanies
erations as a service, both retrieving the existing metadata and dealing with wanting to override it. -- A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. -- William James - Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://madstop.com

Re: Preview

2005-11-01 Thread Luke Kanies
. Dammit. -- We either are networking, or we areNT networking... ----- Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://madstop.com

Re: Preview

2005-10-31 Thread Luke Kanies
on is. Rename the file, whammo, things work just fine. What a stupid, stupid idea. -- Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. -- Mae West - Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://madstop.com

Re: Significant whitespace (was Re: Blogging sucks)

2005-10-19 Thread Luke Kanies
often display crap instead of an apostrophe. And let me tell you, I would _always_ prefer to see a typewriter apostrophe than crap. -- Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is staggering. --R. Buckminster Fuller - Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://madstop.com

Re: Significant whitespace (was Re: Blogging sucks)

2005-10-19 Thread Luke Kanies
rather than having to hard-code them into the parser. I just don't understand how one can easily recognize whether a language supports this feature. -- The great tragedy of Science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. --Thomas H. Huxley - Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://madstop.com

Re: Significant whitespace (was Re: Blogging sucks)

2005-10-19 Thread Luke Kanies
your pleasure. And it is much appreciated. -- If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.--Bill Vaughan -----

Re: Significant whitespace (was Re: Blogging sucks)

2005-10-18 Thread Luke Kanies
7;Wrong theatre!' ----- Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://config-mgmt.blogspot.com

Re: Significant whitespace (was Re: Blogging sucks)

2005-10-17 Thread Luke Kanies
s, because wow they're bloody annoying to handle with parsing programs. -- That was just a drill of the emergency y2k system. Had this been a real emergency, we would've also dumped a bucket of spiders on you and yelled out "civilization is collapsing!" -------

Re: Significant whitespace (was Re: Blogging sucks)

2005-10-17 Thread Luke Kanies
ill plenty of hate there. -- Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools. ----- Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://config-mgmt.blogspot.com

Re: Significant whitespace (was Re: Blogging sucks)

2005-10-17 Thread Luke Kanies
crometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe. ----- Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://config-mgmt.blogspot.com

Re: Significant whitespace (was Re: Blogging sucks)

2005-10-17 Thread Luke Kanies
simist fears that this is true. -- James Branch Cabell 1879-1958 ----- Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://config-mgmt.blogspot.com

Re: Significant whitespace (was Re: Blogging sucks)

2005-10-14 Thread Luke Kanies
Not On Fire This Year BTW, you can catch a train from the mall downtown. Cars not needed. -- I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. --Douglas Adams - Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://config-mgmt.blogspot.com

Re: Significant whitespace (was Re: Blogging sucks)

2005-10-14 Thread Luke Kanies
ahn ----- Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://config-mgmt.blogspot.com

Re: Blogging sucks

2005-10-14 Thread Luke Kanies
g arrays and references. *shudder* -- "They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me." -- Nathaniel Lee on being consigned to a mental institution, circa 17th c. --------- Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://config-mgmt.blogspot.com

Re: Significant whitespace (was Re: Blogging sucks)

2005-10-14 Thread Luke Kanies
eral purpose) language. -- Q. Does Usenet help stamp out ignorance? A. That depends on whether by "stamp out" you mean "eliminate" or "reproduce rapidly in great quantity." -- From the Usenet FAQ - Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://config-mgmt.blogspot.com

Re: Significant whitespace (was Re: Blogging sucks)

2005-10-14 Thread Luke Kanies
ceful and quiet...not kicking and screaming like the other guys in his car. ----- Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://config-mgmt.blogspot.com

Re: Significant whitespace (was Re: Blogging sucks)

2005-10-14 Thread Luke Kanies
On Thu, 13 Oct 2005, David Champion wrote: > * On 2005.10.13, in , > * "Luke Kanies" wrote: > > > > care the most about, which largely amount to having a minimalist syntax > > without being so minimalist that it makes me feel like I'm actually w

Re: Significant whitespace (was Re: Blogging sucks)

2005-10-14 Thread Luke Kanies
sk takes 90% of the time, and the last 10% takes the other 90%. ----- Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://config-mgmt.blogspot.com

Re: Significant whitespace (was Re: Blogging sucks)

2005-10-13 Thread Luke Kanies
y. I _hate_ doing things the computer can do for me. -- The Microsoft Exchange Information Store service depends on the Microsoft Exchange Directory service which failed to start because of the following error: The operation completed successfully. - Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://config-mgmt.blogspot.com

Re: Significant whitespace (was Re: Blogging sucks)

2005-10-13 Thread Luke Kanies
lve the fact that there was too much punctuation, and in order to make it easier to understand, we've tripled the number of valid statement types." Like a 100 car pileup on an 8-lane highway. I just hope Ruby is ready to accept all of the refugees. :) -- It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in labratory rats. - Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://config-mgmt.blogspot.com

Re: Blogging sucks

2005-10-13 Thread Luke Kanies
-- Prof. Charles Kelemen, Swarthmore CS Dept. - Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://config-mgmt.blogspot.com

Re: Blogging sucks

2005-10-13 Thread Luke Kanies
continuations). -- It's very hard to predict things . . . Especially the future. -- Prof. Charles Kelemen, Swarthmore CS Dept. --------- Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://config-mgmt.blogspot.com

Blogging sucks

2005-10-13 Thread Luke Kanies
truth is always more interesting that your preconception of what it might be. ----- Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://config-mgmt.blogspot.com

Re: du

2005-10-01 Thread Luke Kanies
ay be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.-- Lyndon B. Johnson ----- Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://config.sage.org

Re: du

2005-10-01 Thread Luke Kanies
ot* magic. There are fundamental technical reasons why it is necessary to sacrifice a young goat to your SCSI chain now and then. ----- Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://config.sage.org

Re: du

2005-09-30 Thread Luke Kanies
On Fri, 30 Sep 2005, Aaron J. Grier wrote: > On Fri, Sep 30, 2005 at 01:39:55PM -0500, Luke Kanies wrote: > > du -dsk * | sudo sort -n > > why do you need to sudo to run sort from a pipe? > > sudo du -dsk * | sort -n > > I could understand... but there&#

Re: du

2005-09-30 Thread Luke Kanies
On Fri, 30 Sep 2005, Nicholas Clark wrote: > On Fri, Sep 30, 2005 at 01:36:05PM -0500, Luke Kanies wrote: > > > They're hard links (you'll have to look that one up). A little known > > aspect of the output of ls -al is that it lists the number of hard links > >

Re: du

2005-09-30 Thread Luke Kanies
PGP anyway, so I didn't speak up. Then they came for me. And by that time there was no one left to speak up. -- Alara Rogers, Aleph Press - Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://config.sage.org

Re: du

2005-09-30 Thread Luke Kanies
of retarded > software. Well, 'ls -d' is the same as 'ls -d *', but 'ls *' will list subdirectories, which is quite different. I assume you meant it would match the same file list, though, which is the case. 'ls -d *' behaves identically to 'ls -d' behaves identically to 'ls -d ./*', and if you want all files then use 'ls -a'. Without '-a', you won't get dot-files, which makes it behave as though you had matched '*'. -- Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. -- Mae West - Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://config.sage.org

Re: du

2005-09-30 Thread Luke Kanies
x27;t get crap I don't want. Oh, and I always use '-sk' on those platforms that support it, and I always cuss like a sailor at those platforms that don't. -- Silence is a text easy to misread. -- A. A. Attanasio, 'The Eagle and the Sword' - Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://config.sage.org

Debian bugs

2005-09-27 Thread Luke Kanies
eywords -- it's certainly much easier to make the humans do the work, we wouldn't want to make our computers break a sweat. Grr. -- Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again. -- F. P. Jones - Luke Kanies | http://reductivelabs.com | http://config.sage.org